Calc: Sputnik Minorities

Calc 03.08.14	I get if you fall under two is more difficult to fall under four... Dumb list, but I'm bored waiting for a call/e-mail from this DEA type agency to tell me if I can continue the process to train for them. Again because I wrote the words gay and religion in this list I'll ask to please not be banned.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.08.14	7, 9 and 10 ive been in a 4 way call of duty session with 3 other dudes
Trebor. 03.08.14	bisexual, employed, white, might be in a band soon, no religion, not over 23, not proficient other than guitar and drums, live in north america, not engaged
Calc 03.08.14	fuk lemme revise three to the point where only one person here should be able to fit it. eh fuk it the album arts showing up are more important.
Greyvy 03.08.14	wtf
Necrotica 03.08.14	Bisexual, Catholic (yeah, weird seeing those together), proficient in many other instruments other than just guitar and drums (bass, piano, tuba, trombone, saxophone, vocals)
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.08.14	well u can pencil me in for non drum or guitar proficiency, i shred the jew harp
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.08.14	brendan u bi man did not know sweet, respect
Trebor. 03.08.14	we banged once
TheGreatQ 03.08.14	define "actively practices"
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.08.14	who was on top
BMDrummer 03.08.14	Trying to find a band, but it's hard when nobody knows of Neurosis, Joy Division, or King Crimson.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.08.14	define 'gainfully', 'gay', 'caucasoid', 'married', 'actively', 'age', 'currently', 'working', 'proficient', 'forms of guitar', 'fourway', and 'involved'
MrSirLordGentleman 03.08.14	I'm caucasic, yes, college student, nope, nope, what do you mean by "actively"?, nope, latin america ftw, wish I was, what?
TheGreatQ 03.08.14	define "define"
MrSirLordGentleman 03.08.14	http://www.wordreference.com/definition/define lel
Calc 03.08.14	actively practice means you don't just identify as it, you go to a place of worship or pray at home or meditate, whatever practice the religion does.
Necrotica 03.08.14	You should probably change "gay" to LGBT in general
InbredJed 03.08.14	Is both a Tom Waits fan and a Manowar fan .
MrSirLordGentleman 03.08.14	Not ABBA fans then? cool!
ArsMoriendi 03.08.14	1.white 2.gay 3.not employed (I'lll start college in the fall) 4.Nah, not yet. 5.18 6.atheist 7.nope 8.New York 9.I play cello pretty well/amateur guitarist LOL at 10.
Judio! 03.08.14	Yes to 3, 7, and 9.
DominionMM1 03.08.14	3 and 5 9 kinda but not extremely proficient
BigPleb 03.08.14	3, 7 and 8!
Greyvy 03.08.14	according to comments in here i am a minority for liking girls
someguest 03.08.14	I'm not engaged personally but I've had sex with an engaged woman. I'm a tad over 23. I'll leave the rest to you freaks.
Greyvy 03.08.14	please dont brag about incest with your mom
MrSirLordGentleman 03.08.14	Could've been his grandma
someguest 03.08.14	Why would I talk about that situation here? It wasn't one of the topics presented above.
ConorIsNotHere 03.08.14	Bi, in a Trad band in Uni (if that counts for 7), from Northern Ireland, I play the piano.
bloc 03.08.14	1 3 5 6
hikingmetalpunk 03.08.14	massacre - from beyond
Calc 03.08.14	necro i didnt say bi or anything cuz i was looking for it to be a bigger minority, even if I did put LGBT it'd still prolly be a minority just not to the degree that just gay is, on this site at least. i wasn't being narrow minded it was intentional is my point lol
Cygnatti 03.08.14	1,2, and 9 what do I win? :]
Relinquished 03.08.14	3, 4, 5, 8, 9, 10
Calc 03.08.14	you already have my love and adoration chipmunk I can't offer you anymore..
Cygnatti 03.08.14	dam, life sucks ;_;
silentstar 03.08.14	calc opening the closet
someguest 03.08.14	Actually, Calc was looking for someone to take an entire case of butt plugs off his hands.
SeaAnemone 03.08.14	I am literally none of these things
zakalwe 03.08.14	Married, employed, over 23 never been in a four way with two dudes but had the opportunity to have a threesome with two birds once. Turned it down cos I didn't want to be humiliated x2 I'd have blown me beans in seconds.
Relinquished 03.08.14	bull
someguest 03.08.14	hurry someone add 'can't pass the bar' to the list and we'll all wait a few years
SeaAnemone 03.08.14	lol straight to the heart with that one someguest respect 'cept I'm gonna make the bar my fuckin bitch just wait
Shuyin 03.08.14	5, 7 and 8 also, IM FROM FUCKING PORTUGAL
Kubrick 03.08.14	gay and 24. and i've been a user since 2006... which is probably the much smallest minority. also in medical school... anyone else?
someguest 03.08.14	haha I know you will a little online negative reinforcement never hurt!
Calc 03.08.14	por-chu-gull?
Shuyin 03.08.14	also known as portshugul
SeaAnemone 03.08.14	Kubrick: in law school, as referenced by someguest, which is kinda the same in that we're both predisposed to become depressed, alcoholic, workaholics! but rich ones!
someguest 03.08.14	alcoholism knows no social class, sexuality, race, or upbringing
SeaAnemone 03.08.14	alcoholism: bringing us all closer together
Necrotica 03.08.14	"tranny porn for the straight guy" How about tranny granny porn
someguest 03.08.14	I wouldn't have done nearly as many morally questionable activities if it weren't for my buddy alcohol. A real friend pushes you to take risks and create a story for yourself.
Kubrick 03.08.14	"in law school, as referenced by someguest, which is kinda the same in that we're both predisposed to become depressed, alcoholic, workaholics! but rich ones!" hahaha cheers man. maybe i'll give you a call for some malpractice work.
someguest 03.08.14	That's the spirit, Kubrick! Plan on fucking up from the start!
LambsBread 03.08.14	1 Im as white as humanly possible 2 straight, borderline homophobe 3 minimum wage 4 havent been in a serious relationship in a long time 5 over 23 6 sorta not really 7 never played any instrument 8 USA 9 never played any instrument 10 thankfully no
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.08.14	add "11. suffers from something straight out of the DSM" so lambsbread can be a minority
SeaAnemone 03.08.14	Lambs "Borderline Homophobe" Bread
Greyvy 03.08.14	3 minimum wage 5 over 23 lol fuck
someguest 03.08.14	Somehow when Hillary attempts humor it doesn't come across as all that funny. hmm
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.08.14	homophobes are the worst people
zakalwe 03.08.14	You'd hate me mum
LambsBread 03.08.14	i guess im not a homophobe if that means you hate gay people but a guy tried to kiss me once and it was very upsetting
Emim 03.08.14	3 6 soon to be 5
someguest 03.08.14	usually boners aren't that upsetting
Emim 03.08.14	Homophones are the worst
Azn. 03.08.14	im white as humanly possible, I think myself as an intellectual and I am proud to say that I have won many arguments on the internet using logic and troll humor, I'm bisexual but id never touch a dude lol gross. I am considered on the internet to be a gentleman even though still I have been the victim of countless friendzones, I am a nice guy, not a dick to women in general, I'm into disturbed and other forms of extreme metal like combichrist, my music taste is really heavy and most people like softer stuff lol
hikingmetalpunk 03.08.14	"How about tranny granny porn" tranny granny put it in her fanny
Calc 03.08.14	hey emim... meet you at the track meet.
Insurrection 03.08.14	proficient in piano and sax (used to be at least) thats all i got but technically im not white im cuban/spanish/columbian so ya
zakalwe 03.08.14	Tranny Granny. I think he/she taught me Home Economics circa '94
someguest 03.08.14	I wish I was Cuban. Can I call you Ricky?
ArsMoriendi 03.08.14	"borderline homophobe" :( Also Asianguy is a master troll.
LambsBread 03.08.14	when did I attempt humor? what an ironic comment coming from you, practically all you do on this site is make jokes no one is even listening to.
someguest 03.08.14	you're right they read them
LambsBread 03.08.14	good one. they don't laugh though
someguest 03.08.14	I don't know, they might. Not everyone here is an uptight, uninformed, unintelligent, unimpressive pulpit man.
titanslayer 03.08.14	reported
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.08.14	just gonna step in for a minute to say lambsbread is about 400x shittier of a user than someguest even on someguests worst of days
SeaAnemone 03.08.14	^ x 1million agreed
someguest 03.08.14	I used to be like you, Hillary. Then I stopped giving a fuck about things that don't matter in the big picture. You know, all the shit you care about.
LambsBread 03.08.14	I don't know, but you sound like you know me better than I know myself so go on
SeaAnemone 03.08.14	wait that's actually a pretty astute comparison someguest a few years ago v. hilary today
someguest 03.08.14	Yes, I have mellowed out considerably. There's no denying it.
MrSirLordGentleman 03.08.14	calc, thank you for opening the closet, it seems it was full
LambsBread 03.08.14	to be honest, you are actually pretty funny but i dont see the need to randomly insult me when i was just answering the list and wasnt even trying to be humorous though, or how that is "mellow". also don't see why I am a bad user, at all.
MrSirLordGentleman 03.08.14	"i guess im not a homophobe if that means you hate gay people but a guy tried to kiss me once and it was very upsetting" I'm gay, but if a random guy does that I get angry too, so lambs is not homofobic, love him people
MrSirLordGentleman 03.08.14	wait, this thread, with these comments, omg this is the biggest deja-vu ever
someguest 03.08.14	"but i dont see the need to randomly insult me when i was just answering the list and wasnt even trying to be humorous though, or how that is "mellow"." The way you answered the questions seemed like you attempting humor. Cheer up man, I'm just poking some fun. Grain of salt, my man.
LambsBread 03.08.14	because i have different opinions than you? if you are comparing who better coherently and politely expresses their opinions, me or you Frip, its not even close.
BlacKapes 03.08.14	no i dont fit any of these minority criteria so im in the minority
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.08.14	id honestly be flattered if a gay dude tried to kiss me id be like nah man, im straight... but at least now i know im sexy to ALL GENDERS
MrSirLordGentleman 03.08.14	@mylittlepenis you have a little penis, that isn't a minority here
BlacKapes 03.08.14	haha good one
LambsBread 03.08.14	yeah its just kinda annoying to constantly be insulted on this site when I am actually trying to make it better by focusing on the topic at hand and stopping the back and forth insults. every time i say anything i have at least 2-3 people giving me shit though, then I end up getting banned.
someguest 03.08.14	Once enough people get an impression of you either through your actions or others' comments it's difficult to change it. That's your problem right now.
LambsBread 03.08.14	"id honestly be flattered if a gay dude tried to kiss me" yeah i guess thats kinda what happened - were still facebook friends LOL, but at first it was very upsetting, i think it would be for anyone from a family like mine that would literally disown me for being gay.
BlacKapes 03.08.14	@lambs i think the worst possible thing you can do on this site is say something borderline homophobic, ive gotten banned every time ive joked about it. like hardly anyone is still homophobic these days and the few that are live in backwoods country and probably dont know how to use computers so everyone needs to stop getting their panties in a bunch and lighten up holy fck
someguest 03.08.14	agreed great sex last night Penis
BlacKapes 03.08.14	thanks man you still owe me
LambsBread 03.08.14	yeah im not saying i didnt ask for any of this just saying it sucks
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.08.14	"i think it would be for anyone from a family like mine that would literally disown me for being gay." ah fair. my parents are super down to earth / open minded so i guess its reflected on me. im super fuckin down with the LGBT community. 'ultra heterosexual' bro douchebags to me are about the equivalent of apes in my eyes
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.08.14	"like hardly anyone is still homophobic these days and the few that are live in backwoods country and probably dont know how to use computers so everyone needs to stop getting their panties in a bunch and lighten up holy fck" hate to break it to you but homophobia is running rampant as fuck right now in various countries.... not just backwoods counties across the states.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.08.14	two steps forward one step back kinda thing
BlacKapes 03.08.14	yeah, im talking mainly about the states, i should have said that. the media made this some huge issue a few years back as if no one supports gay rights when the majority already did to begin with, besides the religious radicals and backwoods people.
JokineAugustus 03.08.14	used to be 9. Kinda lost my piano skills though
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.08.14	well, i know most americans really can't fathom this but 'MURRICA reaaaaallly isn't the centre of the solar system believe it or not we have a loooong long way to go in accepting lgbt as a species
JokineAugustus 03.08.14	Does Canada have to count as North America?
BlacKapes 03.08.14	'MURICA needs to stop getting involved with social issues in underdeveloped countries lol
Greyvy 03.08.14	canada is 'murrica jr.
MrSirLordGentleman 03.08.14	America =/= United States, burn muricans
postrockpaperscissor 03.08.14	3, 6, 7, 9.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.08.14	as north america yes but i mean most of the rest of the world thinks we are a lovely people except the americans because they are butthurt that we are way better at being intelligent, likeable, open-minded, and hockey so they make fun of us you know its like jr. high when the popular kid with the small dick goes around telling all the really nice awesome kids who grow up to be friggin awesome that they have small dicks cuz he's actually just insecure about having a small dick
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.08.14	'canada is 'murrica jr.' HAHAHAHAHAAHA fuck that
MrSirLordGentleman 03.08.14	canadians are lovely, seriously, they're like a cute poodle puppy
ArsMoriendi 03.08.14	@LordPots: We're a species now?
MrSirLordGentleman 03.08.14	that also speaks french, beat that murica!
JokineAugustus 03.08.14	Wait pots? Your Canadian then?
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.08.14	@ars ..... yes.... last time i checked humans were a species...... @jokine yes
Nocturnal 03.08.14	1. Im black 2. Sexually confused, I was straight but I'm possibly coming out of the closet now. 3. Yes 4. No 5. No 6. Yes I'm a muslim. 7. Working on it, 3/5 members down, 2 to go 8. No 9. I kill the harmonica and can play some banjo. 10. Shamefully yes and I was also involved in a Bukkake.
someguest 03.08.14	"you know its like jr. high when the popular kid with the small dick goes around telling all the really nice awesome kids who grow up to be friggin awesome that they have small dicks cuz he's actually just insecure about having a small dick" yep. it's always easy to point out the losers.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.08.14	ah i see how u could have misread that, let me re-write we (humans as a species) have a long way to go in our acceptance towards lgbt
ArsMoriendi 03.08.14	@MrSirLordGentleman: Half of us in the USA speak Spanish... is that close enough? (Too far?)
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.08.14	" I was also involved in a Bukkake." nasty
SeaAnemone 03.08.14	"a family like mine that would literally disown me for being gay" lol this makes total sense
MrSirLordGentleman 03.08.14	@Ars: as a latin american, I can say, yeah, probably
someguest 03.08.14	Fear, like mental illness, travels down family lines.
MrSirLordGentleman 03.08.14	my family would disown me to if they knew it lol
Ryus 03.08.14	lol
Greyvy 03.08.14	http://i.imgur.com/8XJpbCX.png
SeaAnemone 03.08.14	canada is a fucking awesome country I equate it with USA in many ways, relatively, but yeah, great place; if only it had the diversity of America in terms of weather/scenery/I forget the word that describes all of this lol
mandan 03.08.14	Latino, straight, seeking oportunity, single, Deist, no band (yet), Puertorrican, play guitar (but working on it) and don't get 10 so whatever.
Ryus 03.08.14	they have a massively better national anthem then usa
LambsBread 03.08.14	I can see both sides of LordPots and LittlePenis. In the US in the 90s the words "gay" and "fag" were just so regularly used and accepted that they are literally ingrained in my brain and I often use them synonymous with "stupid" or "loser" without even thinking about their true meaning at all, even as I am older and purposely try to not use them - it still happens subconsciously. Gay people are some of the most respectful people I've ever met and am not trying to offend them in any way, but I don't think its really a big deal to have a laugh at someone else's expense, as long as it isn't a sincere insult and you aren't telling it to someone who would be offended. But that probably doesn't apply to an international community like this, as you can see from Pots, the attitude about gay jokes is completely different even from the US to Canada. I've noticed foreigners seem to completely miss the concept that Americans make jokes about the most taboo issues on purpose - that is American humor, and yeah I think it is dumb as well, but its how it is here.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.08.14	"if only it had the diversity of America in terms of weather/scenery/I forget the word that describes all of this lol" it is. or rather close at least. and its more culturally diverse.
NordicMindset 03.08.14	Siege
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.08.14	i like some states a lot tbh and i dont actually hate 'murrica. most of my fam is 'murrican
NordicMindset 03.08.14	Siege
mandan 03.08.14	And yes, I'm over 23.
MrSirLordGentleman 03.08.14	I wish the muirca stereotype was just a joke but there are still some americans that uh... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0RH0cYs4lw
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.08.14	oh dude yeah americans do not do a good job of showing the world that they aren't actually fucking retarded as fuck but its still a mass generalization of course
Ryus 03.08.14	such a fucking inaccurate stereotype
NordicMindset 03.08.14
LambsBread 03.08.14	how many sides does a triangle have. O.O damn... 4 HAHA
Recspecs 03.08.14	Did I inspire 10?
NordicMindset 03.08.14
Ryus 03.08.14	honestly, the culture of the US varies so much from state to state. you can't just generalize about all of the US and their intelligence or stupidity n whatnot
Calc 03.08.14	"Did I inspire 10?" you know you did
Recspecs 03.08.14	1 and 10 and I have a job if that's what 3 means
NordicMindset 03.08.14
Ryus 03.08.14	such a typical sput user smh
Snake. 03.08.14	Only 9.
NordicMindset 03.08.14
NordicMindset 03.08.14
Snake. 03.08.14	greenlinkinmuse
NordicMindset 03.08.14
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.08.14	"such a fucking inaccurate stereotype" i think you need to re-investigate the definition of a stereotype cuz this is a retarded sentence on an aside you don't happen to be american do you :D??!
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.08.14	"honestly, the culture of the US varies so much from state to state. you can't just generalize about all of the US and their intelligence or stupidity n whatnot" wow dude this is actually so fucking funny please go on
tempest-- 03.08.14	literally none of these lol
NordicMindset 03.08.14
Recspecs 03.08.14	"I never knew Sput had such an abundant bi community" Lol wtf
Greyvy 03.08.14	ok ive had enough i am reporting this to the mods
MrSirLordGentleman 03.08.14	I'm not bi, vaginas are eww lol
NordicMindset 03.08.14
Keyblade 03.08.14	I'm black (Somali), and live in East Asia. I'm in a minority that likely only consists of myself lol
LambsBread 03.08.14	MrSirLordGentleman thank you that was one of the best videos i have seen in a long time
MrSirLordGentleman 03.08.14	yeah, usa has issues
avonbarksdale221 03.08.14	I am none of these, damn
NordicMindset 03.08.14
Calc 03.08.14	"I knew like 2 of the users were, there were a lot more than I thought" since half this site is bi that's why I put gay specifically.
ArsMoriendi 03.08.14	I'm going to go out on a limb and say New Yorkers don't deserve to be grouped along with let's say...certain other parts of the USA.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.08.14	"I'm black (Somali), and live in East Asia. I'm in a minority that likely only consists of myself lol" things i did not know, awesome
NordicMindset 03.08.14
someguest 03.08.14	A very small percentage of the population is strictly straight or gay, so all this bi nonsense is anything but.
ArsMoriendi 03.08.14	@someguest: I really don't think that's true. I'm gay myself, but I think a good majority is still straight. Why do bisexuals have to think everyone's bisexual? Damn projection.
omik1116 03.08.14	3, 6, and 9. Figured I'd be a part of this one.
NordicMindset 03.08.14	Siege
someguest 03.08.14	"@someguest: I really don't think that's true. I'm gay myself, but I think a good majority is still straight. Why do bisexuals have to think everyone's bisexual? Damn projection." Have you ever found yourself attracted to a female (I'm assuming you're male)? If so, you're not truly gay by definition. It's the Kinsey scale.
lucasjcockcroft 03.08.14	This thread would have been more fun 3 years ago
someguest 03.08.14	southern black male is homophobic color me surprised teehee
ArsMoriendi 03.08.14	@someguest: Yeah I am male and no I have never. On the Kinsey scale I'm a 6, but I'm pretty sure most people are 0's. Taking The Kinsey Scale as a factual graph would be like taking Freud's stages of Psychosexual Development as fact. In other words Kinsey's studies were too biased since he did most of his surveys in gay communities. OF COURSE you'll find few strictly straight people within a gay community.
NordicMindset 03.08.14
someguest 03.08.14	I mean I can recognize when someone of either sex is attractive, but with regards to men it causes me to step my game up and be more outgoing with women since I may be inferior in that situation. You're not going to get a completely accurate pool of results no matter what you do with a study, but I think a scale is a good way to approach orientation.
NordicMindset 03.08.14
Calc 03.08.14	Kinsey*
Calc 03.08.14	good movie too.
someguest 03.08.14	I scored a 1 on the Don Henley scale.
ArsMoriendi 03.08.14	Over 90% of the population is supposed to score a 0 on the Kinsey. According to a survey in 2011, 3.8% of the adult population openly identifies as LGBT, so let's hypothetically say that the exact same percent is still in the closet, so that'd be 7.6% of the population. That's still less than 10%.
someguest 03.08.14	I just don't believe it. I've heard way too many stories behind closed doors from people who were 'straight' in their everyday lives. They're not always single occurrences either.
NordicMindset 03.08.14
someguest 03.08.14	*No one
ArsMoriendi 03.08.14	@someguest: But dude, 7.6% accounts of millions of people. Unless you've heard like 9 million stories, I doubt you could assume that much. Trust me, I'd benefit if more men were gay and bisexual. I'd have an easier time finding a boyfriend, but its simply not true. Gays and bisexuals aren't too uncommon, but we're far from being any sort of majority.
Cygnatti 03.08.14	"since half this site is bi that's why I put gay specifically." shit I may or may not be disqualified x_x
NordicMindset 03.08.14
qwe3 03.08.14	1. white as fuck 2. not gay 3. employed, wouldnt say gainfully 4. she thinks we're engaged (jk phoebe i love you) 5. 23 this month 6. atheist but not the militant shithead i was 2 years ago 7. nope 8. currently in Australia 9. used to kick ass at the baritone, haven't played for a couple years tho 10. do animals count
someguest 03.08.14	"Trust me, I'd benefit if more men were gay and bisexual. I'd have an easier time finding a boyfriend, but its simply not true. Gays and bisexuals aren't too uncommon, but we're far from being any sort of majority." Not to be an ass, but people are really overrated. I recently had someone spill her guts to me for a week only to go back to her four year relationship. The entire experience has been really disappointing. Just love yourself, keep your chin up, and if you want someone else in your life they'll come along at the right time.
Greyvy 03.08.14
Calc 03.08.14	"and if you want someone else in your life they'll come along at the right time." this situation is the only one where this kind of passive bullshit approach is probably the best route.
TheRubberbandMan 03.08.14	Cool idea right here
NordicMindset 03.08.14
dimsim3478 03.08.14	A little bi and in two high school cover bands but I'm pretty sure the answer to every question on the entire census for me is "no".
NordicMindset 03.08.14
sunbathory 03.08.14	i love dick so much
NordicMindset 03.08.14	Dick Vitale
Recspecs 03.08.14	Who deleted my comment
NordicMindset 03.08.14	SIEGE
MrSirLordGentleman 03.08.14	be straight then
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.08.14	@recs probably a mod who didnt like you spraying words like fa**ot around making yourself look like a complete douchebag.
NordicMindset 03.08.14	already am
BlacKapes 03.08.14	youre a minority in something for sure
Keyblade 03.08.14	"i wanna be the MINORITY" Good thing you're Asian huh
Recspecs 03.08.14	I'm not homophobic just an asshole
Recspecs 03.08.14	Have we confirmed that Green Baron was diddled by his stepdad?
ArsMoriendi 03.08.14	You guys said the word "minority" so much that that shitty Green Day song is stuck in my head. Thanks guys.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.08.14	yeah, a self-proclaimed asshole. in other words a big fucking douche. or at least you're being a douche itt
scottpilgrim10 03.08.14	no to everything.
Recspecs 03.08.14	Douche itt come on you know me better than that
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.08.14	yeah i know that you used to not be proud of yourself for being a douche and thus weren't really a douche
sunbathory 03.08.14	so many people itt identifying as bi but how many of u would actually have sex with a man if you had the opportunity HOW MANY
silentstar 03.08.14	well, it would certainly help explain all the homosexual slurs
ArsMoriendi 03.08.14	@sunbathory: Well I'm gay and I'd certainty have sex with a man... hopefully through dating though. Not sure how I feel about one night stands...
North0House2 03.08.14	Other than 9, nahhhh.
Gwyn. 03.08.14	Latin American, mixed race, bisexual, drummer and bassist but thinking of learning sax, 20 (21 in july), no religion, working on a fast food place to begin afording myself
ILJ 03.08.14	i am currently employed yes but otherwise i'm pretty generic.
Skoj 03.08.14	9, 7, 5, 4, 3. Married ass
Masochist 03.08.14	A 26-year-old black guy who has a a job and is a Missionary Baptist Christian (the HALLELUJAH kind, not the POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU kind). So 1, 3, 5 and 6.
Calc 03.08.14	we seem to have come full circle here...
someguest 03.08.14	It's 3am. I just got done watching Bebop and I'm jamming "Watermelon Man" by Herbie Hancock. Full circle indeed.
MisterTornado 03.08.14	dam someguest... that's just. wow.
someguest 03.08.14	Some of us were just born cool.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.08.14	cowboy bebop and herbie hancock? potsy approved
MisterTornado 03.08.14	Miles Davis - Birth of the Someguest
Wolfhorde 03.08.14	.. with the dickin' around again. Dicks harder than Jon Hamm.
Pennywise_M 06.01.14	Way too late to the party but i found this to be fun to do so yea. 1. Caucasian 2. Straight as an arrow 3. Taking some time to myself 4. No, just deeply in love with my girlfriend to which i owe all my devotion and respect 5. Nope 6. Fuck religion 7. Yeah, working on our 2nd EP now 8. Yeah, i live in Portugal 9. If drums don't count, i try to do all sorts of vocals and that's it for "instruments", if that classified to be taken in consideration 10. Looks like the whole list thing was for you to be able to share with sputnik your burden of having been involved in that. I'm sorry for what you had to go through and i wish for your wounds to heal in time, rather soon tbh. As for me, no i haven't.
Keyblade 06.01.14	Green Baron 03.07.14 [Report this Post] i wanna be the MINORITY
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Mort. 06.01.14	"I just realized one of you motherfuckers called me Asian back in March like what the fuck" lold hard
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Relinquished 06.01.14	sensitive bitch you are asian deal with it
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ShadowRemains 06.01.14	lol you are asian don't even deny it
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Relinquished 06.01.14	i can turn you black and blue if you dont like being yellow
ArsMoriendi 06.01.14	Wow old comments here almost make me sound smart. Wonder what happened. I guess I'm getting dumber.
benkim 06.01.14	Isn't a Caucasoid? Very black. Is gay? Very very straight. Is gainfully employed? Run my own small business. Is married/engaged? Nope. Is over the age of 23? 24 Actively practices a religion? Christian Are currently in a "working" band with other human beings? Nope, learning guitar currently. Might start a band with time. Doesn't live in North America or Australia? Nairobi, Kenya Is proficient in an instrument other than the different forms of guitar or drums? Nope. Has been in a fourway with two other dudes involved? Yes but I will spare you the details with this.
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Relinquished 06.01.14	back in the olden days your father would've seppuku'd by now saying such shameful things
Keyblade 06.01.14	Do you deny it to people irl? That would be hilarious. Not death growls in front of choir hilarious, but still
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MO 06.01.14	3 5 and 7 are me are is
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Relinquished 06.01.14	shameful things that would make your family disown your pasty ass if you were my son I'd kick you out and adopt a bruce lee who's proud of his heritage
MO 06.01.14	lol at 5000+ ppl talking to you
Relinquished 06.01.14	lmao MO
Pennywise_M 06.01.14	Be nice to Hong guys. He isn't Asian at heart i get it But Hong man, there's nothing wrong with being of your ethnicity.
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Keyblade 06.01.14	Most likely the last time they ever spoke to him too
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Relinquished 06.01.14	no self-respect spineless fucker ugh i'm sick just thinking about it. you'll accept it in due time cuz you have no choice but to live inside that hell within your fucking skin.
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Emim 06.01.14	"A 26-year-old black guy who has a a job and is a Missionary Baptist Christian (the HALLELUJAH kind, not the POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU kind)." Best
Relinquished 06.01.14	"do I need confidence because fuck if that's hard to comeby" this is why kids like you need to spend your time outside cuz you're not gonna find it here without gaining real experience, now kindly log off
Keyblade 06.01.14	Be honest though Hong you didn't yell at those people, you death growled at them
Emim 06.01.14	And is he seriously ashamed at being Asian? Or am I missing something?
Relinquished 06.01.14	he is 100% ass shamed
Keyblade 06.01.14	How can you ever be confident when you refuse to accept who you are? It boggles the mind
ArsMoriendi 06.01.14	"the HALLELUJAH kind" The Halleluwah kind ;)
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Calc 06.01.14	tis sad..
ArsMoriendi 06.01.14	"plastic surgery" I read a depressing article about the rising number of teens getting plastic surgery. Please don't be one of them.
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Pennywise_M 06.01.14	"Not death growls in front of choir hilarious, but still" U got a video of that? Well he doesn't like to be called Asian, is it that hard to avoid picking up on him for that? @Hong, still though referring to Asian as "the a-word" brings offense to a term that is not offensive at all. A bit too much man. My babe is Asian born and she even brings it up in stereotypical jokes every now and then, we have a blast on Asian jokes alone. I mean i respect your take on it, but you don't need to refer to it as "a-word" that is just wrong. It's the legitimate definition of your ethnicity.
Relinquished 06.01.14	"plastic surgery" and with what money? you're better off studying like most of fellow racebros and earning worthwhile degrees cuz good luck pretending to be white when no one else sees you that way
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Relinquished 06.01.14	with that mentality get ready cuz you're gonna die alone and quick
Gwyn. 06.01.14	"I don't give a rat's fuck about school" How do you plan on having a plastic surgery without school
Pennywise_M 06.01.14	I regret having revived this thread now.
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Keyblade 06.01.14	Aside from the fact that it's just plain bizarre and irrational, this whole denial thing is also incredibly racist
ArsMoriendi 06.01.14	"ur an islander, u oughta know aboutit" Yeah and I know that people who get plastic surgery have either been in a terrible accident or they have low self esteem and regret getting it later. Plus what's wrong with being Asian?
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Relinquished 06.01.14	stupid, spineless, beyond hopeless and salvation but at least you're 14, someone will knock sense into you even if they have to do it violently for you to see your errors
Emim 06.01.14	" @Hong, still though referring to Asian as "the a-word" brings offense to a term that is not offensive at all. A bit too much man. My babe is Asian born and she even brings it up in stereotypical jokes every now and then, we have a blast on Asian jokes alone. I mean i respect your take on it, but you don't need to refer to it as "a-word" that is just wrong. It's the legitimate definition of your ethnicity." Probably shouldn't back up that argument with how you enjoy a laugh at a good Asian joke.
Gwyn. 06.01.14	"well if I did then people would start calling me Asian more for caring about skool" What???? What the fuck are you talking about Is blaming everything on being asian just your tihng or something
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ArsMoriendi 06.01.14	"Probably shouldn't back up that argument with how you enjoy a laugh at a good Asian joke." Why? See trying too hard to avoid hurting people's feelings is why we're so painfully politically correct nowadays. It's not like Asian is the only race that people joke about. People joke about all races.
Calc 06.01.14	dude baron wear a mask like tom cruise in vanilla sky its cheaper
ArsMoriendi 06.01.14	"nah im just worried if I start caring about school then they'll look at me as asian" You literally just made me face palm. I can't even, I'm out.
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Keyblade 06.01.14	"Why? See trying too hard to avoid hurting people's feelings is why we're so painfully politically correct nowadays. It's not like Asian is the only race that people joke about. People joke about all races." So? That doesn't make it okay. You don't see the issue with laughing at the expense of an entire race?
Keyblade 06.01.14	Actually, of course you don't considering that you're one of those people who complain about political correctness ugh
Emim 06.01.14	"Why? See trying too hard to avoid hurting people's feelings is why we're so painfully politically correct nowadays. It's not like Asian is the only race that people joke about. People joke about all races." I'll agree with the politically correct thing, but it just kind of undermines his argument is all I was saying. And I fail to see how you segued into that second statement.
ArsMoriendi 06.01.14	@Keyblade: Not when the members of that race also find it funny. I'm white and I find white jokes funny. Plus this Indian kid I know makes more Indian jokes than anyone else I know. It's called humility. As long as it's not meant with malicious intent.
SharkTooth 06.01.14	9, and that's it. Lucky me
ShadowRemains 06.01.14	no girls want green baron's little dick
Calc 06.01.14	"I'm white and I find white jokes funny." white jokes are all inherently unfunny because there's nothing offensive about any of them.
SharkTooth 06.01.14	@ShadowRemains He's 14, let him grow a little
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Keyblade 06.01.14	"Not when the members of that race also find it funny." How does that make it okay? They're just self-haters like our boy Hong.
titanslayer 06.01.14	I new this thread would go to shit, but how did it get this bad
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Gwyn. 06.01.14	"How does that make it okay? They're just self-haters like our boy Hong." I'm not about to make an argument about races but not laughing at what you are or what you love screams insecurity. No one is perfect, people are stupid and have a lot of flaws, comedy is meant to point them out.
SharkTooth 06.01.14	@titan, Because it has to do with religion and gay people
ArsMoriendi 06.01.14	What Gwyn said [2] "because ppl make me hate me" Baron, you have to not give a fuck about people and start giving a fuck about school.
Emim 06.01.14	"I new this thread would go to shit, but how did it get this bad" Because you can't spell "knew".
Keyblade 06.01.14	Gwyn, we're not talking about individuals but entire groups of people. Like what the fuck, just because someone laughs at racist jokes at their expense doesn't mean it's okay to tell them.
ArsMoriendi 06.01.14	"Because it has to do with religion and gay people' Yeah those two things don't mix so well...
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Mort. 06.01.14	Green would know cos hes asian and they know a lot am i right?
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NordicMindset 06.01.14	and fuck this honestly I can't take this anymore
Mort. 06.01.14	"85% Jews and 1% speculatory gay" speculatory gay?
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ArsMoriendi 06.01.14	"My school's 85% Jews" Duh, you're from Nassau County. My school is predominantly Italian, Irish, and Columbian though.
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n60storm 06.01.14	cool lemme know when you write your suicide note
Verm 06.01.14	6 and 8,lol.
ncguitar 06.01.14	6 and 8
dimsim3478 06.01.14	other than being a chink I am none of these
Trebor. 06.01.14	some of my best friends are minorities
intotheshit 06.01.14	I've had a 12 way with 10 other guys and a squirrel named Peepers.
ZombicidalMan 06.01.14	fuck I'm a majority
Calc 06.01.14	i love how baron's name is hong now.
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StallionMang 06.01.14	Sup Hong And yeah I am exactly zero of these
anarchistfish 06.01.14	8 & 9 6 not currently rest no
Pennywise_M 06.01.14	Now that you all settled a little, i'd just like to clarify that stereotypes are funny for me, and i dont give a rat's ass about what's politically correct. I rather worry about if a joke is morally acceptable, given that it's applied/told to an opportune target person wtv. "A place for everything, everything in its place." Now, i sure as hell wont pick on Hong cus he doesn't like being called Asian, we had that conversation before me and him and i let clear i respected that, regardless of what are my thoughts. I shouldn't even have voiced out what i had to tell him about his statements in this thread as i did, that's where i did wrong here. All in all if someone's not comfortable with something, don't be pushy about it. Also my girlfriend so happens to be extremely comfortable with the fact that she's Asian. Don't treat it like it's a decease, but don't stand there picking on someone because he/she finds it hard to cope with a lifetime of years (regardless of how short) being judged and treated accordingly to your race. I happen to know it isn't that easy in some countries, people can be shitty to anyone that's different.
Pennywise_M 06.01.14	Fucking hell, the time that it took me to write this was the time it took you guys to get back at it holy shit
Relinquished 06.01.14	gg dude everyone's moved on
wabbit 06.01.14	bungy bungy bungy bungy bungy bungy bungy bungy bungy bungy
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Pennywise_M 06.01.14	""regardless of how short" ahahahahah" True though. I do realise that if you're treated like shit even just in the first 8 years of life you're impacted for life in the way you open up to people and how you feel with yourself on anything you are and anything you do.
Pennywise_M 06.01.14	I mean, for a big part. Not everyone even gets to be mature and conscient enough to see past their worst years and learn from them. It's called trauma, it's a thing
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Pennywise_M 06.01.14	I do understand that, that's why i've been defending you. All i regret having done itt was adressing your "a-word" reference. I could have gone without it, or just messaged you about my thoughts
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Keyblade 06.02.14	What's not a joke is the fact that you think being Asian is something so shameful, terrible and resentful that you're willing to go through plastic surgery to change it.
Relinquished 06.02.14	it wasn't a joke and you know it
sickpriest 06.02.14	im a trans woman and pansexual so i guess i fit under 2 somewhere. 6 applies to me as well since im christian (nondenominational). also im a witch and actively cast spells and dark magick on my enemies
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witchxrapist 06.02.14	vaguely jewish near easterner skreaming in multiple bands and working on noise music with a friend omg im so effing edgy
Greyvy 06.02.14	hong tam start smoking weed and people wont look think you're weird
ArsMoriendi 06.02.14	"hong tam start smoking weed and people wont look think you're weird" Randomly inserting unnecessary words into look your sentence is fun right?
StallionMang 06.02.14	Thread makes me want to quit Sputnik forever
Greyvy 06.02.14	please do, nobody knows who you are anyways
Calc 06.02.14	and ever and ever..
ArsMoriendi 06.02.14	@StallionMang: But you're the only user on here who's screen name references Ween. That alone makes you cooler than half of the people here. :D
StallionMang 06.02.14	Thank you based Ars, may the Boognish be with you always
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StallionMang 06.02.14	Be quiet based Hong
ArsMoriendi 06.02.14	@Futures: I was facetiously and lightheartedly mocking greyvy since his sentence unnecessarily inserted the work "look" into it, but then you came along and made me explain. Damn you Futures!
Phlegm 06.02.14	im a flea
ArsMoriendi 06.02.14	@Futures: Yep, you're officially a boner killer. How does it feel?
Relinquished 06.02.14	all of you shut the fuck up
ShadowRemains 06.02.14	why the fuck does green baron keep saying the "a-word" find out next time on sputnik14yearolds.com!
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ShadowRemains 06.02.14	shut the fuck up
Relinquished 06.02.14	you already fucked yourself up here greenlinkinmuse that name change didn't do shit
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Relinquished 06.02.14	oh is right young one you can't even feel pride for a great asian like Bruce Lee, you're fucked
ArsMoriendi 06.02.14	greenlinkinmuse: http://hdwallphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Green-Background-Image-CSS-Wallpaper.png http://images.wikia.com/zelda/images/archive/3/3c/20121125010154!Link_(Super_Smash_Bros._Brawl).png http://blogs.nature.com/naturejobs/files/2012/12/LinkedIn-InBug-2CRev.png http://www.milliande.com/images/9-greek-muses-coloring-9right.png
ShadowRemains 06.02.14	green baron: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/11/F1_yellow_flag.svg/512px-F1_yellow_flag.svg.png
ArsMoriendi 06.02.14	Green Baron: http://www.bugeyedmonster.com/toys/micro/micro/greenbaron.jpg
Pennywise_M 06.02.14	"Thread makes me want to quit Sputnik forever" My bad bumping it from the dead and making Hong realise someone had told him he's Asian.
ArsMoriendi 06.02.14	"and making Hong realise someone had told him he's Asian." Hong being upset that's he's Asian is like some annoying girl whose upset that she wasn't born as a platinum blond. It's ridiculous.
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Pennywise_M 06.02.14	lol oh well Btw just stumbled upon this haha http://quizdoo.com/what-is-your-subconscious-nationality/quiz
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ChoccyPhilly 06.02.14	Dude, if you just stopped making a big fuss out of it, on sputnik at least, I doubt the banter would have been this big. Being asian/being called asian isn't an insult, but all the other stereotypical stuff might be, but that does not mean lashing out on just being called asian. Also you don't give a fuck about school because you don't want to fulfill any stereotypes? I don't know what to say about that. I really hope your birthday is tomorrow or something
Pennywise_M 06.02.14	Guys wtf i just got Japanese. I'm basically more Asian than Hong tbh
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ArsMoriendi 06.02.14	"Which of these fictional characters would you date?" "Pikachu, Super Mario, Pepé, Schnappi the Crocodile, Mickey Mouse" Anyone who doesn't pick Mario is into some bestiality...
Pennywise_M 06.02.14	"They didn't have rock for a music choice, boo" Agreed i went for country lol
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ChoccyPhilly 06.02.14	Irish. Well, only about 300 miles from me
ArsMoriendi 06.02.14	I got German. Wow.
Pennywise_M 06.02.14	Pikachu bro. There's something about mice that totally gets me going idk
ChoccyPhilly 06.02.14	Cos you'll grow out of this mentality! I remember going through almost the exact thing in school because mine were full of aggressive Arabs (not all) who were obsessed with fighting Yeah it sucked then, but you really do grow out of it and just don't care anymore
Verm 06.02.14	Ich kenne viel Deutsch.lol. By the way calc, been a right wing decent fella promoting the destruction of inferior lifeforms like chavs, scene scum, atheists, bronies, communists, vegans and ironic hipsters does count ?