ChoccyPhilly: Things a Sputniker Would Say

ChoccyPhilly 12.06.15	Feel free to add your own :]
Supercoolguy64 12.06.15	"a 2.8 average? well, there's only a few votes so it must be underrated"
SCREAM! 12.06.15	""Only a 3.1 average? clearly shit then" - despite a 3.0 being the so-called benchmark for 'good' and it being the same as 6/10, which in my mind feels superior than a 3.0" 6/10 doesn't sound very good either tho Also: "I really want to listen to their best album but it feels wrong not to go chronologically" :3
Mort. 12.06.15	basically true yeah
DoofusWainwright 12.06.15	People definitely see a 3 as a 5/10
Snake. 12.06.15	delete this
Archael 12.06.15	smae
Archael 12.06.15	"a 2.8 average? well, there's only a few votes so it must be underrated" this actually has a chance of being true. not a great chance, but still.
Pennywise_M 12.06.15	"it's good... i'm feeling a 3.5"´ spot on.
Jots 12.06.15	"stfu Choccy you nambypamby"
ffs 12.06.15	"i am gay and retarded"
alienobserver 12.06.15	"brand new"
SgtPepper 12.06.15	The capacity of human intelligence seems to limit the capabilities to expand upon any possible creative aptitudes. Indeed, if one cannot even notice the facets that the ingenuities around him are comprised of, how can he be expected to fashion a beast of his own? This inveterate sense of constraint is a great blow to the veracity of mankind's abilities. It restrains us and holds our minds to the ground below, averting any possibility of rising above ourselves to something greater; something not fathomed by the conventional mind. This concept of seeking to go beyond one's self, known as "transcendence," is essentially a gateway to unlocking pieces of ourselves that can lead to some of the most elaborate and significant creations of our world. For many, this quest to transcend and form creations that were once considered unthinkable and overwhelming consumes life. Certainly it is rare to find such people, but when they are found, creative barriers are destroyed.
Nocturnalize 12.06.15	"The capacity of human intelligence seems to limit the capabilities to expand upon any possible creative aptitudes. Indeed, if one cannot even notice the facets that the ingenuities around him are comprised of, how can he be expected to fashion a beast of his own? This inveterate sense of constraint is a great blow to the veracity of mankind's abilities. It restrains us and holds our minds to the ground below, averting any possibility of rising above ourselves to something greater; something not fathomed by the conventional mind. This concept of seeking to go beyond one's self, known as ?transcendence?, is essentially a gateway to unlocking pieces of ourselves that can lead to some of the most elaborate and significant creations of our world. For many, this quest to transcend and form creations that were once considered unthinkable and overwhelming consumes life. Certainly it is rare to find such people, but when they are found, creative barriers are destroyed." Pseudo profound bullshit is what sput is all about
Ocean of Noise 12.06.15	"I prefer their first album"
Ocean of Noise 12.06.15	Also "rules hard" Or maybe that's just Hawks
Calc 12.06.15	only one of these that i've ever seen even kind of is 5. "shit list" is a popular one
climactic 12.06.15	i could care less about music, i'm just here for the memes
Artuma 12.06.15	i totally respect and value your opinion that differs to mine
TheMagicalBlender 12.06.15	I literally say all of these except 3.
Sinternet 12.06.15	smae
Mad. 12.06.15	"I like the production"
someguest 12.06.15	Someone woke up upset this morning.
trve 12.06.15	"rip (insert name) i like to pretend that i care"
someguest 12.06.15	^^^
climactic 12.06.15	i hate music
bach 12.06.15	"i dropped out of highschool to follow my dream of being in a successful metal band"
someguest 12.06.15	"bandcamp is all good music"
deathschool 12.06.15	"I have no future that I can imagine looking forward to, and my past has become a nauseating amalgamation of unreliable memories."
torts 12.06.15	smae trve m/ yea album sucks agreed [2]
eaglefan1998 12.06.15	1 is me way too often XD
torts 12.06.15	and yea what death said
someguest 12.06.15	deathschool, they created office buildings and leather couch confessionals for statements like that one.
deathschool 12.06.15	Yeah, but it's something a Sputnik user would say. That's why I added it to this thread.
someguest 12.06.15	I think you're avoiding your own internal conflict.
deathschool 12.06.15	I think I have been on great terms with my internal conflict for years.
someguest 12.06.15	Recognizing it and dealing with it are two different things, my friend.
ArsMoriendi 12.06.15	So much negativity, so little time.
deathschool 12.06.15	Oh, I agree for sure. I was implying that if anything, I tend to feed it when I'm aware of it. I try to make a simple joke and you coax this out of me.
someguest 12.06.15	Things said in jest are often at least somewhat applicable to our situation. Sorry dude, didn't mean to get serious for a minute.
MyNameIsPencil 12.06.15	"Hey guys I'm going to make a news post every time I make even slight progress on my awfully named band" "Commandocore"
RogueNine 12.06.15	Most of this is true.
InFlamesWeThrash666 12.06.15	"-torts" "my username" "Rust In Peace is best thrash" "what's an IP adress?" "worst alt ever"
zakalwe 12.06.15	The 60s 70s and 80s we're objectively rubbish, I don't mean to be pretentious and I know it's ironic but I am the absolute be all and end all, principal authority on all that there is to know about youth culture cos im 15. TDAG is a masterpiece.
Tunaboy45 12.06.15	"TPAB is a straight 5"
AlexKzillion 12.06.15	X is 1
Parallels 12.06.15	"I'm not really into pop music, (I'm an Opeth fan actually)"
SharkTooth 12.06.15	"I am infamous for hating Obscura era Gorguts"
Ocean of Noise 12.06.15	"I'm not really into pop music, (I'm an Opeth fan actually)"
Ocean of Noise 12.06.15	also "what kind of noob gets eaten by ants"
Calc 12.06.15	(after someone whines about their life in same way) "bro go to the gym that's how I dealt with my angst."
SharkTooth 12.06.15	Tbh? Totally butt hurt? I don't speak acronym
alienobserver 12.06.15	bands that shred and make memorable moments like mastodon
Parallels 12.06.15	http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/yes-a-mastodon-guitar-solo
ZombicidalMan 12.06.15	"[2]"
ZippaThaRippa 12.07.15	List is a 3/5
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.07.15	are u dumb or what snox
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.07.15	HES PLAYIN YA
evilford 12.07.15	1986 was the best year ever made
Keyblade 12.07.15	im not really into rap
SharkTooth 12.07.15	My Valentine isn't the only thing that's bleeding, my ears are to after listening to this band
evilford 12.07.15	"I like the production" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Keyblade 12.07.15	dude named dylan: "slaps in the whip"
SharkTooth 12.07.15	ctrl+f "rules hard" 2 results
MetalMarcJK 05.30.19	I think I pooped in my mouth a little.
StrikeOfTheBeast 05.30.19	eat ass Men
Ocean of Noise 05.30.19	god what a classic