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Last Active 01-08-23 8:51 am Joined 02-13-12
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| Jac's 10k Comment Milestone
So it's confirmed that I have no life and the site has consumed my very
being, but oh well. Was tossing up a couple ideas for what to do like fav
users (but that's lame), top 100 albums, my journey through music but I
settled on my 10 favourite albums as of right now. Hope y'all enjoy reading
because I tend to ramble a bit, but whatever, here are Jac's 5s, ranked. | 10 | | Candlemass Epicus Doomicus Metallicus
I will admit that I?m not too well versed in doom metal but this album towers over
anything I?ve heard in the genre. Yes the title is incredibly cheesy, but I?ve yet to
hear anything that nails the prototypical doom atmosphere quite like this (Musta
Seremonia and Transcendence into The Peripheral have similar levels of doom but
are completely different beasts). Johan is a god and best Candlemass vocalist as
well, if you disagree you?re wrong and I?ll fight you. I?ll probably lose too but that
won?t change the truth, hail Stan! | 9 | | Immolation Close to a World Below
Probably the most sinister atmosphere in death metal and one of the most integral
albums in the genres history, Close to a World Below is, for many people, the
perfect death metal album. Contorted, atonal riffing, superlative drumming from Alex
Hernandez and the otherworldly low-end growls of Ross Dolan; what?s not to love
exactly? It?s difficult not to descend into hyperbole when describing such an album,
but it?s my list and I?ll do what I want. | 8 | | Death Symbolic
Is there anything to say about this album that hasn?t already been said? The
perfect balance of aggression and accessibility, and one of the funnest death metal
albums I?ve ever heard. Chuck Schuldiner is arguably the best-rounded talent in the
genre?s history ? vocals, guitar work, song-writing, lyricism, there wasn?t an area
where he didn?t excel. His clean singing in the ?Painkiller? cover on this album?s
successor as well as his work in Control Denied really shed light on how good this
guy was, and Symbolic was his (and Death?s) peak. | 7 | | Antonin Dvorak Symphony No.9, Op.95
Not technically an album but whatever. It?s been about a year since I actively
began listening to classical (before then all I really listened to was a bit of neo-
classical as well some stuff by Samuel Barber), but in that time this symphony has
always stood out to me. Although I?m generally not as big on Romanticism as I am
on the two eras that preceded it, something about this album?s melodies, harmonies
and the pacing strikes a chord. The 3rd movement is probably my favourite because
m/m/m/m/ but truth be told they?re practically interchangeable in terms of
enjoyability. | 6 | | Dark Tranquillity The Gallery
Dark Tranquillity was for the longest time, my absolute favourite band and this is
not only their magnum opus but the best melodeath album of all time, bar none.
Though I?ve generally grown off melodeath since I joined this site and began
exploring the nether regions of death metal more intently, this still gets regular
spins and has probably my favourite leads in any album I know. Mikael Stanne
needs a big hug as well he sounds like he?s in a lot of emotional pain but it gave
way to a pretty damn good vocal performance, also the bass is omnipresent
everything is so pretty sounding makes me want to die and go to heaven so I can
experience it perpetually. | 5 | | Agalloch The Mantle
I remember when I first listened to this I didn?t really care for it because not
enough m/m/m/m/ and I went and listened to Ashes expecting something more my
sorta thing but turns out I kept returning to this and the rest is history really. I
mean come on if ?In The Shadow of Our Pale Companion? ain?t the best song ever
it?s definitely up there. Sound engineering is so well balanced and everything just
has this breezy elegance to it. The black metal vocals are more like whispers really
kinda sounds like forest spirits telepathically telling me to burn shit and to be
honest I probably would if I couldn?t listen to this again I?d be super pissed. | 4 | | Godspeed You! Black Emperor F#A# (Infinity)
I rarely play this but when I do, oh my damn. Probably the most hair-raising album
I?ve ever heard, truly a work of art. Form the opening monologue that describes a
post-apocalyptic wasteland, the imperfect string sections that fill the listener with
unease yet blissful optimism to the monolithic climaxes, this thing is practically
faultless in its own demented way. Honestly, I?m not even sure which version I
prefer, the CD version skips a lot of the deadweight and of course has providence
as well as the climax in ?East Hastings?, but the vinyl (at least the rip I have) has a
fuller sound as well as the feelsy melody in ?Bleak, Uncertain, Beautiful? (which
would later become East Hastings but whatever). | 3 | | Kashiwa Daisuke Program Music I
Without question, the prettiest, twinkliest thing I?ve ever heard. It?s incredible to
think this thing (to my knowledge) was composed entirely of samples, and what
pretty samples they are. ?Stella? is pretty much the greatest thing to grace my
ears I mean it?s like a [insert really long winded analogy for absolute bliss], but
?Write Once, Run Melos? is also supremely engrossing despite not being as sweet on
the surface. My CD of this basically has a permanent place in my car, it?s the
ultimate segue for my rage when some old tart is doing 85 in the right hand lane on
the M1. Obviously this is a mere fraction of this album?s practical usage I mean I
even listen to it regularly in my spare time(!) Thank you based Daisuke. | 2 | | Cynic Focus
Kindly Bent to Free Us may be a thing but it will never invalidate the mastery that is
Focus. Still to this day, nobody has even come close to imitating this, not even the
band that made it. I really don?t have a favourite track, pretty much every single
one is perfect, I mean ?How Could I?? has like the best rhythm ever to close it off
but songs like ?Uroboric Forms? are just mindfucks in the best way imaginable.
Three of the 4 members of this band are among the best in their fields, Paul
Masvidal may be a complete airhead but he?s also coincidentally a stunning
guitarist. Reinert is like the best extreme metal drummer ever and let?s not forget
Malone who doubled as the bassist and the wielder of the chapman stick (I?m sure
there?s a proper term for that but eh), rounding off the psychedelic mayhem, so
good. | 1 | | Ulcerate Everything Is Fire
So here it is then, Everything is Fire. If you?ve actually read through all my rambling
I applaud you and I?d like you to be my friend, if you don?t want to be then that?s
okay I understand. Ulcerate pretty much epitomises everything I look for in death
metal, crushing atmosphere, technicality, ridiculous rhythms and song writing,
beastly vocals, it doesn?t get much better than this. Michael Hoggard?s guitar work
and tonal interplay is second to none, I mean the guy just instils feelings of
absolute dread and chaos with his instrument, dunno how he does it. Jamie Saint-
Merat is (along with Reinert) my favourite metal drummer, his cymbal work in
particular is exemplary, combining uncompromising brutality with intricate delicacy
and the like. There is not a single moment on this album that I don?t enjoy to the
fullest extent, not just my favourite death metal album, but my favourite album of
all time. | |
osmark86
02.10.14 | shots ordered. | MO
02.10.14 | whoa how'd you do it | tempest--
02.10.14 | swee
m/
congratz
♥︎ | BigPleb
02.10.14 | Woohoo!!! :D | osmark86
02.10.14 | *blaarrgh* | osmark86
02.10.14 | SHOT! SHOT! SHOT! SHOT! SHOT! SHOT! SHOT! SHOT! SHOT! SHOT! SHOT! SHOT! SHOT! SHOT! SHOT! SHOT! Everybooooooody!! | CalculatingInfinity
02.10.14 | Good job Jac :D. | BigPleb
02.10.14 | celebratory plug sesh? | osmark86
02.10.14 | je suis jeu | ButteryBiscuitBass
02.10.14 | HAIL | ButteryBiscuitBass
02.10.14 | HAIL [2] | Keyblade
02.10.14 | Sweet 10, plug party let's do diz | Judio!
02.10.14 | Congrats, Jac! Sweet list too, 5 and 4 would also be in my top 5. Here's to 10,000 more! | mryrtmrnfoxxxy
02.10.14 | couldna done er without me right | Gwyn.
02.10.14 | Gorgootz>
and grats jac-o i actually read all of that I wouldn't have done that for anyone else | FearThyEvil
02.10.14 | 1 m/ | Tyrael
02.10.14 | good list | Azn.
02.10.14 | jac fucking be a staff member already | mandan
02.10.14 | Nice list Jac, I should check out 1 sometime if it's as great as you say. | Cygnatti
02.10.14 | Ilu jac :] | KjSwantko
02.10.14 | gud list jac, gratz | climactic
02.10.14 | nice list broseph stalin | Emyay
02.10.14 | agreed hard on 5 | DrHouseSchuldiner
02.10.14 | 8 m/ good boy | Trebor.
02.10.14 | m/ | ButteryBiscuitBass
02.10.14 | :-------) | ButteryBiscuitBass
02.10.14 | that's my boy. | climactic
02.10.14 | human > | fr33convict
02.10.14 | Congrats dude. Welcome to the club. And great list. | RogueNine
02.10.14 | Mad props for 7. | MeatSalad
02.10.14 | Guess ill check out 1 | JS19
02.10.14 | 'not as big on Romanticism as I am on the two eras that preceded it'
: ( | adr
02.10.14 | sup dem | JamieTwort
02.10.14 | Congrats bro. | BigPleb
02.10.14 | On your way to work Jaccy? | ButteryBiscuitBass
02.10.14 | Surprised you're up pleb | BigPleb
02.10.14 | Its only 22:17 man, jeepers. | ButteryBiscuitBass
02.10.14 | jeepers [2]
for some reason i always thought you tucked in early man damn | BigPleb
02.10.14 | Depends if I wanna settle down and watch a film or not. | Wadlez
02.10.14 | we're all gonna get laid | Madbutcher3
02.10.14 | good job but don't steal my glasses | tommygun
02.10.14 | hooray | sniper
02.10.14 | almost exactly 2 years too
i don't feel like congratulating you for wasting a lot of time here but cheers. | Killerhit
02.10.14 | here's to you
a cold corona | Calc
02.11.14 | i wonder if im in the minority by not making one of these lol | Lord(e)Po)))ts
02.11.14 | nice one jackie-boy | Rowan5215
02.11.14 | Fuck I missed this and the plug sesh but congrats | Rowan5215
02.11.14 | I am, yes | Gnocchi
02.11.14 |
m/ | avonbarksdale221
02.11.14 | Congrats dude! And fuck yeah, 3 and 4. | JS19
02.11.14 | Dude you got Contrib? Nice | Ending
02.11.14 | Damn this list is m/. Congrats on spending 10k comments worth of time here. That's like 11.76x more than me. | alachlahol
02.13.14 | a milestone you shouldnt care about followed by a list full of generic album diatribes no one will
read
,,congratz on being useless | Emyay
02.13.14 | edgy | alachlahol
02.13.14 | there is an edge to the truth yes | BigPleb
02.14.14 | http://plug.dj/hard-jammers/
DEEEEMOOOONNNSSS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE | evilford
06.05.14 | bump lol @ first part of 1's description | evilford
09.09.15 | bump #2 I swear I'm not stalking you............
I LOVE your eulogy to Chuck | evilford
09.09.15 | don't tell me you've un-5'd symbolic | Rowan5215
09.09.15 | an extremely yang solution | evilford
09.09.15 | you're not a real music fan til you un-5 symbolic | brainmelter
09.09.15 | I saw 1 coming,
cool list jaque | Flugmorph
09.09.15 | Beautiful list | Flugmorph
09.09.15 | Hahaha that was me why I joined jac | MrNippleLipz
09.09.15 | You're a cool dude
| Keyblade
09.09.15 | i un 5'd symbolic today too lel
oh and focus too, rip | evilford
09.09.15 | kill already knows and is pissed trust | evilford
09.09.15 | "Focus is literally Kenny G + shitty dm."
oh god my night just went up to 8.9/10 | Keyblade
09.09.15 | "Focus is literally Kenny G + shitty dm."
now where have i heard this before | evilford
09.09.15 | it's not beyond saving, post some lyrics from Symbolic and the grace of Chuck may just smile upon this thread once more | Keyblade
09.09.15 | there's a market for that | Cygnatti
09.09.15 | ilu jac [2] | Cygnatti
09.09.15 | Focus is literally Kenny G + shitty dm [4] tbh | Keyblade
09.09.15 | not you too cyg :[ | Cygnatti
09.09.15 | well maybe not focus, but traced in air tho :/ | evilford
09.09.15 | Traced in air was a big step down | Cygnatti
09.09.15 | technical dm is fine but death metal + prog metal is almost always completely gross :/ | Cygnatti
09.09.15 | i have and they have decent stuff for sure but still :/ | Cygnatti
09.09.15 | he's a codependent manchild with a creepy laugh? | RadicalEd
09.09.15 | Yes. | Cygnatti
09.09.15 | is he qt or hot, then?
important questions ~ | Flugmorph
09.09.15 | Hes pretty ugly actually |
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