Krista17: I Want You...

charlesfishowitz 04.18.08	ataraxie for doom
Electric City 04.18.08	Burzum's Hvis... for Black Metal cuz its the only one I own and it's awesome. Also do yourself a favor and get Bath by maudlin of the Well.
Krista17 04.18.08	I already love Ataraxie, but thanks.
Cuban Pete 04.18.08	swallow the sun cryptopsy burzum and ulver windir reverend bizarre generic recommendations ftw
BallsToTheWall 04.18.08	Black Metal- Bathory, Nokturnal Mortum, old Primordial, I personally like Blut Aus Nord, don't care what anybody thinks, and Negura Bunget, and Peste Noire. Oh and people, I've been meaning to check out Nachtmystium, are they worht it? Melo Death- Arghoslent, Intestine Baalism, Mors Principium Est, Kalmah, Storm Rider. Folk Metal- Eluveitie, Windir, Moonsorrow, Chthonic, Ensiferum, Wintersun, Bathory.
Krista17 04.18.08	Yes, I'll already own Hvis Lyset Tar Oss as well. And I'm not into maudlin of the Well. I might be too picky for this.. haha
willfellmarsy 04.18.08	2-disillusion-Back to Times of Splendor and In Mourning-Shrouded Divine
willfellmarsy 04.18.08	also for 2, Strapping Yound Lad-City
Krista17 04.18.08	I don't mean to be rude, but I've already heard/like all of these except Reverend Bizarre and Arghoslent. Which albums do you recommend?
Krista17 04.18.08	@willfellmarsy- Shrouded Divine is such a great album! Good recommendation for anyone who hasn't heard it yet.
south_of_heaven 11 04.18.08	De Lirium's Order - Diagnosis or Victim No. 52 (death metal) I'm impressed that no one has made some lame attempt at hitting on you.
combustion07 04.18.08	Bloodbath, Necrophobic, At the Gates, Worship, Cryptopsy, Immortal, Dissection, Death, The Black Dahlia Murder, Hardingrock, Amon Amarth, Burzum, Ulver, Darkthrone, Fairytale Abuse, RAM-ZET, Nightwish, Swallow the Sun, Necrophagist, Necrophagia, Bolt Thrower, Aborted, Daylight Dies, Mortal Treason, My Dying Bride, Novembre, Novembers Doom, Arsis, Hordes of Nebula,
combustion07 04.18.08	Oh, Intestine Baalism and Septic Flesh too.
south_of_heaven 11 04.18.08	Hey Chan
BallsToTheWall 04.18.08	Hornets of the Pogrom from Argo and check bloodhymns from Necrophobic. You've heard Stormrider? How about some christian black metal, Antestor- The Forsaken? The new Moonsorrow ep is tight as well as the new amazing Septic Flesh album. Agalloch is pinnacle if you don't know already, and Edge Of Sanity- Crimson I and II. You know, i'm sure many of us( me included) don't go out of our way too often to help some random dude get into so many metal bands, as in this case the site's going wild.
Chewie 04.18.08	should we sexual harass this chick again?
Krista17 04.18.08	Alright! Some bands I haven't heard of! I shall check out: De Lirium's Order Arghoslent Hardingrock Fairytale Abuse RAM-ZET Mortal Treason Hordes of Nebula Antestor Anything else??
Metalikane 04.18.08	Lux Occulta "My Guardian Anger" and "The Mother and the Enemy" Someone besides me needs to listen to these albums. Their too good to be as overlooked as they are.
Krista17 04.18.08	Yes please. Sexually harass me over the internet. You're a big man!
Krista17 04.18.08	@Metalikane I do own My Guardian Anger but I couldn't get into it :(
charlesfishowitz 04.18.08	no comment
Metalikane 04.18.08	oh well... Cor Scorpii may be worth a try.
combustion07 04.18.08	Yaaaaaaa! Most of the stuff I listed you didn't know! Wanna do it?
Metalikane 04.18.08	Also, Apotheosis is a pretty great one man bm band.
Yazz_Flute 04.18.08	1. Insomnium, Arsis, Kalmah, Edge of Sanity 2. Cryptopsy, Death, Hypocrisy 3. Mirrorthrone, Arcturus, (both aren't pure black metal, but awesome none-the less) 4. Wintersun, Ensiferum, Agalloch, Moonsorrow (check moonsorrow out ASAP) 5. Old Katatonia, Swallow the Sun
Cuban Pete 04.18.08	nice rack up of comments quickly
BallsToTheWall 04.18.08	You know what, fuck metal, lets go glam. Forget everybodys horriple advice, Poison, Whitesnake, Motley Crue, Great White, Quiet Riot, Def Leppard, Styx, Hanoi Rocks, Skid Row, Ratt, Cinderella. Do it.
Krista17 04.18.08	@Metalikane- No way! I'm listening to them right now. Farthest from the Sun is great. @mynameischan- Well I wouldn't. Therefore, no consent = RAPE. @combustion07- fersure @bodominflames- All great recommendations but I've heard them all. Anyone get Mirrorthrone's new album yet?
willfellmarsy 04.18.08	Yo Krista the barista,...put it on my account and add a macadamian nizzut cookie too. The Black Dahlia Murder, Edge of Sanity, Job for a Cowboy, mors principium est...those other two are my favorites at the moment so i am whoring them to anyone willin to hear. Wanna play spin the bottle?
Cuban Pete 04.18.08	you're a barista
Metalikane 04.18.08	Yeah, I hope he gets around to releasing another sometime soon.
Thor 04.18.08	Melo- Arsis Death - Death Black - Emperor Folk - Ensiferum Doom - Caltrop
Krista17 04.18.08	No, I'm not a barista but I'll play along. Also not a jfac fan at all. But I'll check out Caltrop. Are they more death/doom?
south_of_heaven 11 04.18.08	She's probably like 15 or something. Impaled - The Last Grasp (death metal).
Krista17 04.18.08	You're right. Rape does make it more fun! What was I thinking?!
Krista17 04.18.08	17 actually. I own the Last Gasp as well. haha. I preferred Death After Life to it though.
charlesfishowitz 04.18.08	^^you werent...and that's why you're a woman.
Krista17 04.18.08	How right you are. I'll get back in the kitchen. Where us womenz belong.
south_of_heaven 11 04.18.08	True, Death After Life is better. Torture Squad - Pandemonium (ok, so it's more like death/thrash but awesome nonetheless).
willfellmarsy 04.18.08	Poop, i've never even gotten 40 comments on a review. Damn my XY chromosome!! Obsidian and Gojira are lesser known awesome metal bands.
Yazz_Flute 04.18.08	lol this shows how there are no womenesses on this site at all.... ....i want you too!
willfellmarsy 04.18.08	how long has it been since you were on...Protest the Hero?
Krista17 04.18.08	okay Torture Squad and Obsidian added to my list. Why do you need 40 comments? Compensating for something? Let us all pretend I don't have a vagina for a second, deal?
Yazz_Flute 04.18.08	ew transvestites are nasty I'd prefer it if you did have a vagina
BallsToTheWall 04.18.08	Yes. Carpe Diem... Seize the carp.
Krista17 04.18.08	I've actually been meaning to check out Protest the Hero. Fortress or Kezia? Ok! Just for you bodominflames. I will have a vagina.
Yazz_Flute 04.18.08	SCORE And get both
willfellmarsy 04.18.08	Since you seem metallic as a metal pole id have to say Fortress first, kezia is much more punk/poppy than fortress (at least as far as awesome metal goes)
iarescientists 04.18.08	can you please put up a real pic of yourself and not your hot friend
willfellmarsy 04.18.08	and yes i am compensating for the lack of room in my pants do to my abnormally gargantuan cock. Just looking at your rating id say Between the Buried and Me and Opeth, though a metal head such as yourself must have heard of them. Maybe Meshuggah, Mercenary, or Scar Symmetry
cometuesday 04.18.08	god you guys are all so gay...
barbarian 04.18.08	you should listen to some stoner metal and come get high with m
barbarian 04.18.08	i'm way cooler than all these other doorknobs trust me
Krista17 04.18.08	Nothing gets by you iarescientists. Yup, I've heard of BTBAM and Opeth. I'm missing Progressive Nation! damn. If any of you have last.fm, feel free to add me. Username=Krista1024 I'm leaving. I thank you all. Such gentlemen. I will have your babies.
Zoo 04.18.08	^You're going to regret that^ I'll send you some stuff.
BallsToTheWall 04.18.08	Hey zoo, where you been? Wheres that review bro?
Zoo 04.18.08	I've been around for a little while. I was in Japan for almost a month. And Crysis seems to have found that review for me, haha (but not really). Supposedly, I'll be reviewing something this vacation.
Chewie 04.18.08	its insane how many comments this girl gets, just because of her cooch. I don't blame any of us and don't be offended miss. We are just very horny because we're music nerds who don't get any pussy to speak of, so when a hot music nerd comes on sputnik, our wee wees get excited. If only I weren't a pasty faced fourteen year old who tries to be profound in a comical way but fails epically, I would spooge you.
Pebster49 04.18.08	wtf, why don't I get 61 comments:( Im going to Prog Nation woo!
HighandDriving 04.18.08	I would love to fuck a girl while listening to Death Metal, i.e. you.
Yazz_Flute 04.18.08	FUUUUCCCCKKKED WITH A KNIIIIIFFEEEEEE
PayneTiger777 04.18.08	You know, some of you guys are sick. Just leave her alone and give some recommendations...sorry I don't have any lol.
BallsToTheWall 04.18.08	All you scumbags will perish under the might of Odin, now, you wouldn't treat a lady like this in public because you probaly don't get any ladies to begin with. BURN!!!!!!1 Kidding all.
SynGates 01.18.09	hahahaha I remember this. brought the lulz once again
sneakers 07.17.23	its insane how many comments this girl gets, just because of her cooch. I don't blame any of us and don't be offended miss. We are just very horny because we're music nerds who don't get any pussy to speak of, so when a hot music nerd comes on sputnik, our wee wees get excited.
sneakers 07.17.23	Good pasta
evilford 07.17.23	Lol
bellovddd 07.17.23	HEY BRO sneakers I think you love the cooch. you keep digging through her old posts like your panning for gold.
bellovddd 07.17.23	i'm hot bro. I got a heater AND a coat on. I'm heaps hot right now.
pizzamachine 07.17.23	Draconian