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Meet The Djents

Meet the Djents, not just your everyday suburban family. *cheesy sitcom theme*

Grandfather Djerald. Wise, sophisticated, and hard to follow sometimes. He's got some great
things to say, but in his old age he has become repetitive and forgettable. Everyone loves gramps,
or at least respects the guy, because he'll kick your ass if you don't.
The Trees are Dead and Dried Out

Grandma Djosefine. She's fucking crazy. No one ever knows what the hell she's up to, but
everyone knows its great. She loves the environment, and math. She was diagnosed with
schizophrenia that never stopped her from making music, until she finally couldn't take herself
anymore and offed herself in the back of Thall's pick-up truck.

Father Djoseph. He's like that dad who had lots of kids that hate him, but have to always be
lumped into his 'family'. He is always preaching the same thing to his kids, but most of them
decided he just repeats himself, so they stopped listening.

Mother Djasmine. She can be really pretty, but suffers from the same problem as her husband
(who has left her for 15 year old scene kids). She once said something and it was called "Eden", it
was pretty cool but nothing she says otherwise is anything new.

Son Djimmy. He is a beautiful butterfly. He may have snuck under the radar, always sitting in the
back of class, but if you just listen, he's got something very creative to say.
6Animals as Leaders
Animals as Leaders

Son Djohn. He's a fuckin mute. When he tries to talk, it's just djibberish, but everyone enjoys his
company every now and then. People obviously like him at first, but his crutch eventually wears on
7Veil of Maya

Daughter Djoanne. That one adopted daughter who the parents regret getting pretty quickly after
8The Safety Fire
Mouth of Swords

Cousin Djeff. He doesn't fit in with his family. He really doesn't agree with them, but people always
associate him with them.
9The Contortionist

Cousin Djeremy. He's got the same problem as Djeff. Sometimes he has a good idea or two (or
Exoplanet), but for some reason people always want to say he's related to the others, but he isn't.
Periphery II: This Time it's Personal

Dog Djebediah. He's the dog too, and he licks himself and thinks he's great, but everyone who isn't
in his family want to put a muzzle on him.
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