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| Lyrics I Mishear | 1 | | The Black Crowes Shake Your Money Maker
'Hard to Handle'
Lyric: "Hey little thing, let me light your candle cos Mama I'm sure hard to handle, yes I am"
What I Hear: "Hey little thing, let me light your tentacles, Mama I'm sure all the Henna gets around" | 2 | | Nirvana In Utero
'All Apologies'
Lyric: "I'll take all the blame/Aqua seafoam shame"
What I Hear: "I'll take all the blame/I'll concede full shame" | 3 | | Red Hot Chili Peppers Californication
'Scar Tissue'
Lyric: "With the birds I share this lonely view"
What I Hear: "Wippin' bud in the shed, it's alone with you" | 4 | | The Rolling Stones Exile on Main St.
'All Down The Line'
Lyric: "We'll open up the throttle"
What I Hear: "Well, open up and swallow" | 5 | | Arctic Monkeys Whatever People Say I Am, That's What...
'The View From The Afternoon'
Lyric: "Tonight there'll be a ruckus here"
What I Hear: "Tonight there'll be a rocking chair" | 6 | | Pavement Slanted and Enchanted
'No Life SInged Her'
Lyric: "No life has singed her now"
What I Hear: "No life for gingers now" | 7 | | Ramones Ramones
'Today Your Love, Tomorrow The World'
Lyric: "I'm a shock trooper in a stupor"
What I Hear: "I'm a shy stripper in a stupor" | 8 | | Manfred Mann's Earth Band The Roaring Silence
'Blinded By The Light'
Lyric: "Blinded by the light/Revved up like a deuce"
What I Hear: "Blinded by the light/Wrapped up like a douche" | |
Aftertheascension
05.06.15 | Lol | Rsetness9
05.06.15 | 8 is so true | DoofusWainwright
05.06.15 | 6 really really sounds like that | CK
05.06.15 | Meshuggah's Rational Gaze: "I like juice, finish your juice, filtered vitamin substance" | DoofusWainwright
05.06.15 | Radiohead - creep 'I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo' = 'I'm a creep, I'm a widow'
Sepultura - cut throat 'turn your part into a farce' = 'tear apart and do a fart'
Smashing Pumpkins - everlasting gaze 'we all want to hold in the everlasting gaze' = 'we all want to hold in our everlasting gays' | DrGonzo1937
05.06.15 | We all do it. | bnelso55
05.06.15 | Disturbed - Fear
"Fear something again!"
"He saw me naked!" HUH HUH HUH | zaruyache
05.06.15 | Metallica - Fuel
i refuse to hear the beginning as anything less than "gimme foo gimme fah gimme daba jaba zye Ooh!" | DrGonzo1937
05.06.15 | ^ [2] | dixoncocks
05.06.15 | The Crimson Armada - The Architect
At 2:40 I was convinced he was saying "cock slapped to pieces" but he just says constructed pieces :(
The Contortionist - Primal Directive
I'm still pretty positive he belts out "Forrest Whitaker" at around the 0:41 mark
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