Glassjawx: Going To Mcdonald's To Get A Baked Apple Pie

scottpilgrim10 09.27.14	goddamn man good luck. 2 is pretty meh need to jam 1!
DrMaximus 09.27.14	Get me one
IronGiant 09.27.14	good luck have fun
Supercoolguy64 09.27.14	don't die
Glassjawx 09.27.14	OMFG they didn't have any. I'm gonna have to tell 'em to get their apple pie game together cuz this is getting out of hand
Supercoolguy64 09.27.14	HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA im sorry for your loss
Glassjawx 09.27.14	do we, as a society, no longer value the delight of a McDonald's baked apple pie? those sweet, crispy, wonderful creations that come in the rectangular box?? damn
Supercoolguy64 09.27.14	woah man that made me open my eyes. what is wrong with our generation?
Glassjawx 09.27.14	^^^ ikr
RogueNine 09.27.14	As opposed to an unbaked apple pie?
scottpilgrim10 09.27.14	"OMFG they didn't have any. I'm gonna have to tell 'em to get their apple pie game together cuz this is getting out of hand" ;-; I'm so ssorry
Glassjawx 09.27.14	clearly all they have is raw apple pies, rogue
Let 09.27.14	I miss having a hostess store that sold those overly sweet apple pies.
RogueNine 09.27.14	Either way, bring me one too pl0x.
RogueNine 09.27.14	Aw man, just read your comment about not having any.
Glassjawx 09.27.14	maybe I'll try again in a few hours
OZZGabriel 09.27.14	I thought you were going to McDonalds to get a job
Glassjawx 09.27.14	you thought wrong, motherfucker
OZZGabriel 09.27.14	Well on the homepage I saw ' Going To Mcdonald's To Get A' so I don't know why I immediately assumed that. Too much internet, lol
Glassjawx 09.27.14	haha it seemed like a weirdly personal comment, like you knew my life because I am unemployed
ScuroFantasma 09.27.14	they are seriously delicious
zakalwe 09.27.14	It's not really a baked apple pie is it. More like the detritus from a nuclear blast sandwiched into two sugard sheets of rheum.
Glassjawx 09.27.14	Fair point. Still delicious.
Wolfhorde 09.27.14	I can feel a reference here. I also still think Mc D's is overrated. Except for their coffee/ice tea. (at least in the U.S. - European Mc D's is even worse)
Glassjawx 09.27.14	It's 6:30 in the morning and I've just returned from McDonalds, again. I asked for two pies. I paid for two pies. I'm sitting at the second window feeling excited, when I'm informed that there actually are no pies. I got my money back and drove away genuinely upset. Guys, this might get serious. I am going harass this McDonalds until I get a baked goddamn apple pie. Stay posted.
Flugmorph 09.27.14	Give 'em hell man.
ViperAces 09.27.14	apple pie is the best thing at mcdonalds
Archelirion 09.27.14	I don't want this kind of world for my grandchildren. Fight the good fight, I'm behind you all the way.
KrazyKris 09.27.14	I don't know man. Could very well lead to a US crisis, maybe even civil war. Be patient
ChoccyPhilly 09.27.14	I envy you so much right now. I live a good 20 miles from mcdonalds
Deviant. 09.27.14	I'll be honest, I'm contemplating featuring this list
Glassjawx 09.27.14	Things are yet to unfold. I need the site behind me, Deviant.
Flugmorph 09.27.14	Hail Satan! m/
BertMacklinFBI 09.27.14	feature[666]
RogueNine 09.27.14	How is your McDonald's so bad about having pies?!? I never have this issue at home.
KrazyKris 09.27.14	Don't say something like that, it's insensitive. He needs to know other people have just the same problems. Glassjaw, we're all with you in such a hard time, we know how it feels to not get your apple pie, feeling abandoned, unwanted, invisible to others...
MUNGOLOID 09.27.14	they're good, but it's all about them strawberry and creme pies.
BallsToTheWall 09.27.14	#dickinthepie
Glassjawx 09.28.14	Tonight's the night. I'm ready to confront McDonalds about this pie situation. Shit's about to go down.
TalonsOfFire 09.28.14	Godspeed my child
ScuroFantasma 09.28.14	I never have this issue at home. [2] your Maccas clearly doesn't grasp the gravity of this situation, keep us updated
Glassjawx 09.28.14	It happened, guys. After a straight fucking week of trying and failing to obtain a single baked apple pie from McDonalds, I finally got my hands on one. You know how you hear about those times where the world only narrowly avoided complete nuclear war? Those rare moments in history when the earth stood on the brink of total destruction and mayhem? This was one of those moments.
Archelirion 09.28.14	I'm glad we have a resolution to this. A beautiful victory for human spirit over bureaucracy.
Xar 09.28.14	#faithinhumanityrestored