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Maniac! 08.23.16	Follow steps 1 - 10. If symptoms persist, seek medical attention.
KILL 08.23.16	im jst rly depresd rt nw
Relinquished 08.23.16	even maniac was a whiny sack of sad, and he came a long way
KILL 08.23.16	fuck
Maniac! 08.23.16	It's okay, KILL. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmV9B8Q9oNM
Maniac! 08.23.16	"even maniac was a whiny sack of sad, and he came a long way" Dude even in my angstiest of days I didn't stoop this low.
KILL 08.23.16	yea didn't maniac ruin off and join the army cos some porker dumped his ass
Relinquished 08.23.16	in your angstiest days you reposted the same fucking albums it was aggravating
Relinquished 08.23.16	but that was literally years ago and now there's only 3 people on this site who deadlift and that sucks
Maniac! 08.23.16	"in your angstiest days you reposted the same fucking albums it was aggravating" Haha I did. At first it was lack of awareness. Eventually I was just doing it to piss you off because you always bitched about it.
Maniac! 08.23.16	Deadlifts are great. It's my chest that is my weak point. My shoulder are jacked up from grappling so it makes it tougher to work pressing movements.
Relinquished 08.23.16	dude same but it's all about finding how to recouperate all that I'm more or less 8 years in jiu-jitsu/judo grapplings myself
CaliggyJack 08.23.16	Instructions unclear dick is stuck in toaster
Sniff 08.23.16	Thanks for the tough love Maniac! Just what I needed!
StarlessCore 08.23.16	who on leg day
Relinquished 08.23.16	I hope you take a bath right after caliggy
Sniff 08.23.16	Imma deadlift this sadness from your heart Maniac. Don't worry!
Maniac! 08.23.16	" I'm more or less 8 years in jiu-jitsu/judo grapplings myself" I haven't been able to be consistent with training since I've been in the military. It really bothers me. I would have been about 6 years at this point, but I don't really have the time between work, school, and certification exams. 2 years before I'm out and can train again. I can't wait.
FullOfSounds 08.23.16	You were in the military? That's awesome man, thank you.
spookynewghostfriend 08.23.16	woe is me vs issues?
Maniac! 08.23.16	"That's awesome man, thank you." Don't do that.
Relinquished 08.23.16	I mean I've always been a busy man myself with traveling, work, and social and family lives. I learned when to squeeze in exercises and training in any spare time since it's a passion of mine. I should count 10 years but moreorless shaving off the time off it's about 7-8 years.
FullOfSounds 08.23.16	Why not
Jots 08.23.16	I always feel slightly weird when ppl thank me for my service bcuz I don't feel anything I did deserved any thanks beyond what average 'civilians' do day in day out
Maniac! 08.23.16	Yeah. I'm not special. The only "sacrifices" I've made have ended up being an investment in my own training and education. I am actually better off than the average 22/23 year old.
tempest-- 08.23.16	#8 is my life
ZippaThaRippa 08.23.16	HELP! I NEED SOMEBODY! HELP! NOT JUST ANYBODY!
blacklightjer 08.23.16	agreed. buncha whiney pussies
TheCharmingMan 08.23.16	Go to the gym FLEX YOUR MUSCLES
blacklightjer 08.23.16	how charming
LotusFlower 08.23.16	but this list in no way is whiny and this in no way clogs up sputnik music
oisincoleman64 08.23.16	Ironically edgy list
doomjitsu 08.23.16	ok primal fear ending: 1) aaron was a fucking psychopath in his own mind and tricked everyone? if yes, then: he said there was no aaron and no roy - did he mean like personalities, the roles he played (that makes sense) - or was it a simple plot mistake because clearly marty looked at some files in the beginning (although he asked aaron himself about his full name) 2) the psycho in the end was just another creation of aaron's mpd? which one
emester 08.23.16	sputnikmusic.com more like theexperienceproject.com
ZippaThaRippa 08.23.16	I haven't seen the movie but I'm pretty sure the point is that Aaron was duplicitous. He was extremely adept at manipulating the people around him. Total stone cold psycho.
doomjitsu 08.23.16	yeah it seems like that, but if that's the truth, then the story with a pervert bishop is kinda weak
Calc 08.23.16	"but that was literally years ago and now there's only 3 people on this site who deadlift and that sucks" lol
TVC15 08.23.16	FFS; stop being such pussies "Go to the gym FLEX YOUR MUSCLES" Swans reference?
Snake. 08.23.16	List is death metal / others
danielcardoso 08.23.16	quality content
bloc 08.23.16	"Deadlifts are great. It's my chest that is my weak point. My shoulder are jacked up from grappling so it makes it tougher to work pressing movements." Dude I feel ya. I sometimes have so much trouble isolating my chest for specific movements.
MO 08.23.16	I've taken to the 3 main lifts and really focused on form, especially with bench and I've upped my bench press like crazy after being plateaued for AGES. chest is definitely the toughest to isolate, before I was using a lot of shoulders and was almost flairing my elbows, gotta keep that shit tighter to your body to really isolate dem pecs
bloc 08.23.16	Mhmm, I'm slowly getting it. But some days are better than others. I noticed a big thing for me was foot placement during bench stuff. Now I keep my feet ALL the way back so that they're well under the bench. Pretty much only my toes are contacting the floor. Really keeps the back arch stable.
Archelirion 08.23.16	Just started lifting last week. Starting out small on my friend's home gym (25kg/55lb bench press and dead lift), but even doing that feels pretty good. I'm gonna start in the actual gym in a few weeks when I'm back at university - expecting to feel a little self-conscious to begin with because I'm not exactly big, but I'm looking forward to it. What kinda shit's important to remember?
anarchistfish 08.23.16	"Reintroduce yourself into civilization and be an adult and work on a career like a productive citizen. Make money and buy things to fill the void in your feeble heart." >your existence is worth only what commercial value you offer society "Die of an aneurysm by 35" accurate
Mythodea 08.23.16	Guys, if someone doesn't like a certain type of lists, they can just not click on them. Let poeople do whatever they want. You say whiny pussies, I say elitist douches (ooh, that rhymes!) Of course that was a light-hearted joke (because many hard-skinned people on here would be offended), but I'm bored of users trying to prove that ''Dude, shut up, life's great, just relax!'', woow, relax, how come I didn't realize that! This list represents tough love and is mostly satyrical, and I actually believe that some things on here should be done if someone lacks motivation. But is it the latest trend to critisize, other people's emotions? This is a community and many can find comfort in both asking for advice and talking anonymously to strangers. Why is that bad? I made such a list a while back, I received some nice messages and it actually helped me. Repeat: 1. Not everyone feels the same about everything 2. Not all people know what they want 3. Not all people have been through the same things
botb 08.23.16	my man
FullOfSounds 08.23.16	Spot on Mythodea
climactic 08.23.16	the list spunik needed, thank u for this all these sadboi lists are really making this site pretty unbearable recently. we all have problems, no one wants to hear them. lets keep it about the music ppl
Mythodea 08.23.16	1. ''We all have problems, no one wants to hear them.'': I can't remember the last time someone forced me to read and post on a thread I didn't like. Also, if we started listening to each others problems, maybe we'd have less of them. 2. ''lets keep it about the music ppl'': music affects our emotions, emotions make us chose what we listen to. Our taste is made of things that have happened in our lives. Art depends on life and the incidents that are part of it. ''Let's only talk about music'' is like only talking about musical theory, where it is what it is. Even saying ''I (dis)like that'' is an expression of who you are.
ArsMoriendi 08.23.16	Not sure what's worse, the lists about depression or the lists about being annoyed about the lists about depression. The fact that people are sharing personal details about their lives to hundreds of people on the internet is kinda crazy and probably unnecessary, but it brings up an important question: What if they vent here because they don't think they have someone to tell outside of Sputnik? That's kind of sad in itself. But yeah more music lists would be cool.
tempest-- 08.23.16	there's always someone to tell, there's professionals whose career is to hear people tell
Mythodea 08.23.16	''What if they vent here because they don't think they have someone to tell outside of Sputnik? '' It's indeed the sign of the times.
Deathconscious 08.23.16	Or just socially awkward kids.
zaruyache 08.23.16	Didnt we just have this thread
Mythodea 08.23.16	same thing.
climactic 08.23.16	super cop out responses to both those statements, couldnt disagree more. diary entries add nothing of value to the site, no discussion, just a pity party. idk about you but i come here for music revs, threads, and discussion. ya know, what the site was made for on #2-- "albums i listen to when i'm feeling down, rec our fav sad albums" is one thing. giant 500 word diary entry with "list is digs" and 3 albums tacked on is another
Mythodea 08.23.16	Again, sorry for being made to read these things. I wish you could just chose the context you like, but unfortunately, not everyone is that lucky. #Freeclimactic
climactic 08.23.16	you sound like every youtube commenter on a music video who gets mad at anyone who criticizes a song "if you dont like it why are you bothering to listen and comment!!!!!!!!"
Maniac! 08.23.16	"I'm butthurt" "I'm butthurt that you're on here being butthurt" "I'm butthurt that you're on here being butthurt about him being butthurt"
Mythodea 08.23.16	Maybe, but you sound like any other butthurt person who is so self-indulgent, that has the utter need to comment on everything, even if they don't like it. Also, I lack the excitement of the exclamation mark.
Maniac! 08.23.16	the irony of this entire thread is delicious the people might have changed, but sputnik remains the same as it ever was
anarchistfish 08.23.16	"satyrical" black metal typo
Flugmorph 08.23.16	people should find balance
botb 08.23.16	it might actually be worse than it used to be as far as shit posters go
Trebor. 08.23.16	This list is really dumb
KILL 08.23.16	i'm upset
Trebor. 08.23.16	did you know that lifting is the answer to everything
Deathconscious 08.23.16	fuckin LIFT bro. stop being a fucking PUSSY.
Eons 08.23.16	I like whining about other people whining.
Futures 08.23.16	i'm about to kill myself list is digs m/
Deathconscious 08.23.16	i like whining about other people whining about other people whining.
Deathconscious 08.23.16	"i'm about to kill myself list is digs m/" now that is a proper way to make a list.
Trundle 08.23.16	deadlifts ftw, sputnikers also need to realize that they have a very loose definition of 'serious problems'
BallsToTheWall 08.23.16	Great list. Gonna aim for a 380 deadlift this week or hurt myself trying.
Tunaboy45 08.23.16	3 is good advice, but it should probably specify which whisky. I'd say some scotch if you're in the self-reflective sort of mood.
Intothepit 08.23.16	I saw your mommy and your mommy was dead
Calc 08.23.16	"Gonna aim for a 380 deadlift this week or hurt myself trying." dunno why but i thought you were in the 4 hundo club already.
Conmaniac 08.24.16	Mythodea is p much right yea. altho both types of lists are annoying
DirEnRefused 08.24.16	hit a 400 front squat this week what up dudes
Typhoon24 08.24.16	i like tangential topics to depression. like that alcoholism thread was eye opening. misery loves company and i love reading about it sometimes
LifeFeedsOnLife 08.24.16	I embraced my addictive misery a good long time ago... Let go of your first world problems, ppl.
LifeFeedsOnLife 08.24.16	Yes, that was me intentionally being a dense cunt.. It might be hard to convey tone over the internet, but next time maybe follow it up with something a bit more clever than saying "fek u stoopid, stfu"
Typhoon24 08.24.16	why are people saying "let go of your first world problems" some of the stupidest people you've heard? elaborate more pls
Snide 08.24.16	"Let go of your first world problems." You sound like one of those people who think no-one should have any problems just because the continent of Africa exists.
LifeFeedsOnLife 08.24.16	I'll concede the point that I'm particularly insensetive in general much less over the interwebs with people I don't know personally. Which is why, imo, attempting pocket psychiatry in threads such as this is ultimately redundant. Hence the 'tude. I already said I was being a prick on purpose Malachite, let it go. You're either taken too seriously or dismissed altogether on here, I swear....
ZippaThaRippa 08.24.16	No it doesn't. Africa is an elaborate fiction.
FullOfSounds 08.24.16	lol Zippa, it's all conspiracy
Typhoon24 08.24.16	ala, im interested in why your language is so strong. "some of the stupidest people ive ever seen," "pretty obvious," "plainly wrong," and then going off on lifefeedsonlife. lol i can see how it's dumb to force optimism on people feeling genuinely sad, but it doesn't make soft ass shit any less soft-ass.
LifeFeedsOnLife 08.24.16	No offense intended Alchemist. I tend to have a misanthropic and self-depricating sense of humor. It's an aquired taste, maybe.
Typhoon24 08.24.16	meant strongly worded* but yeah, i got my answer. i guess u are mad sensitive about this
LifeFeedsOnLife 08.24.16	It's a sensitive topic so I tend to avoid posting about personal issues altogether.. There are other people I go to talk to about this sort of thing, but maybe other users aren't so fortunate... I'm the most flawed person I can think of, but that's between me and the people I care about and vice-versa.
Typhoon24 08.24.16	ok. so lets start with what I was trying to say and where i feel we dont see eye to eye. this isn't a clear issue, and points that you think are plain are not established. it's not common knowledge that it is plainly stupid to tell someone to be more optimistic and the audience is still split half half on whether first world problems are something we can still complain about. so, i was amused when i saw why you had such a far left view on his (that everyone on the other side of the issue is an idiot), and wanted to inquire further. seeing how eager you were to defend yourself when I asked (admittedly a little facetiously), I put two and two together and saw that you take this a lot more seriously than i do
miketunneyiscool123 08.24.16	maniac is being blunt i respect that
iloveyouall 08.24.16	is this the bit where ala leaves the site for 2 days again???
LifeFeedsOnLife 08.24.16	'maniac is being blunt i respect that' All except for 7 and 9 are actually decent advice depending on how you look at it. You can still make decent money without a career and I was hoping to make it to 45 before offing, but hey...
miketunneyiscool123 08.24.16	ala left for two days? since when does he leave this site?
Ashen 08.24.16	ala needs a vacation, in a realm devoid of wifi
miketunneyiscool123 08.24.16	lol nigguh already past 7500 comments goddam son
Typhoon24 08.24.16	i get nothing from you admitting stupidity (when youre not). lol i like your perspectives, ala. dont take my shit the wrong way
CaimanJesus 08.24.16	I hear Somalia is nice this time of year
CaimanJesus 08.24.16	Yeah but people like KILL
iloveyouall 08.24.16	"self intentional cringe"
miketunneyiscool123 08.24.16	i appreciate mr. ala
iloveyouall 08.24.16	"[sometimes] the cringe is accidental and I'm just being retarded"
Maniac! 08.24.16	Why do I get the feeling that you're like 12?
Trundle 08.24.16	Cause he's like 12
iloveyouall 08.24.16	when's your 13th bday? will you invite me?
iloveyouall 08.24.16	wow, so judgemental. pussy bitch.
Trundle 08.24.16	Pussy
botb 08.24.16	brandon you really triggered everyone
Maniac! 08.24.16	apparently
Futures 08.24.16	sn0k
Maniac! 10.19.21	lmao I forgot about this
sixdegrees 10.19.21	life changing list
Storm In A Teacup 10.19.21	Oh I thought futures was comment wiped guess not.
sixdegrees 10.19.21	you wish
Maniac! 10.19.21	I miss the glory days of peak sput shitposting
Sinternet 10.19.21	most based list ever
Maniac! 10.19.21	Based before based