BallsToTheWall: Evolution.

BallsToTheWall

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Last Active 03-27-18 10:15 pm
Joined 05-20-07

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03.19.26	List Is Digs, Fucker!	05.15.25	Musical Adventures
05.02.25	The Vibe of Life	04.13.25	NFL Draft
03.22.25	Favorite Westerns.	03.20.25	Building Structure
03.07.25	Have A Good Weekend.	03.01.25	Factory Reset
02.24.25	Slabs of Metal	02.20.25	Modern Darkwave
02.17.25	A New Week Begins	02.10.25	Cooper Dejean 2025!
02.06.25	Ball’s Top 10 Exercises	02.03.25	Bump For Hawks Greatness
02.02.25	Redemption	01.27.25	Monday’s Face Ripping Thrash Assault!
01.15.25	Sputnik Staples	01.11.25	Florida Vs Sweden
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Evolution.

Allow me to share something with the entire class. Last night as I was grading papers, I came across two gems both entitled "Cells are Bad" and both with just one paragraph which I unfortunately committed to memory: "Cells are bad. My uncle lives in a cell. It's ten foot by twelve and he has to read the same boring, old magazine everyday. The end." Although my standards are nowhere near where they used to be I could not bring myself to put As atop those beauties