wayfaringstranger: Gf Just Dumped Me

Satellite 05.28.14	if that's not code for "i'm about to fuck a black guy" then i don't know what is
someguest 05.28.14	sorry dude she's on her way over right now
RoyalImperialGuard 05.28.14	It's not you, it's her. Or is it the other way around...........
CrimsonLies 05.28.14	Sorry to hear man.
someguest 05.28.14	"She used the 'It's not you, it's me' line on me. THAT'S MY LINE!"
Kman418 05.28.14	dont be a baby about it
DominionMM1 05.28.14	"if that's not code for "i'm about to fuck a black guy" then i don't know what is" lol
deathschool 05.28.14	Damn man. Shit sucks. I was on the same deal a couple years ago. You'll get through it man.
silentstar 05.28.14	revel in the fact that you can now connect to 90% of the userbase on a very personal level
Satellite 05.28.14	90% of users had a chick leave them for a well-endowed african-american?
someguest 05.28.14	since when is 90% of this site from Flint
Thunderkat 05.28.14	She was cheating
Itwasthatwas 05.28.14	it seems like a bizarrely prevalent fear
deathschool 05.28.14	Come on guys. Stop being shitty.
danielito19 05.28.14	"(she lives 3hrs away)" some people have a lot of trouble with distance brother
someguest 05.28.14	just have coitus with another broad and you'll forget about this one
Judio! 05.28.14	Sorry to hear, bro :[ Hope you find a better gf soon.
Satellite 05.28.14	this isn't dr. phil deathschool (but you're probably right)
Inveigh 05.28.14	the 3 hours thing only lends credence to Satty's obviously correct black guy theory
wayfaringstranger 05.28.14	lmao no all these comments are makin me feel better. thanks guys. someguest dont take it easy on her
someguest 05.28.14	what were the forefathers thinking
someguest 05.28.14	oh I won't don't worry chicks leave their 'man' for me all the time
Hyperion1001 05.28.14	gr8 thread
fallenbird 05.28.14	Bitches, man...
PunchforPunch 05.28.14	nice list bro keep up the good work
wayfaringstranger 05.28.14	word shes texting me now like "lets be friends"
someguest 05.28.14	yeah she won't put the phone down I guess it's a good thing you can't type with your mouth
Satellite 05.28.14	"why would ANYONE want to be friends?" in keeping with the seinfeld quoting itt
someguest 05.28.14	"I actually care."
Skull917 05.28.14	Sounds to me like she was just making excuses Here's a nice song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Idfv4wyWfSs
Inveigh 05.28.14	this whole thing reminds me of Oceanic without the incest
silentstar 05.28.14	"shes texting me now like "lets be friends" tell her that your sputnik friends are all you need
Satellite 05.28.14	you should fuck her dad
fallenbird 05.28.14	@silentstar: Best response
wayfaringstranger 05.28.14	"tell her that your sputnik friends are all you need" she gon learn today
Skull917 05.28.14	She's texting you "to be friends". Oh man, she's even fucking with you..Smash her face in!
Satellite 05.28.14	go away, the adults are talking
fallenbird 05.28.14	She'll come back for the D eventually, don't worry about it.
someguest 05.28.14	it's that male bonding
Satellite 05.28.14	you're nothing if not a true friend cone
KotoFtw 05.28.14	Jams are appropriate.
ShadowRemains 05.28.14	"if that's not code for "i'm about to fuck a black guy" then i don't know what is" laughed a little bit too much at this also... George: "It's not you, it's me.... You're giving me the 'It's not you, it's me' routine? I invented 'It's not you, it's me.' Nobody tells me it's them, not me. If it's anybody, it's me." Gwen: "Alright, George, it's you." George: "You're damn right it's me."
Satellite 05.28.14	happy pappy?
ShadowRemains 05.28.14	also someguest killin' it in here as usual
Thibs 05.28.14	did she have nice boobs?
wayfaringstranger 05.28.14	i guess
ShadowRemains 05.28.14	lol what kind of response is that it's either yes or no
wayfaringstranger 05.28.14	bro it is like this they weren't fantastic but they weren't bad neither
Thibs 05.28.14	shity then. you'll find others
Kman418 05.28.14	why werent you fucking her dad in the first place like...?????
wayfaringstranger 05.28.14	didn't have my priorities straight i suppose
Calc 05.28.14	"that she's tired of feeling guilty for not making me happy." "yet she was" she's cheatin on ya homie.
greencorn5 05.28.14	I'm from Flint, gf still hasn't left me for a black guy. Stereotype busted.
deathschool 05.28.14	You should fuck her dad [2]
wayfaringstranger 05.28.14	'she's cheatin on ya homie.' alas. i gotta keep on rollin
deathschool 05.28.14	That's the spirit. Now get at her dad. Seriously though man. You'll be alright. Shout things in my shout box if you want.
wayfaringstranger 05.28.14	thanks dude. yeah it'll be aight.
intotheshit 05.28.14	Yes, shout things in is shout box. If that doesn't sound like a weird new fetish.... Best solution? Kill her and fuck her dead body.
osmark86 05.28.14	sorry about that, but I'm pretty sure "for no reason at all" isn't correct. we all have our reasons. there will be others mate.
Matthaios 05.28.14	Sounds like there was more to her situation than what she said. Either way, I feel bad for ya. Jeff Buckley should hopefully make you feel better.
avonbarksdale221 05.28.14	you should fuck her dad [3]
Devastator 05.28.14	Jam Jane Doe.
Kman418 05.28.14	we got through 67 comments without someone recing jane doe guys i'd say that's probably a new record
deathschool 05.28.14	Hahahaha. He should though.
Dolving999 05.28.14	That's rough man. Best advice I can give you is move on. And also, as Devastator pointed out, jam Jane Doe by Converge. Seriously, dude. It's literally the best time of your life to listen to that record.
Deathconscious 05.28.14	"that she's tired of feeling guilty for not making me happy." i smell poopshit.
Devastator 05.28.14	J A N E D O E You might not have slightest idea what he is screaming about but it just connects with you man...... Like yeah.
deathschool 05.28.14	He has Jane Doe rated guys.
undertakerpt 05.28.14	Good idea - spider man Bad idea - heroin addict man
PappyMason 05.28.14	You know what you gotta do... http://youtu.be/lIiFnWH1ntY
DikkoZinner 05.28.14	Drink a few cold beers
ncguitar 05.28.14	take a dump in her mouth
IronGiant 05.28.14	the only thing worse than going through a breakup is going through one alone. don't push away friends or family that try to talk to you and help even though you're not in the best mood, understandably. talk it out with someone, share how you feel. it relieves so much stress and provides some closure. good luck man, feel better
evilford 05.28.14	jam gorguts it'll make you feel better
MO 05.28.14	well what's done is done, suck it up and move on "jam gorguts it'll make you feel better" also this. hard
ConorIsNotHere 05.28.14	Ask yourself this: what would Andcas do in this situation?
North0House2 05.28.14	I know the feeling bro. My girl just called it quits totally out of the blue last Friday. Didn't see it coming at all. I saw her on Tuesday and she was happy and affectionate and things seemed great. She told me that I "liked nature too much" and was "too introverted." Lol, oh well. But I know it sucks. Just jam some cool Midwest Emo or something.
MO 05.28.14	"She told me that I "liked nature too much" well that's weird
guitarded_chuck 05.28.14	jam gorguts and lift weights it is impossible to not feel better after such an experience
Skoj 05.28.14	Delete Facebook, hit the gym, lawyer up
wayfaringstranger 05.28.14	what would andcas do. man i should ponder that one @skoj and guitarded, thanks guys. i gym almost every day anyways. play soccer for club too, i'm pretty active in that regard. northhouse, sorry to hear that man, I understand what you're going through. shit sucks, but it's gonna be alright in the long run. and yeah, jammin jane doe is definitely a good idea. thanks for all the advice and such guys.
DikkoZinner 05.28.14	"jam gorguts and lift weights" This. Go with "Considered Dead".
tcat84 05.28.14	"what is this salty discharge?!"
danielito19 05.28.14	if she ever approaches you asking to get back together don't do it. you need to permanently close the door on this, and don't let anyone open it.
deathschool 05.28.14	Daniel's right I think. Getting back together after a breakup is usually pretty shitty.
Greyvy 05.28.14	your girlfriend dumped you because you don't eat ass. I guarantee it.
wayfaringstranger 05.28.14	if only i'd known sooner. i could have learned the ways
YakNips 05.28.14	look at pics of Obama eating snowcones they'll teach you how to eat ass
calgarydude12 05.28.14	Sorry duder. listen to Love Let Me Go- More Than Life and bawl your eyes out
CalculatingInfinity 05.28.14	That's awful man, I almost lost my GF today as well although it was more my fault then her's. Hope you get better :]
Trebor. 05.28.14	Just do drugs every day like I do
Relinquished 05.28.14	"My girl just called it quits totally out of the blue last Friday" damn dude again?? sorry to read that
Trebor. 05.28.14	"She told me that I "liked nature too much" and was "too introverted."" Dude that's fucked, you're better off
North0House2 05.28.14	"damn dude again?? sorry to read that" Yeah, but no worries. Now that I'm single, I've been able to see that she REALLY wasn't up my alley anyway. I need some hippie girl, that's more compatible with me. "Dude that's fucked, you're better off" Yeah it really surprised me to be honest, because I'm quite social... and what's wrong with loving nature? lol.
DominionMM1 05.28.14	"liked nature too much" what does this even mean?
AtomicShane 05.28.14	he fucks trees
Trebor. 05.28.14	Translation: your attention isn't towards me 100% of the time
beefshoes 05.28.14	"if she ever approaches you asking to get back together don't do it. you need to permanently close the door on this, and don't let anyone open it." ^ You're better off without a girl than being with someone who isn't into you because it'll just be torture for both parties. The second go is always shitty, and the sex is demeaning too. Go hang with friends, put more effort into hobbies/pickup hobbies, and watch weird porn. College helped me through my last breakup. I got really serious about academics and I've made straight As both semesters. Tl;dr: Just rediscover passions and forge new ones.
Spec 05.28.14	She's cheating hard.
North0House2 05.28.14	" "liked nature too much" what does this even mean?" Hahaha I have absolutely no idea. I've been trying to piece it together for days. I guess she likes cities and I personally dislike them?
wayfaringstranger 05.28.14	thats total bs dude. i know exactly what you're goin through though. first day out and while it hurts i'm realizing that i deserve better.
MMX 05.28.14	"She's cheating hard." Second this Sounds like she wasn't happy or she was just being a bitch Sputs here for you
North0House2 05.28.14	" thats total bs dude. i know exactly what you're goin through though. first day out and while it hurts i'm realizing that i deserve better." Yeah but it's alright. It doesn't last forever. Sorry you're going through the same crap man. But yeah, I'm only 4 or so days on now and I'm feeling a lot better. There are a lot of cool chicks out there, so at least you can look forward to meeting even better ones.
LambsBread 05.28.14	I'd say sorry but that means nothing. What you need is a good kick in the ass. Stop feeling sorry for yourself and don't be sad. I know it's easier said than done, but as soon as you find another girl you will be over her entirely, keep that in mind and don lie to yourself about "she's the only one" and all that nonsense
North0House2 05.28.14	Yeah man, itches suck.
wayfaringstranger 05.29.14	@north, yeah man, definitely, there's more than just her. even as perfect as you think someone is for you, there's still others who may be the same or even better in that regard. keep your head up man, i will as well. @lambsbread, thanks man, you're definitely right. no point in moping about, gotta get out there and do things and find better
someguest 05.29.14	You should have mentioned she could queef on command in here. I wouldn't have left my mouth open so long.
TheSpaceMan 05.29.14	dude I havent read any of the comments but you just gotta know that you're than man and she fucked up so dont talk to her again and show that bitch whos better off without the relationship trust me the situation seems awful and you're not gonna wanna wake up for days (been there before) but just show em whos boss
danielito19 05.29.14	is queefing on command even a good thing?
someguest 05.29.14	No, but basic reading comprehension is.
Trebor. 05.29.14	lol
Kman418 05.29.14	ok if you're going to be a baby about it at least do it while listening to snowing or the brave little abacus or other good crybaby music
demigod! 05.29.14	sorry bro but im sure there was some kinda reason
Kman418 05.29.14	actually no just listen to modern baseball they're the ultimate crybaby band
Trebor. 05.29.14	Last girl that broke up with me I was sad but it didn't hit me right away because I stayed in bed all day for two days and marathoned house of cards, and after I finished the last episode I realized I had nothing left and was alone and it hit me really hard To make a long story short, at least you aren't Treb
demigod! 05.29.14	declare a personal holiday
someguest 05.29.14	Go fart in church.
Trebor. 05.29.14	so you can take my page right of your phone book burn my seven digits to ashes i won't be attending any of your classes write another song as this day passes
Kman418 05.29.14	seriously can't think of anything more pathetic than crying to modern baseball
J0ckstrapsFTW 05.29.14	Lil B - Discography
wayfaringstranger 05.29.14	i don't think i've ever listened to modern baseball. oh well
someguest 05.29.14	good. your next gf will probably want your testicles intact.
wayfaringstranger 05.29.14	she texted me again tonight trying to make things work as friends. i cut off all contact whatsoever. feels shitty but i know its for the best
someguest 05.29.14	women think they can have it both ways ps they can't
Nud 05.29.14	Fuck friends man it doesn't work. Cease all contact
wayfaringstranger 05.29.14	yeah i did. it seems really weird to get rid of someone who's been the main part of my life for so long but hey. life man