Intothepit: Who Can Kick My Ass?

Intothepit 06.03.15	Any others?
Flugmorph 06.03.15	I can
DamnVanne 06.03.15	Greg lake keeps sand in his pockets so don't even try
BMDrummer 06.03.15	nate newton
Intothepit 06.03.15	The cocaine addicted former offensive lineman for the Dallas Cowboys, or the bassist from Converge? Actually, doesn't matter.
CK 06.03.15	I probably could
Intothepit 06.03.15	Bring it on, tough guy.
Intothepit 06.03.15	I've got a bad disposition and a horrible case of the fuck its due to 30+ years of cold medicine abuse.
LoLifant 06.03.15	ur mom
Flugmorph 06.03.15	drunken list of the day Award goes to this btw
ArsMoriendi 06.03.15	Probably every member of L7. If any women look like they can beat the shit out of someone, it's them.
Intothepit 06.03.15	Completely sober actually, which means if I lose to you I have no excuse; therefore, you will be buried under a barrage of right and left open palm slaps to the groin
Flugmorph 06.03.15	I dont think so
BallsToTheWall 06.03.15	Doyle really fucked up that dude that came on stage. Dirty style. Singer of Harm's Way could probably do damage.
Flugmorph 06.03.15	I established a new Award. now u know that, k know that, we all know what will come for us
Intothepit 06.03.15	Your dick will look like a pale pancake when I'm done with it.
Flugmorph 06.03.15	U wont get to my dick
BallsToTheWall 06.03.15	Famine from Peste Noire as well.
ciregno 06.03.15	Adam Lambert bro.
Intothepit 06.03.15	"U wont get to my dick" Oh but I will.
Flugmorph 06.03.15	Gummimauer
Snake. 06.03.15	flug can easily get beat up by anybody itt
Flugmorph 06.03.15	argument invalid. Just try boy. Good night folks
Royl123 06.03.15	Thom yorke can kick your ass...
someguest 06.03.15	Come kick my ass, pit. You know you need the $$$. I'll pay you good.
MyNameIsPencil 06.03.15	Fred Durst cause u silly
ArsMoriendi 06.03.15	"Come kick my ass, pit. You know you need the $$$. I'll pay you good." Don't do it pit, It's a trap! He's got a concealed weapon! (probably his penis)
Eggvander 06.03.15	Great list, get this featured ! And also add Randy from Lamb of God
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.03.15	id like to see u and wolfe fight tbh
someguest 06.03.15	Ars wishes I extended (oh HO HO) the offer to him.
ArsMoriendi 06.03.15	I don't fuck old people.
someguest 06.03.15	18 to 40 it's all the same buddy.
ArsMoriendi 06.03.15	And now you're creeping me out lol, I'll stick to my current range of 18-22 thank you! I'm flattered that you're interested though lmao
someguest 06.03.15	Ha! Interested my ass. My mind is still too closed to venture beyond the realm of the vag. All I'm saying is don't let someone's age (as long as they're legal) stop you from spending some lovely time together. And I will agree 18-20 still reigns supreme, although I don't know how much longer I can say that without getting disgusting looks.
ArsMoriendi 06.03.15	Well I'm still 19, so I can get away with it pretty well lol I don't wander into the realm of vag myself heh. Still honestly older guys (especially once they're in their 30s) who go after young guys like me kind of creep me out. So wait, how old are you again? Like 38?
someguest 06.03.15	lmao 25
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.03.15	"And I will agree 18-20 still reigns supreme, although I don't know how much longer I can say that without getting disgusting looks." maybe if you are extremely immature yeah
ArsMoriendi 06.03.15	@someguest: Oh, it's kind of weird that you come off as an old fart then. (I mean this in the nicest way possible...if that's possible lol)
someguest 06.03.15	I wasn't talking about attitudes or maturity. I was talking about the main reason people get into relationships. the endless texting ofc
someguest 06.03.15	"@someguest: Oh, it's kind of weird that you come off as an old fart then." Uhh, mentally I've been 40 since the day I was born.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.03.15	seriously you are 3 years older than me and you think 18-20 year olds are the prime real estate thats embarrassing. those are the extremely formulative years in which someones maturity goes from just graduating high school and not knowing how to do anything by themselves (read not being able to ADULT) to sort of kind of a little bit having it figured out not really at all still. like when ur in your mid 20's age difference stops seeming like that big a deal but 18-20 year olds might as be 12 as far as I'm concerned. completely different life styles, its a huge turn off. i like my girls to be self reliant, independent, and have some life experience.
someguest 06.03.15	Hell, that's the only age group around here that doesn't have any kids. The minute you go 21+ there's a 90% chance she fucked up on protection one night.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.03.15	ok
ArsMoriendi 06.03.15	"those are the extremely formulative years in which someones maturity goes from just graduating high school and not knowing how to do anything by themselves (read not being able to ADULT) to sort of kind of a little bit having it figured out not really at all still. like when ur in your mid 20's age difference stops seeming like that big a deal but 18-20 year olds might as be 12 as far as I'm concerned." Damn, but that accurately describes me I guess.
someguest 06.03.15	no, 26 cm is the size of my member
someguest 06.03.15	badminton is the sport for me
ArsMoriendi 06.03.15	"no, 26 cm is the size of my member" That's pretty gross. Dicks that huge are a turn off, you should consider reduction surgery XD
someguest 06.03.15	it's reduced all right some girl sauteed that shit in her grill until daybreak
ArsMoriendi 06.03.15	So your dick being inside of a girl made it smaller? Are you sure you're straight lol?
someguest 06.03.15	Yes. I've only cried like 20 times after relations.
Parallels 06.03.15	list needs more pussy brody dalle andrea zollo
alachlahol 06.03.15	would beat the shit out of you
someguest 06.03.15	"Parallels 06.02.15 [Report this Post] list needs more pussy " mission accomplished
ArsMoriendi 06.03.15	"list needs more pussy" I already said all of L7, isn't that enough? That's like 4, 5 if you count the second bassist.
alachlahol 06.03.15	parallels name refers to multiple dicks lined up side by side like roller grill hot dogs,,, fucked up but true
Parallels 06.03.15	"would beat the shit out of you" ummm yeah probably "mission accomplished" oh u
R6Rider 06.03.15	James Pligge from Harms Way and that one dude from Windir. Not sure if he was a permanent member or not but the dude is massive.
AtomicShane 06.03.15	clay aiken
BlueSwan 06.03.15	Let's fight
BlueSwan 06.03.15	Wits your 3ds shit smash bros right now fahgt
ArsMoriendi 06.03.15	I'd be up for some Smash Bros 3DS right now to be honest lol
DamnVanne 06.03.15	On Monday I flirted with a 55 year old librarian. It was the first time in months I had felt like I was communicating with a mature, like-minded woman. It was really nice actually
Scoot 06.03.15	did you fist yourself after
DamnVanne 06.03.15	you know i'm a veteran and a double amputee you prick
BlueSwan 06.04.15	He fought in the Saharan war
Tunaboy45 06.04.15	Randy Blythe could probably kick your ass but there's always the risk that he'd accidentally kill you
Calc 06.04.15	oli sykes could take you pit.
Intothepit 06.05.15	I'd be too afraid to touch him, due to the rampant unidentified STDs that will ravage his body over the next few years.
TheSpirit 06.05.15	Neige. His voices lulls you to sleep, and then he decapitates you with his limited edition Sting replica from The Battle of Five Armies.
JWT155 06.05.15	Why kickass when you can drink them under the table. That'd be much more fun.