RecordOfRecords: My favorite kinds of breakfast

zakalwe 05.22.16	What a load of sprauncy shite. Egg, tomato, bacon, sausage, mushrooms, beans, black pudding, bubble and two slices of the Holy Ghost. Whollop!!
RecordOfRecords 05.22.16	zak, Egg's are disgusting though :(
parksungjoon 05.22.16	waffles over crepes and pancakes? what a fucking philistine what zak said [2]
tempest-- 05.22.16	does it even count as breakfast if there's no bacon and/or eggs?
RecordOfRecords 05.22.16	ya dude. Waffles are the best. I love me them little squares. Zak didn't say a recipe or specific meal though haha. I mean if I wanted to I could win by just listing off a million things in one go :D
RecordOfRecords 05.22.16	I honestly can't believe I forgot Bacon :? . That completely beats everything except #1 tbh.
zakalwe 05.22.16	Sausage and egg sarnies are literally the best thing since sliced bread.
parksungjoon 05.22.16	that's on you if you don't recognize a proper breakfast
ArsMoriendi 05.22.16	No bacon and egg sandwich on a poppy seed roll? Damn. (I like to put cream cheese on it too.)
RecordOfRecords 05.22.16	But Bread's not that good Zak X'D
RecordOfRecords 05.22.16	Well the point of the list park is to rank the one part of breakfast, not the whole thing. But ya, I definitely should put bacon. Goes to edit list
tempest-- 05.22.16	what zaka described is callled an "english breakfast" here in aus
parksungjoon 05.22.16	what zak described is called fucking amazing but yeah also that
ArsMoriendi 05.22.16	"Waffles. Nuff said. Way better than pancakes." I disagree here, sure you get syrup in the cracks of a waffle, but slicing through a short stack of pancakes is so much more satisfying.
RecordOfRecords 05.22.16	I think it's called "Coninental" or something like that. It's the best breakfast possible(besides eggs) but it is a whole meal and I was talking your favorite breakfast item haha. Sorry for the mix up.
RecordOfRecords 05.22.16	I feel like most restaurants make better pancakes than waffles, but if you find that perfect waffle, it's way better than a pancake.
RecordOfRecords 05.22.16	So like Bacon > waffle or something like that, but personally I eat Bacon and Waffles and sausage and hashbrowns together not as one meal each.
parksungjoon 05.22.16	crepes are the best omg
RecordOfRecords 05.22.16	My crepe virginity was taken on Mount lemon. They have this little crepe shack on the road to the top of mount lemon. Omg it was so great.
parksungjoon 05.22.16	i mean i guess you might be excused for not recognizing crepe superiority if you're from the states but yeah
zakalwe 05.22.16	A proper fry up is immense. Sorts you for the whole day but on the downside it turns your arteries to concrete.
RecordOfRecords 05.22.16	Well Park i don't eat them much. I think I've had...6 crepes in my entire life? That's not each even either, one time I had two crepes, another time I had three crepes, than once I had one. So I've only eaten three times.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 05.22.16	pancakes suck
RecordOfRecords 05.22.16	somewhat true, but they can be amazing sometimes
Lord(e)Po)))ts 05.22.16	crepes or die
Spacesh1p 05.22.16	Holy shit eggs are NOT disgusting who are you? English breakfast rules for sure Zak.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 05.22.16	eggs are the greatest thing to ever happen to a chicken
RecordOfRecords 05.22.16	The texture is just weird and any time i taste it I feel like barfing.
RecordOfRecords 05.22.16	Besides breasts pots
Spec 05.22.16	a cheese bagel with butter, eggs, bacon and hashbrowns mmmmmm simple yet delicious
RecordOfRecords 05.22.16	Damn that sounds good Spec but I've never had it.
parksungjoon 05.22.16	damn pots actually knows what he's talking about for once respex
Spacesh1p 05.22.16	I probably eat 4 eggs per day at least. I feel terrible for you. You honestly can't even appreciate breakfast without eggs. I'm gonna have to go make some to make myself feel better.
ArsMoriendi 05.22.16	If we're talking bagels: obviously a lightly toasted egg everything bagel with chive cream cheese and lox is the correct choice. Sadly people outside of downstate New York don't know what an egg bagel is...
RecordOfRecords 05.22.16	Maybe I could try them again I guess but...ugh they look so disgusting
RecordOfRecords 05.22.16	Egg baggels are pretty common Ars.
Spec 05.22.16	pancakes are okay but waffles just blow them out of the water
RecordOfRecords 05.22.16	EXACTLY SPEC!
DoctorDoom 05.22.16	Pancakes, bacon an scrambled eggs with some black coffee. Rarely allow myself to eat like that but it's glorious when I do.
parksungjoon 05.22.16	heathens
RecordOfRecords 05.22.16	I love me some coffee mhm...
parksungjoon 05.22.16	tea or bust
ArsMoriendi 05.22.16	"Egg baggels are pretty common Ars." I don't know man, everyone I've talked to from upstate New York (like Buffalo) didn't have a fucking clue what it was, and when you type "Egg bagel" into google it all the links are about "NYC Bagels" in specific.
RecordOfRecords 05.22.16	I'm drinking tea and coffee right now actually(not in one cup mind you)
DoctorDoom 05.22.16	There's room for both. On an unrelated note I had a green tea smoothie yesterday that was amazing.
RecordOfRecords 05.22.16	I'm from Arizona Ars and people eat egg baggels all the time, although I'll admit "egg muffins" are usually more popular(their not actual muffins haha).
ArsMoriendi 05.22.16	Hmmmm nice.
DoofusWainwright 05.22.16	Aussies seemed to have the right idea with breakfasts, nearly everywhere I went served: Poached egg, spinach, halloumi, mushrooms, avocado, tomato, high quality toasted bread - never thought I'd say it but it beats a classic English 9 times out of 10 for me Also had some really good breakfast burritos out there
DoctorDoom 05.22.16	Never heard of this, from NJ. A state where many bagels are consumed.
RecordOfRecords 05.22.16	Course I don't cause I think eggs are fucking disgusting, but that's just me.
Spec 05.22.16	egg bagels are overrated get over yourself 2.9/5
ArsMoriendi 05.22.16	"Never heard of this, from NJ. A state where many bagels are consumed." If you ever find yourself in NYC or Long Island, I strongly suggest one.
RecordOfRecords 05.22.16	"Eggs reached their peak in the 90's and quickly went downhill afterwards. 2.55/5"
RecordOfRecords 05.22.16	Getting sopranos up in this shit with all the New Yorker/Jersey people
Spec 05.22.16	fuck that eggs have been improving since the nineties if anything pretty much foty
parksungjoon 05.22.16	eggs never released anything good since deathcrush
RecordOfRecords 05.22.16	I feel like eggs went off the track with "Make Believe". They just got so cocky.
ArsMoriendi 05.22.16	According to Sputnik, Eggs is an indie pop band: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/bands/Eggs/77673/
Spacesh1p 05.22.16	NY bagel selection is second to none, agreed. Egg bagels are great. My favorite is always a toasted everything, herb cream cheese, lox and all the trimmings. Best breakfast that isn't egg-based but I'm not very into sweeter stuff like waffles/pancakes.
Spec 05.22.16	if you ever actually saw eggs in person you might fucking understand
Spec 05.22.16	people like you that just cling on to the past make me sick one time i didn't cook my egg long enough and it made me sick too
Spacesh1p 05.22.16	Spec that's on you man. Not the egg's fault.
RecordOfRecords 05.22.16	Look I'm all for evolving their taste Spec but Eggs just hasn't made a good album since the 90's. Come on man. I hate to say it but their less consistent than Jay Z and Weezer.
Spec 05.22.16	*they're
RecordOfRecords 05.22.16	Ya thanks for that Specy boi.
Spec 05.22.16	im relieved thought i was going to have to back up my argument phew
zakalwe 05.22.16	"Aussies seemed to have the right idea with breakfasts, nearly everywhere I went served: Poached egg, spinach, halloumi, mushrooms, avocado, tomato, high quality toasted bread - never thought I'd say it but it beats a classic English 9 times out of 10 for me" Jesus Fucking Christ.
DoofusWainwright 05.22.16	zak it'll win you over :D
DoofusWainwright 05.22.16	{that comment was such zak bait}
ArsMoriendi 05.22.16	Yum halloumi
DoofusWainwright 05.22.16	halloumi for breakfast is perfect, beats bacon for that salt hit
ArsMoriendi 05.22.16	This morning I had scrambled eggs and crispy bacon on a poppy seed kaiser roll with some chive cream cheese and a glass of orange juice. Good stuff.
claygurnz 05.22.16	Full English is ideal. Another favourite of mine is a fried egg and bacon sandwich with brown sauce. Lovely.
zakalwe 05.22.16	Brown sauce is a must with sausage, red with bacon
WritingOnTheWalls 05.22.16	taco bell breakfast, bitch.
RecordOfRecords 05.22.16	Gross.
zakalwe 05.22.16	Ring Sting by 1130hrs.
Sinternet 05.22.16	british pancakes are a hundred times better than what you yanks call pancakes
zakalwe 05.22.16	What the shrove Tuesday lemon and sugar things that I can't make?
Sinternet 05.22.16	that's the shit right there
TedSchmosby 05.22.16	no one has mentioned cereal, what are you a bunch of children?
Sinternet 05.22.16	cereal sucks mate
zakalwe 05.22.16	Alpen looks like the contents of a pigeon loft. Delish.
ArsMoriendi 05.22.16	It depends on the cereal I can always get down to some Honey Bunches of Oats, Special K Red Berry, or cinnamon oatmeal.
RecordOfRecords 05.22.16	Or honey crisps
Mystletainn 05.22.16	how is just bacon anywhere close to a real breakfast?
PurpleDino 05.22.16	a full English is the best breakfast by a mile, one of the only good things about our cuisine
zakalwe 05.22.16	Fish and Chips Pies Yorkshire Pudding Bangers and Mash Tottenham Cake Bakewell Tart Curry Erm...Cadburys. We've got the lot.
hal1ax 05.22.16	shut the fuck up
zakalwe 05.22.16	Do you spread that on toast?
hal1ax 05.22.16	u know it. what is a tottenham cake?
Lord(e)Po)))ts 05.22.16	/tries to play off being a new user and not an alt /calls me pots the very first time we talk
RecordOfRecords 05.22.16	What?
zakalwe 05.22.16	A sponge slab with pink icing on top. Sounds rubbish but it's the best thing ever with a brew.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 05.22.16	youre british you dont get to have an opinion on food
RecordOfRecords 05.22.16	I'm confused as fuck. Hey , British people like Tea! They have great opinions on food! But no, British pancakes suck ass, they aren't better than american pancakes.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 05.22.16	tea is not food it is drink and british like warm beer so
RecordOfRecords 05.22.16	Who cares! Tea is still in the food group!
Mystletainn 05.22.16	I learned that british people eat hard boiled eggs with runny yolk, the fk is wrong with them?
hal1ax 05.22.16	"Hey , British people like Tea! They have great opinions on FOOD! " "I'm confused as fuck." yes u definitely are
zakalwe 05.22.16	Don't bring beer into it. We've been drinking the piss for hundreds of years. Warm ale is best.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 05.22.16	"Who cares! Tea is still in the food group!" no its in the drink group
RecordOfRecords 05.22.16	Ya, what the fuck is wrong with them. Eating eggs? Blah It's called a joke hal1ax
Lord(e)Po)))ts 05.22.16	"Don't bring beer into it. We've been drinking the piss for hundreds of years. Warm ale is best." you said it best yourself. you've been drinking piss for hundreds of years. its deluded you into enjoying piss warm beer that tastes like piss on piss.
hal1ax 05.22.16	"It's called a joke hal1ax" ohhhh i see. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHfuck u
zakalwe 05.22.16	You know that face you do when you first drink it and it tastes absolutley useless. I've been pulling that face for 20 odd years. Every sip is torture.
RecordOfRecords 05.22.16	hal1ax :(
theBoneyKing 05.22.16	Gotta have some good ol Southern breakfast. Grits are where it's at.
RecordOfRecords 05.22.16	Grits are disgusting and I am Southern.
ArsMoriendi 05.22.16	Wait the English like their beer warm? Gross.
zakalwe 05.22.16	That Beth whastherface from The Gossip said her southern diet consisted of anything they could catch including squirrels. I think she meant to say badgers judging by the waistline.
RecordOfRecords 05.22.16	Duh-dumb-tsss
Sinternet 05.22.16	'I learned that british people eat hard boiled eggs with runny yolk, the fk is wrong with them?' Literally no-one does this
Sinternet 05.22.16	Also english beer sucks the cider is much better
parksungjoon 05.22.16	non-american cider is dope
RecordOfRecords 05.22.16	Apparently non-american Cider is worthy of a "breakfast" discussion.
PurpleDino 05.22.16	It's called a boiled egg ffs of course we do that, it's much nicer than a hard boiled egg and you eat it with marmite soldiers and it's peng also cider sucks and english beer is fucking great, belgian beer is the best though obviously
Mystletainn 05.22.16	"Literally no-one does this" it's called soft boiled eggs ,mr.knowitall
Lord(e)Po)))ts 05.22.16	true that
Lord(e)Po)))ts 05.22.16	"and you eat it with marmite soldiers and it's peng" shut up
RecordOfRecords 05.22.16	I can't believe I'm not in the know about all these interesting breakfast's. I usually just eat a fruit salad with sausage tbh.
PurpleDino 05.22.16	I swear to god if you lot saying english beer sucks drink bud lite and coors and that you need to shut your mouth
ArsMoriendi 05.22.16	Never had marmite, but I've tried vegemite and it's odd as fuck tasting.
PurpleDino 05.22.16	vegemite's just like the aussie version I think, marmite is controversial tbf but I like it
Lord(e)Po)))ts 05.22.16	"I swear to god if you lot saying english beer sucks drink bud lite and coors " are there others???????
zakalwe 05.22.16	Marmite is a billion times better by being a million times worse tasting.
Sinternet 05.22.16	Must be a northern thing sounds kinda degenerate
PurpleDino 05.22.16	"Must be a northern thing sounds kinda degenerate" what?
Avagantamos 05.23.16	sausage+hashbrown
Avagantamos 05.23.16	crispy bacon sucks
RecordOfRecords 05.23.16	Crispy bacon is beast.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 05.23.16	nope bacon must be flacid and fatty
Sinternet 05.23.16	Flacid and fatty are the qualities i look out for
iloveyouall 05.23.16	crispy bacon is wank.
ArsMoriendi 05.23.16	"crispy bacon sucks" I'll keep all the crispy bacon for myself then, :P
Lord(e)Po)))ts 05.23.16	you WOULD like it crispy ars u sick fuck
RecordOfRecords 05.23.16	Hitler liked his bacon nice and crispy, straight from the oven.
MyNameIsPencil 05.23.16	I just eat whatever my trap catches Squirrel is not good tasting
Muisc4Life26 05.24.16	Heck yes 1 rules