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Lyrics I Mishear
1The Black Crowes
Shake Your Money Maker


'Hard to Handle'
Lyric: "Hey little thing, let me light your candle cos Mama I'm sure hard to handle, yes I am"
What I Hear: "Hey little thing, let me light your tentacles, Mama I'm sure all the Henna gets around"
2Nirvana
In Utero


'All Apologies'
Lyric: "I'll take all the blame/Aqua seafoam shame"
What I Hear: "I'll take all the blame/I'll concede full shame"
3Red Hot Chili Peppers
Californication


'Scar Tissue'
Lyric: "With the birds I share this lonely view"
What I Hear: "Wippin' bud in the shed, it's alone with you"
4The Rolling Stones
Exile on Main St.


'All Down The Line'
Lyric: "We'll open up the throttle"
What I Hear: "Well, open up and swallow"
5Arctic Monkeys
Whatever People Say I Am, That's What...


'The View From The Afternoon'
Lyric: "Tonight there'll be a ruckus here"
What I Hear: "Tonight there'll be a rocking chair"
6Pavement
Slanted and Enchanted


'No Life SInged Her'
Lyric: "No life has singed her now"
What I Hear: "No life for gingers now"
7Ramones
Ramones


'Today Your Love, Tomorrow The World'
Lyric: "I'm a shock trooper in a stupor"
What I Hear: "I'm a shy stripper in a stupor"
8Manfred Mann's Earth Band
The Roaring Silence


'Blinded By The Light'
Lyric: "Blinded by the light/Revved up like a deuce"
What I Hear: "Blinded by the light/Wrapped up like a douche"
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