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Last Active 10-25-13 3:52 pm
Joined 10-25-13
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| MARRY ME MOTHER NATURE
SO THERE AINT A MOMENT TO LOSE LITTLE DIDDIES TIEM TO CLIMB UP ON YO GRANDFATHA'S LAWNMOWA' BECAUSE THE ONLY THING GOING DOWN IN THIS LAWN IS THE GRASS BECAUSE IT'S REACHING MY ASSHOLE THIS IS RIDICULOUS I CANT COME OUT HERE FOR 5 SECONDS WITHOUT GRASY TENTACLES REACHING UP TO PRAISE MY WONDERFULLY SEXY ASSHOLE I CANT BLAME THEM BUT STILL THIS SHIT NEEDS TO END WHEN I COME OUT HERE LOOKING THE EASTER QUALIE'S EGGS I DO NOT EXPECT TO HAVE NATURE RUPTURING MY TIGHT ASSHOLE BUT HEY MOTHER NATURE IM SORRY I DONT HAVE ANY WEED CLIPPRES BUT IF YOU'D LIKE TO TAKE MY FINGERNAIL CLIPPERS FOR A SPIN THEN BE MY GUEST BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH IM TAKIN YOU BY THE HAND AND SHOWING YOU TO THE RIVER OF FIREFLIES WHERE WE SPRING UP DIRT AND SING TO FAIRY GEORGE WHO WILL BEAT ON THAT DRUM AND EXCITE BUT WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? IS IT BECAUSE I TRIMMED THE WEEDS FROM MY GARDEN WELL IM SORRY BUT I SIMPLY DONT CARE ABOUT THAT SHIT MONGERS YOU CALL DANDELIONS THEY'RE ABOUT AS USEFUL AS MY DICK IN A GARBAGE DISPOSAL SO DONT HANG ME BY THE BIG TOE AND WHIP ME AN OAK LOG I ONLY MEANT TO LOVE YOU | | 1 | | WHWHPWW
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10.28.13 | BITCH I AIN'T PLAYIN', DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE | Smega
10.28.13 | DAMNIT LOOK ME INTO THE DICK WHEN I'M RESPONDING TO YOU, I WANT A DIVORCE NOW, YOU AREN'T FUCKING PAYING ATTENTION TO ME AND FOR THAT REASON THIS FUCKING ASS COCK PENIS IS GOING UP | BOOBEHHHxRETURNS
10.28.13 | SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH HAD IT WITH YOUR SHIT WITH THAT SACK OF SEWAGE AND BLOOD AND SNOT COLLECTING IN YER SHNOZ SO SHUT THAT DAMN FUDGE TRAP 'NEATH YER NOSE OR IM COMIN UP YOUR ASS AND ILL FORCE YOUR FAT BELLY ROLLS OF FUDGE AND COOKIES AND HAVE YOU WRIGGLING LIKE A FUCKING EEL ON THE FUCKING FLOOR AND ILL FORCE THIS IRON CROWBAR INTO YOUR COOKIE MONGERING SHITHOEL YOU CALL YO MOUTH | Mookid
10.28.13 | cool | Nafain
10.28.13 | Ah yes, now I see | LocustGrove
10.28.13 | Trebor. |
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