BigPleb: Difficult | Sputnikmusic

BigPleb 11.02.13	Stupid decision to jam 1 but I didn't know what she digs. Ah well, metal is so pOlaris1ng.
BigPleb 11.02.13	Her ovaries woulda exploded dude, can't be dealing with that.
Mongi123 11.02.13	I honestly don't understand what girls have against heavier music but w.e.
BigPleb 11.02.13	She probably digs Rise Against or some shit.
BigPleb 11.02.13	Na I spoke to her afterwards and she dug Deftones but that's only cos of Chino's ovary inducing croons.
Mongi123 11.02.13	That is true. I've never really met a girl who digs the same stuff I do.
InfamousGrouse 11.02.13	amateur mistake playing metal around a girl safe bet: arctic monkeys
BigPleb 11.02.13	They control the magic wand though dude, so what you gonna do?
PunchforPunch 11.02.13	Passion Pit - Gossamer
BigPleb 11.02.13	Oh no dude,
Mongi123 11.02.13	In senior year, someone put on Explosions In The Sky which is beautiful music and some of the girls complained because it had no words haha
NightProwler 11.02.13	Common mistake, my friend. I have done the same myself. What I do when I have female company, I put on some the National, Laura Stevenson's new album, or something indie/folky I think they might like
InfamousGrouse 11.02.13	you need to go with something really inoffensive like the shins idk
BigPleb 11.02.13	And get all emotional and queef on them? Nice idea.
PunchforPunch 11.02.13	yea just play some indie stuff and you'll be fine
InfamousGrouse 11.02.13	i'd rather play the shins and come across as emotional and queef than play burzum and come across as a kvlt rapist
Mongi123 11.02.13	Brand New isn't a bad choice either. Girls fucking love Jesus Christ.
BigPleb 11.02.13	Ah see I walked the line, she still digs the plebbyness but not the music.
LifeAsAChipmunk 11.02.13	if jesus christ don't work, play taylor swift niqqa
NightProwler 11.02.13	i'd rather play the shins and come across as emotional and queef than play burzum and come across as a kvlt rapist [2] Brand New isn't a bad choice either. Girls fucking love Jesus Christ. [2] I actually had this girl from California over (she was in DK for a year with her study), and she totally dug Jesus Christ. Made a playlist with Springsteen, Brand New, Death Cab, The National, etc. Then again, cool for hanging on to your metalness/plebbyness ;)
Mongi123 11.02.13	Whenever my female friends are in the car I always tell them they can turn the radio on if they want.
BigPleb 11.02.13	Jac you are such a damn slut. Ugh no man haha, would never stoop that low for a chick.
PunchforPunch 11.02.13	Whenever my female friends are in the car I always tell them they can turn the radio on if they want. [2]
Mongi123 11.02.13	Lol that button is painful to press. Whenever I have my bros in my car I don't care what they say, what they hear is what they're getting haha
BigPleb 11.02.13	I'm always jamming CD's when driving anyway, stuck SNW on with her in the car the other day and that seemed to go well.
InfamousGrouse 11.02.13	chick approved artists: the xx, frightened rabbit, bon iver, m83, jose gonzalez, fleet foxes find something similar you dig and you can't lose
BigPleb 11.02.13	Eh it's not a huge issue anyway.
zakalwe 11.02.13	The missus digs Motorhead, Deftones and all sorts but the clincher was her best album of all time being In Utero. Gotta love her.
BigPleb 11.02.13	Yeah she's my wife now dude.
Mongi123 11.02.13	Some of PT wouldn't be a bad choice either. Who would object to Trains haha
BigPleb 11.02.13	Coldplay is a safe bet all day.
Mookid 11.02.13	so what if she doesn't dig your music?
NightProwler 11.02.13	As long as it's not Mylo Xyloto. IF it is, you'll be stooping lower than playing Taylor Swift
BigPleb 11.02.13	Na man Parachutes and X&Y.
LilLioness 11.02.13	Honestly, if some lady played me Megadeth I would just smile through it and try not let on just how much I can't stand it.
BigPleb 11.02.13	I'll just have to jam some Opeth for you instead then.
LilLioness 11.02.13	You don't exactly have tits. :P Eh, I love Portal and the Shugshug, Car Bomb. Plenty of stuff we could jamz.
BigPleb 11.02.13	Or do I? Hmmm.
LilLioness 11.02.13	I can feel a "very special episode" about to happen.
BigPleb 11.02.13	Eh I always thought you were a girl so inception.
LilLioness 11.02.13	Thank you. :D That knowing doesn't seem to extend to many in these parts.
BigPleb 11.02.13	You played the part very well.
LilLioness 11.02.13	Well, of course. :P I have a lot of experience.
BigPleb 11.02.13	Now I'm confused lol.
LilLioness 11.02.13	puts on therapist glasses tell me why you are confused.
SitarHero 11.02.13	This thread suddenly got very serious...
LilLioness 11.02.13	Sputnik is rarely serious so it is a nice change in pace.
BigPleb 11.02.13	Na it's all light again now.
SitarHero 11.02.13	Dammit Pleb! We're having a serious moment here. Stop trying to lighten it with your charming shenanigans.
LilLioness 11.02.13	I am a gay woman. Serious moment over. :D srsly, you guys gotta stop assuming everyone is a guy.
SitarHero 11.02.13	But this is Sputnik. Statistics don't lie.
LilLioness 11.02.13	Statistics are always skewed.
BigPleb 11.02.13	Sitar with the truths.
SitarHero 11.02.13	72% of statistics are made up. Also I think my superpower is outing women. My dating life is quite...interesting...as you can imagine.
LilLioness 11.02.13	Outing women? How do you do that irl?
LilLioness 11.02.13	Guilty as charged.
SitarHero 11.02.13	By getting drunk and asking the wrong questions, apparently. I inadvertently outed a couple of female friends that way. I was kidding about the dating thing though.
LilLioness 11.02.13	Oooh, bad questions can get some women to be kinda iffy.
SitarHero 11.02.13	Naah, they were actually pretty good friends so I didn't really cross any lines, but I did accidentally get them to come clean before they had planned to.
Mike08 11.02.13	72% of statistics are made up. - So there is a 72% chance that this statistic is made up too? Regardless, your a idiot if you think playing Megadeth is a good idea for a date. Are A Clockwork Orange or Inland Empire next for movie night?
SnailTRAIL 11.02.13	looks like you need to get in touch with your feminine side so you can make better choices it situations involving women. for future reference, jam some pop like lights, chvrches or justin timberlake
SitarHero 11.02.13	"So there is a 72% chance that this statistic is made up too?" Statistiception.
ellagos 11.02.13	My girlfriend loves 5, but yeah Brand New is a good choice
BigPleb 11.02.13	My logic rules.
mindleviticus 11.02.13	i talk to this one girl all the time about black and death metal
BigPleb 11.02.13	Did she suck your dick? I'm getting it in tonight I'm telling ya.
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BigPleb 11.02.13	I'll fuck you las.
Kman418 11.02.13	p sure ive said this before but almost all the ~musicy people~ i have met off here are girls you guys just suck
BigPleb 11.02.13	Or your just really bent u candy stick cunt.
ZombicidalMan 11.02.13	Sigur Ros is a solid choice. No girl I've showed Sigur Ros has disliked it
BigBlob 11.03.13	u really are an idiot. you probably did this to be edgy
LifeAsAChipmunk 11.03.13	You're one to call an idiot. You don't even know what edgy means.
BigBlob 11.03.13	i think I upset someone :/
LifeAsAChipmunk 11.03.13	Pat yourself in the back. Tell mommy to congrat you when you get home from school kiddo. :]
MO 11.03.13	cockblocked hard by mustaine damn
BigBlob 11.03.13	chipmunk still so angry. :(
Minus. 11.03.13	the female race