betray
08.21.14 | like what the fuck |
betray
08.21.14 | Almost everywhere you go be it a public restroom or at your job, there are always posters telling you not to flush the paper - TheMoreira
is this for real? |
Snake.
08.21.14 | this list (and the Discovery thread) will hopefully be deleted; sorry betray |
FuneralMarch
08.21.14 | "Almost everywhere you go be it a public restroom or at your job, there are always posters telling you not to flush the paper"
Yeah IDK I've never seen that. It doesn't make much sense anyway. |
Pennywise_M
08.21.14 | 1 and 4 shouldn't go down the shitter nor the bin tbh
We need some pt people down here, they outta be able to support my claims with ease! |
betray
08.21.14 | You like Black Tongue? I bet you gave it an infamous 3, eh morereir? |
MuhNamesTyler
08.21.14 | that is the craziest thing ever. doesn't your house get stinky as hell or do you take out the trash after a dump |
Brometheus
08.21.14 | Ya dis shit cray |
Pennywise_M
08.21.14 | You betcha! : D
I also pooped while listening to it once, i recall. AND THEN PUT MY SHITTY TOILET PAPER IN A BIN
I think that was during Blight |
bach
08.21.14 | i just poop straight in the bin |
MuhNamesTyler
08.21.14 | toilet is just a middle man tbh |
betray
08.21.14 | yeah wouldn't the whole bathroom/house stink up from wads of your shitty paper in an open container?
and i've never seen a sign saying that in my life. |
Pennywise_M
08.21.14 | Haha no man wtf, my mom puts a plastic bag inside of it so it's easy to dispose with all the other trash. Also, unlike in most households (i think) and any other public/workplace, the toilet paper my family uses is scented. Gets my hands smelling good after a shit
Think about it, my dear poop scrubs |
FuneralMarch
08.21.14 | Do you use the hand towels to wipe yourself too? |
Brometheus
08.21.14 | I heard turkish people just wipe their asses with their hands then rinse it off. |
Pennywise_M
08.21.14 | haha LEL |
betray
08.21.14 | "the toilet paper my family uses is scented."
ok now I'm convinced you're fucking with me |
NorthernSkylark
08.21.14 | weirdest household ever. is there a particularly good reason why you don't just flush it like normal people? |
Pennywise_M
08.21.14 | Yeah actually it's a common practice to actually wash your ass after pooping. And i mean think about it, would you just use a paper towel to wipe shit from your arm and stay comfortable with it? |
NorthernSkylark
08.21.14 | i rarely shit on my arm tbh |
FuneralMarch
08.21.14 | "I heard turkish people just wipe their asses with their hands then rinse it off."
... |
Brometheus
08.21.14 | WTF is happening |
Pennywise_M
08.21.14 | "weirdest household ever. is there a particularly good reason why you don't just flush it like normal people?"
I think i've answered that before on the BoO thread, it might clog the toilet. that's why usually people are not encouraged to do so. There are hardly any plumbing issues this way, tbh |
betray
08.21.14 | many middle eastern cultures do that |
betray
08.21.14 | There are hardly any plumbing issues here and i flush tp |
FuneralMarch
08.21.14 | "the toilet paper my family uses is scented."
ok now I'm convinced you're fucking with me [2] |
Pennywise_M
08.21.14 | "if you keep flushing toilet paper, it will clog bro"
There. |
betray
08.21.14 | @itchy that is so not true |
NorthernSkylark
08.21.14 | i've flushed all my life and have yet to encounter my toilet being clogged. a more sensible explanation would be an economical one |
Brometheus
08.21.14 | I flush babies down the toilet and it still doesn't clog |
Pennywise_M
08.21.14 | " "the toilet paper my family uses is scented."
ok now I'm convinced you're fucking with me"
Haha, no i am not
|
NorthernSkylark
08.21.14 | you must have many ghosts in your bathroom |
Pennywise_M
08.21.14 | Sometimes the paper doesn't even go down the shitter when you flush, that also gets avoided. I mean i do that in my house, outside usually i don't really give a fuck, just to clarify lel |
FuneralMarch
08.21.14 | "if you keep flushing toilet paper, it will clog bro"
Maybe if you're wiping your ass with fucking balled up lumps of it, yeah. |
Brometheus
08.21.14 | Once I was having dinner at my ex girlfriends place, took a massive dump and clogged the absolute fuck out of the toilet. I didn't tell anybody and just bailed. I was never invited back after that lol |
MuhNamesTyler
08.21.14 | http://www.toilet-guru.com/bowl-or-bin.php
Educate yourselves |
Brometheus
08.21.14 | Me and Betray r starting a new band named: Portuguese Bathroom Etiquette |
betray
08.21.14 | I knew this had to be a european thing
In merica we flush our fkin toilet paper. |
FuneralMarch
08.21.14 | "Once I was having dinner at my ex girlfriends place, took a massive dump and clogged the absolute fuck out of the toilet. I didn't tell anybody and just bailed. I was never invited back after that lol"
LMFAO damn son. My sister's ex did that a few times at our place |
betray
08.21.14 | "Me and Betray r starting a new band named: Portuguese Bathroom Etiquette"
damn right im on vox |
bach
08.21.14 | are you using toilet paper or fucking construction paper cuz let me inform u toilet paper is
designed to go down the fuckin toilet. |
Brometheus
08.21.14 | 1st Single: Scented Toilet Paper |
Brometheus
08.21.14 | "nigga are you using toilet paper of fucking construction paper cuz let me inform u toilet paper is designed to go down the fuckin toilet."
Yup why else would it be called toilet paper |
betray
08.21.14 | agreed hard bro
also you idiots need to learn that TP is in squares for a reason
I bet u ball up 1/4th of the fucking roll and scrape your crack with it |
FuneralMarch
08.21.14 | "1st Single: Scented Toilet Paper"
LMFAO
In all seriousness though, thinking about it, I'm not sure what's more strange; the fact that people exist who throw shitty toilet paper in garbage cans or the fact that there is an entire thread dedicated to the subject in existence. |
Pennywise_M
08.21.14 | Haha actually i showed the thread to a friend and he was equally surprised. But he was born in Switzerland so yea lol
"1st Single: Scented Toilet Paper"
HAHA its white and has some pink spots that smell great |
betray
08.21.14 | Jac do you flush or bin TP down unda |
Brometheus
08.21.14 | So glad it rained today. I would've missed this and the BOO thread. |
Pennywise_M
08.21.14 | Now imma go toondude on y'all asses and report u 4 harassment tbh imo |
bach
08.21.14 | ok what happens when you got a 50 wipe poop and you fill up the bin do you ever get a rebellious feeling and throw it in the toilet |
betray
08.21.14 | ugh a 50 wipe poop shit paper in the bin ugh |
Pennywise_M
08.21.14 | "ok what happens when you got a 50 wipe poop and you fill up the bin do you ever get a rebellious feeling and throw it in the toilet"
More often than you've set your minds to belief. All i said is that in my house it's not a beloved practice to throw it down the toilet, it has caused problems in the past like a couple of times idk, my parents dont like it. And that's a thing, it's pretty normal around here. I for one prefer to send it down the toilet, and i do it like 90% of the times when pooping out. It's just not weird to me cus it's completely normal around here |
Pennywise_M
08.21.14 | I have to say i lol'd at "rebellious feeling" for a while |
Pennywise_M
08.21.14 | As holy as it may be, you better bin it c: |
FuneralMarch
08.21.14 | "Fucking flush obviously, I can't even believe what I'm reading holy shit!"
People and all their weird shit, man. |
Thibs
08.21.14 | Please elaborate |
Pennywise_M
08.21.14 | Haha is this a good time to say that in Portugal snails are considered by some to be a delicacy? |
bach
08.21.14 | i think moreira's parents are running some kinda occultist no flush secret society in their house and have convinced their children its normal |
FuneralMarch
08.21.14 | "ugh a 50 wipe poop shit paper in the bin ugh" [2]
I'm guessing your house must smell like a sewer |
demigod!
08.21.14 | that is so fucked |
YakNips
08.21.14 | yea just flush it smh |
reportingbird
08.21.14 | Almost everywhere you go be it a public
restroom or at your job, there are always
posters telling you not to flush the paper -
you'll see that everywhere in asia and middle east i guess |
Pennywise_M
08.21.14 | Haha the wonderful part is that my house smells great actually, more than i can say about other houses i've been to. Ya know those bins are actually made for that? They have lids you operate with your feet so you don't even have to touch it and stuff. |
MeatSalad
08.21.14 | As long as you don't flush an entire fucking roll of toilet paper at once, your toilet isn't going to clog |
Pennywise_M
08.21.14 | "Almost everywhere you go be it a public
restroom or at your job, there are always
posters telling you not to flush the paper -
you'll see that everywhere in asia and middle east i guess"
And in Portugal. I mean some public restrooms are prepared for that or wtv, some don't have those posters. Still i would say most of them do. |
CalculatingInfinity
08.21.14 | This is fucking gold xD |
Pennywise_M
08.21.14 | "fucking love snails brah Portugal ftw m/"
I remember i liked them when i was a kid, haven't eaten them since i was like 10 or smth though |
bach
08.21.14 | ok. what happens when the poop-paper-shit-bin-dumper has taken the bin to change it's bag and you're in a stall with no bin |
Pennywise_M
08.21.14 | They just unclip the bag and put on a new one WHY IS ALL OF THIS NEWS for you oh man |
adr
08.21.14 | thread makes me sick |
FuneralMarch
08.21.14 | "ok. what happens when the poop-paper-shit-bin-dumper has taken the bin to change it's bag and you're in a stall with no bin"
Guess they have to do the illegal and unthinkable and flush the toilet. |
Pennywise_M
08.21.14 | "Guess they have to do the illegal and unthinkable and flush the toilet."
xD I never actually laughed so hard at a thread as i've been doing here. You guys are awesome. |
betray
08.21.14 | "WHY IS ALL OF THIS NEWS for you oh man"
literally only you that doesn't flush TP
this is like that movie where the parents convince their kids that the most weird shit is normal |
bach
08.21.14 | ok so what happens if a criminal poops in a toilet but throws the paper in and doesn't flush it. do you flush it or in order to avoid flushing paper do people just keep piling their poops on it one after the other without flushing until there's a towering poop castle? |
MeatSalad
08.21.14 | Seriously this shit is like eating cold steak, its disgusting why the fuck would you do it |
MeatSalad
08.21.14 | I once ate half a box of all bran cereal in one go, the poop mountain I created almost reached back to my asshole
I was tempted not to flush because it was a thing of beauty |
Pennywise_M
08.21.14 | @betray, No actually no, itchybutthole doesn't find that weird and guess what, he's portuguese. And
now you actually made me google it and apparently it is a thing in many places, namely Spain, Greece,
Turkey as well |
FuneralMarch
08.21.14 | "ok so what happens if a criminal poops in a toilet but throws the paper in and doesn't flush it. do you flush it or in order to avoid flushing paper do people just keep piling their poops on it one after the other without flushing until there's a towering poop castle?"
Dear God, my sides...
I'm tearing up from that.
Each house has their own collection of family dumps. |
bach
08.21.14 | "When you sit down to take an Oceano"
literally LOL'd |
adr
08.21.14 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhAG9fVzQTU |
ChoccyPhilly
08.21.14 | "I knew this had to be a european thing
In merica we flush our fkin toilet paper."
What you trying to say? Bit of a generalisation and besides, scented toilet paper is the way forward |
Pennywise_M
08.21.14 | "You googled whether or not people flush their loo paper?!?!?"
Yes, i did, to see how incredibly rare and incredible of a phenomenon that is since you're all worked up about it haha |
CalculatingInfinity
08.21.14 | I'm dying of laugher here, best list of 2014. So many awesome quotes here already. |
Brometheus
08.21.14 | I would hate to accidentally knock over that bin. |
FuneralMarch
08.21.14 | I feel bad for your garbage man |
MeatSalad
08.21.14 | Seriously man just flush it
Fuck what you've been raised to believe, your toilet isn't going to fucking clog |
NorthernSkylark
08.21.14 | i think moreira's parents are running some kinda occultist no flush secret society in their house and have convinced their children its normal [2] |
FuneralMarch
08.21.14 | Do you get prison time if you flush toilet paper in a public bathroom? |
Pennywise_M
08.21.14 | "I would hate to accidentally knock over that bin."
Good luck knocking over MY bin: http://makeameme.org/media/created/u-wot-m8-asz117.jpg |
Pennywise_M
08.21.14 | "Do you get prison time if you flush toilet paper in a public bathroom?"
Sentence 2-4 years, depends on your record though. |
MeatSalad
08.21.14 | I cant even |
CalculatingInfinity
08.21.14 | "Sentence 2-4 years, depends on your record though."
What the actual fuck?
|
FuneralMarch
08.21.14 | Damn, they probably have to pardon all those silly rapists and murderers to make room for those evil toilet paper flushers. |
bach
08.21.14 | moreira keeps avoiding my last question smh |
Pennywise_M
08.21.14 | @calculating, I was kidding ffs. |
FuneralMarch
08.21.14 | Bach, probably because its true. |
Pennywise_M
08.21.14 | "ok so what happens if a criminal poops in a toilet but throws the paper in and doesn't flush it. do you flush it or in order to avoid flushing paper do people just keep piling their poops on it one after the other without flushing until there's a towering poop castle?"
You just have to suck it up and scoop the poop standing above the toilet paper square. Once you access the toilet paper, you just have to remove it and put it in the bin. Simple |
Pennywise_M
08.21.14 | "I can just imagine these Portuguese PSAs on their black and white televisions with the coat hanger antenna proclaiming that "YOU WOULDN'T FLUSH A CAR! YOU WOULDN'T FLUSH A HANDBAG! FLUSHING IS CLOGGING!! CLOGGING!! IS!!! A CRIME!!!!!!""
HAHAHA best post yet. oh jac |
MeatSalad
08.21.14 | Dude moreira what if you guys just eat the toilet paper instead, that way the circle of waste continues with no damage to the environment |
DrMaximus
08.21.14 | I feel ill |
SwallowShotguns
08.21.14 | how bad has your plumbing got to be to not be able to flush loo roll |
FuneralMarch
08.21.14 | "I can just imagine these Portuguese PSAs on their black and white televisions with the coat hanger antenna proclaiming that "YOU WOULDN'T FLUSH A CAR! YOU WOULDN'T FLUSH A HANDBAG! FLUSHING IS CLOGGING!! CLOGGING!! IS!!! A CRIME!!!!!!"
Toilet paper flushers have to go into hiding to avoid being hunted down and slaughtered by the masses |
bach
08.21.14 | you still haven't addressed the poop tower fiasco that could be created. are there disposable scented shovels you can use to shovel the poop into a scented poop tower disposable unit? |
Pennywise_M
08.21.14 | "Dude moreira what if you guys just eat the toilet paper instead, that way the circle of waste continues with no damage to the environment"
Are you an environmentalist major or just a genius?? :0 |
NorthernSkylark
08.21.14 | you know he's actually right, I went to Porto once and I ended up staying in detention overnight because I had clogged an airport toilet. There's only one way to learn I guess. Even 10 year olds gotta learn. When you're in another country, you better obey the law. |
Pennywise_M
08.21.14 | HAHA you're killing me bach. I've already adressed that btw, but your method is way better tbh |
SwallowShotguns
08.21.14 | what the fuck skylark |
Pennywise_M
08.21.14 | "you know he's actually right, I went to Porto once and I ended up staying in detention overnight because I had clogged an airport toilet."
HAHA thank you oh man i'm dying |
FuneralMarch
08.21.14 | does porto have a plunger shortage? Are they outlawed or something? |
bach
08.21.14 | i say just cut out the middle man and temptation to throw in the toilet and just stop using tp altogether and use your sink for bootyhole hygiene. or better yet just poop in the shower. |
NorthernSkylark
08.21.14 | what do you do when you need to throw up in the bathroom.. is it even allowed to puke in the toilet? or the bin for that matter.. hmm, really makes you wonder how other people live their lives |
MeatSalad
08.21.14 | Toilet paper is designed to be flushable
DESIGNED TO BE FLUSHABLE |
FuneralMarch
08.21.14 | Is there a special bin for vomit? |
bach
08.21.14 | and for girl pees? |
betray
08.21.14 | "loo roll" |
SwallowShotguns
08.21.14 | you got a problem? |
YakNips
08.21.14 | saying loo roll is nothing compared to throwing ur shit stained paper in a bin |
betray
08.21.14 | no, laughed really hard at that |
betray
08.21.14 | and yeah as long as u flush the fuckin loo roll ur good in my book |
SwallowShotguns
08.21.14 | then we cool |
SourAK
08.21.14 | this list (and the Discovery thread) will hopefully be deleted; sorry betray
y is snake so cold
|
Thibs
08.21.14 | just use a bidet |
Pennywise_M
08.21.14 | Next time i poop i'll be thinking about all of you S2 |
emester
08.21.14 | moreira, fucking really man?
|
DrMaximus
08.21.14 | How has this thread not been nuked yet |
Hawey
08.21.14 | uncultured fucks |
Xar
08.21.14 | This is too good to be true. |
wacknizzle
08.21.14 | You can use used toilet paper to fertilize your lawn or feed to raccoons |
Brometheus
08.21.14 | Thats it dudes Im flying over to Portugal right now to find out these dark truths |
SwallowShotguns
08.21.14 | stay safe |
Pennywise_M
08.22.14 | Don't bite more than you can chew Noc.
You've been warned. |
Gestapo
08.26.14 | this was a thing |
betray
08.26.14 | remembered hard |
MuhNamesTyler
08.26.14 | It was 3:07pm and I was at work
Where were you |
Gestapo
08.26.14 | opeth show |
Pennywise_M
08.27.14 | Never forget
Who the hell are you usually on sputnik, Gestapo? |
betray
08.27.14 | sour |
betray
08.27.14 | trve |
Brometheus
08.27.14 | all those ppl are moreira anyway |
Michichachi
08.29.14 | nomnom |
betray
08.29.14 | oh ok we're editing now |
Gestapo
08.29.14 | did someone say kiss me |
Sowing
08.29.14 | I know this is immature and will possibly get deleted but oh my god this is the most I've ever laughed at one thread. |
Sowing
08.29.14 | Somebody should copy paste this entire conversation |
betray
08.29.14 | I think this was posted before Jom's new rules but i mean I think it just goes hand in hand with the TP discussion |
Gestapo
08.29.14 | byebye |
Pennywise_M
08.31.14 | "I think this was posted before Jom's new rules but i mean I think it just goes hand in hand with the TP discussion"
Wtf is that about?? Something i missed..? Damn people still in love with this bitch haha
Haha yea Betray, actually michichachi is my friend's account, the one i have EoA project with. That was me writing but then i realised it was his account and decided to edit lol
I am indeed everyone in this thread. |
ResidentNihilist
08.31.14 | i am themoreira for we are many |
adr
11.03.14 | lol |
Tunaboy45
11.03.14 | More of a flusher myself. |
SharkTooth
11.03.14 | Betray you're awesome |
betray
11.03.14 | thank you pal you're pretty great yourself
:^D |
emester
11.06.14 | great thread |
Keyblade
11.06.14 | How the fuck did I miss this haha holy shit |
demigod!
11.06.14 | there should be laws preventing this |
Mookid
11.06.14 | Just wipe your ass, then eat the paper.
Problem saulved |
betray
11.06.14 | rip user themoreaeririrea |
tempest--
11.06.14 | key's comment [2]
i think the thing is that like americans eat so much garbage that their monster shits need some fuckin PRESSURE to shoot them down the dunny and thats why the tp goes down with it without getting clogged |
tempest--
11.06.14 | so they have ultra powerful plumbing |
SharkTooth
11.06.14 | Wait don't you aussies flush the dunny as well? |
ButteryBiscuitBass
11.06.14 | I can't remember if I flushed or binned in Australia, but I definitely binned in Bangkok. |
tempest--
11.06.14 | yea flush in aus i assume like north america, uk, all those places flush. maybe its just really presumptuous of me but i'd imagine like european, african and asian countries are more likely to bin it |
PappyMason
04.01.15 | So this has been revived... |
ButteryBiscuitBass
04.01.15 | Thread was unreal. |
betray
04.01.15 | still flush my tp don't know about you guys |
Sowing
04.01.15 | I literally laughed until I cried |
pissbore
04.01.15 | lol |
PlatonicMushroom
06.12.15 | Amazing thread |
argonaut
06.12.15 | Is this real? |
Gestapo
06.12.15 | im still a shit user swee |
betray
06.15.15 | update:
yesterday i was in my bathroom doing my thing pooping
i used the last 3-4 squares of tp off of the roll and decided to reload the tp holder with a fresh roll
i guess i got confused or whatever and in one swift motion i put the empty tp roll in the toilet and the poopy tp in the bin
tl;dr i put toilet paper in the bin :/ |
betray
06.15.15 | it was really gross and i felt bad about it after
but i felt even worse knowing that there are people out there (TheMoreira) who do it regularly as if its the normal thing to do |
PlatonicMushroom
06.15.15 | I suppose user itchybutthole is rebelling against this bizarre practice |
DoofusWainwright
06.15.15 | Eat. Shit. Wipe. Repeat |
PlatonicMushroom
06.15.15 | I actually discussed a topic tangent to this at the dinner table a few days ago. My uncle, who is an engineer, talked about the revival of the Finnish wood pulp industry, and hypothesized that it is caused by a nascent fondness of toilet paper in China. Apparently, they've hitherto gotten by with something called the "three finger technique". Whether the Chinese flush or bin wasn't touched upon, however. |
SharkTooth
09.01.15 | "you still haven't addressed the poop tower fiasco that could be created. are there disposable scented shovels you can use to shovel the poop into a scented poop tower disposable unit?"
how did I not see this comment earlier? |
skeames1214
09.01.15 | I've seen posts that say not to flush the paper towels, but never the toilet paper. That's just fucking lunacy. |
PlatonicMushroom
09.01.15 | http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/588825/Signs-explain-how-to-SIT-on-a-toilet-after-growing-numbers-of-Asian-tourists-STAND-on-loo
"The graphic illustrations are designed to advise visitors from Islamic and Asian countries not to STAND on the toilet seat while defecating.
Traditional toilets in many Asian countries require the user to stand up – and this approach was simply being transferred to western loos.
Now a series of signs explain how one should sit on a loo seat, rather than squat; and throw toilet paper into the lavatory, rather than into the bin." |
DrMaximus
09.01.15 | lol at the "defecating" article |
Keyblade
09.02.15 | ""The graphic illustrations are designed to advise visitors from Islamic and Asian countries not to STAND on the toilet seat while defecating."
i literally saw this illustration in a public bathroom yesterday and lol'd. who tf does that |
JohnWick
09.02.15 | People having to follow instructions in order to properly sit on a toilet seat. That's a new one . |
SharkTooth
09.02.15 | old habits die hard I guess |
zaruyache
09.02.15 | and now I'm googling "standing toilet" because I just can't even. Thanks again, Sput. |
SharkTooth
09.02.15 | it's more of a "squatting toilet" tbh |
Nocturnalize
02.25.16 | Man these were the good ol days of sputnik |
SharkTooth
02.25.16 | nah the good ol days were much earlier when it comes to sput |
Nocturnalize
02.25.16 | not rly I've been here since 09 I would know |
Nocturnalize
09.26.16 | never forget |
adr
09.26.16 | omg i remember this |
Futures
09.26.16 | god damn it i remember this |
Sinternet
09.26.16 | classic |
betray
09.26.16 | good list |
Nocturnalize
09.26.16 | ya this was awesome its too bad jac had his comments wiped tho he had some funnys in here |
SharkTooth
09.26.16 | you can see Jac's comments here
http://web.archive.org/web/20141103190302/http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=148943 |
Keyblade
09.26.16 | "This has just opened up a whole new load of questions, like where do I even begin?
When you sit down to take an Oceano, do you face forwards or backwards? Do you sit on the seat or crouch over it? I mean pretty much anything is possible at this point!"
classic |
Futures
09.26.16 | i'm still shocked that people actually do this lol |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.26.16 | They call it toilet paper because you put it in the goddam toilet after you wipe your ass. |
Keyblade
09.26.16 | yall didnt have to bump this and put moreira on blast again tho lmao |
Spec
09.26.16 | not everywhere has a sewage system that can handle toilet paper |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.26.16 | @Spec if that's the case, they should just call it ass wipes. |
zakalwe
09.26.16 | In 2014 you could get away with showing disgust. Now in 2016 you're nothing but an ignorant arsewipaphobe with obvious bidet privilege. |
Nocturnalize
09.26.16 | "yall didnt have to bump this and put moreira on blast again tho lmao"
eh he took it like a champ most the stuff here was light hearted
"you can see Jac's comments here
http://web.archive.org/web/20141103190302/http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=148943"
nice thanks d00d |
SharkTooth
09.26.16 | you're welcome |
bach
09.26.16 | Holy shit I spent a lot of time in this thread lol |
Nocturnalize
09.26.16 | at least you dropped some zingers haha |
Futures
09.26.16 | i still need someone to explain this to me again |
Storm In A Teacup
09.26.16 | |
Nocturnalize
09.26.16 | I can't remember what it was but Moreira was talking about an album he didn't like and said he threw in the bin like toilet paper and me and betray were like wtf called him out and discovered Portuguese bathroom etiquette, then this thread was made lol |
Nocturnalize
09.26.16 | actually i think it was incisions haha |
Storm In A Teacup
09.26.16 | I've had an apartment where the toilet easily overflowed, but there were times all I did was take a piss and it still overflowed. So I'm like halfway there to understanding a possibility for doing this regularly just because I know what it's like having to deal with a fucked up toilet, but it seems awful to have to carry a bag with shitty toilet paper out to the garbage bin/put it out for pick up all the time. |
bach
09.26.16 | this shit was wild lol |
Futures
09.26.16 | no like why do people throw their toilet paper in the bin lmao. wouldn't it stink like shit after a day? |
bach
09.26.16 | I think moriera was tryna say there was a policy against it or something |
ZippaThaRippa
09.26.16 | It would stink after 30 seconds |
Futures
09.26.16 | lol |
claygurnz
09.26.16 | 'Portuguese bathroom etiquette'
Guess that means Danielcardoso wipes his ass and throws it in the bin. |
bach
09.26.16 | I shit into Mason jars and give them to my dad |
boolin
09.26.16 | this os fucking dumb do you even know hpw unsanitary that is |
claygurnz
09.26.16 | 'I shit into Mason jars and give them to my dad'
lmao |
Sowing
09.27.16 | I'd hate to get stuck behind a garbage truck where ya'll live |
Storm In A Teacup
09.27.16 | I hope those workers get paid more than anyone else in their profession. I think garbage truck workers were also ranked as having a more deadly job than police too. :-/ |
MuhNamesTyler
09.27.16 | Damn lol I literally mentioned this list irl to somebody a week ago when talking we were talking about plumbing infrastructure overseas |
Sevengill
09.27.16 | "I shit into Mason jars and give them to my dad"
who are you, Howard Hughes? |
Keyblade
09.27.16 | did betray always have the lowercase b or am i tripping |
BallsToTheWall
03.04.17 | I hear about this from time to time, but I can't talk, I've double deckered houses and pooped in urinals. |
FullOfSounds
07.29.17 | woop |
Sunnyvale
12.18.17 | This thread |
sixdegrees
12.18.17 | relevant as ever agreed |
swipenet
12.18.17 | Not everyone can afford to flush paper down the toilet you fuck |
swipenet
12.18.17 | Don't worry I do tho |
ChoccyPhilly
12.18.17 | why did i comment on this 3 years ago? |
emester
03.20.18 | 2018 bump |
JWT155
03.20.18 | I mean, most of Asian cultures does this. |
Source
12.02.18 | Wow this thread is still going |
sixdegrees
12.02.18 | its not |
Coast
12.02.18 | Great thread. Treatment plants still process that shit and paper into usuable water. Sanitation products, condoms etc. more of an issue. |
YakNips
12.02.18 | RIP itchybutthole |
bach
12.03.18 | this thread being four years old reminds me of my mortality |
hal1ax
12.03.18 | i too am concerned over the poop tower paradox |
Rowan5215
12.03.18 | scented poop disposal unit |
bach
12.03.18 | my questions remained unanswered in the ether of time |
hal1ax
12.03.18 | a quandary which can only be addressed by the most serious-minded philosophers |
Coast
12.03.18 | Best job goes to maintenance divers who have to plunge into treatment plant shit tanks and do repairs in zero visability. |
neekafat
12.03.18 | Dude themoreira is fucking disgusting |
emester
05.04.19 | poop in the bin |
SharkTooth
05.05.19 | good bump |
widowslaugh123
05.05.19 | What do you do when you poop at a friends house or something?
Do you still throw it in the trash? If so that’s fucked up |
Sowing
05.05.19 | Classic thread |
Source
05.05.19 | And flush wipes while youre at it. Unless your house runs through a septic system |
emester
05.06.19 | pee in the bin and dump it on thyself once finished
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