Douglas: 5 - 0... Yeah Aus

Douglas 01.05.14	oh yes
cb123 01.05.14	haha well said, wiped them off the park all summer
Douglas 01.05.14	He bowls to the left, he bowls to right, Mitchell Johnson gave those poms a good fright!
cb123 01.05.14	http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2013/12/16/1226784/058649-372377ae-65f3-11e3-879d-630c394bcc3d.jpg
conesmoke 01.05.14	Mitchell Johnson has the finest of porntaches!
Chrisjon89 01.05.14	i predicted England 3-2. figured we'd win in Brisbane and Perth and drop the other three games. aside from Stokes and occasionally Broad, they were hopeless
Douglas 01.05.14	I was wishfully hoping for a draw of the series, but a whitewash was unprecedented! Stuart Broad bowled very well, only player for England over Tests that showed some ticker, but looked like a rabbit in lights with the bat. Scared! I liked the way Stokes went about his cricket, really deserved his 100 in Perth, and bowled well throughout! For Aus, our top 6 better get some runs in South Africe, and Doolan/Hughes/Ferguson should come in for Bailey, as much as I like him, if Anderson/Broad are troubling him with swing, he has no chance against Steyn and Co
Rowan5215 01.05.14	Cricket's for silly billies tho
tempest-- 01.05.14	get outta here Rowan
Douglas 01.05.14	Rowan, classic pom
Phlegm 01.05.14	bit of back yard cricket is good fun but it is probably one of the lamest sports to watch
Chrisjon89 01.05.14	i reckon we'll get beaten in SA. Steyn/Philander/Morkel whole different story to England's misfiring bowlers. our top order improved upon the tours of India and England but we still seem to heavily rely on runs from Haddin in the middle order and runs from the tail. but we have a great bowling attack now and all our batsmen offered something in this series so hopefully it'll be a good tour.
tempest-- 01.05.14	our top order needs some work for sure, they just didn't perform as well as they should have for most of the test I reckon
Douglas 01.05.14	If we get away from SA with a 1-1 I will be happy. Cowan, Warner and Clarke all made hundreds against SA (whilst Wade was our Keeper) and we really should have won that series, just a poor showing in Perth really stuffed it.
Douglas 01.05.14	Though out of all the tests, this would have to be my favourite moment: http://www.foxsports.com.au/cricket/the-ashes/bob-hawke-skolls-a-beer-at-the-cricket/story-e6frf3gl-1226794943577#ooid=FlMzBpajqBUbBIC61k896BPka0FHrjTZ
Rowan5215 01.05.14	You callin me a pom, you miserable sod?
Chrisjon89 01.05.14	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fTIMVfiuT8 this was great too. the KP fake out. even the cops laughed at it.
MoosechriS 01.05.14	yep, we're shit and as a whole so is cricket. Now can we all move on with our lives and move onto a sport that isn't boring as fuck and takes 5 days to complete one match.
Douglas 01.05.14	Shame England couldn't hold on for 5 days Moosechris. Seemed to be a 3 or 4 day game.
MoosechriS 01.05.14	haha true, i'm just not one for the English culture of "oh look we won something for once" and then within 5 seconds going "we're the best team ever!". It happens with the football at every world cup were people start talking about us winning the damn thing when we haven't had a side capable of winning in my living memory. The cricket team situation has been the same, it's like "we've won the ashes we're amazing!" i'm like "how many times have the Aussies won it again???". I'm all for national pride and support but the mentality at times is fucking nauseating
tempest-- 01.05.14	holy shit why is there so much hostility toward cricket
tommygun 01.05.14	fuck yea straya cunt
GnarlyShillelagh 01.05.14	Cricket >>>>>>>>>>>>> Beisbol tho
conesmoke 01.05.14	Dude it's soo much better than baseball. Only hitting the ball once per inning... fuck that shit.
ButteryBiscuitBass 01.05.14	Bogan cunts, fuck yourselves.
tommygun 01.05.14	gladly
menawati 01.05.14	lol baseball
menawati 01.05.14	we call it rounders and only girls play it
BigPleb 01.05.14	Aussie cunt, we settled you there so you belong to us!
menawati 01.05.14	it's a shame the bars in london dont have lots of aussie staff any more at least they speak english, all we got now is eastern european gippos you got to speak romanian to order a beer
BigPleb 01.05.14	the world has gone to shite
Piglet 01.05.14	Basically, any claim that Doolan, Ferguson or Khawaja is good enough for a number 6 against the Saffas bowling attack is completely and utterly hilarious. I concede only Chris Lynn and Phillip Hughes have the talent enough; everyone else has severe weaknesses outside off stump in the Sheffield Shield and that will be only further be exploited by Philander. Bailey is similarly awful in that area but at least he has good team presence which cannot be under-estimated. But yeaaaaah, probably Hughes at number 3 instead of Watson and Lynn at 6. I saw both play some shield games and Hughes finally has his game worked out and god if he is good against anyone it's South Africa. Lynn's just a gun and is finally making some runs. Silk and Burns aren't far off as well come to think of it. Future line-up for Australia by 2018 will probably be 1. Maddinson 2. Warner 3. Head 4. Hughes 5.Smith 6. Silk/Lynn 7. Whiteman/Wade 8. Faulkner 9. Pattinson 10. Starc 11. Bird
tommygun 01.05.14	dude cummins
adarkishman 01.05.14	how the fuck did this even happen
adarkishman 01.05.14	we beat them 5-0 i mean jesus christ the last team that did this had hayden, poonting, warne, mcgrath, gilchrist, gillespe, langer, hussey etc. this team had smith, rogers, haddin, warner, lyon, all people you could hardly call greats in comparison to the aforementioned players (admittedly warner and smith could become like that) but fuck yeah fuck you england you piece of shit
Douglas 01.05.14	Dude they had borthwock or whatever
tommygun 01.05.14	johnson and harris were sweet siddle is eh the batters were ok england just sucked in every way possible top order will get a reality check facing steyn and co
menawati 01.06.14	it's just bizarre how england thrashed oz last time and now other way round, hope the next ashes is close and entertaining bcos these last two were boring
tommygun 01.06.14	yup need another one like 05 now that was some captivating shit
SIMBOLIC 01.06.14	those were the days tommy, those were the days when we had the best team ever prob
tommygun 01.06.14	pretty much dude the only dudes from the current team who could get into that XI would be clarke (who was already there) and prob johnson in for gillespie
tommygun 01.06.14	ditto england with cook in for trescothick
Douglas 01.06.14	Simon Jones bowling with the old ball was mezmorizing.
adarkishman 01.09.14	yeah but england had pretty much their full team in the first 2 tests we just broke them
Snake. 01.09.14	Futbal
tommygun 01.09.14	can't wait for mitch n harris to have a crack at some proper fuckin batsmen ie amla, de villiers