CaimanJesus
06.05.16 | Fly at it |
TheGreatQ
06.05.16 | Unru no contest.
Blaze Inside is the worst one of the whole tournament imo. |
iloveyouall
06.05.16 | if you don't vote for 2 you're a limp-dick.
oh wait....
i'm voting for 2! |
iloveyouall
06.05.16 | btw, here's a stream:
https://danscrypt.bandcamp.com/album/blaze-inside |
ZippaThaRippa
06.05.16 | I had you pegged as kind of an electro-nerd. Would never have guessed you were way into brutal death |
hal1ax
06.05.16 | dang u 4.5 #2 sach??
let me take a gander at this warlock |
iloveyouall
06.05.16 | love me some brainless brutal death! |
hal1ax
06.05.16 | lmao.
this is interesting... |
iloveyouall
06.05.16 | if by interesting you mean amazing, yeah. |
ZippaThaRippa
06.05.16 | Given that you like brutal death I assume that you hate Defeated Sanity since they are probably the one good brutal death metal band in existence |
ZippaThaRippa
06.05.16 | You said you were listening to Temple of Baal you little liar liar pants on fire |
hal1ax
06.05.16 | it's downloading !
|
iloveyouall
06.05.16 | nah, ds are good, although their last one was a fairly significant step down. hyped for the new one though. |
hal1ax
06.05.16 | i don't like either of these.
but i guess ill vote for 2. |
ZippaThaRippa
06.05.16 | tbh I don't like them THAT much but they have probably the best names of all time.
Psalms of the Moribund. Holy fuck. |
iloveyouall
06.05.16 | tru.
and good boi hal! |
hal1ax
06.05.16 | :DD |
ZippaThaRippa
06.05.16 | tfw when you realize why an album is obscure |
hal1ax
06.05.16 | why does the snare in 2 sound like a fuckin bell?
and temple of baal is sweet, zip. it feels more BM than DM doe |
iloveyouall
06.05.16 | PINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPING |
ZippaThaRippa
06.05.16 | Yeah when I said Blackened Death Metal I really meant Deathened Black Metal so I kinda cheated.
But hey, variety is the spice of life |
hal1ax
06.05.16 | i see u |
iloveyouall
06.05.16 | pingy snares, pig squeals and mud-riffs of cthuluhuhu.
what more could you want from bdm? |
ZippaThaRippa
06.05.16 | Good music? |
NLD
06.05.16 | well it does have all those things. only 1 of those 3 is a good thing though |
iloveyouall
06.05.16 | that's covered by the pingy snares, pig squeals and mud-riffs of cuthutluliau part. |
iloveyouall
06.05.16 | and that's 1 more good thing than unru, so consider that your decision made.
1 < 2
you cannot dispute it |
NLD
06.05.16 | yeah but like i havent heard unru, but i'm betting it doesn't have pig squeals so |
iloveyouall
06.05.16 | it is mathematically proven that 1 < 2 |
iloveyouall
06.05.16 | you can't argue with math. |
ZippaThaRippa
06.05.16 | I do occasionally like myself a pingy snare but I don't care for mud riffs and the only chthuluhahahgahula I like is Chthonic |
NLD
06.05.16 | yea but 1 > 2 + pigsqueals
bc pig squeals fucking suck m8 |
iloveyouall
06.05.16 | that's not how inequalities work. you have to reciprocate the operation for both sides.
hence;
1 + pigsqueals < 2 + pigsqueals, which leads back to the undisputable fact:
1 < 2 |
ZippaThaRippa
06.05.16 | I'm really bad at math |
NLD
06.05.16 | alright, if i listen to 1 and it has pig squeals then i'll vote for 2 |
iloveyouall
06.05.16 | incorrect, you will vote for 2 either way because math demands it. |
NLD
06.05.16 | confirmed: unru has no pig squeals
vote 1 |
ZippaThaRippa
06.05.16 | Oh boy there's gonna be a fight now |
iloveyouall
06.05.16 | wow, what a wanker. |
NLD
06.05.16 | how can i be a wanker AND a limp dick??
where is your math now boi |
ZippaThaRippa
06.05.16 | Oh shit he's got you there |
iloveyouall
06.05.16 | you swing your limp sausage around like a helicopter and pretend you're havin' a good time.
and maybe a little precum drips onto your cargo shorts. |
NLD
06.05.16 | bruh
i don't even own cargo shorts |
iloveyouall
06.05.16 | if you voted for 1, you most certainly do. |
TheGreatQ
06.05.16 | Cannot confirm, voted 1 and do not own cargo shorts. |
hal1ax
06.05.16 | FIGHT FIGHT FIHGT |
ZippaThaRippa
06.05.16 | I wear cargo shorts at work. I need the pockets. Fuck you. |
iloveyouall
06.05.16 | hearsay. |
NLD
06.05.16 | check ur math bitch
cus im wearing PANTS motherfucker |
iloveyouall
06.05.16 | your evidence is inadmissible |
ZippaThaRippa
06.05.16 | Oh shit stick a fork in him he's done |
hal1ax
06.05.16 | poseurs |
iloveyouall
06.05.16 | maths still states that 1 < 2
it further states that |1| < |2|
and that 1 + (or -) c < 2 + (or-) c, 1/c < 2/c and c < 2c for any arbitrary constant c.
furthermore, by application of the fundamental theorem of not-being-dumb-as-fuck, it can be noted that any contradiction to these rules is a mistake, not of the maths, but of someone that is dumb as fuck. |
ZippaThaRippa
06.05.16 | Oh shit Sach is british
noooooooooo |
ZippaThaRippa
06.05.16 | Can you please be Welsh or something and not English? |
iloveyouall
06.05.16 | i am actually australian |
NLD
06.05.16 | ye but man u have to consider that 2 is ghey |
iloveyouall
06.05.16 | that falls under rules for arbitrary constants. ghey is a constant, and when considering 2 + ghey, we can still note that:
NLD + ghey < 1 + ghey < 2 + ghey |
iloveyouall
06.05.16 | omit the first part of that inequality, it is a triviality. |
ZippaThaRippa
06.05.16 | "i am actually australian"
Oh thank christ |
NLD
06.05.16 | imma be honest wit u
im not feelin the love i felt i was promised by your username |
hal1ax
06.05.16 | math is for gayferz |
NLD
06.05.16 | http://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyciy0rKa41qfooa4o1_500.png |
iloveyouall
06.05.16 | oh i love you NLD, don't worry. i am just limited by the fact that i cannot deny the maths. |
iloveyouall
06.05.16 | weaboo < NLD < haliax < 1 < 2 < maths < me :)
mathematical relationship between all variables, constants and coefficients in this equation. |
hal1ax
06.05.16 | what's the square root of my dick in your ass |
iloveyouall
06.05.16 | the magnitude of the vector represented by your erect penis is sqrt(-1). |
NLD
06.05.16 | damn man i feel you
if math is that important to you then i completely understand where you're coming from |
ZippaThaRippa
06.05.16 | Wait where do I rank on that list |
NLD
06.05.16 | but math is for gheylords |
iloveyouall
06.05.16 | so for your dick to intersect with the cusp of my anus, my anus would need to be represented in argand space. sadly i am real as fuck, so this is an impossibility. |
iloveyouall
06.05.16 | zippa, your worth is determined in terms of whether or not you vote for 2 and whether or not you believe in the maths. at the moment, there are too many variables for me to determine an accurate value. |
hal1ax
06.05.16 | wow u can't even rep ur anus in argand space??? fucking amateur |
iloveyouall
06.05.16 | that is because my anus is real, not imaginary. |
hal1ax
06.05.16 | prove it |
ZippaThaRippa
06.05.16 | Oh well I wasn't part of this tournament when it was created so I don't feel like I should be voting at all |
ZippaThaRippa
06.05.16 | No don't prove it |
NLD
06.05.16 | most of the people who started this tournament aren't voting, i don't see why other people can't
prove it [2] |
hal1ax
06.05.16 | everyone can vote! it's not exclusive to people who nominated albums. |
CaimanJesus
06.05.16 | The tourney is for everyone |
CaimanJesus
06.05.16 | And I'm voting Unru because I own a pair of cargo shorts |
iloveyouall
06.05.16 | let's assume that the external features are denoted "a" and the internal structures of my anus are denoted "b".
Let the field of real numbers be denoted (ℝ,+,×).
From the proof that real vector space is a vector space, we have that (ℝn,+,⋅) is a vector space, where:
a+b=(a1+b1,a2+b2,…,an+bn)
λ⋅a=(λ×a1,λ×a2,…,λ×an)
where:
a,b∈ℝn
λ∈ℝ
a=(a1,a2,…,an)
b=(b1,b2,…,bn)
When n=1, the vector space degenerates to:
a+b=(a+b)
λ⋅a=(λ×a)
where:
a,b∈ℝ
λ∈ℝ
a=(a)
b=(b)
Thus it can be seen that the vector space (ℝ1,+,⋅) is identical with the field of real numbers denoted by (ℝ,+,×). Hence, "a" and "b" are both real numbers. |
CaimanJesus
06.05.16 | Also you guys are making it a bitch to count votes |
TheGreatQ
06.05.16 | This thread is amazing. |
ZippaThaRippa
06.05.16 | lmao |
NLD
06.05.16 | sorry jesus
we done fucked it |
ZippaThaRippa
06.05.16 | tbf like no one has voted yet |
ZippaThaRippa
06.05.16 | Pretty sure it has just been the 4 of us furiously beating our dicks in unison |
iloveyouall
06.05.16 | i haven't voted yet, and i'm voting for 2. |
NLD
06.05.16 | jesus knows when you're lying son |
hal1ax
06.05.16 | just finger blasting our belly buttons to sach's anus calculations |
iloveyouall
06.05.16 | jesus ain't no euler |
NLD
06.05.16 | i tried that limp sausage helicopter thing sach suggested but it didnt do anything for me so i tried it while wearing a ballgag and i've never felt more alive |
ZippaThaRippa
06.05.16 | Does CaimanJesus really know when we're lying? |
NLD
06.05.16 | i mean i would hope he does when the evidence is in the third comment of his thread tbh |
CaimanJesus
06.05.16 | I'm pretty oblivious |
iloveyouall
06.05.16 | that tally is perfect. everything is right in the world. |
Mystletainn
06.05.16 | what's up with the votes lol |
iloveyouall
06.05.16 | no, you fucker. |
ZippaThaRippa
06.05.16 | Lol nearly 100 comments and 5 votes |
hal1ax
06.05.16 | haha |
NLD
06.05.16 | this thread is much bigger than the tournament ever was, let's be real |
Illoomorpheme
06.05.16 | Listened to Unru's last split on the BlackMetalUpdates YT Channel, so points toward Unru. |
ZippaThaRippa
06.05.16 | Yay we made a thing! |
hal1ax
06.05.16 | zip u still need to vote u barnacle |
ZippaThaRippa
06.05.16 | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ussCHoQttyQ |
CaimanJesus
06.05.16 | Unru wins. Also fuck this thread |
iloveyouall
06.05.16 | you ain't doin' this you softcock! |
hal1ax
06.05.16 | best thread |
iloveyouall
06.06.16 | fuck it, i'm done! fuck your stupid competition, and fuck the lot of you. |
iloveyouall
06.06.16 | actually jk, ily. :) |
CaimanJesus
06.06.16 | :) |
iloveyouall
06.06.16 | but yeah, y'all suck. |
hal1ax
06.06.16 | thats just hurtful |
iloveyouall
06.06.16 | minus hal1ax because he voted 2.
|
Asdfp277
06.07.16 | i vote 2, i also hate myself |