lyzakthellama: Snoring Roommate

lyzakthellama 10.20.13	This is the only way I'm staying sane, if you have recs or advice on how to sleep over an insanely loud snorer let me know
demigod! 10.20.13	Loveless will immediately annihilate any background noise.
oresttt 10.20.13	Earplugs?
VisionsFromTheDarkSide 10.20.13	Codeine - The White Birch Biosphere - Cirque
lyzakthellama 10.20.13	I've tried some cheap earplugs but they didnt work well. I need to get a good pair but I just started playing that album right before making this list demi
oresttt 10.20.13	throw things at him
tommygun 10.20.13	kill him
lyzakthellama 10.20.13	Im honestly about to, i havent gotten a good nights sleep in a while now
ShitsofRain 10.20.13	get tired
Rowan5215 10.20.13	Dissolve his corpse in acid
Zeneren 10.20.13	Dogs - Pink Floyd helps me always
evilford 10.20.13	kill him [2]
ButteryBiscuitBass 10.20.13	bum him [3]
Rowan5215 10.20.13	tell him that if he ever snores again you'll remove his vocal cords whether you follow through on that or not is up to you
Kman418 10.20.13	chop his dick off
lyzakthellama 10.20.13	so many options, thanks guys. Ill probably just chop his dick off
tommygun 10.20.13	that fixed my snoring too hope it works!
evilford 10.20.13	Lol
Shuyin 10.20.13	jam some CC and wake that mutherfucker up!
Spec 10.20.13	Listen to Codeine.
Mister Twister 10.20.13	if he sounds like a chainsaw introduce him to a chainsaw
bakkermaarten007 10.20.13	Tell him to do something about it. There are all kinds of snore stoppers. Your sleep is important too.
lyzakthellama 10.20.13	I made him buy some breathe right strips but hes run out now and refuses to buy more. Hes a dick
Mookid 10.20.13	I just do this Listen to music with noise cancelling headphones until you're literally about to pass out (aka go to sleep w/e)
bakkermaarten007 10.20.13	"I made him buy some breathe right strips but hes run out now and refuses to buy more. Hes a dick" I'd totally ignore his sleeping routine then. Stay up with the light on until you want to sleep, listen to your music via speakers instead of your headphones before going to sleep, make sure to get up before him and set an annoying alarm tune for him.
bakkermaarten007 10.20.13	What an asshole, pisses me off just thinking about it.
bloc 10.20.13	CHAINSAW BRUTALITY TORNADO STRENGTH
Dunpeal 10.20.13	insert your cock in his mouth. 2 birds one stone
minnashine 10.20.13	stab him in the throat
neurisis17 10.20.13	watch Bob Ross dude... nothing but happy little trees, and happy accidents.
neurisis17 10.20.13	(the accident COULD be dick severance)
Necrotica 10.20.13	Anally penetrate him
demigod! 10.20.13	jack him off while he tries to sleep, he will probably move out after that and you can get a new non-snoring roommate
JokineAugustus 10.20.13	Cum on his face. Usually works.
SnailTRAIL 10.20.13	was gonna say something along the lines of put your dick in his mouth but thats already been covered. so stick your wiener in his but
Shuyin 10.20.13	and jam CC while youre at it
JokineAugustus 10.20.13	Particularly I Cum Blood
Kman418 10.21.13	cum next to his bed while he's sleeping every night
lyzakthellama 10.21.13	Im loving the brutality guys, these are all viable options that I'll probably try eventually
wacknizzle 10.21.13	Really good albums here, gotta check out 7
JokineAugustus 10.21.13	Cannibal Corpse has nothing on 1 and 3
wacknizzle 10.21.13	Good old Shuyin rec'ing CC no matter what lol, stay gold ponyboy
lyzakthellama 10.21.13	yeah man, I love these albums and CC should be great to fall asleep to
Hyperion1001 10.21.13	kill him
YourDarkAffected 10.21.13	my roommate freshman year was the same. Actually once described it as a chainsaw too haha. I had to get drummer's headphones to drown it out.
BSX 10.21.13	kill him [2]
neurisis17 10.21.13	Cannibal Corpse is about as average as death metal can get.
lyzakthellama 10.21.13	Dude that sucks, I've been trying some stuff and have been considering moving next semester
Chortles 10.21.13	Dealt with that all of last year, I always slept with headphones on
lyzakthellama 10.21.13	Yeah, that seems to be the only options. Time to get better in ear headphones
Shuyin 10.21.13	cum on his pillow 'Cannibal Corpse is about as average as death metal can get.' shut up you fucking pleb
qiblas 10.21.13	Hammer his throat
Treeman 10.21.13	shuyin repping the cannibal corpse at all times m/
mryrtmrnfoxxxy 10.21.13	did u kno killing someone for snoring is considered self-defense in some states-rudy klapper
43 10.21.13	'Cannibal Corpse is about as average as death metal can get.' wit
MyNameIsPencil 10.24.13	next time your roommate snores lick him. and don't stop until he wakes up. then propose marriage to him so you too can live in harmony 5ever