Onirium
07.29.14 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/58794/Avenged-Sevenfold-Hail-to-the-King/
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JJOMan
07.29.14 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/14542/Eisley-Room-Noises/
Undoubtedly the best review on the site |
erizen826
07.29.14 | That Volition review is the greatest thing I've seen on this site. |
BMDrummer
07.29.14 | That Volition review is the greatest thing I've seen on this site. [2] |
Judio!
07.29.14 | Idk about funny reviews but I happen to be the author of the punniest review in sputnik history if you'd like to take a gander.
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/61596/The-Delicious-Bread-Collection-Failure |
BMDrummer
07.29.14 | both are hilarious |
tempest--
07.29.14 | here you nerds
http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6m38tGS051qd37u4o1_r1_1280.png |
tempest--
07.29.14 | yea but the dudes like i miss it rip its not gone its there bloody idiots |
YoYoMancuso
07.29.14 | Agreed w/Lloyd, I was honored to be on page 1 of that thread |
BMDrummer
07.29.14 | http://moaropeth.tumblr.com/image/54110098693
http://moaropeth.tumblr.com/image/42872532315
http://moaropeth.tumblr.com/image/27407619809 |
BMDrummer
07.29.14 | one more
http://moaropeth.tumblr.com/image/2972350749 |
TheSpirit
07.29.14 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/32618/Mastodon-Blood-Mountain/
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/34784/Mastodon-Blood-Mountain/
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Calc
07.29.14 | i'm glad you didn't post Eli's rip off of the volition review. hanson's hail to the king review is easily the funniest most clever one |
BMDrummer
07.29.14 | fripp where did you find that? |
erizen826
07.29.14 | I agree the Hail to the King review is the most clever. |
BMDrummer
07.29.14 | huh, that's pretty interesting actually |
Jasdevi087
07.29.14 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/60732/Jean-Louis-Costes-Fecal-Master/ |
Guzzo10
07.29.14 | Dr. Hank Paulson's review are amongst the best on the site, but I like this one the most
: www.sputnikmusic.com/review/37772/Emery-...In-Shallow-Seas-We-Sail/
and wtf happened to that one periphery review? |
BMDrummer
07.29.14 | wow fripp those are awesome |
PitchforkArms
07.29.14 | RIP spooky |
PitchforkArms
07.29.14 | and thanks guys i've enjoyed all of these hahahahahaha |
Artuma
07.29.14 | foxxxy's gy!be review easily
rasp's doomthrone one is p swee too |
TheSupernatural
07.29.14 | This will always be my favorite
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/45312/Nickelback-All-the-Right-Reasons/ |
TheSupernatural
07.29.14 | Deviant deleted KILL's Periphery review iirc |
Guzzo10
07.29.14 | WTF DEV
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lyzakthellama
07.29.14 | KILL's sugarcubes review made me laugh so much |
Emim
07.29.14 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/34784/Mastodon-Blood-Mountain/
The only one that matters.
YES A MASTODON GUITAR SOLO |
TheMoonchild
07.29.14 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/30238/El-Grupo-Nuevo-de-Omar-Rodriguez-Lopez-Cryptomnesia/ |
Emim
07.29.14 | acad's parody of that review was priceless |
TheMoonchild
07.29.14 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/62792/Linkin-Park-The-Hunting-Party/ |
TheMoonchild
07.29.14 | http://moaropeth.tumblr.com/image/54109404732 |
TheMoonchild
07.29.14 | Also not technically a review but it did reduce me to a giggling ninny
http://moaropeth.tumblr.com/image/35639580206 |
tommygun
07.29.14 | most ffs revs |
osmark86
07.29.14 | that Eisley review...my poor stomach |
Pheromone
07.29.14 | Got myself a journal now =) |
ExcentrifugalForz
07.29.14 | thanks Frip i've been looking for those |
demigod!
07.29.14 | ffs reviews [2] |
TalonsOfFire
07.29.14 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/13276/Aiden-Conviction/
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/10229/The-Red-Jumpsuit-Apparatus-Dont-You-Fake-It/
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/10383/Aiden-Nightmare-Anatomy/
Not many people on here know this, but these were written by Channing Freeman on an alt. account when he just was starting here. Some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen on this site |
beartato108
07.29.14 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/60871/Deafheaven-Sunbather/ |
osmark86
07.29.14 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/28848/Krallice-Krallice/
amusing and solidly written. |
Asdfp277
07.29.14 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/43959/Owl-City-All-Things-Bright-And-Beautiful/
!!! |
Asdfp277
07.29.14 | also, knott-'s reviews of noah and the whale and mumford |
Froot
07.29.14 | Are all those XtraNormal vids transcripts of actual convos, or are they paraphrased?
If it's the former, where can I find Dev's argument w/ new user? |
bloc
07.30.14 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/55957/Das-EFX-Dead-Serious/ |
InbredJed
07.30.14 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/52232/Mumford-and-Sons-Babel/
This was one of the first things I read upon finding this site, and it's still one of my fav's. |
NordicMindset
07.30.14 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/58498/Imagine-Dragons-Night-Visions/ |
SeaAnemone
07.30.14 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/40623/Sputnik-Christmas-At-Our-House/ |
InbredJed
07.30.14 | ^ OMZG |
SourAK
07.30.14 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/62235/Avril-Lavigne-Avril-Lavigne/ |
Asdfp277
07.30.14 | has anybody posted this one yet?
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/42483/Opeth-Damnation/ |
Skoop
07.30.14 | wow that Eisley review is golden |
Emim
07.30.14 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/9756/Opeth-Blackwater-Park/
the only true opeth review |
Evreaia
07.30.14 | damn, that volition review..
So sad KILL's peripheryyyuubk review got deleted. |
Froot
09.08.14 | Did anyone ever take a cap of Acad's Taylor Swift review? Got removed last week. |
TalonsOfFire
09.09.14 | Hopefully, I loved that review and everything it said was true |
TheSupernatural
09.09.14 | Is it just Dev deleting these reviews or is there another asshole doing it? |
elcrawfodor
09.09.14 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/50141/Mastodon-Crack-the-Skye/
Gets hilarious about halfway through, you do it a disservice if you don't read the whole thing though. |
MO
09.09.14 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/41360/Linkin-Park-Hybrid-Theory/ |
Froot
10.12.14 | http://web.archive.org/web/20131213224727/http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/54514/Taylor-Swift-Red/ |
TalonsOfFire
10.12.14 | Yess gj froot |
SharkTooth
10.12.14 | Smh nobody has posted Rembrandt's reviews:
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/37390/Maroon-5-Songs-About-Jane/
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/36663/Brand-New-The-Devil-and-God-Are-Raging-Inside-Me/
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/36545/Deftones-Diamond-Eyes/
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/37061/Tool-Lateralus/ |
BMDrummer
10.12.14 | fuck all of fripp's links are gone |
Froot
10.12.14 | @Brendan - http://www.youtube.com/user/lessthanthreemetal/videos |
BertMacklinFBI
10.12.14 | 'My generation: the lyrics get slightly deeper on this song (If only we could fly, do you think we can fly?) which makes the audience think, what if we could fly? This song has a killer guitar riff in the bridge and it's for that reason this song gets a 5, a great song 5/5'
That limp bizkit review. Thank you futures |
KrazyKris
10.12.14 | My favourite LB song.. |
TalonsOfFire
11.11.14 | Not a review, but a very funny pic posted on the joke review of Deafheaven's Sunbather:
http://i.imgur.com/tVtijuc.png |
Insurrection
11.11.14 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/27805/William-Control-Hate-Culture/ |
Frippertronics
11.11.14 | thread is in dire need of ICY P and the Funky Bunch
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/63792/Icy-P-and-the-Funky-Bunch-Thug-Bungalow/ |
TalonsOfFire
11.12.14 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/50141/Mastodon-Crack-the-Skye/
Probably his best |
Archelirion
11.12.14 | That Mastodon one never gets old. Never. |
Frippertronics
11.13.14 | YES A MASTODON GUITAR SOLO |
SharkTooth
11.13.14 | it's the only funny one he made sadly |
ShadowRemains
11.13.14 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/28485/Iluvatar-Iluvatar/
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/28105/Moss-Cthonic-Rites/
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/14576/Dio-Holy-Diver/ |
Gameofmetal
11.13.14 | That Volition review is the greatest thing I've seen on this site. [3000]
Well he quite literally reviewed the album in a way |
TalonsOfFire
11.13.14 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/65026/Swans-To-Be-Kind/ |
SharkTooth
11.13.14 | I already linked that one talons |
TalonsOfFire
11.13.14 | Good catch Sharktooth, I linked a new one instead |
TalonsOfFire
11.13.14 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/50260/Meshuggah-Koloss/
Also this is pretty entertaining |
SharkTooth
12.27.14 | this is a forgotten classic
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/45272/Emerson%2C-Lake-and-Palmer-In-the-Hot-Seat/ |
PitchforkArms
08.05.22 | Revisiting this thread makes me very happy |
