betray: Energy Drinks Ranked

betray 10.01.14	Lost interest and started bullshitting list so pretty much only 25-20 and 10-1 are really what I think idk
omnipanzer 10.01.14	love - Full Throttle Hate - NOS
omnipanzer 10.01.14	++ CRANK!
Judio! 10.01.14	Rockstar fruit punch flavored (the red one) is the best. Also Red Bull rules fuck you.
someguest 10.01.14	There's one called Cocaine that burns your nose and throat when you drink it, just like the drug. It's an interesting experience.
betray 10.01.14	@Futures Agree with the digs or the drinks? Either way you always approve of my lists when they're not core music which is also never so yeah agreed man! NOS and Rockstar both rule hard @DooRight, the actual drug or is there some obscure drink called speed that you can only find at that ONE gas station that's kind of out of the way anyways
betray 10.01.14	Red Bull does not rule by itself. (read: without Jager) It's objectively the worst drink ever tbh yeah let me drink something that makes my mouth dry lol fuck you
Snake. 10.01.14	venom is underrated af
Judio! 10.01.14	Objectively? So your shirty taste is fact now?
Torontonian 10.01.14	25 is 1
betray 10.01.14	@Snake bruh u lucky venom was rated that high shit is actually pre decent
betray 10.01.14	"Objectively? So your shirty taste is fact now?" yeah that's what i'm getting at fuck you red bull sympathizers have fun paying $3 for an 8 oz can of sour liquid sand
someguest 10.01.14	red bull is good I don't get that one
betray 10.01.14	nah playa shit is ass
Judio! 10.01.14	tbh red bull is cheap as fuck, tastes great, and has a shit ton of caffeine. Honestly can't ask for anything more.
ExplosiveOranges 10.01.14	tbh red bull is total shite. Sorry, Judio.
bach 10.01.14	lol you guys probably save the tabs and put the stickers that are on the can on your xbox controllers
betray 10.01.14	red bull is like the most expensive energy drink. the biggest can which is still smaller than a monster is almost 5 dollars (and i live in a state where shit is cheap) tbh coffee is even cheaper, tastes great, and has a shit ton more caffeine. Honestly can't ask for anything more.
betray 10.01.14	"lol you guys probably save the tabs and put the stickers that are on the can on your xbox controllers" wow can you please delete your comment or at least add a trigger warning?
omnipanzer 10.01.14	fuckin poors always hatin on my Red Bull.
Torontonian 10.01.14	25 goes great with alch and it tastes awesome. i second Judio!
Judio! 10.01.14	"what? red bull is expensive as fuck" Maybe where you live. It's $3 for a 4-pack at my college, definitely bang for your buck.
Judio! 10.01.14	Idk I adore it. Then again I am addicted because I have like 1 a day since it's so damn cheap. Ain't nothing like a Rockstar fruit punch though.
Torontonian 10.01.14	@Judio whoa one a day. Thats shit's really unhealthy man. Even though i love it once in a while.
Mookid 10.01.14	"It's $3 for a 4-pack at my college, definitely bang for your buck." Jesus man, if I may ask, what state (or province) are you in? Over here, 3 bucks is the price you can get for ONE red bull (medium sized one too) so like wtf????
betray 10.01.14	all this shit is horrid for you but you just gotta counteract it man u feel but yeah $3 here can barely get you the medium sized can so ye
Torontonian 10.01.14	@futures not even close man. Redbull can cuase heart problems and whatnot.
Torontonian 10.01.14	well not really no. sugar is the main issue with soda wheras RB has so much caffeine it literally causes heart problems/etc if you drink too much.
Judio! 10.01.14	@Torontanian: Maybe not literally one a day, but yeah I'm unhealthy as fuck lol. I try going to the gym a lot to stay healthy but yeah I def have a problem. @Mookid: I highly doubt the prices are the same everywhere I live, but the I think the store in my college dorm is sponsors by red bull or something. In fact, all the time these girls in red bull shirts who must work for red bull that stand outside my dorm and hand out free cans to anyone who passes by. Part of the reason why I love my school so much lol.
betray 10.01.14	lol dude did you just say soda can't really lead to heart problems
emester 10.01.14	you forgot this gem betray http://www.caffeineinformer.com/caffeine-content/cocaine-energy-drink
someguest 10.01.14	he's never heard of this thing called 'obesity'
beefshoes 10.01.14	I stick with tea. lol I used to drink monsters though, but I stopped once I started thinking rationally about my health. The sugar content in energy drinks is unreal.
Torontonian 10.01.14	@betray not that i was aware of. I very well could be wrong. And if so i apologize Futures.
betray 10.01.14	I actually haven't had cocaine although I'm aware of it's existence. i'll have to give it a try
Yotimi 10.01.14	Red bull tastes like hair spray and cotton candy. Not good
betray 10.01.14	Yeah Torontonian soda is completely terrible for you in almost every way, not just including your heart. It's all good
Judio! 10.01.14	Aren't you like 14?
emester 10.01.14	I stick with tea [2]
BMDrummer 10.01.14	i drink milk
Judio! 10.01.14	Tea rules agreed. Should probably only have it from now on. Really hate coffee though.
ExplosiveOranges 10.01.14	I drink water.
someguest 10.01.14	ahh, to still be on the tit
Judio! 10.01.14	I drink orange juice
Trebor. 10.01.14	energy drinks are a waste of money and terrible for you want energy? eat a fucking apple
BMDrummer 10.01.14	good one treb
Judio! 10.01.14	Or have tons of caffeine and have an awesome day
ExplosiveOranges 10.01.14	"energy drinks are a waste of money and terrible for you" This.
GhettoHmbrglr 10.01.14	corn syrup
Judio! 10.01.14	Alcohol is better for you agreed
Snake. 10.01.14	i don't even drink energy drinks for energy i drink them because they taste awesome
Trebor. 10.01.14	drink coffee like a real man
BMDrummer 10.01.14	let's all drink milk like proper straight edge christians!!
beefshoes 10.01.14	Orange juice with pulp is the best.
ExplosiveOranges 10.01.14	Drink motor oil.
bach 10.01.14	"wow can you please delete your comment or at least add a trigger warning?" don't tell me what to do mister man!
Judio! 10.01.14	pulp is disgusting
Mookid 10.01.14	I'm addicted to mountain dew Good stuff, terrible for you, but good stuff. Technically it's not even an energy drink which is a plus
betray 10.01.14	"energy drinks are a waste of money and terrible for you" agreed "drink coffee like a real man" agreed "Orange juice with pulp is the best. " agreed "Drink motor oil." agreed
ExplosiveOranges 10.01.14	Fuck pulp.
Snake. 10.01.14	fuck pulp
BMDrummer 10.01.14	fuck salt
bach 10.01.14	pulp is a good band fools
Snake. 10.01.14	THESE FISHSTICKS
betray 10.01.14	Fuck pulp? Fuck you.
Snake. 10.01.14	ARE HARD AS TITS
KotoFtw 10.01.14	When I used to drink energy drinks, Regular Green Monster is where it was at. We always thought it tasted like liquid sweet tarts.
beefshoes 10.01.14	There are people that live off of Mountain Dew around where I live. I almost gagged typing that. Soda is disgusting. It's essentially liquid candy.
BMDrummer 10.01.14	http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DOliP2CuhR
ExplosiveOranges 10.01.14	"Fuck pulp? Fuck you." srry betray ;(
Snake. 10.01.14	soda is starting to suck
dixoncocks 10.01.14	Cocaine - spicy hot of course
bach 10.01.14	try rocks
Judio! 10.01.14	I have three in my fridge ;)
BMDrummer 10.01.14	i have half a coke left
Judio! 10.01.14	you win
BMDrummer 10.01.14	i need to get a shitload of coke for my lonely weekend
omnipanzer 10.01.14	"energy drinks are a waste of money and terrible for you want energy? eat a fucking apple" Hahahaha hahaha hahahaa It's funny because it's true! Ahahahahaha
Judio! 10.01.14	They sell 10 packs on fruit punch? Omg my week is about to get a lot better.
Judio! 10.01.14	lol at people who tell others to "drink healthily"
BMDrummer 10.01.14	lol telling people to be healthy on the internet
omnipanzer 10.01.14	lol internet
Snake. 10.01.14	this is a music reviewing website society knows that we're losers and we live off of mountain dew or rockstar 24/7 we shouldn't be giving health alternatives to people
BMDrummer 10.01.14	yeah what snake said
Judio! 10.01.14	what I learned on sputnikmusic today is...
BMDrummer 10.01.14	something i learned today
Judio! 10.01.14	thank you Arcade really you should be on TV
betray 10.01.14	WHAT I LEARNED ON SPUTNIKMUSIC IS WHAT I LEARNED ON SPUTNIKMUSIC IS
Snake. 10.01.14	cow bile sounds like a great name for a green red bull tbh
Lord(e)Po)))ts 10.01.14	nos is disgusting also shut the fuck up arcade
Judio! 10.01.14	yep betray that was the joke
BMDrummer 10.01.14	SOMETHING I LEARNED TODAY NEVER DRINK ENERGY DRINKS NEVER DRINK COW BILE
deathschool 10.01.14	I used to get this energy drink called Aftershock. It was amazing, but I think they stopped making it. You could only get it at discount stores.
beefshoes 10.01.14	Eating healthy with beefshoes, staring beefshoes.
StallionMang 10.01.14	Energy drinks are just plain nasty If I need something that'll give me quick energy, actually tastes pretty good, and doesn't make me feel like shit ten seconds after I drink it, I'll make a pot of coffee
betray 10.01.14	ur a fuqin joke judio
betray 10.01.14	coffee is on point tho
Judio! 10.01.14	yeah well I must be a better joke cuz you the one who stole my joke br /> .
Lord(e)Po)))ts 10.01.14	sut the fuck up arcade "potsy whats the best one?" taking coffee shit and all the other random business on this out of the equation and looking at actual 'energy drinks' the only one i think tastes good is redbull. everything else is too syrupy
Snake. 10.01.14	the muscle milk monsters should be #26 those things are fucking disgusting
Judio! 10.01.14	Damn we got a dietitian over here no one likes dietitians
Lord(e)Po)))ts 10.01.14	"probably something obscure made from camels testicle and only made in North Korea" get cultured you ratty fuck stick, there are people in the world open to trying things other than slurping up the nut juice of koalas and kangaroos you giant boner scab
Judio! 10.01.14	goddamn
MUNGOLOID 10.01.14	Coffee and Starbucks drinks are the only ones I mess with. Was never really an energy drink guy, but red bull can get me going.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 10.01.14	has anyone ever had slow cow before red bull sued there asses?
deathschool 10.01.14	Damn, Arcade. I'm jelly.
ScuroFantasma 10.01.14	no V or Mother i mean come on
Muisc4Life26 10.01.14	root beer>>energy drinks
Flugmorph 10.01.14	1. effect
Phlegm 10.01.14	energy drinks fucking suck
Phlegm 10.01.14	drink water u impure hyperactive losers
Flugmorph 10.01.14	their is no "black metal" in ene'rgy drinkings
AffableMartyr 10.01.14	Full throttle and NOS are the best
Lethean 10.01.14	what's ur k/d tho
Flugmorph 10.01.14	Two monsters in two days in a row kill u little girl. Be careful
someguest 10.01.14	"taking coffee shit and all the other random business on this out of the equation and looking at actual 'energy drinks' the only one i think tastes good is redbull. everything else is too syrupy" boom roasted Betray
betray 10.01.14	pretty much just included anything with a higher amount of caffeine or energy shit than regular soda
zakalwe 10.01.14	Turbo Shandy
Artuma 10.24.14	they are all 25 except for red bull
godbuster 11.20.14	(not e. Drink related) Seeing someone who listens Cattle Decap and A day to remember is brilliant to me. Loved your list, so close to mine.
betray 11.20.14	Thanks man! Been expanding my taste rapidly lately. Our taste is pretty similar!