BallsToTheWall: Rate Your Last Ex

BallsToTheWall 07.07.15	M/
Snake. 07.07.15	--/10
BallsToTheWall 07.07.15	She was technically a 4/10 but I love being dramatic.
WatchItExplode 07.07.15	2/10 - one of those girls that did everything she could to be endearing until she got her hooks in me then out comes the crazy
JWT155 07.07.15	6/10 Sexy, smart, unfortunately a med school student and our relationship turned into 95% me putting work into it and 5% her.
guitarded_chuck 07.07.15	she was as horny as me which was nice but yeah that was about it, not worth the headache
BallsToTheWall 07.07.15	My ex's biggest problem was that she was cheap as fuck. She had no problem with me spending money but if I asked her to contribute she'd get pissy.
romulanrancor 07.07.15	"--/10" lol is that code for "ive never had a girlfriend"
JWT155 07.07.15	My ex would split stuff with me, but her tastes were expensive as fuck. Didn't help that her mother was a fashion designer in Manhattan and I had to compete with their tastes. Should have known better from the start.
BallsToTheWall 07.07.15	@decay One more post and you have yourself a hat trick young feller.
Snake. 07.07.15	"lol is that code for "ive never had a girlfriend"" bingo
Gameofmetal 07.07.15	last one 3/10, nice as hell and decently cute but decided I didn't really even like her in a romantic way that much other one 6/10 fucking sex on wheels but kinda a shitty person
mindleviticus 07.07.15	9/10 art student but damn cant say redheads arent hot as shit
Gameofmetal 07.07.15	cat 1 10/10 fluffy as fuck, cute as fuck, cuddles with me all the time, does cute things often cat 2 8/10 cute as fuck, doesn't like me as much as cat 1, not fluffy but still soft and nice cat 3 a fucking beggar who has lived with me for my whole life but doesnt like human contact yet still sticks around cuz we feed her
Inferis 07.07.15	8/10
Gameofmetal 07.07.15	better than any girl tbh
BallsToTheWall 07.07.15	"cat 1 10/10 fluffy as fuck, cute as fuck, cuddles with me all the time, does cute things often" This sums up the 30lb cat I have now.
Deathconscious 07.07.15	8/10. she dumped me. cunt. nah, she was cool.
Relinquished 07.07.15	I had hookups abound but not ex's in a long time
SomeSayShesNaive 07.07.15	9/10 we had basically everything in common, perfect body for me, strikingly intelligent, beautiful. The 1 point off is because she took life way to seriously and her sadness was often contagious.
Trebor. 07.07.15	don't give a fuck cuz my present girl is 10/10
TalonsOfFire 07.07.15	don't give a fuck cuz my present girl is 10/10 [2]
DoofusWainwright 07.07.15	All went to pot when she kept getting drunk and referring to my mother as a cunt
Deathconscious 07.07.15	@trebor until you break up, then she'll be a 2/10. amiright?
qiblas 07.07.15	5/10 smart, laughed at my shitty jokes, banged like a pornstar... Couldn't stop staring at her phone while at bars, restaurants, concerts. Kept referring to all her ex's
sonictheplumber 07.07.15	chill
DoofusWainwright 07.07.15	Decaying - just a personality clash that then got voiced more loudly as the wheels started coming off the relationship anyway
wayfaringstranger 07.07.15	3/10, not the hottest, good personality that ended up being a bit crazy in the end
Gameofmetal 07.07.15	damn i wish i had a girl that talked that way about my mom
hal1ax 07.07.15	6/10 sexy and smart but kind of a cold med student robot
BandNewbac 07.07.15	ive never had an Ex lmfao
Ocean of Noise 07.07.15	don't give a fuck cuz my present girl is 10/10 [3]
BandNewbac 07.07.15	yep
dbizzles 07.07.15	8/10, gorgeous, a little chubby (but, I'm into that), perfect tits, great in the sack, awesome family, got along well with all of my family, learned to enjoy good music after a while, liked football and MMA, wasn't the brightest girl, so.... I guess that more like a 9/10. Fucked me over hard in the end, though. Like, I should've written a Drake album or something afterward. It has been about 3 years, I've had a new gf for about 2 years.
JWT155 07.07.15	Those 10/10 ratings won't last for long kiddies.
JWT155 07.07.15	I've known plenty of women who are curvy and smoking hot, plus everyone knows fat chicks give the best head.
dbizzles 07.07.15	She had good curves and a bit of a stomach, her face as beautiful, nice hair. She was gorgeous by my standards anyway.
oisincoleman64 07.07.15	1/10 fucking psycho bitch
BandNewbac 07.07.15	sad sad sad
Flugmorph 07.07.15	This makes me sad
BandNewbac 07.07.15	aha
dbizzles 07.07.15	Yeah, this sucks haha I shouldn't have opened this thread. I loved the fuck out of that girl. Kinda bums me out.
Flugmorph 07.07.15	thats not the problem that I have exactly
BandNewbac 07.07.15	@dbizzles man that really hurts to read. i couldn't even imagine what that must feel like. hope you feel better sooner rather than later.
dbizzles 07.07.15	It's all good, man. I have a steady girlfriend now that is pretty great and loves the hell out of me. Just still can't shake the one that got away for better or worse.
JWT155 07.07.15	Eh, the older I get the more I've realized that no matter how infatuated you are with a girl, if she doesn't feel the same about me the attraction literally dies. People change, if you feel like you're a catch then it's their mistake, and if you don't feel like you're a catch then start working out, go out and meet people and become a better person.
BallsToTheWall 07.07.15	That is a compelling story dbizzles. My hand is 10/10 but I'm willing to compromise my handmanship for a spinner.
ShadowRemains 07.07.15	7/10 pros: attractive, pretty good in the sack, fairly outgoing, liked to get out and do things almost every night cons: didn't know how to deal with her problems, couldn't make decisions very easily, too clingy at times, family was a pain in the rear end, slightly bi-polar
Funeralopolis 07.07.15	tfw no ex gf
BallsToTheWall 07.07.15	My ex hated her family and hated my family even more. That was bizarre. I can relate there shadow.
ShadowRemains 07.07.15	we broke up amicably so that was a plus, she had to go away to do university-related work so it probably wasn't going to work
dbizzles 07.07.15	Oh, yeah - hand + internet = 10/10
BandNewbac 07.07.15	porn is disgusting
BallsToTheWall 07.07.15	Need to go to a porn convention to meet my heroes at some point.
JWT155 07.07.15	No Balls, you go to the bars NEAR the convention and swoop a pornstar off her feet when she thinks it was just a chance meeting.
YakNips 07.07.15	10/10
ShadowRemains 07.07.15	lol @ decaying btw, dude has never seen someone else's nipples in his life (except his parents perhaps)
BandNewbac 07.07.15	honestly i have never understood why you'd want to watch two people do something that is meant for only two people to perform. it makes me feel kinda ill, but hey thats just me
ShadowRemains 07.07.15	"No Balls, you go to the bars NEAR the convention and swoop a pornstar off her feet when she thinks it was just a chance meeting." he had a chance to do that with sasha grey
BallsToTheWall 07.07.15	It's a great boredom killing activity. Drunk and starstruck shadow, I mean when do you have the opportunity to talk to Sasha Grey about Agalloch? That was too surreal to capitalize on.
JWT155 07.07.15	"he had a chance to do that with sasha grey" Damn.
Ocean of Noise 07.07.15	lol @ decaying [2] I'm not gonna be that guy who's like "curvy girls are better" cause that's fucking stupid but beauty and curves are hardly even related imo
Ocean of Noise 07.07.15	and agreed BandNewbac, porn is gross
Flugmorph 07.07.15	the 'friendzone' got me evry time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p37_Ux1G_BI
twlight 07.07.15	6/10. Amazing set of tits, loved to fuck, funny, obsessed with me (pro and con). Ended up being psycho, delusional, immature
BallsToTheWall 07.07.15	Priceless video flug.
JS19 07.07.15	4/10, insanely hot and nerdy in a cool way but basically stopped caring and dragged it out so it sucked for way longer than it needed to
Flugmorph 07.07.15	at least i made YOU happy :D
BallsToTheWall 07.07.15	but basically stopped caring and dragged it out so it sucked for way longer than it needed to (2) This. It's amazing how less shitty it would have been to have pulled the plug sooner.
Flugmorph 07.07.15	^ who wants to abandon that last bit of hope, that maybe it will get better. i always imagine it would be the last straw to take a trip with her and experience something special together to get a new bond. if she doesn't want that just cut the bond, lol
JWT155 07.07.15	"i always imagine it would be the last straw to take a trip with her and experience something special together to get a new bond" Yea that's a terrible idea.
Flugmorph 07.07.15	yeah idk, i have no experience with relationships
cvlts 07.07.15	7/10 pros: good looks, good music taste cons: political (like literally moved to DC) #IDFWU
Flugmorph 07.07.15	smack her right in the pussy
onehugespork 07.08.15	6/10, very attractive and intelligent, baked stuff for me in lingerie. Couldn't make up her mind about what she wanted in life and became sort of controlling and manipulative. Haven't heard everything on this list; looks like I have some new shit to check out.
Nocturnalize 07.08.15	1.5/10 didn't know bad sex existed till I boned her. Couldn't have 1 conversation without bringing up an ex. Always talked about having a threesome with another ho but she would always bitch out. Decently good looking but nothing special and she didn't deep throat and then dumped for a stupid reason. I hate that bitch so much
Nocturnalize 07.08.15	And she would go through my phone and shit fucking insecure cunt
Kman418 07.08.15	a while ago when i used to take daily naps i would cuddle with this extra pillow i had in my room and would pretend it was whatever guy i happened to be mentally crying over at the time ive since moved on but i'd probably rate that pillow an 8/10 it was very comforting tbh
BallsToTheWall 07.08.15	"baked stuff for me in lingerie." That's a win. "And she would go through my phone" That isn't.
YakNips 07.08.15	i was serious about the 10/10 btw
treeqt. 07.08.15	it's been so long i barely even remember
treeqt. 07.08.15	yeah that's a lie
Relinquished 07.08.15	obviously
BallsToTheWall 07.08.15	I'm more upset that one of the parakeets we bought flew away. #neverforget #sirius #birdvalhalla
Relinquished 07.08.15	that always sucks but then again that's nature's way of telling everything to move on
BallsToTheWall 07.08.15	I obviously agree but I hate to since....parakeets. Once my cat passes I'll get another. Best pets.
Relinquished 07.08.15	I have no preference as long as they know who's the boss of their domain
DirEnRefused 07.08.15	last ex was when i was like 19 and didn't know what the fuck i was doing and neither did she, before we both got our shit together and started working and going to uni. so the relationship was like a 2/10 because we were both miserable but it's weird because she was a cool person, the whole thing shoulda just never happened.
BallsToTheWall 07.08.15	That basically sounds like my last experience + 7 and 14 years older and - the uni.
zaruyache 07.08.15	9/10 one of those sort of mutual "yeah this seemed like a good idea but we probably should've been best friends instead" kinda breakups. Like just a few degrees away from working out. I can't complain because it was a good time; the fireworks just weren't there and that's the most aggravating part because everything else was fine.
EyesWideShut 07.08.15	lowkey wish i could say i have an ex instead of hook ups/one nighters.. shit can get p sad these days.
EyesWideShut 07.08.15	"Decently good looking but nothing special and she didn't deep throat" hahah probably only had 2 girls that knew how to deepthroat right.. that's when you know you got a keeper.
melnadaiid 07.08.15	6/10 pros: was babe cons: major daddy issues that's a con to you????
BallsToTheWall 07.08.15	@eyeswideshut Turn up the Worship and get turnt my son.
BlueSwan 07.08.15	Aweeee thanks yak :$
bach 07.08.15	10/10 no matter how many "flaws" she possessed or the things she did to piss me off i always saw past it and loved her no matter what. but she didn't do the same for me so i guess for that sole reason i'll reduce the number to 8
MO 07.08.15	6/10 pros: very smart girl and we had pretty solid chemistry. did Equestrian so she was built to ride cock. cons: too much of a good goody. went to a private school and pretty much had the mentality that if I wasn't trying to save the fucking world I wasn't doing enough. got a bit annoying after a while
someguest 07.08.15	7/10 good: cray bad: cray
MeatSalad 07.08.15	2/10 fat cunt shit
someguest 07.08.15	mom
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.08.15	lets encourage the stupid easily influenced teenagers on this site to objectify women more good idea
someguest 07.08.15	women don't do the same for men
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.08.15	"white people have problems too"
Spec 07.08.15	The last was probably a 5/10, still much better than the ones before her but too many drugs.
Flugmorph 07.08.15	Kids, dont do drugs. Just dem spliffs
ShadowRemains 07.08.15	potsy it's wylie, pretty sure he didn't create this thread with that goal in mind relax
ShadowRemains 07.08.15	and you're defending decayingmajesty's dumbfuckery, think about that for a minute
Aftertheascension 07.08.15	5/10 Really sweet and loving, but super emotionally unstable. ""white people have problems too"" Can you fucking stop.
Snake. 07.08.15	ascension you do realize you're quoting a quote bud
ShadowRemains 07.08.15	"Can you fucking stop." i don't need a parrot, shut up
Flugmorph 07.08.15	KRIEG
TheSupernatural 07.08.15	She would have been an 8/10 fwb and was a 2/10 when it came to everything outside of sex, so... 5/10? Meh Current girlfriend is 10/10 so idgaf
Flugmorph 07.08.15	Current gf is 0/0 so idgaf
BallsToTheWall 07.08.15	I don't give a shit Shadow. If he wants to be the ornery grandpa sputnik mall cop then let him. I'm not complaining. #sputnikmeltingpotofpersonalities
Frippertronics 07.08.15	why
Cygnatti 07.08.15	idk this list has to be really really bad to be worse than decay's lists
Frippertronics 07.08.15	http://goo.gl/pFrlwB
Cygnatti 07.08.15	"music is an okay artistic medium tbh would 2.5/5 hard"
someguest 07.09.15	"still much better than the ones before her" lmao spec
alienobserver 07.09.15	4/10 cons: bland teenage highschooler, represents all negative high school girl cliches, generic taste in music, let her friends do all the talking for her, fake. pros: hot, really nice bod, pretty eyes, kinky.
flalafell 07.09.15	1/10 can't really say much nice things about her, was good in bed that's about it
someguest 07.09.15	"1/10" what was she, a dude?
flalafell 07.09.15	i did feel like the woman in that relationship lol
BallsToTheWall 07.09.15	DecayingMajesty is poser sputnik. He doesn't even know of my earlier 600+ comment lists from back in the day.
Spec 07.09.15	That came out grumpier than I intended.
beefshoes 07.09.15	My last official relationship was like a 5/5 when it was good, and like a 1.5/5 the rest of the time because of stupid college bullshit and me being too naive and immature at the time. My last unofficial one was fucking perfect though, holy fuck.
climactic 07.09.15	isnt the /10 system supposed to be strictly for looks? anyway my current gf is my first "real" gf cause i wouldnt rly include stupid high school bs so i cant contribute
Spec 07.09.15	High school relationships really bring out the worst in everyone.
Snake. 07.09.15	i've never had one so i guess i'm my own worst enemy lol
Gameofmetal 07.09.15	you didn't date in high school?
onehugespork 07.09.15	I didn't date in high school. And you wouldn't either, if you went to high school where I did
someguest 07.09.15	Your loss. It was actually a perk to have half the girls in your graduating class lose all their teeth.
Spec 07.09.15	Lol
Sevengill 07.09.15	10/10 until she decided she wasn't going to date me if I transitioned MtF.
Spec 07.09.15	sounds like a real ZERO to me
someguest 07.09.15	monday to friday? wow, you wanted your weekends free. big deal. she should have been more flexible. you're better off without her.
alienobserver 07.09.15	"High school relationships really bring out the worst in everyone." amen
beefshoes 07.09.15	I like milfs.
BallsToTheWall 07.09.15	Lol taking my post serious DecayingMajesty.
zaruyache 07.09.15	decay y u troll our airing of grievances
CK 07.09.15	wtf this list needs breakup albums
BallsToTheWall 07.09.15	Manowar-Kings of Metal
zaruyache 07.09.15	i don't know if that's supposed to be a gay joke or
BallsToTheWall 07.09.15	This, that. Glory, sadness, inspiration, a loving tender shoulder touch from a leathery but delicate hand in audio form, etc.
rufinthefury 07.27.15	10/10 all the way until the end and she remains a 10/10 who just isn't mine anymore.
LepreCon 07.27.15	Face: 8 Body: 9 Personality: Dogshit 6/10