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Album Ratings 3
Last Active 12-03-13 1:41 pm
Joined 12-03-13
Review Comments 21
| My Tits Are Dangling Down Past Renees Hair And She Is Jealous
dammit man you only got about 3 fucking seconds left on that applesauce before its past the expiration date if it aint in my yummy tummy quorthon by that time i may be forced to take this plastic spoon and break off a shard of it and super glue it to the toilet seat so that the next time you go to take a shit you get ass slits on your ass cheek ya feel me? im sorry i had to resort to this bobby, no wait, actually im not hahahaha your pain is my gain just like that nazi anal hair who aimed his swastika fo my forehead but i got him with a club upside the scalp and as i skinned his back for his grizzly hairs to keep my feet warm at night a man named sue came to me and said he wanted some applesauce and man oh man was this man beat his tits were dangling down so far he coulda tripped on them when having a lovely walk on the beach with oliver and that's the truth i mean really id rather tie a rop to my pinky toe and dangle off the pier than have to see that mans repulsive body structure again and he didnt get his applesauce and he just keeled over and cried and i dont want that to happen to me i mean just look at me my tits are already in the living room right now this is unnacceptable feed me my applesauce EEE | | 1 |  | Band
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UncleLouis
12.03.13 | time to pack my toenail clippings in this briefcase im off to the retirement home | SexyBoyDonny
12.03.13 | sounds like an adventure bro. wanna ride my cowboy in 2013? #bumpinswagyootonfucka |
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