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Sinternet 08.09.16	here alchemist now you don't have to raid every thread
Sowing 08.09.16	Don't we already have this on the forum?
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	Cool, cool
tempest-- 08.09.16	gotta say though, these albums m/ rules hard
Conmaniac 08.09.16	but who goes to the forums?
Sinternet 08.09.16	nobody uses the forums
Sinternet 08.09.16	agreed tempest rules hard m/
AlexKzillion 08.09.16	Whats a forum lol
Conmaniac 08.09.16	curious as to what direction this thread will go in
Sinternet 08.09.16	who cares what direction just spout whatever you want
brainmelter 08.09.16	regina rules m/ m/
Sinternet 08.09.16	yeah... special
Typhoon24 08.09.16	can u explain dva and the doritos
Artuma 08.09.16	now hawks can rule the threads with those quality posts again
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	It's gonna go downhill fast
Sinternet 08.09.16	gremlin d.va rules
Sinternet 08.09.16	fuck yeah more hawks content
AlexKzillion 08.09.16	But was Karl Marx right?
tempest-- 08.09.16	started watching Curb Your Enthusiasm its pretty m/ rules hard
danielcardoso 08.09.16	2 is seriously amazing, everyone who hasn't heard it yet should get on it asap.
AlexKzillion 08.09.16	I just binge watched the first season of bojack
danielcardoso 08.09.16	also love the concept of the list, ALA should have a field day with this lmao :]
Sinternet 08.09.16	ok ala ur not as bad as lambs
Sinternet 08.09.16	'Coming from the guy who spent eight pages on the new Ghoulgotha review solely just talking about how shit it is with no rhyme or reason' coming from the guy trying to defend that trash for 8 pages
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	D.va is bae
AlexKzillion 08.09.16	Lambs isnt even that bad
Sinternet 08.09.16	karl marx was always right
Sinternet 08.09.16	never seen cye is it good?
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	It's like Christmas morning for ala
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	"2 is seriously amazing" Na ;)
Sinternet 08.09.16	2 is goat of all time of all time agreed
Sinternet 08.09.16	lambs is pretty awful man
adr 08.09.16	Ghoulgotha
Sinternet 08.09.16	calc i will fight you
Chortles 08.09.16	yooooo is anyone in here watching Stranger Things??
Conmaniac 08.09.16	i need to start that show Chortles heard it's killer
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	You love me really doe Sin don't deny it.
AlexKzillion 08.09.16	@Ala That might just make it i best sputnik quotes IV
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	Yep it's already downhill
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	"Guys how do you shave your pubes? " There's multiple ways to shave your pubes?
danielcardoso 08.09.16	"Sputnik needs to lighten up seriously i get too much hate the conversations we have are way more interesting then "m/" or just the usual circlejerk of an album. Besides I usually provide legit criticism of albums unlike 99% of this website of circlejerk sputcore cumdump hoes" i can probably agree with this to a small extent, ALA always pesters me that fucking cunt, but hey i love the banter.
Sinternet 08.09.16	'stop focusing on stuff you hate so much, you're gonna give yourself an aneurysm' yeah i probs shouldnt acknowledge you bro you get way too butthurt its hialrious
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	Look on WikiHow ala, they always have the best guides!
AlexKzillion 08.09.16	mmmmmm//////
AlexKzillion 08.09.16	The paragraph ala
Sinternet 08.09.16	calc ily but in more of a guiding light kind of way
Chortles 08.09.16	I'm only 3 episodes into stranger things so far but it's very very good
trve 08.09.16	trump > ala y/y
RogueNine 08.09.16	I don't shave them. I'll trim them but I'm not getting a razor anywhere near that stuff.
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	"Look on WikiHow ala, they always have the best guides!" You mean Uncyclopedia's How To's "calc ily but in more of a guiding light kind of way" Show me the light bby.
adr 08.09.16	try this http://www.richardsonsaw.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/s/t/stihl-ms211-cbe-chainsaw-dallas.png
Conmaniac 08.09.16	use trimmers ALA
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	"You mean Uncyclopedia's How To's" definitely
Sinternet 08.09.16	trimmers are definitely the best way
Sinternet 08.09.16	or use craft scissors :^)
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	Guys just use this instead: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Cream/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK
user 08.09.16	"Sputnik needs to lighten up seriously i get too much hate the conversations we have are way more interesting then "m/" or just the usual circlejerk of an album. Besides I usually provide legit criticism of albums unlike 99% of this website of circlejerk sputcore cumdump hoes" oh man
Sinternet 08.09.16	regina is the light babes and ur not accepting her
tempest-- 08.09.16	Stranger Things was pretty cool yea. Soundtrack was sweet as hell. Acting was a bit iffy a few times, but they're child actors not Marlon Brando so props to them. A few times I thought they made some forced '80s references, and also the tone kinda jumped around a bit. Otherwise I thought the show was solid af and can't wait for more. Last episode reminded me heaps of The Thing and Aliens.
Typhoon24 08.09.16	this thread needs a villain if it's gonna prosper
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	"this thread needs a villain" I hate all of you?
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	where's sach when you need him
Sinternet 08.09.16	so i watched this random film Suburban Gothic the other day and i cant decide if it was shit or fun as fuck
trve 08.09.16	bunsen burner vs. pubes 1:0
Chortles 08.09.16	yes the stranger things soundtrack is doooope
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	Asleep probably, getting late over there.
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	suburban gothic doesn't sound like a movie that takes itself seriously
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	I haven't watched a movie in 6 months what am I doing?
Sinternet 08.09.16	i don't think it did but i don't know the old fat guy got a broken boner
tempest-- 08.09.16	are you even old enough to watch porn
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	"have you guys seen that star wars porno with the red lady?" no but I have seen spongeknob squarenuts
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	"have you guys seen that star wars porno with the red lady?" I wouldn't want to watch a Star Wars themed porno in the first place.
danielcardoso 08.09.16	"I didn't watch porn till I was 12 and even then I didn't know how to choke the chicken till a few months later and even that was an accident." did you watch tutorials to learn how to do it then?
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	How do you 'choke the chicken' (wtf) by accident what is this thread turned into?
Chortles 08.09.16	did anyone else smh hard in episode 3 when the word "run" lights up I mean I was still tense though so I guess it could be worse
danielcardoso 08.09.16	'you just masturbated in front of me dude that's disgusting' 'dude i swear it was an accident'
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	How do you choke the chicken on accident [2]
Mort. 08.09.16	i use the forums
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	Beautiful story 10/10 would fap again.
danielcardoso 08.09.16	oh lord 'your journey of exploration', you find the most ridiculous ways to say very simple shit ahah.
InFlamesWeThrash666 08.09.16	m/ ahrd
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	So scratching it caused the orgasm damn how prime and ready was your hangar?
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	So you scratched it once and it happened?
danielcardoso 08.09.16	this is better than all the quotes lists combined already lmao
Mort. 08.09.16	this explains so much
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	Well ya gotta start somehow I guess lol
TVC15 08.09.16	"So this is a plpace where alchemist et al can spout about whatever." Oh damn shots fired I hope the SF Giants are finally gonna be able to pull out of the huge slump they've been in. That win in the extra 14th inning has me hyped
danielcardoso 08.09.16	masturbation by scratching, that's like a new technique or something. did you get dick bleeds after that cause it must've hurt.
TVC15 08.09.16	Marina Diamindis is bae, agreed hard
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	"I don't know what you mean" Ever heard of the story of the guy who was so hard and turned on a girl just touched his penis and he orgasmed? That's what I mean.
danielcardoso 08.09.16	i mean from scratching so hard it must've gotten pretty sore.
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	"this explains so much" I'm dying xD
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	Real talk though if your first orgasm was really painful that sucks, usually it's one of your best.
Mort. 08.09.16	hands free orgasms sound like more effort than they are worth tbh
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	Tell me I'm not the only one who is cringing from imaging some of this
Chortles 08.09.16	first orgasm ever was on a girls chest at age 30
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	"Yeah. I thought it was a kidney stone cause it ran in our family and my uncles got their first ones at 16, I thought I was an "early bloomer" of kidney stones. Turns out it was just jizz in my pants " For once I'm actually speechless. I've got nothing.
Sinternet 08.09.16	Nails in ur urethra
RogueNine 08.09.16	I never did that, no.
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	"Does anyone else remember when you'd go to the pool in the ymca as a kid and put your penis up against the pools little uh ..... water sucking thing?" I did that when I was a kid haha. Girls can apparently get orgasms from doing that.
Conmaniac 08.09.16	thread blew up as expected and now idk wtf is going on
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	"Does anyone else remember when you'd go to the pool in the ymca as a kid and put your penis up against the pools little uh ..... water sucking thing?" ...wat?
TVC15 08.09.16	No one here watches baseball huh
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	"Nails in ur urethra" FUCK OFF Put a nail under your toenail and kick a wall.
Sinternet 08.09.16	Baseball is like rounders for squares
DoofusWainwright 08.09.16	What have I been doing not reading this thread xD
RogueNine 08.09.16	LP, someguest will talk to you about baseball all day.
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	Full how about neither Jesus Christ. I wasn't trying to be mean doe ._.
Mort. 08.09.16	i remember my mate once suddenly going "oi boys do any of you ever jizz in the bath then watch it swirl down the plughole its bare funny" the same boy also had pictures of people jizzing on stick insects
DoofusWainwright 08.09.16	Ah, it's only just gone up. Started well though.
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	"Like calc you know how when you go to a ymca pool there's like those little holes on the side of the pool that suck in the water? need i say more?" Yeah I do but I'm baffled why you would stick your dick in those.
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	Mort bahahahah what the hell?
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	Masturbating in the shower is a bad idea, sex in the shower is a good idea.
DoofusWainwright 08.09.16	the standing orgasm headache is a fucker whenever you get one of those bad boys
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	"You don't stick it in it just near it" Oh that makes more sense.
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	Calc bringing in the experience
Sinternet 08.09.16	dear god when i said any direction guys like woah
Conmaniac 08.09.16	i dont feel like participating in this thread anymore
TVC15 08.09.16	"Masturbating in the shower is a bad idea, sex in the shower is a good idea." You say it like you do it on the daily
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	"also i never understood lube. why would you use lube? just do it dry jesus fuck" Try it, see how well that goes.
Conmaniac 08.09.16	yeah ikr @Sint
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	"You say it like you do it on the daily" The latter or the former? Because I wish it was the latter tbh.
danielcardoso 08.09.16	ahah
danielcardoso 08.09.16	bomb a kyuss thread next ahah :]
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	I think we're all just in awe in what we just witnessed to be fair.
TVC15 08.09.16	RIP Summer https://imgur.com/a/8W3FH
user 08.09.16	i dont think there was ever any doubt
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	TVC where you at in that picture?
TVC15 08.09.16	Yes because 16 year olds have never lost their virginity before
user 08.09.16	I strictly have sex with 16 year olds
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	I'm still in awe tbh
danielcardoso 08.09.16	"RIP Summer https://imgur.com/a/8W3FH" why do you say that i'm confused
TVC15 08.09.16	@CalculatingBullshit I was at San Fran... Don't recall the name of the museum, didn't go inside it but the outside was so damn beautiful. Went to an SF Giants game later that day and they fuckin lost smh
user 08.09.16	"Most people lose their virginity at 16" nah
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	"but then again you never touched your dick until you were 12 so it makes sense I guess?" To be fair I didn't do that until even later than that.
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	"@CalculatingBullshit" Toplel. Looks nice, glad you enjoyed it :]
user 08.09.16	I think it's 18 for chicks and 17 for dudez on average? could be wrong
NordicMindset 08.09.16	I miss Andrew Miller already.
user 08.09.16	I lost my virginity at 29
TVC15 08.09.16	Would I get banned if I link a porn vid? Or a super steamy sex scene from a tv show?
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	"Also I mean .... any thing is possible. Just ask 50iL and FullofSounds." What about me?
CaimanJesus 08.09.16	What the fuck is this thread
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	"Would I get banned if I link a porn vid?" Yes if a mod spots it. You can...direct people to it though indirectly :P
Archelirion 08.09.16	'dear god when i said any direction guys like woah' You talk as though it was going to go in any other direction :^)
user 08.09.16	itt snoxall brags about fukin fat chicks
SitruK6 08.09.16	What the fuck is this thread [2]
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	"maybe kids these days are just getting worse at socialisation " Believe me when I say this is the exact reason why the age of losing your virginity is getting larger in some cases.
danielcardoso 08.09.16	fuck all the girls in your class ALA
user 08.09.16	it's actually going down
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	Uh, yeah, as a person who is socially awkward I can vouch for that.
RogueNine 08.09.16	18, 19 is my guess.
TVC15 08.09.16	"I was the biggest loser in high school and I still got laid at 16 man maybe kids these days are just getting worse at socialisation" Or maybe you're talking to the wrong kids cos Sput in general are losers
user 08.09.16	"Age of losing your virginity is getting larger? What does that mean." age is going up. like people are fkn for the first time at older ages which is false
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	"Age of losing your virginity is getting larger? What does that mean." As in you lose your virginity later in life.
user 08.09.16	ALA no one is even talking neg about you
TVC15 08.09.16	How can I neg threads?
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	This only have 7 comments when I last clicked on this.
user 08.09.16	losing your virginity is super impt until you actually do, then you realize how dumb you were to worry about it
claygurnz 08.09.16	Ya'll motherfuckers need jesus
Sinternet 08.09.16	'You talk as though it was going to go in any other direction :^)' dear god aaron is here shield his innocent eyes!
TVC15 08.09.16	"Your first time will probs be awful anyway." The trueness of this makes me sad
user 08.09.16	have you k***ed a girl yet ala
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	Sput is the arena, even for the king of cute. No one shall be shielded.
wtferrothorn 08.09.16	Don't kick girls pls
user 08.09.16	nor kill them
Sinternet 08.09.16	but but he's so adorable :(
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	Wait who's kicking girls? Damn
Sinternet 08.09.16	got jizzus on my necklace
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	Ketchup does not belong on mac n cheese
user 08.09.16	I lost my virginity to charlotteannxiong
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	"Your first time having sex might even be worse than your first time masturbating." Sounds like your first time was awful.
TVC15 08.09.16	I thought my Pearl Jam mini poster would've triggered your seizure lol
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	Don't kick girls, unless they like it that way.
claygurnz 08.09.16	ALA I thought you were PJ's number one hater
CaimanJesus 08.09.16	"Ya'll motherfuckers need jesus" https://retirenicaragua.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/caiman.jpg https://i.ytimg.com/vi/C4y4BglVso4/hqdefault.jpg
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	Pullout game weak
TVC15 08.09.16	I'll hug anyone who can guess the band in the fold out cd booklet on the right I would put up the CD booklet from Bjork's Medulla (it folds out into a HUGE poster of the album cover) but I got no more room in my bedroom to put it
Archelirion 08.09.16	"the king of cute" N'awww, thanks! There's nowt wrong with waiting; far too much is placed on age of virginity loss. I'm 21, have been with the same girl for 4 and a half years now and still haven't lost it, and life's great.
user 08.09.16	"release the floods" omfg
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	ALA has the best ways of describing things holy fuck
user 08.09.16	your phrasing is disappointing
TVC15 08.09.16	ALA you mean he didn't pull out ffs we talked about this already
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	Pullout game weak x2
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	"I'm 21, have been with the same girl for 4 and a half years now and still haven't lost it, and life's great." You've been dating a girl for 4 1/2 years and still haven't had sex with her? Are you like a "waiting until marriage" kinda guy?
hal1ax 08.09.16	what do u even mean by release the floods
TVC15 08.09.16	"Don't kick girls, unless they like it that way." We got Chris Brown in the house
TVC15 08.09.16	Damn Ars is on the attack rn
Mystletainn 08.09.16	lolol
hal1ax 08.09.16	bad euphemism
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	"Then you stop doing it with her and she goes and does it with other guys. Then you get to feel superior for being there first. It's a vicious cycle." You're depressing me
TVC15 08.09.16	"Ok well I don't like to talk about it but what I clearly mean is he came inside her" Or he, yknow, didn't pull out.
Conmaniac 08.09.16	well it's been 4.5 years so obv they've talked about this before and have it figured out
claygurnz 08.09.16	'Release the floods' lmaoooo
TVC15 08.09.16	Relationships aren't 100% about sex damn you guys are horn dogs
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	"We got Chris Brown in the house" Please don't compare me to that scumbag.
RogueNine 08.09.16	Mad respect, aaron.
TVC15 08.09.16	RELEASE THE WEEN(ER)!!
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	Honestly though sex is a lot easier to get that a solid relationship, so props to anyone who can get the latter...
Archelirion 08.09.16	"You've been dating a girl for 4 1/2 years and still haven't had sex with her? Are you like a "waiting until marriage" kinda guy?" Well, I'd say at the start we were both fairly innocent (it was a good couple of months before we kissed properly) so it wasn't really even in the offing. As time's gone on we've obviously become closer, but due to one thing or another it's not happened yet. In all honesty, if it ended up being a wait till marriage thing then I'd be happy with that - it'd make it kinda special.
user 08.09.16	if the sex is good it's 10% of the relationship. if it's bad it's 90%
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	Sorry to hear that, Ov. OPEN THE FLOODGATES!
Conmaniac 08.09.16	a lot of this thread is cringe af
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	"RELEASE THE WEEN(ER)!!" I'm laughing uncontrollably please help.
TVC15 08.09.16	"Didn't you try to date a girl you were snorting cocaine with because she looked "hot"" No, she was very friendly and open to discussion about a lot of things. You forget a ton of shit high as I was so that aspect of her was what left an impression on me aside from the fact that I later recalled the other physical parts of her that was appealing to me
user 08.09.16	Yeah sex isn't hard to get but I find sex really boring outside of the context of a relationship (unless it's a long-term "fuck buddy" scenario). [2] hard
Conmaniac 08.09.16	lol dont be sad sounds like shes going downhill Ov
Sinternet 08.09.16	god aaron you just make me scream with adorableness how can you be so nice
Mystletainn 08.09.16	release the pleasure fluids!
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	"Well, I'd say at the start we were both fairly innocent (it was a good couple of months before we kissed properly)" I told you you're the king of cute.
hal1ax 08.09.16	"Release the floods"
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	"It's worse now because she's a stripper so I'm just getting sad thinking of all the guys who now get to see her naked while I don't." Wow, that really sucks. Why not visit the club?
TVC15 08.09.16	I ain't saying she a gold digger... But she ain't messin with no broke niggas
user 08.09.16	"This thread got super gay honestly" good
Conmaniac 08.09.16	i can see a lot of negatives to that idea Full
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	Yeah sorry about that :/
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	"This thread got super gay honestly" Yeah! All of this discussion about heterosexual sex is gay as fuck
user 08.09.16	lol ars
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	lol I was joking but you're right
Mystletainn 08.09.16	"Lol why would I go to the club, find my ex, pay her a couple hundred bucks for an hour of awkward dance and conversation, before going home and jerking off while crying?" awkward as fk is right
user 08.09.16	"But Ars they're calling a gay cute" a gay
Conmaniac 08.09.16	itd be so awk lmao.
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	Yeah you'll be alright dude, sounds like the relationship needed to end for the better.
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	This thread just got kinda sad and bromantic.
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	""OPEN THE FLOODGATES"" LEAVE ME ALONE
Conmaniac 08.09.16	sadness and nostalgia are too powerful ugh
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	"Breaking up with a significant other advice from OvDeath: shit on their car to create anger and resentment. It'll make things easier." lol
Archelirion 08.09.16	I'm going to the pub for a few hours; when I come back this had best have either +1000 comments or be deleted due to some juicy shenanigans :3
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	Haha have fun Arch
Sinternet 08.09.16	lmao this got 350 coments in less than an hour so yeah probably
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	And yeah that's a girl
Conmaniac 08.09.16	lol ALA...
Sinternet 08.09.16	don't get too rowdy
Sinternet 08.09.16	wtf alchemist yeah that's regina she's the fucking best
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	"I'm going to the pub for a few hours; when I come back this had best have either +1000 comments or be deleted due to some juicy shenanigans :3" This thread has just been summarized /thread
Conmaniac 08.09.16	yes
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	"Seriously is that a girl or guy?" You should check out Versailles ;)
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	"Wow I thought that was a guy she's hot af" Have you seen Polythene Pam? She's so good lookin' but she looks like a man
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	"As in Rose of Versailles?" No, these lovely gents: http://supermerlion.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/versailles_title.jpg
Sinternet 08.09.16	yeah she's cuter in other pics
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	"You sold me illusions for a sack full of cheques You've made a bad connection cause I just want your sex Crack, baby, crack, show me you're real Smack, baby, smack, is that all that you feel ? Suck, baby, suck, give me some head Before you start professing that you're knocking me dead" Great song
RogueNine 08.09.16	Like some mentioned in the yearbook thread, I'm straight but I'd date some of y'all just cause some of you sputters are too good-looking.
TVC15 08.09.16	"Seriously is that a girl or guy?" https://media.giphy.com/media/v9G3NGByE9x16/giphy.gif
Sinternet 08.09.16	this is her cutest pic https://whatthefwaah.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/reginaspektor32.png
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	So when's this circle jerk going to turn into an orgy?
Conmaniac 08.09.16	she's kinda cute i guess
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	"Wow Calc that looks weiiiiiiiiirdddddddddddddd" Embrace it :3
Sinternet 08.09.16	i need to add more cute girls to this list
Mystletainn 08.09.16	you must have a bad eye if you think regina looks like a dude, even if it's #2's album cover
Sinternet 08.09.16	ala she looks like female russell brand in that pic
user 08.09.16	thread got straight quick
tempest-- 08.09.16	kimbra
TVC15 08.09.16	Regina is bae but not as bae as Marina Diamindis imo
Conmaniac 08.09.16	true TVC
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	"Calc if you're into anime watch Rose of Versailles dude it's like .... a girl who tries to become a prince great show " The art style really put me off checking it in the first place tbh. Also moar pictures of fab men: http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/3152772465_2977b533fc_950.jpg
Mystletainn 08.09.16	this pic of regina is cuter fact http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/18500000/Regina-Spektor-regina-spektor-18543833-500-339.jpg
danielcardoso 08.09.16	regina is gorgeous so that's no surprise
Conmaniac 08.09.16	i think julien baker is super cute even though she's not into guys ):
Sinternet 08.09.16	thats very cute mystle as well
Sinternet 08.09.16	julien is qt 2
TVC15 08.09.16	YES EMMA RUTH RUNDLE YESSSS! I'd personally add Joanna Newsom and Lana Del Rey Edit: lol you do have Joanna Newsom in there awesome job
danielcardoso 08.09.16	also why did ala pop up the lyrics to rotten apple out of the blue earlier in the thread lmao.
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	julien's pretty cute
TVC15 08.09.16	""Guys do you prefer pussies with flaps or without? I think the answer is clear." Vaginas are good in all shapes and sizes. Don't discriminate. They all deserve love." Daniel, add this to the quotes list
Conmaniac 08.09.16	nice additions Sint
danielcardoso 08.09.16	Lol that one's definitely going in there tvc.
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	"Calc are you sure you're not at least bi-curious? jesus" I'm straight, very sure of that. Just think there's something divine about androgynous people who look like they're from a world of fantasy.
user 08.09.16	ALA lowkey homophobic itt
Mystletainn 08.09.16	I once saw a youtube vid with comments that described flappy vagina lips as roast beef cold cuts lmao
Conmaniac 08.09.16	had roast beef for lunch just now nice
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	I wouldn't imagine vaginas to be anywhere near something that could be described as "cold"
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	"Very weird Calculating." Why is it weird?
danielcardoso 08.09.16	Perfect way to put it ala, to the point.
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	this is hilarious
Mystletainn 08.09.16	"I wouldn't imagine vaginas to be anywhere near something that could be described as "cold"" I think the joke went over your head
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	you don't need to be gay to give her asshole attention too, btw [2] But as a gay guy, I'd say they're rather nice lol
user 08.09.16	how can you say you love her if you don't even eat the ass
Mystletainn 08.09.16	never neglect da booty
user 08.09.16	"are they hot?" wtf even is this question
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	Add more bae female artists to the list please.
Conmaniac 08.09.16	this thread never fails to surprise me
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	I mean they look less weird than vagina both aesthetically and sexually to me haha, and I'd say they're certaintly hot
user 08.09.16	...do you mean /literally/ hot?
TVC15 08.09.16	My experience with giving it up the ass wasn't very good tbh
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	Yeah man, touching one is like sticking your hand in a furnace.
Sinternet 08.09.16	it's like watching a car crash in slow motion
danielcardoso 08.09.16	"Add more bae female artists to the list please." joni mitchell in her 20s was gorgeous too. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-typ-UG5lhj0/VYQR0VLtAqI/AAAAAAAAoNg/1uGGvhVfEM0/s1600/jo.jpg
Sinternet 08.09.16	will add more baes to the list soon calc
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	ALA, you're agreeing with a gay guy about vaginas, just saying xD
Conmaniac 08.09.16	add julien u better
Conmaniac 08.09.16	wouldnt be surprised
AlexKzillion 08.09.16	Add Lorde to the list
TVC15 08.09.16	Lana del Rey 😍 http://static.idolator.com/uploads/2012/04/20/Lana-Del-Rey-Mario-Testino-Vogue-UK-March-2012.jpg
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	"will add more baes to the list soon calc" Thanks babez, add Shiina Ringo please :3
Conmaniac 08.09.16	i assumed he was gay tbh until he said otherwise
danielcardoso 08.09.16	"That picture is awful daniel" shitpost all you want ALA buddy, but do not talk shit about joni mitchell lol.
Sinternet 08.09.16	all good recs guys
user 08.09.16	"Seriously guys Vaginas look ugly. It's like.... an Xbox One. Is it as sexy as a PC? No, but it gets the job done when you actually use it" wtf
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	"Seriously guys Vaginas look ugly. It's like.... an Xbox One. Is it as sexy as a PC? No, but it gets the job done when you actually use it" hey danielcardoso, put this on your quotes list^
user 08.09.16	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5hOE7EMNIU ala is seth
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	"Seriously guys Vaginas look ugly. It's like.... an Xbox One. Is it as sexy as a PC? No, but it gets the job done when you actually use it " What a comparison.
AlexKzillion 08.09.16	Someone should make a "Best ALA comments" list
CaimanJesus 08.09.16	What the fuck
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	Oh yeah ALA does have a girlfriend
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	"But to expand on that" Hehehehehehehehehehe.... I'm mature
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	@TVC15: Best song on LZII
user 08.09.16	you have the spine of a jellyfish
Spacesh1p 08.09.16	what a thread
zaruyache 08.09.16	Genitals aren't the most aesthetically pleasing body parts, but they're not supposed to be.
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	AngryLittleInvertebrate? Nah I kid, I kid.
EvoHavok 08.09.16	Some of the posts here omfg.
user 08.09.16	"you literally took a comment that sounded like it came from an emotionally distraught 5 year old seriously. congrats" huh
Conmaniac 08.09.16	ikr Spacesh1p?
Conmaniac 08.09.16	so is that what you call a getaway?
user 08.09.16	tell me what u got away with??
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	"Do most people actually have favourites when it comes to body parts?" Honestly, eyes > If someone has nice eyes it instantly makes them hotter.
Conmaniac 08.09.16	cuz ive seen more spine on jellyfish!!!!
Spacesh1p 08.09.16	Genitals are definitely aesthetically pleasing in my opinion. You get more into other stuff as you age, imo. At least I did. And when you date someone for a long time/marry them, you have to keep doing new stuff every now and then. Things you weren't into before become more appealing.
user 08.09.16	ala we're singing music that people your age masturbate to while crying this is why you're a virgin
user 08.09.16	that's fucking dumb
Conmaniac 08.09.16	also thought it was relevant cuz of the jellyfish comment
Spacesh1p 08.09.16	That's my contribution and I'm gonna leave this thread alone now I think.
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	Please don't do that ALA. It will bomb and barely in a funny way
user 08.09.16	no reason to be scared homie it's gonn be shit more than likely and youll both have a laugh and then itll get better and better everytime
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	Don't even know what to say anymore lmao
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	"I'm a virgin because i'm scared to lose my virginity tbh" Use a condom and all will be fine
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	"what are you reffering to ars?" Your "body parts" list idea
Conmaniac 08.09.16	yeah dont do that
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	Not sure why everyone keeps saying the first time is shit, my first time was amazing honestly
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	"That's my contribution and I'm gonna leave this thread alone now I think.£ You'll be back.
user 08.09.16	@ars same
Conmaniac 08.09.16	Ov laying out some sound advice tbh
TVC15 08.09.16	"Not sure why everyone keeps saying the first time is shit, my first time was amazing honestly" You don't have a clue what my first time me was like
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	@Ov: well the guy I did it with was experienced already so he knew what he was doing
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	Yeah, It may have been awkward for him, I don't quite remember that part though
Spacesh1p 08.09.16	"also: TALK with your partner about both of your likes/dislikes, etc. communication is key in all aspects of a relationship." Alright yeah I'll second that. Sex is so much about control, from both sides, and the give and take. Knowing what someone likes, what their limits are, etc makes that control a lot more fun and safe for both parties. I sound like a relationship counselor but I saw too many people at school waking up disappointed because they forgot that they were, you know, giving up their body to someone in a hook up. Know what you're getting into.
Conmaniac 08.09.16	gay ppl r lucky. hookups happen so often its crazy. they are so blunt about it too like thatd never work on a girl
CaimanJesus 08.09.16	women's synchronized diving has some beautiful women diving
Conmaniac 08.09.16	well yeah but in general this is true
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	"gay ppl r lucky. hookups happen so often its crazy. they are so blunt about it too like thatd never work on a girl" haha true, but some have my hookups have straight up sucked so don't feel too bad
SharkTooth 08.09.16	I feel like this is relevant to the thread http://i.imgur.com/zLFybsy.png
Mystletainn 08.09.16	I feel like hook ups are almost always unsatisfying
RogueNine 08.09.16	Thread is gold.
Conmaniac 08.09.16	not dead yet tho
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	"I know guys i know every experience is bad but I don't know .. It's just discouraging since she's already had sex before and she said that it's fine (she's actually the one trying to further the sexual part of the relationship) and that she actually prefers a virgin but i don't know i'm outclassed here " Imo you're overthinking it, just have fun with it. Unless you're a sub then you need to be less passive.
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	One of my best hookups lasted like 6 hours and ended with us watching Up! on my laptop lmao
Mystletainn 08.09.16	you're over thinking it ala stop thinking about how much semen has been inside her and put your own inside her this is why you're always depressed
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	I mean what's the worst that can happen ALA? Even if it's awkward as hell and your first time is bad, if she's a down to earth person it won't be a big deal. In fact, you'd probably be laughing about it years from now
brainmelter 08.09.16	Why is Full force&Lisa Lisa not in the database wtf and Up is not 'terrible' get the fuck outta here
danielcardoso 08.09.16	actually it's not that bad
Conmaniac 08.09.16	idk add it dude and Up! is great...
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	Up isn't that bad D:
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	Up can be a little overrated at times, but it's still a great kid's movie. It's no Finding Nemo or Ratatouille though.
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	Wall-e is the best, no competition
danielcardoso 08.09.16	Yup, wall-e is amazing. Inside out is pretty great too while we're at it.
Conmaniac 08.09.16	Wall-e havent seen in so long
Snake. 08.09.16	inside out was spectacular big hero 6 was too
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	I haven't seen Inside Out. I think we can all agree that the Cars movies are the worst.
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	Big Hero 6 was the most depressing kids movie ever, but yeah it was amazing
danielcardoso 08.09.16	First cars was enjoyable at least, rest is pretty trash. Planes is even worse though.
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	Oh my god Planes... The first Cars is pretty nostalgic to me but it just can't compare to other Pixar classics
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	I haven't even seen Cars 2 or The Good Dinosaur Is The Good Dinosaur good?
Mystletainn 08.09.16	monsters inc still #1 "Is The Good Dinosaur good?" not particularly
Snake. 08.09.16	i didn't even see cars 2 bc that's when i knew pixar was just milking the series also where the fuck is incredibles 2
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	I'm kinda pissed they're making a new Toy Story, 3 had the perfect ending. I haven't seen Good Dinosaur Ars
danielcardoso 08.09.16	monsters inc is great yeah, no one gonna mention toy story?
danielcardoso 08.09.16	oh fuck me, sounds went in ahead of me lol.
danielcardoso 08.09.16	thoughts on finding dory, while we're at it?
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	"also where the fuck is incredibles 2" It's slated for June 21, 2019
SharkTooth 08.09.16	"Up! is a terrible movie though " ALA is a shit user confirmed
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	"Monsters inc and finding nemo are the best" Right opinion tbh.
Snake. 08.09.16	sharktooth we've confirmed that long ago, his shitty opinions on pixar movies are not necessary
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	Monsters Inc., Wall-e, and Finding Nemo are unbeatable
SharkTooth 08.09.16	@Snake true
TVC15 08.09.16	Good Dinosaur sucks
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	"Monsters inc and finding nemo are the best" Finding Nemo is my fave for sure, I might still say Ratatouille is my 2nd fave though...
Conmaniac 08.09.16	monsters inc is best for sureeee
user 08.09.16	"gay ppl r lucky" yeah I wish I could experience heavy discrimination and lower qol :
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	I mean it IS the Pixar movie with Steve Buscemi and John Goodman... and Billy Crystal lol
SharkTooth 08.09.16	Up and Ratatouille are are the 2 best Pixar movies imo
Conmaniac 08.09.16	user you took that out of context and you know it...
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	Is Monsters University any good?
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	"Is Monsters University any good?" I liked it a lot, but it's not perfect.
Conmaniac 08.09.16	its okayyy...
user 08.09.16	"user you took that out of context and you know it..." lol yeah
SharkTooth 08.09.16	"Is Monsters University any good?" It's actually pretty solid, nowhere near as good as their earlier flicks but it was a step in the right direction for Pixar att
Conmaniac 08.09.16	okay we cool
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	Cool, cool.
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	I'm just gonna say it now: Brave was a good movie. Slow paced, but good
RogueNine 08.09.16	I didn't see the second Cars because I knew it wouldn't be good but the first is my favorite Pixar. Didn't care for Ratatouille.
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	Hey I liked Brave too Ars.
SharkTooth 08.09.16	I actually saw your comment just after I replied to Snake's lol
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	The first Cars was the worst Pixar movie I've ever seen so I really never plan on checking the sequel
Sinternet 08.09.16	Whatttt ratatouille ruled Both the dish and the film
danielcardoso 08.09.16	Brave is okay i suppose but not too great.
RogueNine 08.09.16	Well I like racing so that may be part of it.
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	Cars is very nostalgic to me, it was the first movie I ever saw in theaters. I was a motherfucker though, climbing over the seats and everything.
SharkTooth 08.09.16	Cars was absolutely boring
CaimanJesus 08.09.16	canada with the bronze
user 08.09.16	supposed to be pretty dang solid
user 08.09.16	nah I agree
SharkTooth 08.09.16	I really can't stand most of Pixar's earlier movies because back in middle school I had a teacher who would play a Pixar movie every Friday and it got to the point where I just couldn't stand seeing them any more.
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	Yeah Zootopia got really good reception
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	I mean, it's not the best or anything, but Brave had a really unique concept in my opinion.
RogueNine 08.09.16	Boring would be like Toy Story 2.
user 08.09.16	and I have a commanding presence that takes up a large chunk of site space and bandwidth
danielcardoso 08.09.16	dunno if wreck it ralph applies to the current conversation, but that one was great too imo.
user 08.09.16	toy story 2 aint boring homie
SharkTooth 08.09.16	"is Zootopia good? that one's just disney right?" Yeah, it's just disney. A lot of people love that movie so you might dig, idk
danielcardoso 08.09.16	all toy story movies are good / great.
Snake. 08.09.16	"Boring would be like Toy Story 2." u fucken wot
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	A Bug's Life was pretty good too.
Conmaniac 08.09.16	was never the biggest Toy Story fan but they are still classic
CaimanJesus 08.09.16	The incredibles though
Conmaniac 08.09.16	bug's life is killer yes so is the incredibles yes
SharkTooth 08.09.16	"Also why did Home on the Range get so much hate i remember loving that as a kid " I remember wanting to watch it for a long-ass time and when I finally did in like '07 I found it to be boring.
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	The Incredibles though [2]
danielcardoso 08.09.16	opinions on wreck it ralph dudes.
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	I've never seen Home on the Range but I had to learn the song on the recorder in 4th grade...
Conmaniac 08.09.16	never seen it
Flugmorph 08.09.16	omfg what is this abomination of a thread. i never saw a thread grow so much on one day, has to be CANCUR
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	Wreck it Ralph was awesome
SharkTooth 08.09.16	It was surprisingly really good! I loved all the video game references they scattered throughout the movie, really made rewatching it fun
danielcardoso 08.09.16	it's a great movie con buddy, at least i loved it.
Conmaniac 08.09.16	incredibles u need to rewatch then it's.... incredible
danielcardoso 08.09.16	duuuuuuuuuuuuude
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	Rewatch Incredibles and see Ralph right now
user 08.09.16	they just told you
Conmaniac 08.09.16	sure
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	Yes, do it
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	Rewatch The Incredibles ASAP.
danielcardoso 08.09.16	yes you should ALA, both are excellent
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	They're also making a new Shrek :/
Conmaniac 08.09.16	i need movie recs tbh
Flugmorph 08.09.16	zootopia > ralph
danielcardoso 08.09.16	Damn how many shrek movies are there already? Watched the first three, only dug the first one.
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	"They're also making a new Shrek" Please fuck no.
SharkTooth 08.09.16	"I have too much anime, video games, movies, and tv shows and cartoons that get rec'd to me jesus guys i gotta fit porn somewhere in there " I have a rec!!! Watch "Busty bitch gets pounded by black sailor"
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	Watch 10 Cloverfield Lane, Con
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	This is the fifth Shrek I think, they really don't need another one.
SharkTooth 08.09.16	Jerry Seinfeld asked Twitter if they wanted a Bee Movie 2 recently what do y'all think, good idea or no?
Conmaniac 08.09.16	i mean i was gonna list some movies first Full lol but thx
Snake. 08.09.16	"Watch 10 Cloverfield Lane" it has MEW in it it's so worth it
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	lol Shark
SharkTooth 08.09.16	@ALA I aim to please
user 08.09.16	we need many more bee movies
Conmaniac 08.09.16	MEW the pokemon or
danielcardoso 08.09.16	Lol ala.
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	"They're also making a new Shrek :/" Ugh, it should have stayed a trilogy honestly
SharkTooth 08.09.16	According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	Speaking of Films, I finally saw Alien for the first time yesterday Was really good, there are so many classics, I need to watch more films augh
SharkTooth 08.09.16	Speaking of terrible ideas, did you know they're remaking Memento? ...without Christopher Nolan?
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	"Ugh, it should have stayed a trilogy honestly" Even then the 3rd one was poo.
danielcardoso 08.09.16	shrek 3 is terrible [2]
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	3 was fine.
RogueNine 08.09.16	Yeah man, Incredibles. It's up there.
SharkTooth 08.09.16	Shrek was a 5/10 tbh
danielcardoso 08.09.16	ALA watch taxi driver as soon as possible if you haven't yet.
danielcardoso 08.09.16	Ahah.
SharkTooth 08.09.16	ALA watch A Serbian Film as soon as possible if you haven't yet
Conmaniac 08.09.16	why in the world would they remake Memento that is a fucking classic and its from 2000
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	I need to see The Conjuring 2
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	PIV sounds like a roman numeral
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	"ALA watch A Serbian Film as soon as possible if you haven't yet" He doesn't need to see that lol
Sinternet 08.09.16	flug it's mad it's been like 2-3 hours
Sinternet 08.09.16	he does it will break him
SharkTooth 08.09.16	According to the people remaking Memento: "“Memento is a masterpiece that leaves audiences guessing not just throughout the film, but long after as well, which is a testament to its daring approach. We intend to stay true to Christopher Nolan’s vision and deliver a memorable movie that is every bit as edgy, iconic and award-worthy as the original. It’s a big responsibility to deliver something that lives up to the mastery of the original, but we are extremely excited and motivated to bring this puzzle back to life and back into the minds of moviegoers.”" basically not even they have a good reason to remake it, they're just doing it because people liked the original
Conmaniac 08.09.16	yeah ive never seen it only heard about it...
SharkTooth 08.09.16	"Best movie ever is American History X" smh obviously the best movie ever is This is Spinal Tap
Conmaniac 08.09.16	WHY fuck that honestly. such an obvious cash grab makes me sick Shark
Conmaniac 08.09.16	turn it up to 11 Shark
user 08.09.16	PIV = penis in vagina
Conmaniac 08.09.16	yes
SharkTooth 08.09.16	"Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder? " "......... ........ ....These go to eleven"
Flugmorph 08.09.16	also watch bojack horseman its great!
Conmaniac 08.09.16	lmao such a classic Shark
Conmaniac 08.09.16	favorite underrated movie is Division 3 Football's Finest. holy shit i couldnt stop laughing
SharkTooth 08.09.16	Only movie nearly as quotable as Spinal Tap is Snatch
Flugmorph 08.09.16	nah talking to everyone here. WATCH THAT FREAKING SHOW ITS GREAT
AlexKzillion 08.09.16	"also watch bojack horseman its great!" Binge watched the whole first season today and I can confirm it's a great show.
Conmaniac 08.09.16	shark have you seen D3's finest??
danielcardoso 08.09.16	Ooh yes shark nice shout, snatch is excellent.
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	Has anyone seen or heard of Rubber?
Snake. 08.09.16	"MEW the pokemon or" http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/wennpic/mary-elizabeth-winstead-hamptons-international-film-festival-01.jpg
Snake. 08.09.16	isn't rubber the french movie about a killer runaway tire
SharkTooth 08.09.16	@Conmaniac No I haven't, is it good?
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	ALA Birdemic omg
Conmaniac 08.09.16	when I watched Talledega Nights high I literally couldnt stop laughing because I realized everything that happens in that movie is for jokes like literally every scene centers around jokes
SharkTooth 08.09.16	Birdemic 1 is possibly the funniest thing ever
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	"isn't rubber the french movie about a killer runaway tire" yep, it uses psychic powers to blow up people's heads
Conmaniac 08.09.16	Shark it's not a good movie plot wise or anything but like if you're into pure ridiculous comedy it's incredible. Andy Dick is literally perfect for that role
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	YES Con Talledega is hilarious
user 08.09.16	thread sucks now
Snake. 08.09.16	foh with that shitty attitude
Conmaniac 08.09.16	I have a soft spot for Will Ferrell
CalculatingInfinity 08.09.16	Birdemic makes me happy.
Conmaniac 08.09.16	Birdemic is great yeah
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	"I have a soft spot for Will Ferrell" Me too, the Anchorman movies are great too
Conmaniac 08.09.16	yeah true haha. also love Old School that's a classic
Conmaniac 08.09.16	and Step Brothers the business pitch scene is comedy gold
Snake. 08.09.16	MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE
Conmaniac 08.09.16	have any of you read Let Me Off At The Top? Will Ferrell's book for Ron Burgandy?
SharkTooth 08.09.16	omg 2Chainz is doing an AMA right now https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4wxcxs/its_medaniel_son_necklace_don_aka_2_chainzask_me/
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	Step Brothers was a match made in heaven with Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly.
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	Nope haven't read it
Egarran 08.09.16	Women's gymnastics=strong pedo vibes.
Conmaniac 08.09.16	one of the few books that have made me cry laughing tbh. as long as you read it in Ron's voice lmao
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	haha I wanna read that now https://youtu.be/Ats9HUDVBxE
Conmaniac 08.09.16	Catch-22 is also a hilarious book holy shit aha. like I didn't realize it at first but it's just outrageous
DoofusWainwright 08.09.16	I can't stop listening to 'Eat Shiitake Mushrooms' by Let's Eat Grandma again and again, I think I've finally lost all grip on my reality
Conmaniac 08.09.16	what
Conmaniac 08.09.16	we need to make it to 1000 tho for Arch
Sinternet 08.09.16	nice doof that song rules
DoofusWainwright 08.09.16	The first two and a half minutes of that song is simultaneously the best and shittiest thing I've heard this year - each time I listen to it on full volume I don't know whether to laugh or die
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IKbmQ4Cs08
DoofusWainwright 08.09.16	Sint it's so addictive
DoofusWainwright 08.09.16	That band is a sput meme in the making
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	Let's Eat Grandma. Let's Eat, Grandma. Commas matter.
NordicMindset 08.09.16	Let's Eat Out, Grandma.
NordicMindset 08.09.16	I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse.
DoofusWainwright 08.09.16	The rapping segment of that song has to be heard to be believed xD
DoofusWainwright 08.09.16	'Eat shittake mushrooms' bro
DoofusWainwright 08.09.16	Butterscotch flava!! Got bubblegum stuck to my trainers!!
LotusFlower 08.09.16	This thread was a mistake
Sinternet 08.09.16	you're telling me cl0ver at least it's become a big warning sign to anyone with half a brain to avoid it whilst simultaneously keeping this shit out of regular threads
Conmaniac 08.09.16	yeah at least it gave ppl a way to say stupid shit outside of album threads
DoofusWainwright 08.09.16	ALA I'd love it if you could write a review for the Let's Eat Grandma album
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	So I'm listening to Eat Shiitake Mushrooms right now and it's like shockingly bad ... Well before the vocals came in it had potential but yeah...
DoofusWainwright 08.09.16	Ars it's genius bad Someone has to write it up lol
DoofusWainwright 08.09.16	Probably SOTY You have to listen to it on FUCKING FULL VOLUME though
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	you^ ?
Typhoon24 08.09.16	I left when this thread was at 40 comments. did the thread get a villain yet or is it still lame
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	"did the thread get a villain yet or is it still lame" Worse, we talked about sex for a while
Egarran 08.09.16	Thread condensed (yes I scrolled through most of it) Women in music > ALA is a virgin > movies are great > let's eat out grandma > thread was a mistake It is an interesting psycho-sociological study.
DoofusWainwright 08.09.16	Review battle - Ars vs ALA
Typhoon24 08.09.16	ty for the summary, egarran god help us all. this thread needs lambsbread to call us all idiots
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	@Doof, I'm not reviewing that slop lol
danielcardoso 08.09.16	damn good song doof ahah :]
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	Nothing honestly, unless you're like 30 or older probably
Typhoon24 08.09.16	nothing wrong with it. sex is overrated. focus on your career and making money now and before you know it, you'll be married with 2 kids wondering where the hell your youth went
DoofusWainwright 08.09.16	there's just something about it Dan
Typhoon24 08.09.16	it started off optimistic, then I got depressed halfway through the comment. I mean sex in general is overrated. Good sex isn't, if that makes sense.
FullOfSounds 08.09.16	Are we gonna start talking about sex again
Snake. 08.09.16	actually no
Typhoon24 08.09.16	I was obsessed with getting laid in high school and college. looking back, it was fun as hell but I feel like all the anxiety and drama that came with it (like I sincerely believe people under 25 are incapable of being friends with benefits, for example) outweighed the pleasure. don't go chasing after it, but don't be lame either haha
Typhoon24 08.09.16	also, I know it's like your style to be lighthearted and playfully self-deprecating, but that attitude totally wont get u laid at all
Typhoon24 08.09.16	then ur set mane
Egarran 08.09.16	I bet that girl he likes is into self-deprecating guys.
Egarran 08.09.16	Yes.
Sinternet 08.09.16	maybe
Typhoon24 08.09.16	I used to think self-deprecation was a good thing since comedians nowadays do it all the time. great tip to ease social anxiety and appear less arrogant, etc. then I realized that those comedians I looked up to are all ugly, depressed, and alone.
Typhoon24 08.09.16	cept I think bill burr got married but I don't see him being happy long term lmao
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	Louie CK is so funny though :o
Typhoon24 08.09.16	it's funny but I don't think it gets the ladies going at all. like 0%. you're better off being arrogant or complacent tbh. like even normal non-hoe girls might appreciate self-deprecation as cute, but it's probably still a turn off
Egarran 08.09.16	No, it exudes confidence. Bragging only gets you weirdo sluts.
TVC15 08.09.16	I leave for however the hell long and now there's 300 more comments than the last time I checked in
Typhoon24 08.09.16	isn't self deprecation the art of being open with your insecurities and faults? confidence will always be a plus no matter what. a little self deprecation doesn't hurt when you already appear confident, but using it as the default or fall-back strategy sucks
TVC15 08.09.16	Ok I'm not going to bother skimming over what I missed out on
Typhoon24 08.09.16	like over the years as a wingman, I'd sit there and listen to guys break the ice with girls at bars by making themselves the butt of a lot of jokes or agreeing with everything the girl said in order to avoid a potential awkward moment/disagreement. never seen a positive reaction to that in their experiences or my own. one girl, who ended up breaking up with the dude in like a month, said the self-deprecation part was straight up weak
Egarran 08.09.16	I forgot to mention it works a lot better if the self-depricator is otherwise a cool guy.
Typhoon24 08.09.16	cool and handsome*
Egarran 08.09.16	Nah, us handsome dudes don't need that shit.
Typhoon24 08.09.16	lol
AlexKzillion 08.09.16	Being handsome doesn't take you very far when you have the personality and depth of a prequel character.
ArsMoriendi 08.09.16	That's what they all say! I even said something like that when I was a newer user lol
SandwichBubble 08.09.16	Sputnik Quotes 4: This Thread | ♦ featured
AlexKzillion 08.09.16	Oh god here we go again.
Mystletainn 08.09.16	that's like the last thing i'd want to discuss with you
AlexKzillion 08.09.16	Whip cream and other foods
AlexKzillion 08.10.16	Oh I thought we were still on fetishes lol
ArsMoriendi 08.10.16	Are you guys actually talking about your fetishes? wtf
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	i ate a bag of dicks once it was awful
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	@ala i read your comment like reba macentire haha u moooroooown
CaimanJesus 08.10.16	Self asphyxiation with a noose
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	sodom - masturbate to kill myself
Sinternet 08.10.16	i think hardcore is a redundant descriptor for bdsm
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	god damn bright house bill went up 15 bucks fuck those stank ass hoes
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	the network bright house networks
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	god damn horse porn was a fetish a while back if i had to choose a fetish now, it's probably kissing with tongue god that shit is tasty
CaimanJesus 08.10.16	I'd figure that you have a distortion petal fetish
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	anything can be a fetish as long as it is fetishable
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	my real fetish is god damn thrash metal
CaimanJesus 08.10.16	Wait horse porn
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	@ala thats the point brewski @jesus a while back i was into watching that shit
CaimanJesus 08.10.16	mr. hands
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	mr. hands gettin handsy
brainmelter 08.10.16	WOOOOW you seemed to have added more 'lucious ladies' to the list, but where the fuck is Kimbra?!? Unacceptable. I thought you were cool Sinternet.
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	@ala watched buddy. watched. who the fuck aint done weird shit in their lives anyway
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	haha its fun to derp around on here i shall do this more han i already do i guess this 22 year old aint got nuthin' to hide
Snake. 08.10.16	neither of you djent stfu and keep on derpin'
Mystletainn 08.10.16	Kissing with tongue Lol wat
50iL 08.10.16	I think I have a fetish for double bass pedals. Every time I see my Iron Cobra I can't. I just jizz myself then and there.
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	@ala oh yeah them sour pusses gon' get derped real hard god damn horse ranch haha
50iL 08.10.16	Well, drumsticks get me pretty excited too. Their shape, their size, ugh, I just want to get down and nasty with em. Am I weird yet?
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	aside from that horse porn fetish, i dont think i have an actual fetish
TVC15 08.10.16	Trading Matt Duffy for Matt Moore was such a shit move smh. Nuñez was already a fantastic replacement for when Panik and Duffy were still on the DL but it was unnecessary to trade in offense and gamble for even worse defense. The only thing the Giants have been severely lacking in is a great offense, the defense has more or less been the same since the All Star break
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	i think funk and thrash are my favorite genres to play on drums
50iL 08.10.16	#Homophobic #AntiLGBT #Prick And I'm not gay in real life. Wouldn't care if I was anyway lol @mikey definately. Well, I also like to play a lot of death metal and prog. The polyrithmic grooves on 220+ BPM are just so fucking eargasmic.
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	i got nothin against gay people were all human
TVC15 08.10.16	I could bring up the atrocious statistics of the Arizona Diamondbacks this year but you probably wouldn't care anyway lol
ScuroFantasma 08.10.16	I'm late, can I get a synopsis of what I missed in 800 comments of shit posting?
50iL 08.10.16	@mikey [2]
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	@ala i know bud equality is cool but feminists are cunts that want to be better than men
ArsMoriendi 08.10.16	This thread sure is something, thanks Sin
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	were all pretty cool guys arent we @ala i was fucking lol'ing at that shout post snake sent u haha
Snake. 08.10.16	"feminists are cunts that want to be better than men" i would be mad but i'm not because i'm honestly not surprised in the slightest that someone as shitbrained as you would post something like this
50iL 08.10.16	Egalitarianism is the way to go. No more feminism or misogyny, please.
ArsMoriendi 08.10.16	@SnakeDelilah: What kind of snake are you? A garter snake?
AlexKzillion 08.10.16	"I'd figure that you have a distortion petal fetish" I laughed way too hard at this.
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	@snake aaaaaaw your adorable when you try to sound good
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	ala for prez
50iL 08.10.16	@ALA I still like you both ways. Unless you become a tight ass again lmao #ALA for prez (666)
50iL 08.10.16	Or an equally tight-assed GF ;)
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	i can imagine ala as prez saying something like "were gonna build a ranch and make the horse porn ejaculators pay for it"
Snake. 08.10.16	"Egalitarianism is the way to go." egalitarianism is equality without justice. we would all live shitty lives if we abided under an egalitarian rule.
ScuroFantasma 08.10.16	"I learned porn from king of the hill and didn't learn to masturbate till months later by accidentally jizzing while scratching my penis, i shouldn't be afraid to have sex, miketunney used to jack off to horse porn, 50iL wants a drumstick up his ass, and TVC is a fucking pleb" WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK A PLEB ON SPUTNIK?!?
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	@scuro thats what i thought that shit dont exist
FullOfSounds 08.10.16	What's happening now
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	sputnik is his gf mr. toad
Mystletainn 08.10.16	This thread needs to be burned to the ground like the churches varg burned
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRRRREE
Snake. 08.10.16	nah sinternet has been gone for the past 50 comments so that's why this thread is shit
TVC15 08.10.16	Huh I've commented on this thread less than Sinternet. I'd've thought it'd be the other way around
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	shit is ok with a little salt and pepper
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	"nah sinternet has been gone for the past 50 comments so that's why this thread is shit" if thats so, why are you pussy whipped to keep coming back to it
hal1ax 08.10.16	At this rate ala will have 10k comments in 2 days
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	ala will probably catch up to KILL by the end of the year
spookynewghostfriend 08.10.16	=[ this list is so very large and oh how i hate how it blocks out the sun
Snake. 08.10.16	"why are you pussy whipped to keep coming back to it" because posting shit comments is fun to be mad at
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	indeed so
TVC15 08.10.16	Having a laptop with no bass in the speakers (even when you plug in headphones no bass comes thru) is such a nightmare when you're working on audio stuff. Might embark on combining Through Silver in Blood and Silver Blood Transmission like advertised in the Neurosis/Tribes of Neurot band page but I'm still worn out from combining the two discs on the Dronevil-Final album
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	ala's gettin some action pretty soon eh? ;)
Typhoon24 08.10.16	hold up is this the second time miketunney casually brought up horse sex fetishes?
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	@typhoon it sorta just....came out!!!!! XD
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	@typhoon i ruined a spoiler before which is what i do well
50iL 08.10.16	@ALA Ive only had one GF. Turned out really badly. Highly regret it.
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	@50il its all good buddy theres plenty o' fish waiting to be dipped in batter and served with fries out there.... mmmmmmmmmmmmm
CaimanJesus 08.10.16	Jesus fucking christ this thread
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	hey!!!! dont say ur own god damn name in vain caiman!
TVC15 08.10.16	CaimanJesus
50iL 08.10.16	Hahah she didn't cheat on me or anything, but she turned into a nightmare to deal with. She would stick to whatever I said, had literally no opinion. I like my women strong and self-confident. She wasn't that. Just not my type.
Snake. 08.10.16	there should just be a substitute website specifically designed for alchemist and the rest of them
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	@50il my last relationship was something like that too you got my sympathy bud shall we chow down on fish and chips?
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	@snake or you can just slither away mr. snakey
CaimanJesus 08.10.16	Linkinparkforthewin
Snake. 08.10.16	but this shit is going to pass anyway so idk why i'm even bothering now. last year it was flyhead, sonoma, romulanrancor, and blender. now it's alchemist, tvc, 50il, and fullofsounds. next year there's going to be a brand new set of shitty users that i'm probably going to get mad at again.
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	@snake dont be such a scrooge join us shitty users for being shitty is fun aint it
Mystletainn 08.10.16	ala and snake should fist fight
CaimanJesus 08.10.16	Snake would probably kill him
50iL 08.10.16	They should spoon each other to death. would be entertaining.
TVC15 08.10.16	What the fuck have I done wrong? I've especially barely done any shit posting in this thread
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	@jesus its easy to be pissed at everything and insult people when your behind a screen so im not sure about that one
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	smell ya later ala!
Snake. 08.10.16	actually tvc is least shitty person on that, like sonoma
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	woah, is this the fastest growing thread on the site so far?
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	@tacos itll probably die down since ala's gone
50iL 08.10.16	God, I want to play the drums SO bad right now. :(
CaimanJesus 08.10.16	ALA just turned sixteen and admitted he kinda looks like ars. I think snake could take him
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	idkkkk, we'll see that trump thread was still going long after it was made
50iL 08.10.16	God, I want to play the drums SO bad right now. :(
p4p 08.10.16	good list now i can post lyrics in peace
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	50il your a drummer too?
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	i wish i had musical talent D'X
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	@tacos drums take time, but having been self taught, i feel getting the "feel" for it is the most important part of drums
50iL 08.10.16	Yeah. Played for 5 (almost 6) years. I also managed to enter the best music academy in the country, which is fantastic! Love it there.
Sinternet 08.10.16	I am really sorry everyone
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	great for you dude. love to see more enthusiastic drummers around
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	@sinternet about what dude
50iL 08.10.16	Thanks bro. It's pretty intimidating when I go there tho. Everyone is 10+ years older than me.
Snake. 08.10.16	honestly idk if i could take anybody on this site because i'm really bad at protecting myself but if we're talking physical strength i'd probably beat over half of the users itt
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	@50il that justs means u got a lot to show off to them :) @snake those are big words from a small man
FullOfSounds 08.10.16	Snake why do you hate me? lol
50iL 08.10.16	Snake hates everyone.
CaimanJesus 08.10.16	"I am really sorry everyone" Make it right and delete the list
Sinternet 08.10.16	About this thread
Sinternet 08.10.16	Eagerly awaiting a feature on this list doe
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	@sinternet dont be sorry dude we need more shit like this because "focused" threads get boring after a while dont u think
ArsMoriendi 08.10.16	I wanna see Snake fight someone, preferably not me though.
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	I never even got in a fight in my life if someone hit me id probably say sorry for hurting their knuckle
CaimanJesus 08.10.16	I've been in 4 or 5 five hockey fights, and a few off the ice
Mystletainn 08.10.16	the damage has already been done, I can't get ALA and his first time masturbating/BDSM out of my head, i've been traumatized. *cry*
Snake. 08.10.16	i don't /hate/ anybody on this site tbh (except for aftertheascension)
50iL 08.10.16	I got into a fight once Back in pre-K, this dude didn't stop messing with me. It all came to a stop when I punched his face in line. His lip bled and all. Good times.
ArsMoriendi 08.10.16	I mean I once boxed someone for fun (with gloves and face mask), hurt like a bitch, but I've never been in a real fight and I never want to be
FullOfSounds 08.10.16	Then why do you... Dislike(?) me?
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	the closest i got into a fight was middle school when a kid tried legitiamately choking me in gym because he hated gingers
AlexKzillion 08.10.16	I've never been in a real fight but man have I tried to push some stuff to that limit.
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	@ars i used to box. the last time i did, i face a guy bigger than me (muscle tone wise) and frickin' clocked his ass.
Snake. 08.10.16	bc you're really annoying but that's okay that will pass
onionbubs 08.10.16	I don't really have anything against any users here Haven't been in a fight before. We onions don't really beat each other up, as we don't have limbs
FullOfSounds 08.10.16	Oh okay. Fair enough. :/
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	hes good at throwing pussy insults , but maybe thatll pass too oh wait im talking about snake. nvm
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	so youre just a breathing nugget onion?
Conmaniac 08.10.16	stop hating on Snake also stop hating on each other we can make it to 1000 i believe it
onionbubs 08.10.16	Snake probably made fun of me during my first few months here but he's always seemed pretty cool
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	@onion are onions violent in any other way? i know they make u cry if u try to fuck with them
ArsMoriendi 08.10.16	"@ars i used to box. the last time i did, i face a guy bigger than me (muscle tone wise) and frickin' clocked his ass." When I did, it was when I worked for a Summer camp. We found 2 sets of gloves and a boxing mask and decided that every male member of the staff had to fight for at least 1 round. This of course was after all of the kids were asleep and we were nowhere near them...
onionbubs 08.10.16	I'm an onion, dude. I talk by jumping around on the keys, cos I guess that's what onions do
AlexKzillion 08.10.16	Guys go to my second to last list and join the sput fantasy league I started. We still need two more members.
CaimanJesus 08.10.16	Lmao at tunney trying to be an Internet tough guy after calling out snake for it
FullOfSounds 08.10.16	Snake to be fair I don't have a problem with you.
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	@arssounds intense haha @onion an onion made me cry before and i didnt even do anything wrong lol
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	i dont do sports tho :[
Conmaniac 08.10.16	true listen to AlexK
Sinternet 08.10.16	Wow onion havent seen you much recently Youre kind of adorable
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	@caiman nah dude im just not afraid to call out an asshole who's insulted me n multiple occasions over bullshit maybe im being like him in a way, being a dick to a dick but oh well
onionbubs 08.10.16	Idk tunney. We just make you cry with our relatively shit music tastes
AlexKzillion 08.10.16	I may have to resort to making another list con lol
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	relax guys, fighting isnt going to solve shit over the internet
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	1001
Conmaniac 08.10.16	yeah i first met onion in my band naming thread lol
Conmaniac 08.10.16	lol so close mike
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	tacos a cool dude
Conmaniac 08.10.16	sneaky edit u bastard
50iL 08.10.16	Nor in real life. Fight fire with fire and you'll burn the whole forest down.
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	thanks mike *thumbs up emoji*
Conmaniac 08.10.16	You may have to. we got time though. about a month this season starts but we should ideally draft before then
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	@50il your a good man charlie brown @con lol im not spineless but can be stubborn at times
FullOfSounds 08.10.16	you're all cool tbh
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	onion has hammock and spiritualized 5'd so hes cool in my book
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	sounds is a cool guy too
onionbubs 08.10.16	And you didn't choose my brilliant names in place of sax to the future? Goddammit con You're still pretty cool tho:)
CaimanJesus 08.10.16	Fucking hell over 1000 comments of bullshit
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	onions cool too i like onions except when they make me cry
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	lets start the cool guys club and all be beta losers together
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	@caiman way to point out the obvious
TVC15 08.10.16	Frankly anyone can take on a 100 lb skinny Asian teenage boy
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	maybe not in a brain war though
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	cmon caiman, this thread has been nothing be a bountiful goldmine of intellectual conversation
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	anyone who opposes the idea of a losoely structured thread should get shit on by normality.
CaimanJesus 08.10.16	Thread is getting gay again
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	a little gay makes things interesting
onionbubs 08.10.16	Woah miketunny is in this thread a LOT. I've seen more of you here than I have on the website (maybe cos I'm not in the same threads usually)
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	i havent been on a thread this much in a while tbh
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	"how can you say you love her if you don't even eat the ass" this is the important stuff folks
Sevengill 08.10.16	okay guys what did I miss
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	a lot of beta nonsense
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	@seven a looooooot
Conmaniac 08.10.16	onion i have another band and we are named something better than Sax to the Future. in fact, Sax to the Future is getting a name change
onionbubs 08.10.16	make another thread of band name ideas. The forks will return in many suggestions
TVC15 08.10.16	Damn I'm still waiting for Oisencoleman64 to hit me up with his stuff so we could release our split already
Conmaniac 08.10.16	maybe onion
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	in all seriousness, how about conmaniac for the band name?
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	hey why not?
Sevengill 08.10.16	the Icy Lilies
Mystletainn 08.10.16	release the pleasure fluids!!!
Conmaniac 08.10.16	Conmaniac as a band name? idk seems a bit self centered even tho im the singer
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	boobastank
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	anal cunt
onionbubs 08.10.16	Haven't seen oisin in a while but with his rhymes, you'll make some fire Who else would've thought to rhyme tuba tank with hoobastank
TVC15 08.10.16	Naw it's not a mixtape it's just a split made up of shitty musique concrete stuff
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	i think imma get to bed and not fuck someone as usual bye
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	A E S T H E T I C
onionbubs 08.10.16	Ah I got it Con...you should seriously consider iron fork
NordicMindset 08.10.16	At least A.J. Pollock is back soon.
iloveyouall 08.10.16	boycott ala 2016
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	start a vaporwave revival project named The PAX Rovapea
NordicMindset 08.10.16	is AngryLittleAlchemist the same person is LPFTW because if he is this makes a lot more sense now
Sinternet 08.10.16	Hey guys did anyone save that lyrics list oisin made that shit was funny as hell
Mystletainn 08.10.16	"is AngryLittleAlchemist the same person is LPFTW" yes
Conmaniac 08.10.16	no tvc was lpftw
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	How do you guys keep track of all these alts... you all look the same to me
ArsMoriendi 08.10.16	"is AngryLittleAlchemist the same person is LPFTW" No, but LPFTW changed his username to TVC15.
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	wait you can change your un?
ArsMoriendi 08.10.16	@tacos: You can kind of tell by what they say. Maybe... Or their ratings at least
NordicMindset 08.10.16	then who was AngryAlchemist before
TVC15 08.10.16	Dafuq I thought I was you Green Baron
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	i might as well stay on long enough to hit 4300 comments.
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	cant you guys just stick with a un? How often do you all get banned lol
NordicMindset 08.10.16	how's Eduardo Nunez doing I miss him
onionbubs 08.10.16	Alchemist has always been alchemist...to my knowledge
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	@tacos my ratings were wiped twice so i dont know if thats the result of a banning or not
ArsMoriendi 08.10.16	I mean I still use my first account :)
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	woah how do you get your rating wiped? piss off the mods i assume?
Sevengill 08.10.16	my first account got fucked when my school email expired so whatev
Conmaniac 08.10.16	i would be so sad if that happened to me
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	wait ars is your second account? Couldve sworn i saw your un years ago i lurked a lot back in the day, still kinda do
onionbubs 08.10.16	I think by 1ing or 5ing everything a band has done with ob some exceptions for short careers like mineral and joy division (in the all 5 category of course) lead to all your ratings getting wiped I might be wrong (prob am but I'm pretty sure about the all 1 thing)
iloveyouall 08.10.16	end shitty users to save snake 2016
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	@tacos maybe because at one point, i was spamming several pages of the same album haha
Conmaniac 08.10.16	i will never ever do that then i mustnt get my ratings wiped no sir
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	@iloveyouall fuck thati dont hate snake but god damn if he isnt a god damn scrooge.
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	id be bummed if my ratings got wiped I still shift through them to re listen to albums i forgot i heard
TVC15 08.10.16	The first 3 times I was banned I had my ratings wiped but I never got a straight answer for why even when I went to the community page despite never serial 5ing or 1ing an artist's discog. Last rating wipe was the worst cos I had slightly over 1,000 ratings by that point
ArsMoriendi 08.10.16	"wait ars is your second account? Couldve sworn i saw your un years ago" No, I meant that Ars is my first account and the one I currently use
Conmaniac 08.10.16	im so scared now i have to start transferring my ratings to RYM for security
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	I cant say ive read enough comments by snake to know but there's a LOT of scroogeier users on this site mike, providing no names tho
ArsMoriendi 08.10.16	Just don't 1 a lot of albums from the same band and you'll be fine.
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	that makes much more sense ars and rym gives me a headache
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	@tacos maybe u havent had actual confrontations with the slithering serpent to know
AlexKzillion 08.10.16	Lol remember that one time when that one guy made that 1000 ratings celebration list and got his ratings wiped when people looked at his ratings and called him for having like every kids bop album 1'd.
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	Judging by lurking, aside from a select handful of you guys, im sure you all cool people at heart
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	to be fair, im sure theres at least a single 1.5 kidz bop album there somewhere
TVC15 08.10.16	RYM is really un-user friendly to me
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	just your friendly neighborhood thrash man!
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	avg RYM user: "a staple of the genre, wonderfully crafted and an essential listening experience 2/5"
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	to be fair though, 10 is a good album
AlexKzillion 08.10.16	Seeing Sput classics with such low avgs on RYM truly breaks my heart. Just look at Glassjaw omg.
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	i still havent jammed 10 i see it all over this site tho
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	hell yeah taco man 4299
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	alright. im off to bed. take care guys. 4300
Conmaniac 08.10.16	and captain, we're sinking so many classics just with 3.4 avgs
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	that avg rating isnt going over a 3.45 unless its an underground experimental avant garde dark jazz album from 1962 The site is fucking useless for finding music unless you have a hard on for jazz (i am by no means am saying i dislike jazz tho)
AlexKzillion 08.10.16	And a lot of times they have either the same number of votes or less votes compared to sput. RYM has by far the best charts though.
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	The best way to get an understanding of how different the userbase is over their is to look at older music ratings. Some albums that have like 40 ratings here have 1000+ over there
AlexKzillion 08.10.16	Yeah stuff generally has a lot more ratings over there compared to over here. OK Computer here - 7k votes OK Computer there - 31k votes
TVC15 08.10.16	The 3.6 rating for MMLP and the 3.7 rating for Stan makes me sad Especially the super low avg for Guns N Roses' November Rain
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	global communication's 76:14 has 1000 ratings there with only just over 100 here, its practically a classic ambient album :/
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	with rym, i feel like best thing to do is add .3 to everything you see bc the people who rate things over there dont know how to correlate their review with their rating at all
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.10.16	how the fuck does this have so many comments already
Mystletainn 08.10.16	f+ctrl = angrylittlealchemist
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.10.16	ugh
RadicalEd 08.10.16	or you could get over it and realize that every rating will tend towards the average rating, if there are a lot of people rating the album. Especially on a site like RYM which doesn't have a very strong "community" like sputnik and therfore less groupthink.
RadicalEd 08.10.16	lol 231 AlA comments.
RadicalEd 08.10.16	"The 3.6 rating for MMLP and the 3.7 rating for Stan makes me sad" those are VERY high ratings on RYM.
Sevengill 08.10.16	sweet jesus that's a lot of comments
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.10.16	also eminem sucks
AlexKzillion 08.10.16	What ups pots
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.10.16	hatin'
TVC15 08.10.16	I'm too used to Sput I guess lol alrighty then
Conmaniac 08.10.16	yeah same
Conmaniac 08.10.16	im adjusting though
AlexKzillion 08.10.16	Jamming random mmlp tracks right now actually. Going on a middle school nostalgia trip right now. Next is Dream Theater.
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	i dont even remember what i listened to in middle school... a lot of random rock singles, nothing specific
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.10.16	"Jamming random mmlp tracks right now actually. Going on a middle school nostalgia trip right now. Next is Dream Theater." sounds awful
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	that sounds like your worst nightmare pots
Conmaniac 08.10.16	crazed
Sevengill 08.10.16	I was into like, Sting and Billy Joel in middle school. It was an okay time.
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	i was into not wanting to kill myself bc of meany bullies who called me names
RadicalEd 08.10.16	"sounds awful" Why so positive today.
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	everything is posi if you make it potsi
TVC15 08.10.16	Still disappointed Sint hasn't added more babes to the list
AlexKzillion 08.10.16	In middle school I was into Avenged Sevenfold, Slipknot, Limp Bizkit, Trivium, Dream Theater, and Eminem was the only rapper I liked aside from Hollywood Undead. So many cringe lyrics.
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	waking the fallen was my first harsh vocal album
AlexKzillion 08.10.16	Yeah same, and it still holds up rather well for me too.
TVC15 08.10.16	Slipknot isn't that bad and A7x's self titled is still pretty good
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	i think my second was a slipknot album or wrath by LoG, i forget
AlexKzillion 08.10.16	Avenged's s/t was my favorite album of all time all throughout middle school. Don't really like them too much these days, but I still think they get way too much hate.
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	i cant say id listen to an a7x album again without probably going "this is fine but COULD be listening to something else"
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	waking the fallen id probably get through but anything else id probs change before it ended
AlexKzillion 08.10.16	I have Waking the Fallen rated 4.5 right now... might try to reevaluate that one day but I haven't been feeling it.
Sevengill 08.10.16	My journey into metal was pretty quick. Deep Purple --> Judas Priest --> Gamma Ray --> At the Gates --> infinity and beyond
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	i haven't changed my ratings in a while theres a lot of albums i probs have 4.5d that are like 3.5s now
iloveyouall 08.10.16	jam perverse recollections of a necromangler
Sevengill 08.10.16	And then my friend gave me a stack of CD's, among which were In the Nightside Eclipse, In Sorte Diaboli, and Wages of Sin and it was off the extreme metal races.
TVC15 08.10.16	I was literally at like 1,800 ratings a week or two ago. Fuckin insane how much music I listen to thanks to Sput
AlexKzillion 08.10.16	Mine was: stoner stuff my dad listened to --> Metallica --> Pantera & Black Label Society --> Avenged Sevenfold --> Slipknot --> Trivium --> Dream Theater & Periphery & BTBAM --> Opeth --> infinity and beyond. Bumpy road to say the least.
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	mine was generally (with other stuff sandwiched in obvs): a7x->metallica->protest the hero->btbam->rosetta->everything else
tacos n stuff 08.10.16	opeth or insomnium probs fits between btbam and rosetta
onionbubs 08.10.16	I used to dig on a7x in middle school a lot. I can still listen to wtf, city, and nightmare, but I can't say either are all that great. The s/t has held up terribly I agree a lot of the hate isn't warranted
CalculatingInfinity 08.10.16	I used to love A7X, now I never listen to them anymore and can't stand Shadow's nasal voice. Glad to have moved on.
Archelirion 08.10.16	I still think City of Evil's a pretty cool album. The rest of their discog not so much unfortunately.
Sinternet 08.10.16	This thread lags my phone out
SharkTooth 08.10.16	good lord the sex comments itt are the most awkward shit ever to read also yeah rym users are dumb when it comes to rating shit
AlexKzillion 08.10.16	Is this thread worth reading in it's entirety?
Conmaniac 08.10.16	not really AlexK but when u get to the masturbation parts read all that
miketunneyiscool123 08.10.16	Goooooood mooooooorniiiiiiiiiiing
Snide 08.11.16	I'm still hyped for A7X's new album tbh, hopefully their new drummer can bring their spark back.
JeetJeet 08.11.16	I wish people would understand that that if they have little to no control over their children, you probably shouldn't have them out in public places fucking shit up.
Sinternet 08.11.16	fucking agreed jeet or at least have them on a leash or something cant stand douchey kids but although i feel sorry for the parents they gotta learn how to control them
JeetJeet 08.11.16	@ Sin it irks the living shit outta me. Watching kids fuck stuff up at a retail store while the parent idly stands by with no concern bugs me. Its a direct reflection of the parents too which makes it worse.
AlexKzillion 08.11.16	Yall are no fun.
JeetJeet 08.11.16	@Alex Idk mang my lil cousin thinks I'm fun. He doesn't fuck shit up in public either so he's really ahead of these other basic bitchass kids.
demigod! 08.11.16	Holy shit
Sinternet 08.11.16	hey demi read the whole discussion
Asdfp277 08.11.16	Pingas
AlexKzillion 08.11.16	I threw one of those 8 foot teddy bears at my mom yesterday in Costco. Was pretty hilarious.
JeetJeet 08.11.16	Speaking of Costco, their chicken bakes are godly.
Asdfp277 08.11.16	kfc is the goat
blacklightjer 08.11.16	random discussion? we have too many retarded users
blacklightjer 08.11.16	source: am not one of them
Sinternet 08.11.16	agreed same source
Sevengill 08.11.16	we have too many normal users
AlexKzillion 08.11.16	We should talk about how much we miss torts
miketunneyiscool123 08.11.16	where has that little fucker went anyway? and where the fuck has dethtrasher been all this time?
AlexKzillion 08.11.16	torts left sput
Sinternet 08.11.16	r.i.p. he'll be back soon
random 08.14.16	I thought this thread was about me.
ShadowRemains 08.14.16	wtf this thread also "release the floods" has me fucking cracking up so hard jesus
CaimanJesus 08.14.16	Fuck why did this get bumped
ShadowRemains 08.14.16	not really
Conmaniac 08.14.16	oh mama
ShadowRemains 08.14.16	you'd need to buttfuck a much cooler version of yourself
CaimanJesus 08.14.16	"Seriously guys Vaginas look ugly. It's like.... an Xbox One. Is it as sexy as a PC? No, but it gets the job done when you actually use it "
random 08.15.16	Is that profile picture from Gravity Falls? I have a crush on Wendy Corduroy.
CaimanJesus 08.15.16	Overwatch dude
random 08.15.16	Ok.
ArsMoriendi 08.15.16	I thought this thread died.
TVC15 08.16.16	When I graduate, I'm gonna miss all that Twitter beef between my school's football team and the team of other schools' in our area. They always end up getting shut down in some way cos we've got one of the best high school football teams in the US but they never learn their lesson and it's just so fun to watch unfold
miketunneyiscool123 08.20.16	somehow this thread will stand the test of time
trve 08.20.16	i sexually identify as a pig, guess who i am
heck 08.20.16	David Cameron?
miketunneyiscool123 08.20.16	u definitely arent miss piggy
trve 08.20.16	close, i'm anita sarkeesian
miketunneyiscool123 08.20.16	goddam feminism
ZippaThaRippa 08.20.16	Brazil vs Germany 123 GO!
miketunneyiscool123 08.20.16	theyre rapists and thieves!!!!!! oh wait, thats mexicans according to trump
Deathconscious 08.20.16	control+f: angrylittlealchemist 238 holy fuck kid, leave your computer for a little while.
ZippaThaRippa 08.20.16	ctrl+f: meaningful discussion
Storm In A Teacup 10.06.16	lol...spout
Storm In A Teacup 10.06.16	Not possible Sowing is in this thread and I reserved the right to be able to laugh at the word spout when someone decided "Sput" would be a great beginning to the name of a music website, whatever that means.
Futures 10.06.16	everyone who seriously posted itt should be ashamed
Storm In A Teacup 10.06.16	very astute of you
Archelirion 10.06.16	I'm feeling it
Sinternet 02.26.17	anyone remember this gem?

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