BallsToTheWall: Things I Hate

BallsToTheWall 08.24.16	I try to be a positive person but man...life is full of killjoys at times. Thank odin Steel Reserve exists.
Drifter 08.24.16	2 makes me sad
SteakByrnes 08.24.16	I feel 2 so hard, Confusion is one of the dumbest statuses ever conceived. Crobat is my boy tho
iloveyouall 08.24.16	nearly any beer that starts with "bud" is guaranteed to be shiiit.
Negator 08.24.16	why do u hate 3? There is such a thing as too much lettuce. And it makes eating the sandwich difficult. Also 6 hard
BallsToTheWall 08.24.16	The worst which I forgot to mention was the move Attract. Fuck, you rpokemon is so infatuated that it makes you want to run into a moving 18 wheeler.
BallsToTheWall 08.24.16	Yeah but a lot of people just want "a little" lettuce but "not too much" Negator. It's like they want to be healthy but think a sprinkling is going to make a difference.
iloveyouall 08.24.16	vb for dayz tbh!
BallsToTheWall 08.24.16	Steel Reserve is your best bet for getting banged up for your buck Toad.
Storm In A Teacup 08.24.16	but the phenomenal one...
Futures 08.24.16	bud light lol disgusting
BallsToTheWall 08.24.16	It's cheap, beautiful 8.1 % malt liquor. 4 pints for 4 bucks. AJ Style's haircut bothers me more than it should. I hate his cronies. Randy Orton is king.
zakalwe 08.24.16	Light lettuce? As in 'not too much lettuce' Easy on the Mayo Heavy on the jalapeño Slow on the tomato Light on the cucucumber Balanced on the carrot Equilibrium on the onion Jesus enough of the bullshit just give us a fucking cheese and pickle sandwich. Please.
Futures 08.24.16	steel reserve berry m/ pretty good and so cheap
hal1ax 08.24.16	fucking overdraft feez
BallsToTheWall 08.24.16	You know it Zak. You have your people that want three jalapenos, on each tomato. Good fuckin lord man.
FearThyEvil 08.24.16	7. I think you means Coors Light although Bud isn't good either
TVC15 08.24.16	Sput went from jolly and calling everyone their bff to complaining about how everything and everyone is shit
Negator 08.24.16	Oh, I can see that. Yea if youre eating a bmt its not really gonna matter
BallsToTheWall 08.24.16	I'm not in a terrible mood, just a blackgaze kind of mood TVC.
zakalwe 08.24.16	Yeah. All that demanding customer shit. Tepid, slightly frothed, soya infused, gluten free whipped creamed coffee. Fuck off moron!!!
BallsToTheWall 08.24.16	Worst part is when you date the daughter of a lady you work with and then everybody accuses you of cheating on her when they see you talking to another girl in a different department. Fuck me man.
Emim 08.24.16	I get light lettuce in addition to spinach. It's delicious.
BallsToTheWall 08.24.16	Pastrami, horseradish and sharp cheddar toasted...nom nom nom...
zakalwe 08.24.16	Fucking sharp cheddar? Bullshit!!!
BallsToTheWall 08.24.16	Yup.So is Horseradish Cheddar.
TheSpaceMan 08.24.16	Horseradish cheddar is one of the greatest things on this fucking planet
BallsToTheWall 08.24.16	My peers might not see the glory of working with so many cheeses but I do...Oh my god....Horseradish cheddar....three pepper colby jack........dill havarti...
zakalwe 08.24.16	Grated.
TheSpaceMan 08.24.16	horseradish anything tho. found a bag of chips once that was cheddar and horseradish flavor they were unbelievable, kettle cooked and gave that burning in your nose fuck i wish i could find them again
BallsToTheWall 08.24.16	I need those chips asap. That reminds me when I had to shave a pound of salami zak. God damn....
ZippaThaRippa 08.24.16	I heard that BallsToTheWall ordered a sub with light lettuce and then punched a puppy in the face. I heard he poured bud light on a blind person. I saw him once at a WWE event wearing a polo and a backwards baseball cap. He told me he thought he had had enough money for the ticket but he had overdrawn his account. What an idiot.
ZippaThaRippa 08.24.16	One time when we were really drunk off of Bud Light, BallsToTheWall told me he didn't like Jewish people. I think he also kissed my neck.
ZippaThaRippa 08.24.16	The next morning he said he was going to make me pancakes but he burned them. So then he took me to IHOP. He said he would pay but his card was overdrawn. So I had to pick up the tab. What as asshole. I told him "BallsToTheWall, my next Bud Light is on YOU."
BallsToTheWall 08.24.16	M/
ZippaThaRippa 08.24.16	BallsToTheWall showed Chelsea Wolfe to be 8 year old niece. She said "This is shit music." He did a leg drop on her. She has a speech impediment now and he isn't allowed over to my Sister's house.
porcupinetheater 08.24.16	A blackened pancake is one thing, but you take an early stage, 1st-2nd degree burn pancake and melt just a bit of butter on it, that shit'll take you to breakfast Valhalla
ZippaThaRippa 08.24.16	I walked in on BallsToTheWall crying once. His polo wasll covered with blood and he was holding his baseball cap in his hands. I asked him what was wrong and he said: "I got an overdrawn notification on my phone so I looked away from the road for a second and I hit a deer." He paused for a moment "I held him in my arms and he looked right in my eyes while he died."
BallsToTheWall 08.24.16	I haven't worn a polo since I rocked the Friar Tuck haircut.
porcupinetheater 08.24.16	Hey guys get out your polo shirts it's time to golf on Daddy's country club membership and not tip the Caddy!!!
ZippaThaRippa 08.24.16	One time I came home from work early and BallsToTheWall was standing in front of the mirror wearing nothing but a polo and his Friar Tuck haircut. We made eye contact for a couple seconds and then I went to my room. We never talked about it.
BallsToTheWall 08.24.16	I still dwell on that very moment....#REGRETS #IVEHADAFEW
Snake. 08.24.16	idk why but i kinda expected zak to hate sharp cheddar
ZippaThaRippa 08.24.16	Sharp cheddar is delicious and Zak hates everything good in the world so that makes sense.
TheSpaceMan 08.24.16	no zak just hates everything in the world that isn't used to getting hate
demigod! 08.24.16	There's a special place in hell for Golbats with mean look
TheSpaceMan 08.24.16	hahahaha so true
ZippaThaRippa 08.24.16	Zubat and its evolutions are my favorite pokemon.
TheSpaceMan 08.24.16	Just did a posion type only run of fire red and my Golbat was a strong asset. plus he was my fly HM bitch
Spec 08.24.16	dude watchwrestling has every attitude era (raw, sd and ppvs) and every wcw. No need for modern wwe.
BallsToTheWall 08.24.16	The diva division disappoints me the most of all.
Spec 08.24.16	sasha is getting hitched man she deserves some time away
Snake. 08.24.16	"no zak just hates everything in the world that isn't used to getting hate" tomorrow's episode: zak complains about the egregious wonders of marble flooring...
zakalwe 08.24.16	Ostentatious bullshit
Conmaniac 08.24.16	crazy thread here
NorwichScene 08.24.16	Smaller chocolate bars
Asdfp277 08.24.16	when I use zubat: yes good when my opponent uses zubat: eat my ass I want to die
omgbecky 08.24.16	I'm buying a Seahawks hat for the sole purpose of wearing it backwards. Also, I feel the need to defend light lettuce. I ask for light lettuce all the time, not because I don't like vegetables, but because it takes longer to chew through & I'm already a slow eater. /: Been meaning to check out 3 for the longest.
Artuma 08.24.16	"nearly any beer that starts with "bud" is guaranteed to be shiiit." not the czech one
JeetJeet 08.24.16	I feel like mosquito bites deserve an honorable mention on this list. Whether it be on the actual list or comments. Fuck mosquitoes.
Artuma 08.24.16	mosquitoes are sure to ruin an otherwise perfect summer day agreed
Storm In A Teacup 08.24.16	Hardys contract is up Febuary with tna and they want to go to wwe. I'm looking for Hardy Boyz vs Dudleys at wrestlemania in a grudge match or for the tag titles
Storm In A Teacup 08.24.16	heath slater is killing it btw
tastepolice 08.24.16	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdD9tw7PejQ
FullOfSounds 08.24.16	Getting the teddy bear in the Mystery Box.
Tunaboy45 08.24.16	I'm with you on 7, don't know how anyone can keep that shite down
DinosaurJones 08.24.16	1. Valid 2. FUCKIN' ZUBATS. 3. Load that shit up! I love lettuce. 4. Agreed. 5. Gross. Also, Waffles > Pancakes 6. Yes. 7. Most beer is pretty nasty. 8. Currently good: AJ Styles, Enzo (& Cass... I guess), the New Day, Shinsuke Nakamura, Seth Rollins, Jericho, Kevin Owens Currently bad: Almost everyone else, Brock Lesnar's booking, massive amounts of injuries/suspensions.
anarchistfish 08.24.16	polo shirts can just fuck off straight from the bat. anything with buttons
Artuma 08.24.16	"polo shirts can just fuck off straight from the bat. anything with buttons" suits look cool on anyone though
Tunaboy45 08.24.16	nothing wrong with shirts and polos man
smaugman 08.24.16	what if the collar is popped
MO 08.24.16	"Most beer is pretty nasty." blasphemy!
Tunaboy45 08.24.16	"Most beer is pretty nasty." obviously you're not drinking the right stuff then
Tunaboy45 08.24.16	@smaugman anyone with a popped collar needs shooting
bloc 08.24.16	Balls I always pictured you as a 1 type of guy hahaha Agreed with 2 hard. I tend to just run from the battle than even attempt at battling. Regarding 8, I think the recent brand split is a beautiful thing. It's working out really nicely imo
bloc 08.24.16	"heath slater is killing it btw" Agreed, he really is the hottest free agent right now lol
anat 08.24.16	WWE is killing it right now tbh, better than it's been in years and years
bloc 08.24.16	Yep I agree 100%, very enjoyable programming.
BallsToTheWall 08.24.16	Come on bloc.....that hurts. Just cutoff Darkthrone/Team Rocket shirts. Teddy bear in the mystery box (2)
DinosaurJones 08.24.16	Didn't Slater get some chants at Summerslam? Was it during the stupid Rusev/Reigns non-match?
BallsToTheWall 08.24.16	Was watching old Goldberg vs Lesnar highlights yesterday. #RIP
PistolPete 08.24.16	Totally guilty of 3. I just think it's cleaner and you won't have lettuce falling fucking everywhere.
bloc 08.24.16	"Was watching old Goldberg vs Lesnar highlights yesterday" Dude that match was so disappointing. The one when they both left the company afterwards
emester 08.24.16	2 is the true essence of pain. Well that and wild Wobbaffets
BallsToTheWall 08.24.16	And running out of repels.
NastyCrab 08.24.16	don't get the hate for 3. some places (lookin at you jimmy johns) will give you a goddamn lettuce sandwich if you don't specify. last time I checked lettuce is a garnish, not the main event of the sandwich show.
DinosaurJones 08.24.16	Lesnar v. Goldberg 2 in 2017. All signs point to it. And I hate it.
PappyMason 08.24.16	People leaving wet towels on your bed - annoys the shit out of me People leaving the lights on when their out - that shit costs man
ZippaThaRippa 08.24.16	I hate mosquitoes as well. Got West Nile Virus last year and it put me out for an entire week. Just felt like I had been beat up every single day. Let's break it down. I am a giant walking blood container. I definitely have enough fucking blood inside me to feed a mosquito. I could feed an entire fucking family of mosquitoes. How many times do you actually notice when a mosquito bites you? Almost never. Because it's fucking painless (unless you live in Alaska). If a mosquito bit me and drank my blood and left I wouldn't care. But they leave behind that god damn irritating fluid that itches for days and can cause nasty swelling in the wrong areas. And to top it off those little fuckbags are loaded with fun diseases like West Nile and Malaria. Getting bit by these flying ninjas is always a shithouse lottery. Go ahead and drink my blood but why do you have to be such a fucking DICK about it?
DinosaurJones 08.24.16	That is one of the better rants I've read lately. Thank you.
ZippaThaRippa 08.24.16	On the reverse side of that, Bloody Squito is probably the coolest Duel Masters card ever. http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/duelmasters/images/9/94/BloodySquito.jpg/revision/20150111162449
BallsToTheWall 08.24.16	I'm a farmer so fire ants fucking suck too. Also, 6 points to Zippa and House Slytherin.
ZippaThaRippa 08.24.16	How did you know?
ZippaThaRippa 08.24.16	You're a Floridian farmer? What do you farm? Alligators?
BallsToTheWall 08.24.16	Yeah, breeding Feraligatrs are my specialty..
DinosaurJones 08.24.16	WILD CROCONAWS
BallsToTheWall 08.24.16	I'n noseless and have 3 fingers now but I love what I do.
ZippaThaRippa 08.24.16	No but actually, oranges?
BallsToTheWall 08.24.16	Yeah.
ZippaThaRippa 08.24.16	m/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-x59ON5Q88
FigNewtns 08.25.16	supersonic/confuse ray are only good if you are casting them on others, except they never land when you use them go figure
Mystletainn 08.25.16	polo shirts are an abomination, agreed
iloveyouall 08.25.16	sweatshirt life
BallsToTheWall 08.25.16	American cheese is the greatest abomination of them all. I have to add to this list now.
TheSpaceMan 08.25.16	yup
BallsToTheWall 08.25.16	I feel a spinoff cheese list coming in the future.
Storm In A Teacup 08.25.16	Miz made Daniel Bryan cry last night lmao
ZippaThaRippa 08.25.16	I already made a cheese list bro.
ZippaThaRippa 08.25.16	God damn it Daniel Bryan. He needs to pull himself together.
ZippaThaRippa 08.25.16	Shit I actually had no idea the guy was so fucked up. Seizures, brain lesions. Jesus.
FourthDyke 08.25.16	gays gang bangers and fxcking jerkers
BallsToTheWall 08.25.16	Daniel Bryan's a champ but yeah, sucks about all his meducal issues,
Spec 08.25.16	Miz cut the best promo of his life.
bloc 08.25.16	Why are all the guys on SD cutting killer promos all of a sudden? Dean really stepped it up in the lead-up to Summer Slam, and especially Ziggler too. I'm relieved that they are finally getting the opportunity to talk a lot and seem pretty genuine about it too.
BallsToTheWall 08.25.16	Agreed. I mean they don't harken back to the Big Poppa Pump days but they bring more energy to it for sure.
Snake. 09.20.16	pimples in your fucking ears ughhhhh
CaliggyJack 09.20.16	"Slander. It's just rude and disrespectful." I heard you hire gay hookers every tuesday for gay anal sex when your parents ain't home. HOW DO YOU COMMENT?
BallsToTheWall 09.20.16	Guilty as charged.