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2013 Albums That Just, No

I couldn't stand these albums this year. Pretty self explanatory, hm?
10Justin Timberlake
The 20/20 Experience 2 of 2

The first part is one of my favourite albums this year, the second one of my least
favourite. Woohoo. Dang, this was uninspired, boring, dragged out and rushed.
9Kid Cudi

Stop trying to be weird and start trying to be interesting again.
8French Montana
Excuse My French

I don't have the power to deal with this idiot anymore.

It's not that I expected anything good from this album, but I'm an optimistic guy.
But what actually entered my ears was the most toxic pop I listened to in a
looooooooooooong time.
Nothing was the Same

Another one of these albums where I had these high high hopes for and they were
flooded with an overwhelming amount of mediocrity. Meh.
5The 1975
The 1975

Their success just boggles me. I don't understand their appeal at all, just way to
glossy for me, too polished and too bland. And this comes from someone who likes a
lot of overpolished pop-music.
4The National
Trouble Will Find Me

Leave me alone with this group, just, stop trying to convince me I'll ever like them.
I only kinda like Apartement Story, but otherwise, no. Being the nice person I am, I
gave this album here a few spins and I just couldn't stand it.
3Death Grips
Government Plates

This was soooooooo repetitive. Yes, you can try your hands on a more chaotic
album than you ever tried before, but please, PLEASE try to be more interesting
with it. Especially the latter half of the record dragged on beyond believe.
2Arcade Fire

I never liked Arcade Fire that much, but when the first single dropped and I was
actually really really liking it, I was really curious about this album. One half was
completely unlistenable for me, so, no.
1Kanye West

Goddammit. I was so hyped for this record, but it disappointed me on every level. I
thought, as a fanboy, I would like this album, but every idea just comes off as stale,
the lyrics are terribad beyond believe and there is almost nothing really redeemable
on this, well, except for Black Skinhead and New Slaves. This is the only album that
makes me really angry seeing at the top of almost every year-end list.
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