Kman418: I Can Drive And Have Sex With Old People Now

Kman418 04.21.14	LOL WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE ALBUM ART IN 1 LOL
Rowan5215 04.21.14	Happy birthday also lololol
Killerhit 04.21.14	You da man
Relinquished 04.21.14	hb youngling
ethos 04.21.14	congrats on your birthday dude so lucky you can drive xD i turned 15 two weeks ago
Kman418 04.21.14	everyone that likes weezer go look up 41 now pls
Phlegm 04.21.14	wtf i thought you were like 35 happy birthday :)
Judio! 04.21.14	Been able to drive and have sex with old people for a couple years now. I should really start taking advantage of that...
FearTomorrow 04.21.14	but can you have sex while driving?
wacknizzle 04.21.14	Cool albums son
Necrotica 04.21.14	I've driven and jacked off at the same time before. Feels grand
Killerhit 04.21.14	of course you can fear you ever even lived?
ethos 04.21.14	FivesLeavesLeft: STAFF
wacknizzle 04.21.14	what the flipping fuck @FiveLeavesLeft lmao
FearTomorrow 04.21.14	course I have I'm wondering about Kman here
ILJ 04.21.14	damn y'all niggas make 21 feel old as shit
scottpilgrim10 04.21.14	Happy Birthday
Kman418 04.21.14	im not sure i can even have sex out of a car im pretty sure if i tried i would burst before penetration is even made tbh
Killerhit 04.21.14	oooh nice, test 'em
Chortles 04.21.14	hbd dood
wacknizzle 04.21.14	i can has sex with hands
deathschool 04.21.14	Congrats! And sweet ass list too.
Kman418 04.21.14	sex sounds too complicated anyways tbqh
deathschool 04.21.14	Figuring out how to sex actually is a bitch. My first three tries didn't happen.
PunchforPunch 04.21.14	dude add me on last.fm
Necrotica 04.21.14	My first time was fucking weird since my car got hit by that deer right after sex
PunchforPunch 04.21.14	kinky
deathschool 04.21.14	My first successful time I think we celebrated by going to Subway or something. Sex doesn't make your life all that more interesting outside of the act itself. Oh, and babies, if you're into that.
thepaintedalice 04.21.14	Zomg you make me feel old dude. Hb
Kman418 04.21.14	i mean im a bottom bitch so if anything itll probably just hurt a lot
akimbo 04.21.14	dang i always thought you were older
deathschool 04.21.14	Dude, you have crazy awesome taste for freshly turning 16.
Judio! 04.21.14	"My first time was fucking weird since my car got hit by that deer right after sex" wait so you were having sex with that deer?
ZombicidalMan 04.21.14	i think it was with the car
treeqt. 04.21.14	ay boi wunna banG?
deathschool 04.21.14	The deer had sex with the car. He videotaped.
Necrotica 04.21.14	The deer smashed the car. Good thing it wasn't during the sex, that would be a bit awkward
fallenbird 04.21.14	Bitches man
ButteryBiscuitBass 04.21.14	[2]
dimsim3478 04.21.14	congrats Kman yea I thought you were older. you're like a month younger than me FUCK btw "i turned 15 two weeks ago" says ethos (this is a joke right?)
PappyMason 04.21.14	The title heading made me laugh. Nice list btw.
danielito19 04.21.14	sex blows but I'm asexual so I guess I don't get a say in it haha
SpiritCrusher2 04.21.14	damn y'all niggas make 21 feel old as shit[2]
ResidentNihilist 04.21.14	I Can Drive And Have Sex With Old People Now is this gonna be your new dayjob now?
Kman418 04.21.14	why does everyone think im so old i type/act like im 10
ethos 04.21.14	same??
Tunaboy45 04.21.14	Gangbang At The Old Folks Home- Steel Panther
Satellite 04.21.14	"LOL WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE ALBUM ART IN 1 LOL" Indsutry
Kman418 04.21.14	i fucked up
Satellite 04.21.14	you did. you don't even to deserve for it to be yr birthday.
Cygnatti 04.21.14	pretty sure you have to be 18 to be legal.
Kman418 04.21.14	age of consent on washington is 16 lmao
Kman418 04.21.14	trust me as someone who fantasies about 40 year old men constantly i know my shit on this
Cygnatti 04.21.14	wowzers. I'll take ur word for it. :] you're so far away, man of k, I'll never be able to visit ya. D:
ArsMoriendi 04.21.14	"as someone who fantasies about 40 year old men constantly i know my shit on this" What the fuck dude. Eh whatever... just be careful?
anarchistfish 04.21.14	"pretty sure you have to be 18 to be legal." not in most places!
YakNips 04.21.14	yknow I dont remember the album art on 1 looking like that
Kman418 04.21.14	no im not actually going to go hook up with some dude at this age lmao i was kidding around i cant really imagine myself trying out anything until im like 25 or something tbh
Kman418 04.21.14	my dicks disgustingly fucked up tbh but at least i can be smart about it ¯_(ツ)_/¯
PunchforPunch 04.21.14	have u tried converging with other guy kman
Kman418 04.21.14	no why
Cygnatti 04.22.14	I'm confused.
Kman418 04.22.14	how so