unclereich: 2014 Sputnik Award Winners

tempest-- 01.08.15	rigged
SharkTooth 01.08.15	great list
Spec 01.08.15	Didn't know this happened.
alachlahol 01.08.15	how does sowing get best staff nowadays did everyone here lose their dicks
SharkTooth 01.08.15	because not enough people have read Insomniac's reviews
Jots 01.08.15	turn up
Jots 01.08.15	"how does sowing get best staff nowadays" because roberstona hasn't reviewed in a coon's age
alachlahol 01.08.15	yeah except im not a troll im a fuckin rocker
deathschool 01.08.15	rigged [2]
Ryus 01.08.15	3 and 6 hard < 3
BMDrummer 01.08.15	shit
alachlahol 01.08.15	worst list of 2014 - this one
Sowing 01.08.15	Sweet, I'd like to thank Alachlahol for being my biggest fan and giving me the support needed to win this award
ChoccyPhilly 01.08.15	s'alright
tempest-- 01.08.15	fourthreich award for fourthest reich is awarded to fourthreich congrats dude!! :D
deathschool 01.08.15	deathschool you got 5 votes for biggest bitch The honor is too much to handle tbh
ExcentrifugalForz 01.08.15	i though mvp would be a tie with everybody voting for themselves
SharkTooth 01.08.15	now we here on Sputnik are perfectly reasonable people *totally
ffs 01.08.15	Not one single Award ... This is chastising. THis year I will hone my posts to be what they are destined to be : the Gayest and Most Retarded shit. 2015 is My Year.
Greyvy 01.08.15	wtf is this nerd shit
ArsMoriendi 01.08.15	I'm not even mad. Johnny won best user reviewer so I'm happy.
SharkTooth 01.08.15	should've been Hong imo
TalonsOfFire 01.08.15	4 and 10 aren't bad users, surprised they got voted worst in their categories, pretty much agreed with the rest
ADanceReturns 01.08.15	Dev is the worst everything
Sowing 01.08.15	Dev is pretty cool actually, unless you're being an insufferable asshat in which case he just returns the favor
Slut 01.08.15	Excuse me
Gyromania 01.08.15	8 - "a lot" haha
SharkTooth 01.08.15	ADanceReturns best new user 2015
ArsMoriendi 01.08.15	"ADanceReturns best new user 2015" He's just DanceDrewDance.
danielito19 01.08.15	alachlahol is one of the best users on this godforsaken site tbh
danielito19 01.08.15	FUCK ffs posted in this thread too godfathers of sputnik, them two
ADanceReturns 01.08.15	No I never be asshat , he said says "oh your can't spell dumb blah blah blah" and like I'm like Kay you want me to freak out ..
ADanceReturns 01.08.15	Ars im the best user in years you tell me a better?
deathschool 01.08.15	I believe in you, Returning Dance..... I believe in you
ADanceReturns 01.08.15	SHUT UP SHUT UP, SHUT UP ILL FUCK YOU UP!!!!!!!!!
danielito19 01.08.15	are you on meth
deathschool 01.08.15	Spoooooky
Killerhit 01.08.15	this thread though
ADanceReturns 01.08.15	Spooky stop making me look like your alt I have my own feelings like it's all funny until someone kills themselves because everyone thinks they are an alt like I can't even
ADanceReturns 01.08.15	Like I still like you... Just like ...
deathschool 01.08.15	Yeah, Jac is best contrib, but like... Obvious as fuck y'know. So, the moral is keep your hat tbh. Just keep your fucking hat
Snake. 01.08.15	why am i not best hair wtf
Insurrection 01.08.15	3 6 and 12 are good picks. kinda wish there were more categories tho like in the old days. i mean this is like the first year KILL didnt win best troll or best review or some shit
Deviant. 01.08.15	"Dev is the worst everything " Boy I can build tree houses like no other
bach 01.08.15	called 13 told all yall fools
Artuma 01.08.15	what the fuck
ShadowRemains 01.08.15	"Boy I can build tree houses like no other" cracked up
Sniff 01.08.15	MVP should win a staff spot tbh.
Artuma 01.08.15	i should be staff agreed
JamieTwort 01.08.15	MVP is the award no one wants to win. "user that best represents us all"
Artuma 01.08.15	you're just jealous :]
JamieTwort 01.08.15	Not at all. I will say though you are a decent user and therefore don't best represent the majority. You are undeserving and I mean that as a compliment :]
JS19 01.08.15	I'm so sorry Art, should have been Treb
Artuma 01.08.15	aww :] (you're still being a little jealous admit it)
JS19 01.08.15	Guyz I'm not comfortable being in the middle of this
Sniff 01.08.15	ART FOR STAFF ART FOR STAFF ART FOR STAFF ART FOR STAFF ART FOR STAFF ART FOR STAFF ART FOR STAFF ART FOR STAFF ART FOR STAFF ART FOR STAFF
Artuma 01.08.15	it's ok js you're cool
KrazyKris 01.08.15	A lot of work to do 2015 to get the worst user award. I should start right now
JS19 01.08.15	Art can be the first staff member with only 7 reviews just cos everyone likes him
Artuma 01.08.15	you forgot acad
Snake. 01.08.15	still expecting a comment by futures to come
Nocturnalize 01.08.15	How the fuck did Futures win worst user, sure he's an asshole but he's the loveable kind of asshole
Artuma 01.08.15	inb4 Futures 01.08.15 [Report this Post] no
betray 01.08.15	artuma u the real mvp?!
Artuma 01.08.15	with 6 votes yeah
ADanceReturns 01.08.15	Dev is the best everything
JokineAugustus 01.08.15	I laugh ever time futures gets butthurt or makes someone else butthurt
climactic 01.09.15	good work
bach 01.09.15	check dat new smiths guys
lre 01.09.15	you know the site has gone downhill when "MVP- artuma, 6 votes yak, 5 votes johnny, 5 votes" wow. (no offence johnny u coo)
lre 01.09.15	ur wife and ur daughter dont count
lre 01.09.15	im potsy tho
Artuma 01.09.15	sorry guys it's not 2007 anymore
Necrotica 01.09.15	Sup
JamieTwort 01.09.15	Hello
Necrotica 01.09.15	"WORST STAFF- fiveleavesleft, a lot" This last semester of college has been a huge learning process for me and I feel like I've matured a lot from it. I'm not sure if I'm ready for staff again yet, but if I come back to the tag, I hope you guys can accept me back again. I'm in a new phase of my life, not just online but offline too =]
JamieTwort 01.09.15	I kinda doubt you'll ever be staff again tbh.
Necrotica 01.09.15	That's definitely been on my mind for sure. It's tough to say... I'm just playing it by ear these days and seeing what happens. I don't want to give up hope but I understand if my chances are used up
Relinquished 01.09.15	is that who you were before?
Trebor. 01.09.15	sweet
JokineAugustus 01.09.15	No KILL no list
TomTomTomato 01.11.15	there must be a mistake, i don't see my name under any awards??
Phlegm 01.11.15	Sowing lame as fck
YakNips 01.11.15	loving the mix of trendy and outdated users itt
lre 01.11.15	hating that sput has come to the point that there are so many awful users that yaknips got 5 votes for mvp lmao jesus wow
YakNips 01.11.15	dont worry jac you're timeless
Phlegm 01.11.15	i'll take trendy
YakNips 01.11.15	ire have we had a conversation like ever i thought you were dead
Phlegm 01.11.15	wait who the fuck is Artuma lmao
YakNips 01.11.15	actually no one in this thread is relevant because fucking sputnik isn't relevant
Phlegm 01.11.15	stop using capital i's 6 u wog
lre 01.11.15	yeah i watched you threaten a 15 year old girl that you'd swallow a bunch of pills and OD if she didn't feel sorry for you and show you her boobs on sputnik tiny chat
TomTomTomato 01.11.15	i don't think that would be a conversation with him
YakNips 01.11.15	LMAO
TomTomTomato 01.11.15	tfw i will never have a prehensile penis
lre 01.11.15	no it wasnt a conversation, it was just an extremely screwed up moment in which a shitty kid used suicide as a threat to manipulate an underage girl into sexual acts. he also pulled a knife at a couple points. and no, im not kidding about any of this. i cant imagine the psychotic shit this will lead to in adulthood for you yak.
lre 01.11.15	depressing day for sputnik tiny chat that was.
lre 01.11.15	@six it was ruby dude
lre 01.11.15	moral of this story, dont do fucked up shit on the internet
lre 01.11.15	because potsy will see it happen and tell everyone
Phlegm 01.11.15	oh
lre 01.11.15	in his defence this was like half a year ago so here's to growing and not doing stuff like this
YakNips 01.11.15	wait what happened
YakNips 01.11.15	oh i did not do that
lre 01.11.15	u swallowed a bunch of pills and waved a knife around threatening suicide to an underage girl trying to black mail her into showing you her boobs on tiny chat camera and simultaneously through e-mail and yes, yes you did
TomTomTomato 01.11.15	i mean ur gonna need some kind of evidence for this to be even a little believable tbh
YakNips 01.11.15	i did not swallow pills and i did not wave around a knife i wasnt even on cam when that tinychat happened i also did not threaten suicide there was also no black mail this is not at all relevant to this thread but the event you are referring to, you remember completely backwards
lre 01.11.15	i didnt screen shot any of it unfortunately like i said it was like 6 months ago or something probably longer but you can feel free to not believe me im just throwing it out there that your mvp is kind of rapey
lre 01.11.15	@yaks lol ok well maybe you didnt swallow pills but you SAID THAT YOU DID and you grabbed a knife repeatedly and yes you were on cam i was there
YakNips 01.11.15	no ire i know what you're talking about but it wasn't like that at all
DrMaximus 01.11.15	My word
lre 01.11.15	anyways im not here to argue about it just throwing that creepy tidbit out there hope youre past that kind of stuff yak
Frippertronics 01.11.15	yak, there's no use in arguing with someone's alt y'know
deathschool 01.11.15	What the fuck is being discussed right now?
ArsMoriendi 01.11.15	@Fripp: I'm pretty sure they actually think this is Ire.
YakNips 01.11.15	i'm pretty sure i wasn't on cam since i was living at my grandma's back in march and i didn't have a cam then and i'm like 99.9% sure i did not grab a knife but back at that time me and her were both involved in self-harm so i don't doubt that we talked about it
DrMaximus 01.11.15	Yak, you are one crazy motha licka
lre 01.11.15	yeah well anyways i watched the whole thing and was talking to ruby during it on facebook while you were e-mailing her as well as witnessing it on tinychat and i was sober and not on pills or pretending to be on pills so i dunno man
YakNips 01.11.15	we were rebellious and angsty and self-loathing i hate that shit now tbh
lre 01.11.15	well thats good man dont do shit like that again you are almost an adult and you could get in a lot of trouble if u do that when u are an adult js
YakNips 01.11.15	is this bach lmao
lre 01.11.15	no
YakNips 01.11.15	ah idk who you are but yea you are definitely off
lre 01.11.15	im potsy and im pretty not off at all tbh
YakNips 01.11.15	yes you are actually
lre 01.11.15	Lordepots be banned
YakNips 01.11.15	makes sense though i know you're one of those people that thinks they're right about everything
lre 01.11.15	whatever you say dude you can deny it all you want but it was pretty fucked and thats all im saying, even if you deny it to save internet face i hope you at least know better than to do shit like that again
lre 01.11.15	"makes sense though i know you're one of those people that thinks they're right about everything" *i know im right about everything
deathschool 01.11.15	This thread is making me uncomfortable tbh
YakNips 01.11.15	i'm denying it because you're way off base actually
lre 01.11.15	yeah well, imagine how uncomfortable it was viewing the actual event
YakNips 01.11.15	i'm sorry you had to witness angsty teenagers
lre 01.11.15	"i'm denying it because you're way off base actually" whatever you say dude im not here to damage your ~internet rep~ so go ahead and tell the story your way i dont care
YakNips 01.11.15	lol sure thing
lre 01.11.15	futures isnt even bad, this is the worst year for sputnik since i joined futures probably isnt even in the bottom 100
YakNips 01.11.15	yeah this site thrives off drama
lre 01.11.15	you arent even mean
lre 01.11.15	@reich agreed hard lol mexicans haha wow. @futures yw
Phlegm 01.11.15	sup hep
Phlegm 01.11.15	jokes haha FOH
ADanceReturns 01.11.15	Yaknips has nothing to say at this time please direct all questions to me as he is busy dealing with the situation at hand, and I want to make this clear, he did not have sexual relations with that women.
lre 01.11.15	lol
ADanceReturns 01.11.15	I don't see what is funny about this as he now is being threatened to be impeached cuz of you like ...
lre 01.11.15	lol
Keyblade 01.11.15	well damn
SharkTooth 01.11.15	Was this around the time Yak made that suicide list?
lre 01.11.15	dunno this was like right before or after i came back to sput but anyways lets move along i had a nice little chat with yak and regardless of where the truth lies between here or there i shouldnt have brought it up on this site
ADanceReturns 01.11.15	Yes but yak would like to state for the record that has no bearing on the case at hand.
ADanceReturns 01.11.15	Who accuses someone of being a suicidal blackmailing rapist then says lets just move on smh
lre 01.11.15	i never accused him of being a rapist just rapey
ADanceReturns 01.11.15	Oh well fiddle e dee
lre 01.11.15	sematics bro
DoctorDoom 01.11.15	I used to be a counselor at a residential center for troubled kids and this thread makes me feel like I am back at that job.
SharkTooth 01.11.15	let's please move on before the meds nuke this thread
SharkTooth 01.11.15	it's best not to look
SharkTooth 01.11.15	we are all Oltnabrick
lre 01.11.15	i am oltna2099
lre 01.11.15	hello i am baselineOoOo
SharkTooth 01.11.15	I'm Progmaster
Relinquished 01.11.15	that sux 4 u
Ovrot 01.11.15	how did i not win best hair
p4p 01.11.15	wth is wrong with u mitch
lre 01.11.15	*girl
Greyvy 01.11.15	im probs top 20 coolest users honestly
Greyvy 01.11.15	ur probs number 1 :]
DoctorDoom 01.11.15	Rly rly wish I won best villain.
lre 01.11.15	jesus christ shut the fuck up spookynewgayvy u are the same user and every one knows it you just pretend to be friends with yourself on the internet cuz u are literally that retarded and lonely
swagb0b 01.11.15	this thread got dark
swagb0b 01.11.15	ayo i'm not keen on this lre fellow he's certainly no ire
braspberries 02.17.16	hella is top 83 &also needs that one song they did with that british Bug guy. overall 9.31/10.
Tyler. 02.17.16	quality thread
ArsMoriendi 02.17.16	Oh god this list...
Keyblade 02.17.16	list is like a time machine
Tyler. 02.17.16	make a list it's not too late
Tyler. 02.17.16	i would. but i think someone of a slightly higher profile should
Tyler. 02.17.16	fine why not i guess
torts 02.17.16	throwback
SharkTooth 02.17.16	I wonder who would win rookie of the year for 2015, or even worst new user. in comparison to 2014 2015 was nowhere near as eventful save the occasional Snide article about his band
Tyler. 02.17.16	well yr gonna find out
Tyler. 02.17.16	no no its gonna be great
SharkTooth 02.17.16	Hopefully 2016 will be better, 2014 was just such a fun year to be on Sputnik and then 2015 was just bleh
Tyler. 02.17.16	i miss having him around
SharkTooth 02.17.16	From what little I saw of him before he left I could tell man do I wish I signed up back in 2012 when I first learned about the site
Tyler. 02.17.16	so i threw together a list real quick if you guys actually want me to post it
Keyblade 02.17.16	i used to lurk in 09 cuz melodeath was pre popular on here, with users like crysis reviewing a lot back then. then when I finally joined this site was all about lame ass indie and phxc lol
Pon 02.17.16	Things seemed so much simpler in 2012~
Tyler. 02.17.16	i joined in 2010 but really didn't start posting until like a year later cause emin made fun of one of my first couple posts lmao
DoctorDoom 02.17.16	V salty about not getting the rookie nod this particular year. Even though I had just joined near the end of that year.
SharkTooth 02.17.16	don't sweat it, the competition you had for that year was just too good anyway
SharkTooth 02.17.16	I actually had created an account back in '12 now that I recall but the thing was I forgot both the password and the email address that went with it lol but seriously I'm really hoping 2016 will be a fun year, 2015 was so lame that all the best moments on Sput were the Snide-related threads
DoctorDoom 02.17.16	Damn. BUT IM WITTY AN LOVABLE.
DoctorDoom 02.17.16	I enjoy your musical opinion, Death. You're good people. So much that I may actually take that quote an put it in my resume.
Mort. 02.17.16	i actually forgot Andcas ever existed
Artuma 02.17.16	i actually forgot some users used to think i'm relevant or whatever
Mort. 02.17.16	You are quite a well known user its not like you have fuck all comments and never post
ArsMoriendi 02.22.21	What a year for Sput The fact that YakNips was a viable option for Best User in 2014 makes me glad this website's culture has changed
unclereich 02.22.21	👀 Yikesnip
unclereich 02.22.21	Don’t cancel me cool convo thread
Pheromone 02.22.21	lool
unclereich 02.22.21	@johnnyonthespot 👁 👄 👁