BallsToTheWall: Easiest Times I've Gotten Laid.

BallsToTheWall 10.10.13	Sup errybody
VisionsFromTheDarkSide 10.10.13	LAD
NordicMindset 10.10.13	how hot were they
BallsToTheWall 10.10.13	1 was a 8, 2 was a 5.5 and 3 was a 7.5.
peaks40 10.10.13	need the fat chick story.
GnarlyShillelagh 10.10.13	3 was in the bathroom yeah?
BallsToTheWall 10.10.13	Yup. Thank Odin for condoms because if I bang them raw I'm sure I'd have some crabs rummaging through my under beard.
BallsToTheWall 10.10.13	All you need to know peaks was that she was so ugly that after like 15 minutes of pounding I was like fuck this, I can't do this anymore. I'm out.
peaks40 10.10.13	so you didn't finish?
BallsToTheWall 10.10.13	Na, pretended that I did. Went out afterward and bought a sandwich. To be fair, the 5.5. girl wasn't bad looking Reich, just a hot mess.
Sleaper 10.10.13	oh the drive of shame......poor girl
BallsToTheWall 10.10.13	About a 15 minute silent drive. I found her shirt like 2 months later rofl.
ExcentrifugalForz 10.10.13	have woken up with a girl on top of me....whore hadn't even put a condom on
ExcentrifugalForz 10.10.13	last time i accept drinks from strangers
BallsToTheWall 10.10.13	You raw doggin sonofabitch you.
Sleaper 10.10.13	ahahaaaaa fuck thats brutal. ive shared an hour long bus trip "OUR drive of shame". put my headphones in and pretended like i forgot about the night before.
Sleaper 10.10.13	@excen youve just created the joke of the day in my house. that is probably the funniest story ive heard in ages. actual lols.
BallsToTheWall 10.10.13	Haha, speking of blacking out, we brought a few girls back to our crib, mind you the living room was still my bedroom. The girl pukes all over my favorite book, my keys, my dvd case and my phone, all conveniently in the same place. She was a sweetheart the next morning though, cleaned up and whatnot. All was well.
bloc 10.10.13	Don Balls
BallsToTheWall 10.10.13	I've had easy opportunities but not even close man, not even close. When I think I fuck it all up, like the girl at the front desk of my gym. I thought about it rather than go for the kill. Not dwelling on it because why should I? There's plenty more poon in the sea.
Relinquished 10.10.13	"The girl pukes all over my favorite book" aww that fucking sucks
Relinquished 10.10.13	"There's plenty more poon in the sea." and that's what those little boys with friendzone lists don't comprehend
BallsToTheWall 10.10.13	I'm not a asshole about that sort of thing, when I was a drinker I went hard and puked on cars or broke potted plants so hey I'm sympathetic to the cause.
Voivod 10.10.13	Well done Balls!! I myself have a couple of similar stories that tickle my tongue and my fingers, but the past must stay that way...
Relinquished 10.10.13	totally understand bro but see that's why I put away my stuff in case situations like that arise
DominionMM1 10.10.13	"and that's what those little boys with friendzone lists don't comprehend" lol
BallsToTheWall 10.10.13	That was a spontaneous night, wasn't even planning on anything.
Relinquished 10.10.13	like i said man, in case situations like that arise. I wouldn't let old cthulhu mythos books get fucked up by chick liquor
BallsToTheWall 10.10.13	Nothing got ruined so I aint got no problems. It was funny though, when she was puking my brother was laughing and playing a didgeridoo instead of helping while her friend was coaxing my brother to help. Haha.
Relinquished 10.10.13	hahaha crazy nights are crazy without didgeridoos
iwasnvrurbf 10.10.13	congrats on the easy poon
NordicMindset 10.10.13	digideridoos
BallsToTheWall 10.10.13	didgeridoos make everything better.
InFiction 10.10.13	I once had a threesome with a girl and a friend of mine while her friend was trying to read us the bible. Surreal shit.
BallsToTheWall 10.10.13	Sounds epic bro, she should have dressed as a nun while you wore a plague mask with a dildo for the point.
BallsToTheWall 10.10.13	That girl is home to one of my favorite life stories so I will never let that fade. I was facing a year stretch so I definitely could have done worse.
LambsBread 10.10.13	First kiss before your 18th bday...? SWAG BRO
LambsBread 10.10.13	Easiest Times I Got Laid 1. Your Mom 2. Your Sister 3. Your other sister 4. Your girl 5. Your other other sister 6. your grandma (0/10 would not do again)
BallsToTheWall 10.10.13	If it happened sooner I wouldn't be the same individual today, hell I probaly wouldn't even have joined/heard of sputnik, so you're right...SWAG MOTHERFUCKER
PunchforPunch 10.10.13	"I once had a threesome with a girl and a friend of mine while her friend was trying to read us the bible. Surreal shit." "Sounds epic bro, she should have dressed as a nun while you wore a plague mask with a dildo for the point." That just made my day
BallsToTheWall 10.11.13	Anyone here still send dick pics? I sure as hell do.
Relinquished 10.11.13	I send some to my wife when she feels down
BallsToTheWall 10.11.13	Sexy pics FTW
zakalwe 10.11.13	My dad annoys me with the ones he keeps sending.
Relinquished 10.11.13	lol "here you go honey ;)" "dad..." "HOW'S SCHOOL GOING?"
BallsToTheWall 10.11.13	How's your dad Jerry doing? The media's been crucifying him lately.
zakalwe 10.11.13	He bides his time sending yet more dick pics, 72 a day. I'm making a photo album to keep under my pillow.
Mister Twister 10.11.13	Wait, how are YOU gonna send dick pics? Didn't you, ya know... snips?
BallsToTheWall 10.11.13	Na I was just riffing there.
Mister Twister 10.11.13	I honestly need to be less of a gullible moron.
BallsToTheWall 10.11.13	Haha, happens to the best of us.
MO 10.11.13	lost the v-card at 18 damn nigga what kept you
BallsToTheWall 10.11.13	It took some time for me to develop from being a puny soft weakling pipsqueak into a rugged viking anti-hero. I needed to forge myself....find my true inner Celt.
beefshoes 10.11.13	Didn't lose mine until I was 18 either and in a remarkably similar fashion. lol
Necrotica 10.12.13	One time, I went to the movies with one chick a few years younger than me. After this, we made out and had sex in my car. It was a little tight but pretty fun too. I did pretty much everything to her ;] Anyway, I took her home, and after all this, I was driving home and my car got smashed by a fucking deer! I do know I told some people on here that last part though. So whenever I'm driving at night, I'd like to keep a shotgun handy. If a deer's gonna hit me, I'd might as well get dinner out of it.
Trebor. 10.12.13	"It was a little tight but pretty fun too." It's supposed to be like that son
Greyvy 10.12.13	I went to the movies with one chick a few years younger than me you were 18 she was 15 right
ShadowRemains 09.25.14	rofl nice bump
Lethean 09.25.14	16 scene slut i was in a shitty metalcore band
Relinquished 09.25.14	scene sluts have no shame bless their hearts
BallsToTheWall 09.25.14	I hope you embraced every moment of that Lethean. 2 was good times. #neverforget