TheSpaceMan: Got Pulled Over Last Night

TheSpaceMan 05.21.14	didnt even get the speeding ticket m/
Relinquished 05.21.14	great story would read again
Relinquished 05.21.14	"car perpetually smells like a blunt" my sports car's the same lol
YakNips 05.21.14	wow
demigod! 05.21.14	nice save
DikkoZinner 05.21.14	Littering and littering and......
BMDrummer 05.21.14	"hey what's up" Best greeting to a cop ever.
Chortles 05.21.14	lol holy shat
SirDrumsalot 05.21.14	Cool story Hansel.
Trebor. 05.21.14	ridin dirty
TalonsOfFire 05.21.14	Very entertaining story, I'm so glad I've never been pulled over
Mongi123 05.21.14	Now that's a story! Lol how the hell did you manage to weasel your way out of that I do not know :D
Calc 05.21.14	"Cop disappears into his car and masturbates for an hour like they usually do after they take your info." lol "a female cop spawned out of nowhere asking for my buddies ID" LOL!!!
ShitsofRain 05.21.14	nice one
Kman418 05.21.14	should have fined your ass hard if you drink and drive you deserve to have someone take a sledge to the engine of you car
PappyMason 05.21.14	Nice. What you up to at 3 am? ....Basketball. Quality.
TheSpaceMan 05.21.14	lmao we didnt even have a ball on us @kman418 Jesus Christ you better be fucking joking, I had like three beers
KriegdemKriege 05.21.14	Best list I've read on this site. I loled multiple times. It's a good thing the officer was hot as fuck.
Kman418 05.21.14	why would i be joking
Penlord 05.21.14	gr8t story pretty much same thing happened to me a week or two ago but we were parked at a school at like 3 in the morning
Greyvy 05.21.14	some people can drive perfectly fine drunk
Chortles 05.21.14	3 beers gets u slizered
Mongi123 05.21.14	Any beer in your system is drunk to some cops but yea if you have a normal build or if your a big guy three beers doesn't do that much to you.
Kman418 05.21.14	yeah i really don't give a shit or take back anything i said its pretty fuckin clear from this list you were in no sort of state to be driving and driving drunk/generally under the influence is probably one of the most dangerous irresponsible and stupid things you can do and i have no sympathy for people who do
MuhNamesTyler 05.21.14	They probably planted a tracking device on your car. You bein watched foo
MuhNamesTyler 05.21.14	I had a friend get a DUI and an MIP just for one sip of a beer and yes I mean literally one sip
NordicMindset 05.21.14	just interested as how hot the cop was
Kman418 05.21.14	he was so ok to drive he had 3 beers and half an ounce of weed and pain killers in his system and wasn't wearing a seatbelt and didn't have his registration on him and was going 51 in a 25 zone
ZombicidalMan 05.21.14	his buddy had pain killers, not him I completely agree he shouldn't have been driving, but TBH it was a funny story that happened at 3AM when most people aren't out and about. No need to ruin the thread over it
TheSpaceMan 05.21.14	lol Kman 1. I was wearing a fucking seatbelt when I was driving, its a habit for almost anyone 2. why the fuck would a half o of weed sitting in my car impair my driving? you're basically retarded right there but Im gonna keep going 3. not having my registration isn't even that big of a deal, again why the fuck would it cause me to crash? 4. try driving 25 mph for more than 2 minutes while listening to zep (wait till you're old enough to drive though please) 5. yeah I wouldn't be driving with kids in my car under those conditions, but seriously two cops pulled me over and thought I checked out... thats not not enough for ya?
Relinquished 05.21.14	kman lrn2read b4 judging. you're technically right but this dude doesn't seem like after slowly getting off his buzz/high in 3 AM would cause damage.
TheSpaceMan 05.21.14	I agree that I woulda definitely been nailed with a DUI if they breathalyzed, but I'm not gonna be failing a sobriety test just from a few beers that were half outta me by that point anyways... cops can slap a crime on anyone if they really wanted to, there are so many whack laws I bet you don't even know about like how its illegal to hang shit off your rear-view or having to wait 3 seconds after stopping for a 'right-on-red'
Kman418 05.21.14	i read that you'd smoked half an ounce of weed sorry but you clearly stated you'd been smoking too so i really don't see how the specific amount would make a difference the registration thing was more just about being generally irresponsible/unprepared while driving but obviously that wouldn't actually make you more likely to crash yeah also im actually staring at my car keys and license about a foot and a half away from me on my desk but you guys can continue to make blind assumptions. its not like it takes someone old enough to drive to be able to figure out how stupid driving under the influence is anyways but yeah. whatever though this clearly isn't going anywhere just don't be stupid and run over someone cause you got into a car when you were fucked up
Relinquished 05.21.14	"i really don't see how the specific amount would make a difference" you would if you tried
Kman418 05.21.14	if im still coming here after i leave high school please fucking beat me up
Relinquished 05.21.14	: (
MuhNamesTyler 05.21.14	You'll probs be on here more after high school haha
MuhNamesTyler 05.21.14	after all your dreams have been crushed
KriegdemKriege 05.22.14	For the record, I agree with Kman. Driving under any influence is pretty irresponsible. I enjoyed the story though, and think it's rad you didn't get busted.
Avagantamos 05.22.14	4/5 story nice job
Duckman118 05.22.14	I also agree with Kman, you can't really make an argument against him. But this story was pretty damn funny. Would read again.
Avagantamos 05.22.14	I pretty much only drive on weed, but I hardly ever drink anyway
wacknizzle 05.22.14	Weed has never impaired my driving, I usually end up driving slower and more cautious. Having 2 or 3 drinks, then waiting an hour or so to sober up should be enough for a good driver perfectly fine to drive. But seriously be careful about driving around with alot of weed in the car, hide that shit in the trunk. I'd never be under those conditions carrying weed and a scale in my car, that's risky as fuck. Glad they felt you were okay to drive and that you didn't get any tickets, just learn to be more careful next time, you definitely got lucky.
climactic 05.22.14	if this is actually how it went down then you witnessed an act of god
wacknizzle 05.22.14	I remember when I was 17 I got pulled over with 4 friends in the car all of us stoned and a pound of weed in the trunk, and all the cop had to say was 'remove that spongebob squarepants airfresher from your rearview mirror'. Got so lucky lol, that shit was tight.
Avagantamos 05.22.14	^ LOLOL
Trebor. 05.22.14	"3 beers? you still would've probably been arrested for a dui." lol if you blow a .08 after three beers you be a pussy ass bitch
ShadowRemains 05.22.14	should've banged her
mindleviticus 05.22.14	you know none of this would even happen if you all just drive the speed limit
Relinquished 05.22.14	but are you glad he didn't
MuhNamesTyler 05.22.14	Idk. Black and white guy in the same car drivin around a sketch neighborhood
Avagantamos 05.22.14	driving the speed limit sucks ass
TalonsOfFire 05.22.14	Good thing no one actually does, not even close. At least where I live near Boston everyone drives at least 10-15+ above
Avagantamos 05.22.14	people are slow as shit in my city. get's annoying
someguest 05.22.14	It's time to limit your computer time at the mental health center, TheSpaceMan.
TheSpaceMan 05.22.14	they only give me 20 minutes a day, and the best porn sites are blocked anyways ):
Deathconscious 05.22.14	"Cop disappears into his car and masturbates for an hour like they usually do after they take your info." lol
ScarlettPimpernail 05.22.14	Lol at 11
TheSpaceMan 05.22.14	yeah man koneechiwah, our cops are surprisingly lenient over here
BigBlob 05.22.14	wow you sound like a bellend
TheSpaceMan 05.22.14	wow you sound like such a cool guy
BigBlob 05.22.14	100% correct. wow you're good at this
BigPleb 05.22.14	Lol, great fucking story man.
MuhNamesTyler 05.22.14	Everybody's always tryin to keep a brotha down
TheHamburgerman 05.22.14	Fuck the police, right?
someguest 05.23.14	I really like The Police. Great band.
PowerBlitz 05.28.14	Legendary dude.
DikkoZinner 05.28.14	Blast some "Bodycount"
Syne 05.28.14	i'm going to school in willimantic next year
TheSpaceMan 05.28.14	eastern?
titanslayer 05.28.14	I used to have a job catering and I got pulled over while I was on the job. My boss wasn't too happy...
deathschool 05.29.14	This is fantastic.
LambsBread 05.29.14	You must be Chip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJ3dk6KAvQM
Cygnatti 05.29.14	awesome, man. but like yeah, you really should've deserved some kind of repercussions. but who knows, this could be to make up for all the kids that do get fined/arrested for minor shit.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 05.29.14	"Luckily she?s hot as fuck" wow so lucky not sure how this would have went down if she wasn't!
Cygnatti 05.29.14	^^^^
LambsBread 05.29.14	I SAID. You must be Chip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJ3dk6KAvQM where are the lols?
Cygnatti 05.29.14	omg, I wish I watched tv... considering getting netflix sometime.
TheSpaceMan 05.29.14	being interrogated by a babe and not a police butch was the one positive side of the situation, until god decided to intervene
ZippaThaRippa 05.29.14	"Hey, what's up?" Priceless. I'm assuming you got off because you weren't what they were looking for haha
TheSpaceMan 05.29.14	they thought I was hustling dope or something, when they looked into my car they saw an umbrella, some McDoubles wrappers and my gf's scarf and realized I'd be a waste of time to search... a half ounce of weed isn't the score they were looking for so its not like they missed out
DirEnRefused 05.29.14	great job speeding stoned and getting away with it, you're a credit to society.
LambsBread 05.29.14	" I was going 51 mph in a 25" yeah thats dumb you are going to kill a kid or a pet you punk
TheSpaceMan 05.29.14	great job having a shitty user name, you're a credit to this website :D
MMX 05.29.14	A Cop pulled me over once in front of my house "Son where are you going?" "Home" "Where's that?" I point to my left He asks for my information and I hand it over, asks if the car is registered and somehow took my word for it. Cop disappears into his car and masturbates for an hour like they usually do after they take your info. His cop lights and the suspense are pushing my cardiovascular system to its limit "Why are you not in school" "Senior, Open Periods" Hands my stuff back and drives away
someguest 05.29.14	Who the fuck was Dillenger?
DirEnRefused 05.29.14	my shitty username won't get someone killed, lol. for the sake of some poor fucker other than yourself, don't pull that shit again.
TheSpaceMan 05.29.14	okay I wont I promise
TheSpaceMan 05.29.14	@someguest lol oops
Syne 05.29.14	yes eastern!
VeuyujenfrahQuarYARK 05.29.14	DICKEnRefused
Rawmeeth38 03.31.15	post of the year
Tunaboy45 03.31.15	legend
Avagantamos 03.31.15	great bump
Spec 10.29.23	Bumping this absolute stallion of a list.
evilford 10.29.23	Lmfao Haven't seen this before I dont think. Best story I've heard all day. Fuck the police
Storm In A Teacup 10.29.23	One of the 4 times i got pulled over this year i spoke first and exclaimed "i thought for sure i could beat that light" and they laughed and called me an upstanding citizen and let me go
evilford 10.29.23	Lol "You white, gtfoh"
ToSmokMuzyki 10.29.23	>Fuck the police like the hot chick hes talking about? giggity
pizzamachine 10.29.23	Ty classic list
fogza 10.29.23	"you know none of this would even happen if you all just drive the speed limit" [2]
Spec 10.29.23	too difficult to remember what the speed limit is when im wasted
ToSmokMuzyki 10.29.23	hooked up with that cop Pulled Out Last Night