Typhoon24: Funniest music review?

TheGreatQ 07.14.16	The funniest got deleted
Jots 07.14.16	was gonna post that one. also a classic: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/14542/Eisley-Room-Noises/
Trebor. 07.14.16	KILL Periphery 2 /thread
MO 07.14.16	without a doubt in my mind: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/31952/Emmure-Felony/
Jots 07.14.16	and some of Rembrandt's stuff
Futures 07.14.16	you picked the goat good work
Tunaboy45 07.14.16	http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/51036/The-Sugarcubes-Lifes-Too-Good/ yeah the LB one is amazing
Dolving999 07.14.16	https://web.archive.org/web/20120701023533/http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/50591/Periphery-Periphery-II:-This-Time-Its-Personal On Spencer Sotelo: "while he hits the notez, the notes themselves are gay"
DominionMM1 07.14.16	this one's good: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/69884/KISS-Lick-It-Up/
elliootsmeuth 07.14.16	"KILL Periphery 2" Yes. 100% yess.
DominionMM1 07.14.16	http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/32618/Mastodon-Blood-Mountain/ http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/34784/Mastodon-Blood-Mountain/
Trebor. 07.14.16	all the cone reviews but this one in particular because strokes fans got butthurt http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/55810/The-Strokes-Comedown-Machine/
TVC15 07.14.16	First one that came to my mind http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/45344/Brand-New-The-Devil-and-God-Are-Raging-Inside-Me/ Edit: this one too http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/35931/Nickelback-Dark-Horse/
user 07.14.16	http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/64542/John-Cage-433/ spooky tends to be a laugh or two
Typhoon24 07.14.16	man that emmure was hilarious. checking the others.
Typhoon24 07.14.16	can someone link the periphery 2 one
Jots 07.14.16	someone already did (it's archived)
TheSonomaDude 07.14.16	Flyhead's Repentless is top tier
Typhoon24 07.14.16	ah I see. thanks. that one was great
Typhoon24 07.14.16	the sugarcubes one might be my new fav
Nocturnalize 07.14.16	http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/44622/Annotations-Of-An-Autopsy-Dark-Days/ Thats a favourite of mine. The one MO mentioned is hilarious as well and of course KILL's Periphery review is a classic
Sinternet 07.14.16	http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/27805/William-Control-Hate-Culture/
iloveyouall 07.14.16	Eisley - Room Noises >>>
romulanrancor 07.15.16	SomeSayShesNaive's whole catalog
cvlts 07.15.16	http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/27805/William-Control-Hate-Culture/ One of the sites Emeritus' Channing wrote this track-by-track review on a burner account and roasted the fuck out've this album. I've never cried/laughed more on any other written piece of work. That Annotations Of An Autopsy that Nocturnalize posted is also legendary status. The bands vocalist even posted about it on their Facebook page and got trolled epically. The Emmure - Felony is also peak writing.
onionbubs 07.15.16	http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/35931/Nickelback-Dark-Horse/
torts 07.15.16	any of spookys
TVC15 07.15.16	I already posted that Onion... Try the one for All The Right Reasons if you haven't read it. Almost as hilarious Edit: this A7x review is also awesome http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/58794/Avenged-Sevenfold-Hail-to-the-King/
hesperus 07.15.16	http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/54027/Farrah-Abraham-My-Teenage-Dream-Ended/ http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/52163/Green-Day-%C2%A1UNO%21/ I go back to these two reviews all the time. Downer was one funny motherfucker. Also, the whole concept behind this review makes me giggle: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/35669/Owl-City-Ocean-Eyes/
hesperus 07.15.16	Oh, and I almost forgot this one: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/69830/Earache-Records-The-Worlds-Shortest-Album/
bloc 07.15.16	Y'all need these http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/14542/Eisley-Room-Noises/ http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/59704/Protest-the-Hero-Volition/ http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/31952/Emmure-Felony/ http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/55957/Das-EFX-Dead-Serious/
Spec 07.15.16	there was a funny emmure one back in the day
Conmaniac 07.15.16	holy shit that periphery 2 review im dead
Supercoolguy64 07.15.16	and then the blasts but these arn't blasts of truth they're blasts of queef
MistaCrave 07.15.16	lmao KILL's Periphery review is hands down the funniest review I've ever read
MistaCrave 07.15.16	Also that web archives website that was used to link KILL's review is fucking awesome, now I know what sput was like back in 06
rufinthefury 07.15.16	http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/31817/Attack-Attack%21-US-Someday-Came-Suddenly/ the Attack Attack - Someday Came Suddenly review is the GOAT. literally untouchable. top of the mountain.
Artuma 07.15.16	¡QUé HERMOSO! ¡UN SOLO DE LA GUITARRA DEL MASTODONTE!
Avagantamos 07.15.16	johnny mcombs aka LAD
UpwardSpiral 07.15.16	http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/40873/Unwound-Fake-Train/ Love it
benkim 07.15.16	Emmure's review is comfortably the funniest imo
Calc 07.15.16	easily hanson's A7X review: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/58794/Avenged-Sevenfold-Hail-to-the-King/
Ebola 07.15.16	http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/47192/Morbid-Angel-Illud-Divinum-Insanus/
miketunneyiscool123 07.15.16	KILL's Periphery 2 review is hot damn.
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.15.16	Chan's Brand New review, because I think he was being serious.
christhjian 07.15.16	Most reviews by KILL. Deicide debut, Sugarcubes, Retalitation by Carnivore and Heathen's Victims are my favs by him.
Deathconscious 07.15.16	Good thread.
Shuyin 07.15.16	Emmure - Felony takes the cake
Nocturnalize 07.15.16	http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/33075/Asking-Alexandria-Stand-Up-and-Scream/ This ones a hoot as well
Typhoon24 07.15.16	the nickelback dark horse one hahahahahaha
TheTripP 07.15.16	"First we had a little bit of a joke, then we got deep, and now it seems that this is Fred's personal attack on someone in his life. It takes a lot of guts to write a song like this, and Fred makes a very convincing case that he could easily knock anyone out if they called him names. I dare anybody to make fun of him after hearing this song. A great song 5/5" fucking ded
rockandmetaljunkie 07.15.16	the first that come to my mind are these: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/46265/Diamond-Head-Lightning-to-the-Nations/ http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/42710/Nashville-Pussy-Let-Them-Eat-Pussy/ http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/63509/Ted-Nugent-Shutupjam%21/
Deathconscious 07.15.16	"they obviously heard meshuggah and thought hmm if we rip off the guitars and add some faggot leads and vocals over the top we can cash in on all the faggot faux metallers and i guess it works so hats off to em, but i dont wear a hat so they can suck my dick."
Typhoon24 07.15.16	"Do you like drinking, screwing and smashing bottles over non-manly mens heads? Well Nashville Pussy do to and they are men. One time a man accused Nashville Pussy of not being real men, the next day that man woke up to find he had become a woman. "
rockandmetaljunkie 07.15.16	Hahaha, awesome
bloc 07.16.16	Bwahahaha omg
0GuyMan0 07.21.16	Have read all the reviews mentioned so far, and The Bizkit review is definitely the GOAT. fucking died.
Typhoon24 07.28.16	good lord that The Strokes review, Trebor. LOL "Damn The Strokes just get worse and worse on every record. Like Is This It? was pretty good and like that should have been it, but it was like a question, and they answered that question with 4 more ***ty records. "
Pheromone 07.28.16	yh http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/59704/Protest-the-Hero-Volition/ this bad boy
smaugman 07.28.16	the vocals are probably the worst ever made, and while he hits the notez, the notes themselves are gay maybe the best sentence in a review ever
Sevengill 07.28.16	Channing Freeman's review of Hate Culture had me in stitches. http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/27805/William-Control-Hate-Culture/
Typhoon24 07.28.16	volition and hate culture were hilarious reviews. Idk if I like the purposely dumbed down tongue-in-cheek reviews or the angry and honest ones more
Sevengill 07.28.16	I briefly considered making my username fataidenbassplayer but couldn't pull the trigger.
Typhoon24 07.28.16	hahaha
christhjian 07.28.16	That 5/5 LB Chocolate Starfish is great too yes. But is KILL's Periphery deleted? I'd like to check that out but can't find it
Sevengill 07.28.16	I still want to read the legendary Potsy Blood Mountain review :c
Typhoon24 07.28.16	"But is KILL's Periphery deleted? I'd like to check that out but can't find it" it's archived. it's number 2 on the list at the top of the page if you want to check it out.
Sevengill 07.28.16	YES A MASTODON GUITAR SOLO
christhjian 07.29.16	Thx Typhoon. Ruled as always
bloc 07.29.16	SI UN MASTODONTE SOLO DE GUITARRA
ShadowRemains 07.29.16	rasputin's cthonic rites: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/28105/Moss-Cthonic-Rites/ nick butler's iluvatar: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/28485/Iluvatar-Iluvatar/
wwf 07.29.16	definitely the volition review that's by far the funniest review I've read on this site
TVC15 07.29.16	"Huge fucking riffs the size of mountains, stamping around and killing cute animals, like whales. Then the whales fall on your face." Oh goodness
Asdfp277 07.29.16	the eisley review by far
ShadowRemains 07.29.16	also ffs' silence of the centuries: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/57562/Depravity-Silence-of-the-Centuries/
bgillesp 07.31.22	So the archive link for PII doesn't work anymore. Anyone know where to find it?
pizzamachine 07.31.22	I haven’t been able to find it anywhere.
Wildcardbitchesss 07.31.22	“It’s past curfew for you. Let me see your Nickelback fan club Membership Card.” “I can’t show you that, because I’m not a faggot,” I said lmfao I forgot about this review
Slex 08.01.22	Some of these are actually pretty funny dang
YoYoMancuso 08.01.22	every single one of ffs's reviews, and also this one https://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/56657/Chris-Brown-Fortune/
TSI3 09.08.22	Devastated that I am too late to enjoy Kill's review of Periphery but to early to to take part in Sputnik VR in the Metaverse (where these comment threads are just vr rooms where we yell our opinions over one another in our avatar form).
KILL 09.08.22	https://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/9756/Opeth-Blackwater-Park/ was always my fav
DadKungFu 09.08.22	"Do you need coffee from a Christian coffee shop?" is an all-time sput line