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User
Reviews 9
Approval 96%
Soundoffs 45
Album Ratings 964
Objectivity 75%
Last Active 11-18-22 7:41 pm
Joined 09-28-12
Review Comments 2,684
| Meet The Djents
Meet the Djents, not just your everyday suburban family. *cheesy sitcom theme* | | 1 |  | Meshuggah
Chaosphere
Grandfather Djerald. Wise, sophisticated, and hard to follow sometimes. He's got some great
things to say, but in his old age he has become repetitive and forgettable. Everyone loves gramps,
or at least respects the guy, because he'll kick your ass if you don't. | | 2 |  | SikTh
The Trees are Dead and Dried Out
Grandma Djosefine. She's fucking crazy. No one ever knows what the hell she's up to, but
everyone knows its great. She loves the environment, and math. She was diagnosed with
schizophrenia that never stopped her from making music, until she finally couldn't take herself
anymore and offed herself in the back of Thall's pick-up truck. | | 3 |  | Periphery
Periphery
Father Djoseph. He's like that dad who had lots of kids that hate him, but have to always be
lumped into his 'family'. He is always preaching the same thing to his kids, but most of them
decided he just repeats himself, so they stopped listening. | | 4 |  | TesseracT
One
Mother Djasmine. She can be really pretty, but suffers from the same problem as her husband
(who has left her for 15 year old scene kids). She once said something and it was called "Eden", it
was pretty cool but nothing she says otherwise is anything new. | | 5 |  | Corelia
Nostalgia
Son Djimmy. He is a beautiful butterfly. He may have snuck under the radar, always sitting in the
back of class, but if you just listen, he's got something very creative to say. | | 6 |  | Animals as Leaders
Animals as Leaders
Son Djohn. He's a fuckin mute. When he tries to talk, it's just djibberish, but everyone enjoys his
company every now and then. People obviously like him at first, but his crutch eventually wears on
you. | | 7 |  | Veil of Maya
Eclipse
Daughter Djoanne. That one adopted daughter who the parents regret getting pretty quickly after
acquiring. | | 8 |  | The Safety Fire
Mouth of Swords
Cousin Djeff. He doesn't fit in with his family. He really doesn't agree with them, but people always
associate him with them. | | 9 |  | The Contortionist
Exoplanet
Cousin Djeremy. He's got the same problem as Djeff. Sometimes he has a good idea or two (or
Exoplanet), but for some reason people always want to say he's related to the others, but he isn't. | | 10 |  | Periphery
Periphery II: This Time it's Personal
Dog Djebediah. He's the dog too, and he licks himself and thinks he's great, but everyone who isn't
in his family want to put a muzzle on him. | |
Avagantamos
10.30.13 | pos | Dunpeal
10.30.13 | nice to meet u | oltnabrick
10.30.13 | pls go | Snake.
10.30.13 | ^
'1.0 awful
Protest the Hero - Volition' | oltnabrick
10.30.13 | accurate rating tbh | intotheshit
10.30.13 | Fucking stupid | Nocturnal
10.30.13 | I wanna fuck daughter djoanne in the ass. | Riviere
10.30.13 | 0/10
Hurts my dick to think how long you must have spent on this. | StallionMang
10.30.13 | 10.05.13 Can Djent Please Be A Tag? | Winsomniac
10.30.13 | No.
Mang. | climactic
10.30.13 | oh jesus | BKscrotum
10.30.13 | amazing | ILJ
10.30.13 | cringe/5 | Relinquished
10.30.13 | horrible
dev please delete this abortion | tempest--
10.30.13 | "repetitive and forgettable"
get the fuck out of here you mother fucker | MosesMalone
10.30.13 | What is it with you djent fags always saying the safety fire isn't djent? | climactic
10.30.13 | destroy this list | Balerion
10.30.13 | Djento Unchained | MosesMalone
10.30.13 | Bitch. It was a serious question. | VinVal
10.30.13 | lol i liked the idea, cool list. | ncguitar
10.30.13 | Djordanwagel | Balerion
10.30.13 | lol | Nocturnal
10.30.13 | Don't call VOM djent. They core way too hard to be considered gay aka "djent" | Dunpeal
10.30.13 | digalo hermano! | organizedsound
10.30.13 | gay
| sapient
10.30.13 | a bit corny, but I admit I laughed at a few of these | Necrotica
10.30.13 | "repetitive and forgettable"
THANK YOU | GnarlyShillelagh
10.30.13 | surprised everyone's hating on this so much
isn't exactly funny, per se, but it's entertaining at least | MuhNamesTyler
10.30.13 | All I care about is 5 | SitarHero
10.30.13 | I give this list a 5/4. | oltnabrick
11.09.13 | this list needs to be removed. it infringes my rights as a human. |
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