SmileNerd: Music Desert Island

SmileNerd 03.26.16	I know I'm going to get lots of sarcasm on this but fuck it I thought this was a cool idea
ArsMoriendi 03.26.16	Albums: Ween - Chocolate and Cheese The Mothers of Invention - We're Only In It for the Money PJ Harvey - To Bring You My Love Musicians: Les Claypool Stevie Wonder PJ Harvey Instruments: Keyboards Bass guitar Mellotron idk
JokineAugustus 03.26.16	Albums Gorguts - Obscura Nick Cave - No More Shall We Part David Bowie - Ziggy Stardust Musicians Tom Waits Nick Cave Bjork Instruments Acoustic Guitar Piano Violin
DoofusWainwright 03.26.16	Albums: Al Green - best of Barry White - best of Simply Red - best of Musicians (singers?): Shakira Katy Perry Selena Gomez Instruments: Musical double ended dildo Nipple tassels with bells on Bongo drums I'd survive with that
DoofusWainwright 03.26.16	They'd have to
DoofusWainwright 03.26.16	Or at least with each other
ArsMoriendi 03.26.16	Nah, they could all settle for the dildo, which they'd only play with when you're not around.
DoofusWainwright 03.26.16	How big is this island for fecks sake?
ArsMoriendi 03.26.16	The size of Maui maybe?
DoofusWainwright 03.26.16	Ok, alternative strategy - I want musicians who are: 1. An ex doctor 2. An ex chef 3. An ex prostitute (female preferably)
RadicalEd 03.26.16	Albums: Jakob - Solace David Bowie - Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust Faunts - M4 rest is whatever. Although I strongly object to doofus picking selena gomez on his sex island, because she looks (and sounds) like she's still in pre-school.
DoofusWainwright 03.26.16	Story of my life
ArsMoriendi 03.26.16	Why can't the doctor and chef be female as well?
DoofusWainwright 03.26.16	I'm an equal opportunities dude on all the skill sets minus the prostitution
ArsMoriendi 03.26.16	True, but I'm saying if the doctor and the chef or the prostitute want like children and they're all female, they'd have to fuck Doof, problem solved, he gets laid occasionally.
Calc 03.26.16	I'd bring 3 giant inflatable albums, three lean edible musicians, and two guitars to use as paddles and one bass drum to catch fish in
Mystletainn 03.26.16	Doofus got shut down ahahah
trve 03.26.16	artists: hasan hasan hasan albums: land of the unknown land of the unknown land of the unknown
DoofusWainwright 03.26.16	My initial fantasy island seemed a fun place but you've convinced me it'd become a hellish crèche in no time - calc's edible musicians is the way to go
acdlewis 03.26.16	The Queen Is Dead - The Smiths IV - Led Zeppelin The Velvet Underground and Nico Jim Morrison Flea Harriet Wheeler Acoustic guitar Box Drum Bass guitar
DoofusWainwright 03.26.16	Lol I just saw Ed's comment - my thinking with Selena is you could be on the island for decades and she'd grow into the role... Ok I'm disgusting myself now I was going to say Taylor Swift but...she just...no...doesn't do it for me
enemyofthesundevils 03.26.16	No way I can narrow 3 albums down. Devin Townsend-Terria is the only one for sure. 3 musicians: Mike Patton Mike Vennart Steve Wilson
Shemson 03.26.16	Massive Attack-Mezzanine Radiohead-In Rainbows Agnes Obel-Aventine Josh Homme Mikael Akerfeldt Lana Del Rey Acoustic Guitarx3 Would be a fun time