Eternal Enemies Ranked
Emmure's generally terrible new album ranked from best to worst. |
| 1 | Emmure
We Were Just Kids
Did another band write this song, or something? An album full of tracks like these,
and I'd have to rank it at least a 3.5. Alas, such wasted potential. |
| 2 | A Gift a Curse
Cool drum intro, actual riffs and non-cringeworthy lyrics. Close runner-up. |
| 3 | Rat King
The verse riff is pretty cool. |
| 4 | Grave Markings
A moment of self-reflection. Delivered with lots of chugs. |
| 5 | New Age Rambler
See #4. |
| 6 | Hitomi's Shinobi
A porn sample has got to count for something, right? Right? |
| 7 | N.I.A. (News in Arizona)
In his own words, Frankie's "a goddamn sociopath". |
| 8 | E
HELL YEAH (turntable scratch) |
| 9 | Like LaMotta
If I be myself like Frankie suggests, I'll just turn into one of his haters. Whatever
shall I do?!? |
| 10 | Bring a Gun to School
Oh, I'm sorry. I meant "Untitled". Either way, Frankie killed all my friends. That's
not cool, man. |
| 11 | Nemesis
"This is my message to a dying world, I fucking hate you" So eloquent and poetic. |
| 12 | Free Publicity
Frankie's such a tough guy, he wants the whole world to know about it. |
| 13 | The Hang Up
Only "the realest motherfucker in the game" could've written something like this. |
| 14 | Girls Don't Like Boys, Girls Like 40's and Blunts
I'm also sure competently intelligent girls don't like this song. Worse than Asking
Alexandria's "Not the American Average". |
| 15 | Most Hated
Ladies and gentlemen, the epitome of hubris. |
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