ncguitar
08.29.15 | I can move my ears |
someguest
08.29.15 | I can go a very long time without coming
to the aid of a dying person |
CaimanJesus
08.29.15 | I can almost suck my own dick |
Supercoolguy64
08.29.15 | i once stubbed my toe and i only cried for 5 minutes
try and beat that nerds |
Relinquished
08.29.15 | I can fight in different martial arts styles |
pedro70512
08.29.15 | "I can almost suck my own dick"
almost a super power isn't a super power |
wtferrothorn
08.29.15 | I've been told I look really good in plaid shirts.
So that's pretty sick |
theBoneyKing
08.29.15 | Invisibility
Duh |
someguest
08.29.15 | Believe me Boney, we never even saw you here. |
Sevengill
08.29.15 | I make guys question their sexuality? |
MMX
08.29.15 | I can Ooh-wah-ah-ah-ah, without sounding like a complete moron
It's like 32% moron 68% Why are you doing that |
Angelboros
08.29.15 | I have what is quite possibly one of the greatest superpowers: staring blankly into space. Nobody can master the ability like me, it seems. |
MMX
08.29.15 | Angelboros You need improve since you were able to clearly see what is in front of you and respond here |
Angelboros
08.29.15 | O rly? |
someguest
08.29.15 | "I make guys question their sexuality"
ok |
Sevengill
08.29.15 | @someguest come to think of it, never mind. |
someguest
08.29.15 | genitell me |
Sevengill
08.29.15 | I don't have the ego to stand by a comment like that. |
someguest
08.29.15 | Good. Shed that ego. |
zaruyache
08.29.15 | they're not snide so much as they bafflingly contradictory to the general consensus. |
MuhNamesTyler
08.29.15 | Self loathing, depression, etc.. |
ncguitar
08.29.15 | I can type this while scratching my dink |
CaimanJesus
08.29.15 | Pedro don't crush my dreams |
Avagantamos
08.29.15 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/53682/An-Arrow-To-The-Knee-Getting-Over-Thunderdome/ |
Calc
08.29.15 | I can change a light bulb without any help |
Asdfp277
08.29.15 | I can poop vigorously. I can clog toilets no problem. I shit so much people fear me. |
brainmelter
08.29.15 | I make guys question their sexuality[2]
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Royl123
08.29.15 | I can tell when people are lying to me |
Asdfp277
08.29.15 | I make girls question their sexuality
http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070927155259/inciclopedia/images/6/64/Tio3_mezclatio1tio2.jpg |
Tyler.
08.29.15 | Mine is dying |
Rowan5215
08.29.15 | I can listen to more pink floyd than you can listen to pink floyd |
Ignimbrite
08.29.15 | i have the power to receive 3x15mg/day adderall presriptions for $15 per mothn |
PlatonicMushroom
08.29.15 | Im able to do nothing/uninteresting things for astonishing amounts of time without getting bored. Probably explains the ambient in my pie chart.
Also I'm invisible when no-one watches. |
Asdfp277
08.29.15 | --EDITED Because of possible rudeness-- |
PlatonicMushroom
08.29.15 | Lol nah it's goes beyond that. Like last week i lay in bed for over 24 hours without bothering to get up. Not accomplishable by everyone. |
PlatonicMushroom
08.29.15 | Probably autism+depression |
Asdfp277
08.29.15 | Ok don't be insulted by this but seek medical help, if you feel down you might need to talk to somebody about it |
PlatonicMushroom
08.29.15 | >seek medical help
People keep saying this |
Asdfp277
08.29.15 | Well maybe it's for a reason
but i guess you know more about your situation than i do, so just do what you think is better for you; but remember that therapy is always an option, and there's nothing wrong with it! >:] |
trvvve
08.29.15 | i can talk about chemistry for 5 hours and you won't understand anything |
trvvve
08.29.15 | "i have the power to receive 3x15mg/day adderall presriptions for $15 per mothn"
i have the power to make some myself whenever i want to
|
Alastor
08.29.15 | I can stop eating for days and not get hungry. Quite useful sometimes. |
chemicalmarriage
08.29.15 | I evade death on a daily basis
But when we meet Ima spit in its face |
Valkyrion
08.29.15 | i can fall underwater |
flalafell
08.29.15 | i can balance spreadsheets and reconcile accounts on a daily basis |
chemicalmarriage
08.29.15 | I can spit on your spreadsheets after you reconcile your accounts on an as need basis |
Sevengill
08.29.15 | I'm Batman. |
MyNameIsPencil
08.29.15 | Being an unbearable faggot |
Asdfp277
08.29.15 | I can get good grades without studying at all |
BallsToTheWall
08.29.15 | Dazzling with brilliance and baffling with bullshit. |
Relinquished
08.29.15 | lol chemical |
rockandmetaljunkie
08.29.15 | i can bent spoons with my hands |
Sevengill
08.29.15 | there is no spoon |
Flugmorph
08.29.15 | i can fill my freetime with all sorts of useless activities |
treeqt.
08.29.15 | having decent taste evidently counts as a superpower |
ArsMoriendi
08.29.15 | I can control all water within a 12 mile radius |
RogueNine
08.29.15 | I don't just forecast the weather, I command it. |
brainmelter
08.31.15 | yes where is this rain
i've been rain dancing and still nothin |
