BallsToTheWall: Evolution.

BallsToTheWall

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Last Active 03-27-18 10:15 pm
Joined 05-20-07

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05.15.25	Musical Adventures	05.02.25	The Vibe of Life
04.13.25	NFL Draft	03.22.25	Favorite Westerns.
03.20.25	Building Structure	03.07.25	Have A Good Weekend.
03.01.25	Factory Reset	02.24.25	Slabs of Metal
02.20.25	Modern Darkwave	02.17.25	A New Week Begins
02.10.25	Cooper Dejean 2025!	02.06.25	Ball’s Top 10 Exercises
02.03.25	Bump For Hawks Greatness	02.02.25	Redemption
01.27.25	Monday’s Face Ripping Thrash Assault!	01.15.25	Sputnik Staples
01.11.25	Florida Vs Sweden	01.05.25	Whimsical
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Evolution.

Allow me to share something with the entire class. Last night as I was grading papers, I came across two gems both entitled "Cells are Bad" and both with just one paragraph which I unfortunately committed to memory: "Cells are bad. My uncle lives in a cell. It's ten foot by twelve and he has to read the same boring, old magazine everyday. The end." Although my standards are nowhere near where they used to be I could not bring myself to put As atop those beauties