Gwyn.: Your First Time Drunk

Gwyn. 01.01.14	happy new year y'all
Gwyn. 01.01.14	RIP
anarchistfish 01.01.14	can't remember
Phlegm 01.01.14	i think i was like 14 at my school camp, we all snuck in vanilla essence and stole some beers from the teachers fridge
Calc 01.01.14	can't member it was 9 years ago
Snake. 01.01.14	In a New York hotel, when I was 14, I slammed a glass of vodka on an empty stomach by accident.
Amphoteric 01.01.14	My first time drunk, I thought it would be a good idea to take a running start on top of the little brick wall that separates the flowers and shrubs from the grass and dive into the pool (the wall is like 6-8 feet away from the edge of the pool).. wasn't my finest moment.
Phlegm 01.01.14	LOL ;)
Gwyn. 01.01.14	shut up douches reich is dead a moment of silence pls
Pestiferouss 01.01.14	right now
Gwyn. 01.01.14	Good luck!!!!!!!!!!
facupm 01.01.14	confessed love lol i shouldnt have
Vakarian12 01.01.14	in my thug and hoodlam days, must have been 12 or something, we broke into the liquor store and stole a slab of.. something. We drank it a few days after in a wooded area near my friends house, my mum started calling me so I stumbled home drunk and got yelled at by my mum and my friends mum who was looking for him. Funny times.
Ryus 01.01.14	lol
facupm 01.01.14	lol
Havey 01.01.14	in my thug and hoodlam days
Vakarian12 01.01.14	we lived the thug life
Parallels 01.01.14	i had just broken up with my gf and this girl jumped on me and wanted to date me and she got me drunk off my ass by playing edward 40hands and then she got me high too and dressed me up like a girl in her dress and we had sex and I gripped the couch so hard that i bled and i woke up with jesus scars in the palm of my hands because i accidentally gripped nails that were sticking out of the couch
Gwyn. 01.01.14	you're not allowed to comment on my lists sorry hill
YakNips 01.01.14	Let's just say it ended up with me getting interrogated by a policewoman while wearing a bra
Gwyn. 01.01.14	in your thug and hoodlam days
Inveigh 01.01.14	lol thug and hoodlam days i was sober til 17. got wasted on "gold's brand grain alcohol" in March of 2003 and went to see Willard on opening night with the homies. got kicked out about an hour into it. was celebrated on March 14th for three years after with everclear and debauchery as National Willard Day.
joshieboy 01.01.14	Got smashed on a few goonies when l was 16. Straya.
Inveigh 01.01.14	the hell are goonies, i want one
Rowan5215 01.01.14	No you do not
joshieboy 01.01.14	^^^ It's cheap, god awful green piss.
Ire 01.01.14	i listened to kanye west with my friend then i took my pants off
KILL 01.01.14	lol fag
KILL 01.01.14	fags are gay
Point1 01.01.14	i was 17. my first drink was chugging a punchbowl of vodka, blackfly, and beer for kings cup. got demolished but didnt vomit.
anarchistfish 01.01.14	to be fair I've hit on straight guys when I was drunk and I'm not even gay
anarchistfish 01.01.14	one of the reasons I don't really binge anymore
zakalwe 01.01.14	13yrs old, raided my mates drinks cupboard and got obliterated on a bottle of scotch drinking it straight thinking you could knock it back like I had seen in films. Got home, received an almighty bollocking off me mum to who I said the immortal line "I'm not pished"
insomniac15 01.01.14	At 15 years old I got shitfaced from half a bottle of Ouzo in Greece. I can't drink that shit anymore.
Mort. 01.01.14	14/15 in a park, downed loads of cider with a mate, threw it all up and passed out in a bush
Trebor. 01.01.14	It was a few months ago and I got bored and just drank whatever was in the house and then posted on sputnik it was cool
anarchistfish 01.01.14	yeah I can't drink anything above 25% anymore, but I'm not really used to it atm
MO 01.01.14	Me and a couple buddies bought some 40's of OE and drank down by the railroad tracks when I was 15. Got so plastered and had to bus to my then gf's place. It was a killer time.
ILJ 01.01.14	never really been that drunk, a little off balance is about as far as i've gotten. i hold my liquor surprisingly well for someone that's never really gone hard in the fucking paint.
insomniac15 01.01.14	Totally agree with Hep Kat. Until I was 20, I drank a lot of hard liquor (mostly absinth), but now (two years later) when I go out and drink heavily I need some time to recover.
Chortles 01.01.14	took a ton of shots with some friends and played tony hawks pro skater for n64 upside down for like the rest of the night it was incredible
ZippaThaRippa 01.01.14	Got drunk with a buddy of mine in a public park with a bottle of vodka and a 2L thing of green tea. Nearly left my phone on the bench but he picked it up. It was a pretty crazy feeling. I had to pee so damn bad.
Rawmeeth38 10.01.15	Face planted five times and performed anal on a cow in front of a 10 person audience
Sevengill 10.01.15	Got drunk on a deserted island with four friends, planted a tree on the beach and lit it on fire, gave dead crabs viking burials in clamshells filled with tequila, and I got up on a rock and started preaching about the drinking age because I thought I was Jesse Jackson. Then I drove my boat two miles back home and promptly vomited half a liter of rum onto the dinner table and spent the night dying in the shower.
furpa 10.01.15	Drank 7 shots of shitty rye whiskey with some buddies when I was 15. We moshed to OF and i flipped onto a coffee table. Was a disaster all around... Also I'm glad this thread got bumped lol.
unclereich 04.11.20	got drunk off about 5 or 6 coors lights at our last senior party and a girl sexually assaulted me