ChrzrdMstrss: Teach Me How To Sputnik!

ChrzrdMstrss 03.12.14	Feel free to ask me anything! I'm 21, bisexual, and live in Florida!
Calc 03.12.14	teach meh how da dougie teach meh teach meh how da dougie
Relinquished 03.12.14	where in FL I used to be posted up in South Florida before I moved near Stockholm
MO 03.12.14	be careful there's a lot of pent up male sexual frustration and hormones eating away at 90% of the userbase who will hound you, consider this your warning
TheGreatQ 03.12.14	Another one of these already?
SeaAnemone 03.12.14	do you like Ja Rule?
ChrzrdMstrss 03.12.14	Panama City!!
DominionMM1 03.12.14	lol
menawati 03.12.14	that's exactly why she's here of course MO (assuming the slim chance it's genuine)
ArsMoriendi 03.12.14	@MO: A lot of the users (like myself) on here are gay. It's funny I swear there's more bi people on here than anyone else though... @ChrzrdMstrss: I like Pokémon too, I have Y! Also if you like Punk... try Big Black lol.
MotokoKusanagi 03.12.14	"I love music and some other things as well :)" u dirty girl
alachlahol 03.12.14	detecting excessive use of try
ChrzrdMstrss 03.12.14	Big Black.. never heard of them before but I'll give it a shot! Are they anything like Green Day?
Snake. 03.12.14	i play gta online as a girl because im lonely wah
Ignimbrite 03.12.14	90% of the people here are complete shitheads, but there are some cool people, the reviews can be awesome, and it's a good way to discover new music.
Pennywise_M 03.12.14	>be rude to people >learn 2 plug >like Jane Doe by Converge and Opeth >sarcastically say "#tybg" on every lil b related article >like Justin Timberlake's last album way too much >suck KILL's dick done
ArsMoriendi 03.12.14	@ChrzrdMstrss: Not even slightly... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KER8gZYx-YQ Try this.
Trebor. 03.12.14	Who's your favorite rapper? Mine's Ja Rule
DrMaximus 03.12.14	Can't tell if this is legit or not
Phlegm 03.12.14	pm me asl
climactic 03.12.14	lol
alachlahol 03.12.14	cant help but push my hand down my pants whil lookin at your profile pic
Relinquished 03.12.14	">be rude to people >learn 2 plug >like Jane Doe by Converge and Opeth >sarcastically say "#tybg" on every lil b related article >like Justin Timberlake's last album way too much >suck KILL's dick done" don't do this again
ArsMoriendi 03.12.14	@TheMoreira: But I only do the first 2 things on that list. You also forgot brown nose the hell out of Master of Reality.
MotokoKusanagi 03.12.14	and that's why everyone hates you Ars
ArsMoriendi 03.12.14	@MotokoKusanagi: Why? I brown nose the hell out of Master of Reality too. Also, speak for yourself, I thought I was rather well liked on here...
Pennywise_M 03.12.14	@Relinquished, damn bro some sense of humour. I wasn't even trying to be accurate or anything lol
MotokoKusanagi 03.12.14	lool
ChrzrdMstrss 03.12.14	I love Justin Timberlake!! He was my #mancandymonday
ChrzrdMstrss 03.12.14	My favorite rapper is probably Drake!
alachlahol 03.12.14	mancandymonday
Relinquished 03.12.14	nah moreira we can't have that incestuous meme bullcrap linger
alachlahol 03.12.14	but bro...... jane doe and opeth
Relinquished 03.12.14	fuck em we all move on
Snake. 03.12.14	jane doepeth mang
EaglesBecomeVultures 03.12.14	mancandymonday!!!
Tyrael 03.12.14	Omg I love pokemon too!!!!!!
Kman418 03.12.14	eagles is my #mancandymonday :)
Ending 03.12.14	One of these days somebody who's actually a girl who actually has such a disposition and such tastes will join this site, make a list introducing herself similar to this one, get ragged on, and have virtually no way of proving herself as being genuine.
apert 03.12.14	why do people even respond to these threads
ScuroFantasma 03.12.14	welcome to the site ChrzrdMstrss
ArsMoriendi 03.12.14	@Ending: But isn't SkaCali1991 the only actual girl on here? And her tastes are actually legit. Am I missing something or are there other actual frequent female users on here?
Tyrael 03.12.14	well we used to have balcaen and Scoot's girlfriend but both of them stopped posting I think
alachlahol 03.12.14	nope andcas left there are no girls left hehe
Tyrael 03.12.14	Oh and Robin Smith
ffs 03.12.14	type some words about a music and then press enter
NordicMindset 03.12.14	SkaCali got the banhammer
ffs 03.12.14	also suck my dick or whatever
ChrzrdMstrss 03.12.14	Anyone else here enjoy Chipotle? I'm browsing from one right now !
FromDaHood 03.12.14	Squaids is a girl?
DrMaximus 03.12.14	Welcome to the site :]
ArsMoriendi 03.12.14	@Green Baron: But without her, this place is literally a sausage fest. (I mean I don't really mind, but a little diversity would be cool...) How'd SkaCali get banned?
NordicMindset 03.12.14	Welcome to Sputnik though
Tyrael 03.12.14	I bet SkaCali was actually aubergine that alone should be enough for a permaban
NordicMindset 03.12.14	nah SkaCali was real. She had Facebook and erything. She probably got banned because of her ties to Mookid + Pestiferous.
Necrotica 03.12.14	I love Pokemon too! xD xD
ArsMoriendi 03.12.14	@Tyrael: I haven't been around long enough to know who that is I guess? I've only been talking to you guys since early February. God I feel like a n00b now.
NordicMindset 03.12.14	Generation 4ers.
Azn. 03.12.14	"Anyone else here enjoy Chipotle? I'm browsing from one right now !" the real question is does anybody NOT enjoy chipotle?
NordicMindset 03.12.14	Steak tacos, with cheese, lettuce, salsa and sour cream
Necrotica 03.12.14	"But without her, this place is literally a sausage fest. (I mean I don't really mind, but a little diversity would be cool...)" Why does no one mention Kimm anymore?
FromDaHood 03.12.14	I don't enjoy Chipotle
Tyrael 03.12.14	auberginedreams is a notoriously awful user
ArsMoriendi 03.12.14	@Azn.: I like it, but I always found it weird that its supposed to be room temperature instead of hot. @Green Baron: Anything with sour scream and cheese is a win though.
NordicMindset 03.12.14	Brendan who is Kimm?
Azn. 03.12.14	I never really thought about the temperature of the food tbh
Tyrael 03.12.14	Kimmsightmatters, christian metalcore lover girl
Azn. 03.12.14	HOLD THE GUAC
NordicMindset 03.12.14	come on does it really matter if users are girls are not like seriously
climactic 03.12.14	lol [2]
ArsMoriendi 03.12.14	@Tyrael: I don't know her... damn being sort of new.
ArsMoriendi 03.12.14	@Green Baron: Well... I mean... yes and no? It's a little disheartening that this place would be such a turn off to women who have good taste in music. To which I'm sure plenty exist...
apert 03.12.14	its the internet, everyone is male
LUM 03.12.14	Down to snapchat??? Hit me up-bigjohnny93
DominionMM1 03.12.14	like martinikisses
Necrotica 03.12.14	I'm wearing a banana hammock in my religion class right now
LUM 03.12.14	you look so cute i love your eyes :], i bet your personality matches your looks!!
ArsMoriendi 03.12.14	@LUM: You're creepy.
klap 03.12.14	so do you like ja rule or not
ChrzrdMstrss 03.12.14	I've never listened to Ja Rule :(
Snake. 03.12.14	@FromDaHood yeeeeaaaaaaa
LUM 03.12.14	are you on kik??
LUM 03.12.14	@LUM: You're creepy. im sorry you cant talk to girls
ChrzrdMstrss 03.12.14	Thanks @LUM I get a lot of compliments on my ass too ;)
oltnabrick 03.12.14	lil ugly mane on sputnik wow
Funeralopolis 03.12.14	thinking a girl exists on the internet LUM done get trapped hard
VinVal 03.12.14	wanna get bukkaked by me and like six of my best dawgs?
NordicMindset 03.12.14	There's a Sputnik Facebook group guys
NordicMindset 03.12.14	Care for the link?
sniper 03.12.14	yeah
ChrzrdMstrss 03.12.14	Kik me @samispecialk
LUM 03.12.14	w/e you "boys" are just a bunch of sexist babies that have never talked to a fine woman like sami
NordicMindset 03.12.14	https://www.facebook.com/groups/723855020960882/
SeaAnemone 03.12.14	thanks for the info Tong Ham
Funeralopolis 03.12.14	@lum berry: m'lady
oltnabrick 03.12.14	long slam
NordicMindset 03.12.14	guys remember TinaPalmer1997?
oltnabrick 03.12.14	https://www.facebook.com/jacob.janiak add me on facebook i am hot
NordicMindset 03.12.14	Nine year old.
Necrotica 03.12.14	I fuck on the first date
ArsMoriendi 03.12.14	@LUM: 1.I'm gay soooooooo 2.I can talk to girls just fine, but asking for snapchat here is creepy.
oltnabrick 03.12.14	https://www.facebook.com/MicahMusicMan this is my other account were i do my drug deals
ChrzrdMstrss 03.12.14	LUM kik'd me do you all know if that was smart?
NordicMindset 03.12.14	Well LUM do you think it's creepy?
LUM 03.12.14	ok well snapchat is a fun way to get to know someone, it's like texting but you send pics of your face...so creepy
Necrotica 03.12.14	I date on the first fuck
ChrzrdMstrss 03.12.14	Green Baron you're kinda creeping me out :/ can you go away
NordicMindset 03.12.14	I was referring to LUM but
Necrotica 03.12.14	My name is Hong Tam I give the bitches a dong grand slam
NordicMindset 03.12.14	oh jesus christ Necro i thought that was dead.
LUM 03.12.14	whatever y'all have 0 game, this is the 21st century in case you don't own a calender, communicating over the internet is just as important as irl soooo... yea
ArsMoriendi 03.12.14	"communicating over the internet is just as important as irl" No, trust me, communicating in real life is still way more important.
Azn. 03.12.14	once you get tired of everyone either hitting on you or ragging on your music taste feel free to turn in account deletion requests in the forums
LUM 03.12.14	k so how im i supposed to communicate with sami :}}} irl if i dont properly communicate with her on the net first tell me that love guru
Phlegm 03.12.14	agreed with Shawn kemp tbh
MotokoKusanagi 03.12.14	inb4 500 comment list
NordicMindset 03.12.14	what does the NBA have to do with this?
ArsMoriendi 03.12.14	@LUM: You meet women in real life or go on a dating website?
LUM 03.12.14	she already snapped me lol step aside pussies
DrMaximus 03.12.14	Lol
ChrzrdMstrss 03.12.14	Why is Green Baron still posting in here -_- Also can we talk about something fun :D
Phlegm 03.12.14	smh u prolly got like 1k SC points, watch ur mouth
ChrzrdMstrss 03.12.14	LUM is kinda cute ;)
Phlegm 03.12.14	not you Sammi xxxx
LUM 03.12.14	yea uhhh what color bra are you wearing :p
Propose 03.12.14	check out my shoutbox pls I'm being abused
LUM 03.12.14	just another lil virgin who's sad he can't even get a chick online LOL :)
ChrzrdMstrss 03.12.14	I'll snapchat it to you if you're nice enough to me
Necrotica 03.12.14	I'll make you my bloody virgin sacrifice to Fenrir
Propose 03.12.14	Implying I'm not a beautiful woman LUM tho good luck fucking your hand
NordicMindset 03.12.14	alright guys
ChrzrdMstrss 03.12.14	Play nice :(
NordicMindset 03.12.14	If we're going to be honest here I don't hate ADTR.
ArsMoriendi 03.12.14	Wait Propose is a legitimate woman? Awesome. LUM you should stop being an asshole to her.
VinVal 03.12.14	guys shes not even hot
Necrotica 03.12.14	I'd have fun with her
Keyblade 03.12.14	Yall niggas lame af
Propose 03.12.14	I can see you dig Nick Drake FiveLeavesleft snapchat me sometime Fiveleaves or should I say 5/5handsomemanleavesleft ;)
AtomicShane 03.12.14	i say i like ISS and get tons of shit a chick says she like them everyone ignores it SEXISM
PunchforPunch 03.12.14	Yall niggas [2]
LUM 03.12.14	i wonder what type of panties sami wears thooo :3
Rhyme 03.12.14	ooh kill em
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theacademy 03.12.14	worst list ever go ask to be banned all of you
ChrzrdMstrss 03.12.14	Versace thongs ;)
scottpilgrim10 03.12.14	theacademy knows quality pop punk songs.
aaronrkc 03.12.14	this is gr8
LUM 03.12.14	im not wearing anything atm XD
Muisc4Life26 03.12.14	teach me how to dougie
scottpilgrim10 03.12.14	The stanky leg is where it's at.
ITsHxCTOASTER 03.12.14	Do you like Ja Rule
Calc 03.12.14	wtf 157 comments...
ArsMoriendi 03.12.14	So LUM is ChrzrdMstrss? He's basically flirting with himself? Worst troll ever.
NordicMindset 03.12.14	Not 100% confirmed but ehh
Relinquished 03.12.14	you kids are the worst detectives
scottpilgrim10 03.12.14	You guys need to study up Nancy Drew books.
ChrzrdMstrss 03.12.14	LUM is not me -______
InbredJed 03.12.14	So how's life under the bridge?
SatanicPeanuts 03.12.14	Hi welcome to sputnik
cryptside 03.12.14	ffs this is just stupidity of highest degree.
ArsMoriendi 03.12.14	@scottpilgrim10: Okay Nancy Drew, you tell me what's going on then...
climactic 03.12.14	are you black
SatanicPeanuts 03.12.14	list is meh , not a fan of any of these artists
mryrtmrnfoxxxy 03.12.14	do u still have an ellipses fetish
scottpilgrim10 03.12.14	@ArsMoriendi This isn't my case. I'm just giving some advice.
mandan 03.12.14	Rule #1: Take nothing personally Rule #2: Don't do more than 1 review per day Rule #3: Take nothing personally Rule #4: Don't do more than 1 list per day Rule #5: Take nothing personally Rule #6: Beware of trolls Rule #7: Take nothing personally Rule #8: Make sure you hear albums at least twice before making up your mind about them (this can have its exceptions ofc, if you have big issues with the album). Rule #9: TAKE NOTHING PERSONALLY Welcome to Sput, cheers.
oltnabrick 03.12.14	^ this guy
Brostep 03.12.14	yo chrzrd you should meet martine's chiptune ex I think you two would get along pretty well
FromDaHood 03.12.14	Will with your taste you're like two steps away from being someone's chiptune ex
FromDaHood 03.12.14	Remember when Hong got faked out by the last fake girl and now he's acting like it doesn't matter what gender someone is
Brostep 03.12.14	hell I have no doubt I will be at one point but at least I've already established (read: made a fool of) myself in mezz so I doubt if/when (when, most likely) it happens it'll be that much of a recurring joke
Cygnatti 03.12.14	Yall are niggas [3]
titanslayer 03.12.14	The dumber the list is the more comments it gets...
oltnabrick 03.12.14	http://i.imgur.com/eEY5qBR.gif
EaglesBecomeVultures 03.12.14	man candy monday
ChrzrdMstrss 03.12.14	Stop arguing everyone :(
scottpilgrim10 03.12.14	Why didn't Gabriella just tell you how to sputnik if she knows this site? fail logic.
DominionMM1 03.12.14	"Worst fake female troll account ever? prob" no. Martinikisses man.
Slut 03.12.14	a girl i can't breathe
ILiveInNetherlands 03.12.14	Dig extreme metal, listen to sentimental garbage, hate nu-metal, be uncreative (what is this word) and unoriginal. Don't ever listen to any guy's opinion, if it doesn't fit yours. Write reviews. I learned not to do that in one year.
ILiveInNetherlands 03.12.14	Don't ever? Fuck, my English is so good today.
ChrzrdMstrss 03.12.14	What are you guys fav bands??
scottpilgrim10 03.12.14	=w=
itsalltherage 03.12.14	tits or gtfo
VinVal 03.12.14	Tits [2]
FromDaHood 03.12.14	I'm a big ADTR fan. seen them twice
ChrzrdMstrss 03.12.14	I love A Day To Remember! I met the bassist at a bar after one of their shows
VinVal 03.12.14	Big cock and ball torture fan
itsalltherage 03.12.14	big fan of u < 333
FearTomorrow 03.12.14	I love Charizards
ZilbelPing 03.12.14	What is this
Yuli 03.12.14	I've missed awful threads like this
ellexim 03.12.14	So apparently I already messed up as a newbie by posting more than 1 review in a day, but aside from that -- MRW when reading this thread http://i.imgur.com/mtlnSd4.gif
ArsMoriendi 11.04.16	I can't believe I found it I was so new when I commented on this
DoofusWainwright 11.04.16	So this is actually the original
ArsMoriendi 11.04.16	There's probably even older ones, but I don't know of them Ask an old user like guitardedchuck I guess