Satellite: Verb the Noun

Satellite 01.24.16	i'm sure i'm forgetting hundreds of them note: try to limit it to bands that exist in the sputnik db and have at least a 40-50 ratings on one of their albums
Satellite 01.24.16	also don't rec anything if you don't have a basic understanding of the parts of speech e.g. Portugal the Man and btbam don't count
oltnabrick 01.24.16	at the gates at the gates at the gates at the gatesat the gates at the gatesat the gatesat the gates at the gatesat the gatesat the gatesat the gatesat the gatesat the gatesat the gatesat the gatesat the gatesat the gatesat the gates at the gatesat the gatesat the gatesat the gatesat the gatesat the gatesat the gatesat the gatesat the gatesat the gatesat the gatesat the gatesat the gatesat the gatesat the gatesat the gatesat the gatesat the gatesat the gatesat the gatesat the gates at the gates
SharkTooth 01.24.16	Walk The Moon Foster The People
Satellite 01.24.16	at isn't a verb you dolt
Calc 01.24.16	run the jewels
Satellite 01.24.16	already on the list
Calc 01.24.16	fucker, you already won
oltnabrick 01.24.16	at the gates
Calc 01.24.16	then this was my backup victory answer: http://www.verbthenounband.com/
hal1ax 01.24.16	lol
SharkTooth 01.24.16	I just looked up verb the noun and came across this giant subreddit https://www.reddit.com/r/Music/comments/2rvlhz/verb_the_noun_bands_how_many_are_there/ keep in mind these guys put a lot of names that don't really count
hal1ax 01.24.16	kill the intellectuals
ArsMoriendi 01.24.16	"at the gates" At is a preposition.
NordicMindset 01.24.16	minus the bear
SharkTooth 01.24.16	Oltan is shitposting
Satellite 01.24.16	yeah like over half of those don't follow the vtn structure
SharkTooth 01.24.16	I know
Satellite 01.24.16	his original post was a sincere rec but now he's shitposting to try to cover his lack of grammar skillz
ArsMoriendi 01.24.16	Tame the Impala
Satellite 01.24.16	"minus the bear" probably. but are they using minus as a verb or is their name a reference to a bear named minus?
SharkTooth 01.24.16	minus is not a verb
ArsMoriendi 01.24.16	Yeah the Bear is being minused in the title. From Wikipedia: The name "Minus the Bear" comes from an in-joke among the band members, referring to the '70s television series B. J. and the Bear. "A friend of the band had gone on a date,” explains singer-guitarist Jake Snider, "and one of us asked him afterwards how the date went. Our friend said, 'You know that TV show from the '70s, B.J. and the Bear? It was like that... minus the Bear.' That’s the straight truth."
SharkTooth 01.24.16	might as well add At the Gates
Satellite 01.24.16	"kill the intellectuals" hahaha good post
Satellite 01.24.16	thanks ars wasn't expecting a definitive answer but that clears that up
SharkTooth 01.24.16	came across this list online and the bands seem legit Becoming the Archetype Before the Dawn Bleed the Sky Blessthefall Bury Your Dead Clone the Fragile Escape the Fate Haste the Day Hit the Lights Pierce the Veil Poison the Well Protest the Hero Remove the Veil Salt the Wound Scatter the Ashes Sever Your Fall Sound the Alarm Swallow the Sun
Cygnatti 01.24.16	wouldn't it have to be "minus, the bear" if you're referring a bear named minus.
Satellite 01.24.16	yeah minus really can't be a verb under any circumstances so i removed mtb
Sinternet 01.24.16	Dry the river Slice the cake
Satellite 01.24.16	read the fucking list sharktooth most of those are already here
ArsMoriendi 01.24.16	Wait, Satellite remove "Tame the Impala" it's just Tame Impala I fucked up lol
Satellite 01.24.16	"minus, the bear" not necessarily. most titles that follow that format don't include commas. HORSE the band comes to mind
JeetJeet 01.24.16	Resist the Thought
Sinternet 01.24.16	Lol tame the impala sounds pretty badass
Satellite 01.24.16	done ars saw them live once, should've known better high af i'll update this all at once later. keep em coming unless you're dumb.
Cygnatti 01.24.16	"not necessarily. most titles that follow that format don't include commas." tru. english is dumb. also this doesn't quite fit the bill but circle takes the square would be noun-verb-the-noun.
Satellite 01.24.16	rage is debatable too because of the preposition against removed unless someone can convince me otherwise
Cygnatti 01.24.16	does panic at the disco work?
Satellite 01.24.16	nah because panic is a noun and at is a preposition gonna be really strict with the format
Cryptkeeper 01.24.16	Does Bring On The Bloodshed count? Too small to put on the list anyway
NordicMindset 01.24.16	Isn't "Minus" in Minus the Bear a verb, not a noun, because the bear is being minused
Sevengill 01.24.16	does anyone even know what a verb is anymore? shaking my head.
Satellite 01.24.16	that's how i rationalized it at first, green. but minus is a preposition in the context they're using.
Satellite 01.24.16	@crypt if it were just "Bring the Bloodshed" it would count but the "on" makes them ineligible
Sevengill 01.24.16	Slaying the Prophets ov Isa isn't a band but I love it so much I'd include it anyway.
Snake. 01.24.16	slice the cake [2]
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.24.16	there should actually be a band called "Verb the Noun"
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.24.16	also the only good band on here is poison the well
Titan 01.24.16	haha agreed....almost every one of these suck including poison the well
Satellite 01.24.16	actually you guys are close but the correct answer is btmi, ptw and run the jewels. the rest are bad.
MotoOnSputnik 01.24.16	Tool the Tool
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.24.16	i missed bomb the music industry they are good yeah but i have beef with rtj
Cygnatti 01.24.16	saves the day and btmi is the only one of these i have rated decently. i dig cage the elephant's singles tho.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.24.16	cage the elephant has some decent songs yeah
Satellite 01.24.16	one time i saw std's chris conley freak the fuck out after a drunk girl spilled a tiny bit of beer on him from the balcony. he called her a "fat bitch" among a lot of other things and had her removed. it was the whiniest thing i've ever witnessed with the possible exception of their set that night.
ZippaThaRippa 01.24.16	Saves the Day is fucking garbage anyways
ZippaThaRippa 01.24.16	Shit no I'm thinking of Say Anything
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.24.16	wow sounds like a fuckin DOUCHE
ZippaThaRippa 01.24.16	Saves the Day is okay I think. I don't know
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.24.16	im not so sure they are tbh
SgtAenema 01.24.16	kek
ZippaThaRippa 01.24.16	I mean I'll take your word for it honestly.
Satellite 01.24.16	yeah he was a massive cunt. they were opening for early say anything. this was like 2007-ish. the dear hunter opened as well. good show all around now that i think about it.
ZippaThaRippa 01.24.16	Wow that sounds like a... real... good... time
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.24.16	saves the day fans are the exact kind of crowd to NOT boo him off stage for that kind of behaviour tbh
ZippaThaRippa 01.24.16	Cunts?
Satellite 01.24.16	lol zip. it wasn't my usual type of show to be sure. i liked say anything back then tho. and yeah pots they were totally on board with his bitchy antics
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.24.16	totes
Satellite 01.24.16	at the same place (clutch cargo's in pontiac [sadly now closed]) like a month later i saw frank carter of gallows get punched in the face while performing amidst a circle pit and proceed to play the rest of their set bleeding everywhere.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.24.16	hard as nails
Cygnatti 01.24.16	i saw saves the day live a few years back, they sucked but i didn't expect them not to. they hadn't really been good in like a decade. and i will never get over chris's new-ish voice.
Satellite 01.24.16	it's the most grating voice ever
ZippaThaRippa 01.24.16	At first I thought "why would you punch Frank Carter in the face?" and then I thought "Why WOULDN'T you punch Frank Carter in the face." Craziest thing that ever happened to me at a show is when the vocalist of Kvelertak leaped over the barrier at the 9:30 club and grabbed me by the face during Blodtorst. He nearly fell over and then steadied himself by grabbing my girlfriend's tits. It was cool.
NordicMindset 01.24.16	yeah I can't stand Chris Conley's voice now Protest the Hero are alright too I suppose
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.24.16	yeah but one time i went with my friend to le savy fav and the singer regurgitated chewed up cauliflower and other veggies into his mouth and then pinned him to the stage and started dry humping him inch by inch up his body until he was dry tea bagging his face while buddy threw up duo m/'s to the sky
Satellite 01.24.16	So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
hal1ax 01.24.16	"He nearly fell over and then steadied himself by grabbing my girlfriend's tits. It was cool." lolol
ZippaThaRippa 01.24.16	Okay well shit you guys, I thought I had a good story but like damn you guys are legends
ZippaThaRippa 01.24.16	fuck
ZippaThaRippa 01.24.16	damn
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.24.16	lmao nah ur story was good
ZippaThaRippa 01.24.16	Thanks
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.24.16	anything for you
ZippaThaRippa 01.24.16	Babe
Satellite 01.24.16	the will-they/won't-they tension is palpable
Satellite 01.24.16	sam and dianne ross and rachel jim and pam zip and pots
ZippaThaRippa 01.24.16	Will they? Have already Also, Ross and Rachel are a horrible fucking couple, I am insulted.
theacademy 01.24.16	edit: oops its already there
theacademy 01.24.16	merry christmas everyone
Ebola 01.24.16	list is hilarious Fight the Fade Hail the Sun (damn good band, actually)
dbizzles 01.24.16	Beneath the Sky.... I own one of their albums. It is bad. Gunsmoke Kiss.
tommygun 01.24.16	fuck all these
Tyler. 01.24.16	poison the well is the only good band here
dbizzles 01.24.16	I DON'T KNOW HOW IT FEELS?! YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON ON EARTH THAT WAKES UP EVERY MORNING WISHING THEY WERE SOMEONE ELSE?!
EvoHavok 01.24.16	Scar the Martyr Hail the Villain
Artuma 01.24.16	i bet 90% of these bands sound exactly the same
Mort. 01.24.16	"there should actually be a band called "Verb the Noun"" there is, i think theyre the joke band started by people on r/metalcore
TheGreatQ 01.24.16	Does Kiss the Anus of a Black Cat count? Fuck the Facts Embrace the End Burn the Sun Bleed the Sky Dry the River
Cryptkeeper 01.24.16	@Sat To bring on is a verb, no?
CalculatingInfinity 01.24.16	Maximum the Hormone I wish was allowed but it's an adjective :/
SCREAM! 01.24.16	Burn the Priest
Underflow 01.24.16	Steven the Wilson
Satellite 01.24.16	@crypt "bring" is a verb. "on" is a preposition. it needs to be strictly [verb]+[definite article]+[noun] to be included here
Satellite 01.24.16	someone should make a vtn band name generator
Sinternet 01.24.16	http://generatethebrutality.net/
Mort. 01.24.16	^ http://generatethebrutality.net/ select verb the noun and enjoy. i got "belay the apocalypse"
Satellite 01.24.16	ahaha that's fucking awesome "bless the kingdom" barf
Cygnatti 01.24.16	"denying the unholy" "defend the kingdom" "bless the defiant" lol
Satellite 01.24.16	sinternet i hereby rescind your "shit tier user" title
Mort. 01.24.16	wooops sinternet beat me to it
Satellite 01.24.16	for what it's worth i noticed yrs first
Sinternet 01.24.16	what do i have to do to get the title back
someguest 01.24.16	I'm going to start a core band and call it Shit the Shit
EvoHavok 01.24.16	"Eviscerate the Child" Lol that generator.
Sinternet 01.24.16	Well i got Grasping the Sanctum but at first i thought it said Scrotum
Satellite 01.24.16	the other genres are great also. how didn't i know about that thing?
ryu 01.24.16	Behold..the arctopus
owen 01.24.16	Con The Verge
SharkTooth 01.25.16	Sweet Burn the Sun is on here
evilford 01.25.16	"Oltan is shitposting" omg no way
EvoHavok 01.25.16	^Serious question?
SharkTooth 01.25.16	yes "30 seconds" is totally a verb
OwMySnauze 01.25.16	Escape the Sputnik.
OwMySnauze 01.25.16	Bury the Hatchet
Beauville88 01.29.16	Fall of Troy
Mort. 01.29.16	Enter the shikari
Satellite 01.30.16	Delete the Shitpost
Shemson 02.19.16	Going back a bit here- Trigger The Bloodshed
parksungjoon 09.06.21	good list