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Pulled Two All-Nighters

Holy fucking shit.
1AlunaGeorge
Body Music


And I'm on fucking vacation goddamn it
2Overkill
The Electric Age


Ok, so backstory: I'm on second year on college, studying engineering, and I got into this course about mechanics of materials. It's the first time we were taught any of the contents of this course, so everything is new and we have to learn everything from scratch. It's not a complicated course; stress, strain, young's modulus, shear modulus, fatigue, beams profiles, second moment of area, etc etc. We should have aced this course by going to classes regularly, studying little, and just doing some problems before any test so we'd be prepared... Enter our Mechanics teacher.
3Hail Spirit Noir
Pneuma


First class into the course, in comes this gentleman, about 8,000 years old with dentures, and oh boy, was it a disaster. The man's got a PhD in physics from somewhere in London, and has been teaching for more than a few decades. And so, he comes in, powerpoint presentation on, and...
4Kuroki Nagisa
Kuroki Nagisa


Holy shit, the gentleman's senile. He starts mumbling some bullshit about newton's second law, then a few seconds later he's talking about some completely unrelated subject, then suddenly he's talking about geometry. During the entire class of 90 mins, he explained absolutely nothing, and so was the panorama during the whole semester. Since he didn't explain jack shit ever, we didn't even fucking know what we were supposed to know, and what the contents for each test were supposed to be (his pdfs about the contents didn't help one iota).
5Mare
Mare


I understand the guy's situation: he's old, he's not on his 100%, so whatever. But thanks to his fuckupery, we fucking crashed the course. Every student was getting like 20/100, and we needed a 55 to pass this course. Thanks to this guy, some of the students were even losing their scholarships that they earned through hardship and effort, scholarships they fucking needed to pay their scholar debts.
6Schroeder-Headz
Synesthesia


I was the exception, though: thanks to the fact that I'm a fucking nerd, I love physics, and I had more free time than the average student (I took one course less than the rest), I had the possibility to read the books that are recommended for the course -- both of Beer's books on mechanics of materials. All. Fucking. 1,400. Pages. I aced this course, I got a fucking 98 on a test where the average was a 37 (and some students were taking this course for the second time).
7Odious
Mirror of Vibrations


Cue the end of the semester, and everyone needs a fucking miracle to pass. The gentleman is 100% unforgiving, and since the books are so disorganized in their approach, nobody didn't know even where to start studying. Nobody knew fucking anything, so I decided to write a document with all of the contents of the course on word (pretty images and all), and I solved some typical mechanics problems step by step so they can see the contents in action (something we should have seen IN CLASS).
8Stiu Nu Stiu
Ultra Silvam


And now on the last two days before the test, I am BOMBARDED with questions left and right. I am on fucking winter vacation (since I'm exempt from all finals this semester), and I cannot enjoy them because THIS PIECE OF SHIT TEACHER didn't do HIS FUCKING JOB. Nothing against the dude, but fuck it, it's his fucking fault that lord-knows-how-fucking-many students were about to lose their scholarships, I couldn't let that happen. They're my fucking friends, they're the people that I coexist with every day of the week, about to lose their scholarships for some 8,000 years old bullshit demon from hell.
9Jambinai
Différance


So here I am, after two days without sleeping, powered through the sheer force of anger alone (aided with some coffee), teaching every fucking student every single content of the course purely out of spite. I want to vomit (in fact I already did), my head is pounding, everything is spinning around me, and I want to die. This shit is historic; we're all fucking determined to beat the shit out of the final test so we can proudly claim, we defeated the devil teacher who came to curse us with sheer bullshit. I'm gonna' beat the shit out of anyone who dares to fucking fail this course tomorrow.
10The Gathering
Black Light District


UPDATE: Only three guys failed the course, and two of them didn't even go take the final test. The other one needed too high a score and couldn't reach it :-(
11Flower Face
Funeral Kid


Everyone got high scores on the finals, and originally 5 guys failed the course but two of them were on the verge of approving (54.3, when you need a 55 to pass), so we sent an email with several students asking for an especial exception, and the teacher accepted the proposal: he gave them two problems each, that they needed to solve before midnight. And so we did, we solved them all together and they both passed the course.
12Universe217
Never


The problems were hellish, and one of them even had some data wrong so we were kinda worried we might not be able to do them before midnight but nah son we ain't about that. It took me several notebook pages and a few Paint.NET diagrams but we did them, and so we finally passed mechanics of materials and have since moved on with our lives :^)
13Isaac Shepard
Deep Joy


P.D.: I didn't whoop anyone's asses. Just told them good luck next time, and if they fail again, NOW I'm gonna' whoop their ass ;^)
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