Calc
07.09.14 | I'm gonna review 7 someday gahdammit. |
MalleusMaleficarum
07.09.14 | sneezing |
demigod!
07.09.14 | cleaning your ears |
Calc
07.09.14 | sneezing is a good one if you do it right. my wife holds it in like a freak and I know it hurts but she keeps doing it. |
Mort.
07.09.14 | getting water out of your ear after swimming |
TalonsOfFire
07.09.14 | You got 6 from family guy didn't you |
MalleusMaleficarum
07.09.14 | "my wife holds it in like a freak"
dude make her stop that crazy shit |
Calc
07.09.14 | it came to mind from somewhere talon but along with the peanut butter one its something i've felt since i was like 9 |
zakalwe
07.09.14 | Waking up with a start thinking you have school/work before realising it's your day off. |
YakNips
07.09.14 | getting your dick sucked |
Mort.
07.09.14 | eurgh yak you deviant |
beefshoes
07.09.14 | Washing your hands after they get filthy from touching pussies. |
Calc
07.09.14 | poor yak, getting his dick sucked is weird to him.... |
L4titudes
07.09.14 | taking a shit after a night of hard drinking |
SirDrumsalot
07.09.14 | Vaginas are pretty weird honestly. But they sure do feel amazing! |
Mort.
07.09.14 | "taking a shit after a night of hard drinking"
damn that is satisfying. |
mryrtmrnfoxxxy
07.09.14 | talking about gbv |
RoyalImperialGuard
07.09.14 | 11. Someone else washing and massaging your hair. |
zakalwe
07.09.14 | Realising gbv have done 147000 songs that are total classics |
GuanoBumbershoot
07.09.14 | cracking your neck in the morning without meaning to, and having a chill run through your neck/upper spine. |
Relinquished
07.09.14 | that first slice of properly prepared and well-seasoned pizza on cheat day |
FearThyEvil
07.09.14 | Scratching a really bad itch |
TalonsOfFire
07.09.14 | 11. Someone else washing and massaging your hair. [2] |
ChoccyPhilly
07.09.14 | Initially putting a wet cotton bud into a dry ear. |
Cygnatti
07.09.14 | Nice list, calculon. :] |
RoyalImperialGuard
07.09.14 | Scratching your asshole vigorously. |
Diamondize
07.09.14 | seeing someone cool with the same shirt as you |
Kman418
07.09.14 | when you pick your nose and a huge ass booger comes out |
ScuroFantasma
07.09.14 | I don't know why but this list and thread is like a 50/50 mix of strange and comforting. I have no idea how to feel about it. |
Relinquished
07.09.14 | it's like you never tried scratching your asshole vigorously before |
bach
07.09.14 | when you and the homie r flexin in the hood and everyone is payin attention to you and not him |
BMDrummer
07.10.14 | Masturbating |
L4titudes
07.10.14 | peeing in the shower |
beefshoes
07.10.14 | Letting a bidet clean your ass instead of toilet paper. It's amazing. |
Kman418
07.10.14 | are you talking about scratching your ass or your anus cause those are two very very different sensations |
Funeralopolis
07.10.14 | "when you and the homie r flexin in the hood and everyone is payin attention to you and not him"
lol |
tempest--
07.10.14 | "getting water out of your ear" [2]
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Kman418
07.10.14 | when you and the homie r flexin n u get really turned on by his biceps n pop a chub n then he sucks ya dick off |
lyzakthellama
07.10.14 | getting something unstuck from your teeth |
KjSwantko
07.10.14 | -Waking up and not having a hangover when you expected to have one
-When someone purposely scares you and then it becomes funny and you laugh
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KjSwantko
07.10.14 | Picking off scabs lol |
KjSwantko
07.10.14 | Having your ass cheeks massaged. |
bach
07.10.14 | "when you and the homie r flexin n u get really turned on by his biceps n pop a chub n then he sucks ya dick off"
dog u no im v down with equality |
ShadowRemains
07.10.14 | getting water out of your ear [3] |
beefshoes
07.10.14 | When the lobster finally has it's shells off so you can shove it down your throat. |
Calc
07.10.14 | two more cuz they happened today:
-dropping something but snatching that shit outta mid-air like jackie chan
-having something fall asleep in your lap
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Emim
07.10.14 | The initial stretch when you get out of a car after a long trip |
ScuroFantasma
07.10.14 | guessing something correctly and pretending your psychic/smart |
L4titudes
07.10.14 | finding out a cool celeb has the same birthday as you |
L4titudes
07.10.14 | wafting a fart at someone you don't really care for but they think you do |
ScuroFantasma
07.10.14 | lol |
JesusMilosovic
07.10.14 | Using your roommate's toothbrush to clean out your asshole. |
PappyMason
07.10.14 | Great thread. |
Wolfhorde
07.10.14 | Bismarckslapping people. |
Skull917
07.10.14 | bending the high strings of your guitar so that they go into the flesh on the tips of your fingers and leave marks |
betray
07.10.14 | waking up and going back to sleep for like 5 minutes |
betray
07.10.14 | peeling the plastic off of a new electronic |
betray
07.10.14 | getting tattooed |
betray
07.10.14 | medicated powder on your balls after a hot day |
Uranium
07.10.14 | #7 but in MK8 |
betray
07.10.14 | laying on your stomach in bed with a boner |
betray
07.10.14 | stretching your ears a size up |
osmark86
07.10.14 | what exactly is weird about #8? |
DikkoZinner
07.10.14 | 1st sip of beer for the day. |
Calc
07.10.14 | "what exactly is weird about #8?"
i woulda changed the list to say "little" but the the arts woulda fucked up and that aint never worth it |
Calc
07.10.14 | why would the arts have fucked up? |
betray
07.10.14 | lol dude wtf |
JesusMilosovic
07.10.14 | Anal beads |
ShadowRemains
07.11.14 | "laying on your stomach in bed with a boner"
this one too |
Trebor.
07.11.14 | "taking a shit after a night of hard drinking"
damn that is satisfying.
lol da best |
MO
07.11.14 | 1 for the fucking win. Greatest feeling |
Inveigh
07.11.14 | wiping the lent or whatever out from between your toes after taking off a pair of socks you've been wearing all day |
Inveigh
07.11.14 | also farting while taking a piss. only the giant, airy kind though. |
Greyvy
07.11.14 | when u wipe ur butt and your finger goes through the toilet paper and penetrates ur ass hole.
i can't be the only one |
BMDrummer
07.11.14 | Holding in piss/shit for a long time and finally letting it all out |
Inveigh
07.11.14 | dude how hard are you wiping your ass, and how do you hold your toilet paper |
ShadowRemains
07.11.14 | rofl |
Calc
07.11.14 | use more than one square at a time |
JesusMilosovic
07.11.14 | Why do you need to use wiping your ass as an excuse to finger bang yourself? Just spit on your digits and fist yourself like every other normal homosexual. |
ScuroFantasma
07.11.14 | bending the high strings of your guitar so that they go into the flesh on the tips of your fingers and leave marks [2] |
tempest--
07.12.14 | when you do a shit and it splashes water square on your asshole |
Trebor.
07.12.14 | I took a shit this morning after a hard night of drinking and it was seriously as good as an orgasm |
treeqt.
07.12.14 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdgGZ5V-ZHI |
TalonsOfFire
07.12.14 | And people wonder why there're no girls on this site |
weedblunt
07.12.14 | jacking off |
treeqt.
07.12.14 | probably because user Calc is not sharing your opinion lol what a anerd |
Trebor.
07.12.14 | Putting your erect penis into a cup of warm water |
Snake.
07.12.14 | I don't have to pee when I wake up |
Trebor.
07.12.14 | When your girlfriend thinks your morning wood is a boner you got because of her |
Calc
07.12.14 | i asked for the sex and i got the sex |
ScuroFantasma
07.18.14 | wearing a new pair of socks |
MalleusMaleficarum
07.18.14 | numerous laugh worthy posts in here, nice |
tcat84
07.30.14 | when its really hot and a bead of sweat falls from your back into your but crack... it sends a shiver up me spine every time |
unclereich
07.04.19 | Calling user calc on sputnik gay |
Demon of the Fall
07.04.19 | Great list, would read comments again. |
