StarlessCore
06.23.16 | why? |
StarlessCore
06.23.16 | its been the same ad tho |
StarlessCore
06.23.16 | gotta be some way to make him go away!!!! |
SCREAM!
06.23.16 | so toxic even the spam bots can't live here |
DungeonBoy
06.23.16 | Yeah dude, probably a bot. |
CaliggyJack
06.23.16 | He is the sign of the end times. He is the first horseman, the entity that shalt bring upon us destruction and chaos. Thus it was said in the Holy Scriptures that he who brings forth pain and misery, shalt gather the masses of BotDF fans to invade all corners of the world to destroy those who value competent Electronica. Then Dahvie shall rise from Hell as the new anti-christ, and Sputnik shall be all that remains between them and utter destruction of artistic talent and respectable dignity.
He begins his ascent onto the proud people of sputnik. Be wary friends, the end comes. Once he has finished his rounds, the second horseman shall appear, a diehard Nickleback fan who shall bring pestilence, and then the third; an insane emo kid who listens to nothing but Nine Inch Nails and My Chemical Romance and shittalks anybody who doesn't like screaming into a cup for hours on end.
It shalt be then the fourth horseman shall appear. An emissary hipster who will always complain about how he was into these bands before sputnik started talking about them. These four shall call forth the seven headed demon, a disgusting creature with seven Yoko Ono heads all screaming in tandem. Only the Lamb of God shall save us from musical mediocrity as we are lifted into the music heaven where we shall be greeted by Michael Jackson moonwalking us to the pearly gates.
The end is near my friends. |
Relinquished
06.23.16 | ^ that's really sad dude
smh of course u would do this progmaster |
p4p
06.23.16 | lmao hope he's joking |
DungeonBoy
06.23.16 | "screaming into a cup for hours on end" me when I run out of coffee. |
AtomicWaste
06.23.16 | I guess if it's a spam ghost, then I'm a ghostbuster?
For what it's worth, there are a few links that get posted, particularly on the forums. I'm not sure why anyone's bots think we house a strong demographic of fake passport purchasers, but I also don't think much intelligent design past a crawl algorithm goes into them. |
DominionMM1
06.23.16 | "I'm not sure why anyone's bots think we house a strong demographic of fake passport purchasers"
i don't know wolfe seems like the kind of dude who would own several fake passports |
Relinquished
06.23.16 | I got a couple |
AtomicWaste
06.23.16 | I stand corrected. |
Supercoolguy64
06.23.16 | the horsemen are drawing nearerrrrrrrrr
on leather steeds they ride
They've come to take your liffffffffffffeeeeeeee |
CaliggyJack
06.23.16 | Hail Led Zeppelin, full of grace, Johnny Cash is with thee. Blessed art thou amongst 70's Rock Diehard fans and blessed is the fruit of Simon and Garfunkel. |
StarlessCore
06.23.16 | were gonna die |
BallsDeep
06.23.16 | Now im curios Whats the ad? |
DungeonBoy
06.23.16 | It was an ad for cock socks |
Ovrot
06.23.16 | if you think ad-bots are bad you should have seen the spam when people could still post images |
SCREAM!
06.23.16 | there was a lot of gold that came out of that too though |
BallsDeep
06.23.16 | Reminds me of the fabled week a few years ago when Facebook was inundated with some very questionable content.
Anyone else remember the short time when clicking on the news feed was a gamble of either getting met with a status update from a friend or a video of a naked man squatting on a glass which proceeds to shatter in his rectum. |
Ovrot
06.23.16 | i'm getting nostalgic for sputnik |
Calc
06.23.16 | "If we had a properly moderated spam system, filter or captcha, we could, but either way it's surprising Sputnik is as spamless as it is."
well there's like 80 people here. |
bloc
06.23.16 | Oh God the images...
It made this site NSFW literally |
ArsMoriendi
06.23.16 | "It made this site NSFW literally"
A lot of bloody BDSM and scat porn? |
Relinquished
06.23.16 | not bloody but yes |
BlueSwan
06.23.16 | Scat prom |
Relinquished
06.23.16 | cmon your brain can do better |
Sowing
06.23.16 | it's a bot
they're all bots |
Relinquished
06.23.16 | like dev |
bloc
06.23.16 | Don't forget the diseased scrotums |
Relinquished
06.23.16 | we did until now |
