gryndstone
User

Reviews 30
Approval 99%

Soundoffs 262
News Articles 5
Band Edits + Tags 11
Album Edits 158

Album Ratings 2813
Objectivity 71%

Last Active 12-19-18 7:20 pm
Joined 06-11-12

Review Comments 2,984

 Lists
01.29.26 Top 25 of 2025 11.23.25 Fave 1986 Albums
10.28.25 Fave 1994 Albums10.27.25 Fave 2000 Albums
10.15.25 Fave 2017 Albums09.11.25 Fave 1961 Albums
04.17.25 Madonna Ranked03.12.25 FAVE 1977 ALBUMS
01.13.25 Top 25 for '2411.22.24 Fave 1983 Albums
10.09.24 Fave 1999 Albums09.17.24 Fave 2004 Albums
08.01.24 2024 SO FAR07.24.24 Fave 2016 Albums
07.16.24 Fave 1967 Albums06.22.24 Fave 1978 Albums
06.16.24 Evil Beach Boys Ranked (1977 - )03.28.24 Fave 1987 Albums
More »

Cardiacs LPs Ranked

I haven't listened to all the other early stuff yet This is the only band that I've given more than one 5 to
7Cardiacs
Songs for Ships and Irons


This has some really good tracks but it's mixed in with some really mediocre ones and is arguably the least cohesive. It's got Loosefish Scapegrace on it though, which makes it all worth it. 3.4/5
6Cardiacs
Guns


This one is really, really weird. And for that to describe a Cardiacs record means something. With absolute nonsense for lyrics and the same amount of quirkiness as ever, Guns is the bands least abrasive work. There's still some heavy hitters thrown in there, but this is less punk and more of an 'alt-rock' Cardiacs - the only one of its kind. 3.5/5
5Cardiacs
Heaven Born and Ever Bright


Hail majestic corporate light, heaven born and ever bright...
A change in line-up causes the bands sound to swerve hard into reliance on guitars. They just roll with the punches though, and what comes out is a wild, noisy and sometimes impressive mess. 3.9/5
4Cardiacs
The Seaside


Their debut full length is probably the most straightforward Cardiacs you'll find. Oddball, off-kilter punk rock with prog influences creeping in from the sides. 4.1/5
3Cardiacs
Sing To God


A double album filled to the brim with the best the band could muster over a four year period. Although at times it is a bit bloated for its own good, there is so much unforgettable stuff here. 4.6/5
2Cardiacs
On Land and in the Sea


If any Cardiacs album is responsible for coining the term 'pronk' it is this one. A batshit trip that takes what they did on their first two full-lengths and smashes them together. The sound is barely controlled chaos - madness dragging you along for the ride whether you want to or not. 5/5
1Cardiacs
A Little Man and a House...


If "On Land and In The Sea" is barely controlled chaos and madness, "A Little Man..." is brilliantly constructed chaos and madness. Much like the number 2 spot on this list (and a lot of their discog) there is an air of uncertainty and excitement running through the album. But the moments responsible for that are the most beautiful on here. Listening to 'The Breakfast Line', this becomes most apparent. They make music that keeps you on your toes, and nowhere is that done better and more elegantly than here. 5/5
Show/Add Comments (6)

STAFF & CONTRIBUTORS // CONTACT US

Bands: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


Site Copyright 2005-2023 Sputnikmusic.com
All Album Reviews Displayed With Permission of Authors | Terms of Use | Privacy Policy