BallsToTheWall
User

Reviews 234
Approval 97%

Soundoffs 259
News Articles 349
Band Edits + Tags 386
Album Edits 1,343

Album Ratings 3027
Objectivity 74%

Last Active 03-27-18 10:15 pm
Joined 05-20-07

Review Comments 51,216

 Lists
04.13.24 90’s Vibes03.31.24 Stardew Valley Update
03.16.24 2024 Throwing Hands12.30.23 Music To Annoy People With
11.07.23 Favorite Metalcore Shows This Year.10.23.23 Covid Jams
09.15.23 To Become More Openminded09.02.23 Jams
08.20.23 Sunday Vibes08.05.23 Warrior is the Best Show
08.01.23 Upcoming shows.06.26.23 Hard Jams Inc
06.03.23 Ball’s Mosh Pit Tactics.05.20.23 Saturday Metal Jams
03.19.23 Relaxing Sunday Jams.03.04.23 Attack on Titan: The Final Season
12.25.22 Bucs vs Panthers! LFG!11.23.22 00’s Metalcore I’d Jam
More »

Sputnik's 10 Hottest Dudes: 2013

Goes only for current users.
1Heartsounds
Until We Surrender


1. Uhhkris. The lovable, fuzzy panda bear of sputnik. Brings joy to all, through the mid west to the east.
2Heartsounds
Internal Eyes


2. Taxi. The lovable fuzzy brown bear of sputnik. Brings joy to all, through the west coast to the east coast. Taxi is basically the brown brother of Uhhkris.
3Corrupted
Garten Der Unbewusstheit


3.Angel. Tall, dark, suave, handsome, elite chef, master of beer knowledge, cthulian rites and fashion. Nigga is top drawer.
4Avenger
Shadows of the Damned


4. The Spirit. The good family genes don't just stop with Brandon, his sister is hot as fuck, like super hot as fuck, I'd take her out to Red Lobster, go in her red lobster and call her again to go to Red Lobster and in her red lobster again.
5Trophy Scars
Bad Luck


5. Iluvtar. He got all hot all of a sudden with that homeless yolo beard, he now looks like The Red Chord's singer's little brother.
6The Weeknd
House of Balloons


6.Masochist. Milk chocolate with a rich mahogany voice. One of three people on this list Ive met.
7Renard
Robot Brainstronaut Blastoff!!!


7. Acanthus. Tall, gay, ripped, personable and handsome. Basically the white Barca of sputnik. Or the huge white dude who's fiance was Barca that got killed in that second or third season of Spartacus.
8Chvrches
The Bones of What You Believe


8. Klap. Tall, kind of dark and handsome. He'd be sure to jackhammer a million hula hoop scallywags at all those hip fests he attends if he was single. +30 points for being a good guy and a Florida native. - 9 points for being a Heat hater and another -4 for being a Magic fan
9 Rammstein
Liebe Ist F?r Alle Da


9.Wolfhorde/Scoot/Crysis. German, eccentric, knowledgeable, fit and German. Did I mention he's German? Like, super, super, super German? Scoot is a cool, suave Adam levine looking motherfucker, stylin and profilin. Crysis is classic Americana, boy next door with a metallic edge. Dem eyes boyo.
10Dismember
Like an Everflowing Stream


10.ShadowRemains. He's got that half white/half asian thing going on. So exotic. Like the man version of Kristin Kreuk.
Show/Add Comments (63)

STAFF & CONTRIBUTORS // CONTACT US

Bands: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


Site Copyright 2005-2023 Sputnikmusic.com
All Album Reviews Displayed With Permission of Authors | Terms of Use | Privacy Policy