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The 6 Types Of Frenchman

inspired by a funnier list
1Danny Brown
Old

The Average "Jose": A family man (or woman). Talks about "la parite de pouvoir" a
lot and probably drives a Renault. Maybe a Peugeot or Citroen. Absolutely none of
that foreign shit though. Picks the exact same day every year to go off to his
"chalet" in the Pyrenees and then wonders why every other person in the country
does too when he's sat eating BNs in traffic for 5 hours.
2bansheebeat
Spiral Power

The Communist: Likes to protest and break stuff.
3Run The Jewels
Run The Jewels

The Fascist: Likes to protest and break stuff. But instead of doing it in the name of
equality and freedom does it "because of the black people".
4Pink Floyd
The Dark Side of the Moon

The Mountain Dweller: Fat, hairy (maybe male but probably not). Likes selling
tomatoes "du jardin" at the church market every Sunday. We usually hide these
people in the countryside cos we don't like letting the outside world know that they
actually exist; so walking into one of their villages is like walking back 40 years.
5London Grammar
If You Wait

The Parisian: Hates tourists. Likes to spend his summer holidays on motorways all
around France trying as hard as possible to crash into anyone who doesn't have a
Parisian number plate.
6Chelsea Wolfe
Pain Is Beauty

The Londoner: An American walks into the underground and wonders why he can't
hear anyone speaking English. Well, we kinda fucked our own country up so now
we're here. Just don't go into Kensington looking for a bar or anything cos all you'll
find are bistros.
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