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11.06.13 The Greatest Albums Ever!! Really!!

The Greatest Albums Ever!! Really!!

Note that I said ALBUMS, not SINGLES or MIXTAPES, whcih are objectively better, so I won't be putting much italo-disco or deep house or chopped & screwed in this list. maybe another time
1My Bloody Valentine

... sonorous languorous anguished blissful waves... of washed out languishing woozy blissful anguish and bliss....
2Sonic Youth
Daydream Nation

typing in lowercase all the time as a fashion statement
3The Magnetic Fields
69 Love Songs

I have gender identity issues, so I'd appreciate it if you refer to me as "they" or "zhxe[r]".
4 Belle & Sebastian
If You're Feeling Sinister

You can tell this is some pretty heady, quirky, affected stuff because The Trial is on the cover photo! The Trial is a book written by Franz Kefka, a smart Russian guy. I love books. Books are sexy.

finally! black metal for people who sleep with night-lights :)
6Pere Ubu
The Modern Dance

honk, thud, crash
7Nina Simone
I Put a Spell on You


allithon... mumble mumble... your thigarette....
9Twa Toots
The Peel Sessions

Let me tell you about "white privilege"
10Nick Drake
Pink Moon

I like Radiohead, and I also like some folk music...
11Miles Davis
Kind of Blue

I like Radiohead, and I also like some jazz...
12Deathspell Omega

Have yuo ever heard of a "timer signature"?
13 Camera Obscura
Let's Get Out of this Country

p. god album. i'm sort of a photographer, so i might "get" their "raison d'utre" better than some people.
14Camera Obscura
My Maudlin Career

kinda goes against the rockist cis hegemony tho, so you might not like it.
15Kanye West
My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy

obligatory black guy
16Fela Kuti

obligatory obscure black guy
17The Flaming Lips
Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots

It might just sound like 90s alt rock, but it has super-deep *fwwwooshhh* *blipppp* noises and stuff!
ever time i'm on a train i fall in love
In Utero

Kurt was originally gonna title this "Verse Chorus Verse," for the sake of truth in advertising he should've stuck with it.
OK Computer

I sure hope "the best album of all time" doesn't have a vocalist who sounds like he has a bonsai collection and cries when he snips a leaf wrong.
20The Smiths
The Queen Is Dead

Maybe I'll start wearing a scarf.
21Justin Timberlake
The 20/20 Experience

I like boyband music again because the internet said it's ok.
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