neurisis17: Women | Sputnikmusic

Mort. 10.02.13	no women ever come here. they would gain nothing from doing so.
Mort. 10.02.13	dude you seem nice . wanna be best buds for life?
Relinquished 10.02.13	delete this list before you get ripped apart like the last idiot
Hyperion1001 10.02.13	yeah quit while youre ahead man
Dunpeal 10.02.13	lol what a gaf
ShadowRemains 10.02.13	like he's ahead
sniper 10.02.13	i work with a girl who likes burzum and (thankfully) doesn't look/dress like she would listen to bm
Hyperion1001 10.02.13	yeah quit while youre sort of not that far behind man
ffs 10.02.13	all i know about women i learned from mötley crüe
TheSpirit 10.02.13	ur mom likes burzum... she told me last nite ;]
ShadowRemains 10.03.13	ffs is ludicrous years ahead
sniper 10.03.13	my mom would probably call burzum "screamo" and tell me to turn it off
Greyvy 10.03.13	wish i knew someone irl who enjoyed burzum let alone a girl :(
sniper 10.03.13	lol i think she is probably closer to okay with burzum than a fan, but still. my gf also likes a lot of good stuff but burzum is def not on the list.
Relinquished 10.03.13	my wife likes some stuff from burzum but not a casual listener
ffs 10.03.13	YYou guys want to know a cool tip about women? you can masturbate about them. Yep; just think about som e women and you can jack yourself off until you cum,
sniper 10.03.13	my gf likes envy and deafheaven and most good post-hardcore stuff and lots of good rap shit. and she'll go to all kinds of shows with me so i couldn't really hope for better tbh.
Greyvy 10.03.13	YYou guys want to know a cool tip about men? you can masturbate about them. Yep; just think about som e men and you can jack yourself off until you cum,
ITsHxCTOASTER 10.03.13	Dude fuck off, I've met plenty of women that listen to better shit than you so
MosesMalone 10.03.13	My girlfriend says she likes all the shit I show her but I know better.
Trebor. 10.03.13	The girl I like jams AWOL Nation :(
Calc 10.03.13	I dunno why people want girls who listen to the same music as them..
IbenizGEO1 10.03.13	"If women are on Sputnik... what does it matter?" idk but thanks for making another list about it
Trebor. 10.03.13	I once meant to ask my wife to pass the spaghetti, but it came out "you're ruining my life you fucking whore." Pronunciation is important. "I dunno why people want girls who listen to the same music as them.." Cuz I constantly listen to music and I don't want to listen to bad music
ShadowRemains 10.03.13	"I dunno why people want girls who listen to the same music as them.." something to share interest in something to talk about something to fuck to (in some cases)
Trebor. 10.03.13	yeah I want to fuck to Have a Nice Life not Taylor Swift
NordicMindset 10.03.13	as long as she's good to bang it don't matter tho the compromise: shit music for nice pussy
Relinquished 10.03.13	i don't even have to compromise i put on neurosis and she's still grinds on
cataraphact 10.03.13	http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=132133&memberid=429291
Calc 10.03.13	to me it's like an overload. things like music and sports I consider mine. my old lady and I have every other facet of our lives to find similar interests in. I GUESS I see why people would enjoy it I guess though.
sniper 10.03.13	there is a girl though http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=132133&memberid=429291 ugh
sniper 10.03.13	@calc its honestly more for her benefit, because she's gonna be hearing a lot of the shit i like, so she will obv be happier about that if she doesn't hate it
Parallels 10.03.13	i declare october to the the month of lists about why women are or aren't on sputnik
Calc 10.03.13	lol or you could not be a dick. but I getcha. I have a set of stuff I just don't play when my wife is home.
Relinquished 10.03.13	in my case I lucked out because of her genuine interest in some of my music. like there's the different levels of enjoyment like when my lady understands why I like it and when she really understands why I like it and therein lies the difference in our tastes.
sniper 10.03.13	i'm not a dick, we have taste that overlaps comfortably enough that there is a lot we share. mostly i listen to rap when she's around.
BallsToTheWall 10.03.13	Kylie and I both said goodnight and I headed to bed. I failed to get her out of my mind. I was trapped in the thought of pursuing sexual relations with Kylie. She was small and composed, the things I could have done with Kylie were riveting. As I had recently discovered, Kylie was rather kinky being that our first serious sexual encounter was a blowjob in my car. I imagined I could experiment heavily with Kylie. Throw her around, fuck her hard, tie each other up, you name it. I was eager to explore Kylie as soon as possible. I was overcome with excitement as I started to slide my hand underneath my briefs and stroke myself. Images of Kylie flooded my mind and I became harder by the second. At first I thought about how she had blown me in the car, her lips softly stroking me as I move deep into her throat. But soon I ventured my imagination into other possibilities. I imagined taking Kylie from behind unexpectedly. Holding her tight and moving her panties out the way as I slid my cock inside her. I imagine she would quiver and slide onto me as I pushed my way deeper inside her. As I stroked myself I became wet and hard thinking about her. I imagined what she felt like inside, I had always heard of the warm soft sensation of being inside of a girl. I longed for it, especially with Kylie. I had never been this close to a girl nor had the opportunity to do such a thing. But I was nonetheless excited for it. Thinking over and over about Kylie’s petite body, her soft breasts dangling as I pounded away inside her. The fantasy I had created was as real as I could manifest, I was more than ready to cum. With a burst of intense jerks at my cock I threw myself into orgasm and came all over my stomach. Continuing to extract any cum left over from my session, I peered down to see what I considered to be a massive load. My entire stomach was covered. I cleaned myself off and smiled as my head hit the pillow. My thoughts dwelled on Kylie, then Zoe, then Kylie. “Fuck” I thought to myself as the two girls bounced in my head. I knew perfectly well I had not overcome my problem.
Calc 10.03.13	I know you ain't a dick I was messin'
Trebor. 10.03.13	I read all of that and I don't regret it
sniper 10.03.13	agreed treb
jdennis31 10.03.13	Riveting story, Balls. Where do I read more?
Relinquished 10.03.13	wylie please continue
Trebor. 10.03.13	Balls should write a 50 Shades of Gray type book except for men
BallsToTheWall 10.03.13	xnxx.com. although way too many of those stories are about incest or bestiality. Or both.
ShadowRemains 10.03.13	"I read all of that and I don't regret it" this
joshieboy 10.03.13	They already have Treb. It's named Saw.
SCREAM! 10.03.13	My gf actually enjoys burzum on occasion. She even said Walknut was cool when I put some on in the car at night once and she legitimitely enjoys Sunn O))) as well
Trebor. 10.03.13	I didn't know they had written stories on xnxx.com lol
BallsToTheWall 10.03.13	SCREAM!, you still with the same gal?
Relinquished 10.03.13	my question though: who is zoe?
SCREAM! 10.03.13	"SCREAM!, you still with the same gal?" Been with this girl for a little over a year if that helps
BallsToTheWall 10.03.13	Oh damn, it's not the one that was your profile pic for so long. I'm pretty sure a girl at the desk of my gym is trying to "get to know me" but that goes against my gym principle so not sure what to do there. I do see her checkin me out in my leggins when I wear em so she's about that life.
Parallels 10.03.13	Fifty Shades of Balls
jdennis31 10.03.13	Is it possible to find to an amibitious/motivated stoner girl in the gym?
Relinquished 10.03.13	go for the desk girl, bro. just don't let it become more than what it is
Relinquished 10.03.13	motivated and stoner don't go together most of the time, unless you're motivated to get more green feel me
Parallels 10.03.13	make sure you wear ur leggings bro, chicks love that feminine side to a guy
BallsToTheWall 10.03.13	My gym commitment is so deep I've refused to pursue a girl at any gym for the past 12 years. However I still creep in the distance on the skimpy chicks who go there.
BallsToTheWall 10.03.13	She's seen me do 600lb hip thrusts so she knows im legit. My dick is doing the talking right now and I think I might have to sell out. Briefly.
jdennis31 10.03.13	The two loves of my life are at the gym, so i definitely get the distance creepin. Gym mirrors are the best.
Parallels 10.03.13	gym mirrors ftw even girls use em
BallsToTheWall 10.03.13	I have been wanting a sweet babe to sit on my face for the past couple months.
Relinquished 10.03.13	"I think I might have to sell out. Briefly." yeah man it shouldn't hurt. I know so many people including the girls that make it work.
NordicMindset 10.03.13	all the girls in my school like EDM and the standard pop shit. so lovemaking will not be made to that
SCREAM! 10.03.13	"She's seen me do 600lb hip thrusts so she knows im legit. My dick is doing the talking right now and I think I might have to sell out. Briefly." Some rules were just meant to be broken man
jdennis31 10.03.13	@greenlinkinmuse just bang to the 1975. girls dig that shit and so do you apparently.
NordicMindset 10.03.13	it's an alright album, catchy but yeah pretty mainstream
NordicMindset 10.03.13	and tbh i dont think any middle school girls want the d in the 1st place
jdennis31 10.03.13	went to a show in houston when they weren't filling out arenas and all the girls were grinding on everything. the 1975 is your friend.
BallsToTheWall 10.03.13	She seems nice too, all I want, a single lady to pair with, to sit on my face consistently. Which was great about my ex. Sex to me is better with one girl over time then random flings, there ain't no chemistry and you neve rknow ehre the clam's been.
jdennis31 10.03.13	@balls disagreed. once you figure out how to get em going, you beat the level. sure, the replay value is great, but you gotta challenge yourself.
Relinquished 10.03.13	unless she's not clean then it shouldn't matter I think. gym girls that actually know what they're doing are arguably better at sex than most girls.
BallsToTheWall 10.03.13	Fuck that. I'm a one woman kind a guy. Always have been, always will be. No fucks given I don't like emotionless or cheap sex. Like the long term chemistry, sex gets deep and spiritual and shit, and more dynamic and like a melding of bodies and souls. A partnership.
Relinquished 10.03.13	plus if you do it more than once in the same night with a fling then like dennis said it'll get better quick.
Relinquished 10.03.13	cmon man vikings conquest and continue. it won't be emotionless or cheap if you both respond like animals.
BallsToTheWall 10.03.13	I'm too soft at heart to be a player or have flings, regardless I never cared for or had any interest in getting my dick wet with randoms, well, in my late teens I kinda did but that's long been over. Some memories I'd like to take back, notably the fat girl who didn;t even qualify for the scale of 1-10.
BallsToTheWall 10.03.13	I'm a sentimental bitch, what can I say?
jdennis31 10.03.13	I don't like to mess around with multiple girls at once, but I also start getting really bored with the person after hookin up 4 or 5 times. I'm honest about my intentions so I throw any guilt out the window. Maintaining a relationship is too hard compared to sex -_- I love the animalistic instinct that kicks in when you first hook up with someone though
Relinquished 10.03.13	I feel you bro. I'd rather not get into the complicated bullshit in partnerships but at least I don't have to worry about that.
Chortles 10.03.13	agreed great band
BallsToTheWall 10.03.13	I don't mind that stuff, me and my ex had our problems but sexually we were great for that near year and a half. Just gotta keep the spark alive and there will be no problems.
BallsToTheWall 10.03.13	I'd rather put up with shit from one good woman than put up with shit from a dozen shitty women.
BallsToTheWall 10.03.13	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LUzyUX9sMM
Relinquished 10.03.13	so true
BallsToTheWall 10.03.13	I've literally seen a girl key my brother's car, front to back, another time a girl threw a chair through his window. He's all about that crazy women life, or he was, but I'm too positive for that shit. Walking the based path.
Relinquished 10.03.13	all about that mind-over-matter. pussy's good but there's more important things in life like living that love, lift, riff life.
BallsToTheWall 10.03.13	Gym.Job.Woman.Family.Friends Three primary concerns in that order aa far as im concerned, excluding the usual bills, rent, gas, food. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXhQDb2bQBc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXhQDb2bQBc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXhQDb2bQBc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXhQDb2bQBc
SCREAM! 10.03.13	Straight from the nutsack: An hour of wisdom with Balls
jdennis31 10.03.13	Why do you work out?
BallsToTheWall 10.03.13	To be strong and be healthy.
BallsToTheWall 10.03.13	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXhQDb2bQBc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXhQDb2bQBc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXhQDb2bQBc
jdennis31 10.03.13	Werd. Meet a lot of people who can't answer that question without thinking about it, which is odd to me.
Relinquished 10.03.13	like why even let your body waste away doing nothing without sculpting out its true potential, in and out?
BallsToTheWall 10.03.13	A lot of douchebags work out for the wrong reasons, hence the gearheads, synthol injections, HGH/Dianabol abuse, fake tans, and muscle implants. People who piss me off the most are those who say "oh, im bulkin up". Dumbasses.
BallsToTheWall 10.03.13	I've balled hard since t-ball. Played sports since I was 5, been a fitness junkie since then.
MalleusMaleficarum 10.03.13	band > species
Relinquished 10.03.13	I don't hope for it but let the ignorant vain douchebags get what they deserve when they develop muscle and bone damage
jdennis31 10.03.13	It's just really strenuous, and pretty much a lifestyle so it's weird when people don't know what their goals are.
BallsToTheWall 10.03.13	agreed. "Mass" was never my goal. Lean/functional muscle mass, strength, power, endurance, agility,flexibility all the basics, are my standards. Hence why guys like Wes Welker, Charles Bronson and Steve Smith are my examples. I'm all natty minus the creatine free workouts I take but its just aminos for the most part anyways.
BallsToTheWall 10.03.13	The common denominator for me and any girl boils down to good health and fitness. I rarely drink and don't smoke so I can be a girls hero without having to worry bout me getting into a drunken falcon punching rage.
jdennis31 10.03.13	I see. Considering you've been physically active for so long, i'd assume you've tried some form of yoga, but if you haven't, you should definitely look into that. Currently on a rigorous 5 day work out program so I use my saturdays for ice bath/hot tub and then do an hour of yoga. Incredible benefits mentally and physically. Started doing it when I developed sciatica and not only did my back get better, I was able to breathe better and felt like i had an extra inch of space between all my spinal discs. Its also makes for better flexibility during sex.
Relinquished 10.03.13	haven't done yoga in years but I have felt the benefits when I did. my back's already well fortified and I got a good amount of flexibility through my own pre-workouts.
BallsToTheWall 10.03.13	Used to do yoga when I did jiujitsu. Two elements I intend on bringing back to my life.
neurisis17 10.03.13	I am legitimately happy that this turned into a conversation about BallsToTheWall's sex and workout ideals... A productive conversation
ShadowRemains 10.03.13	considering it started off about how you should probably shut up while you're behind, you should be relieved
Trebor. 10.03.13	I gotta get in shape
jdennis31 10.03.13	steroids/bulemia = quickest combo to get in shape.
Shuyin 10.03.13	only the real ladies listen to neurosis and cult of lulu
neurisis17 10.03.13	@shadowsremain I wasn't intending this list to be original or creative, I just wanted to put out my opinion on what has become a fairly recent phenomenon in the Sputnik Universe. I'm sorry I offended your well refined palate for list making.
BallsToTheWall 10.03.13	Nigga, you done got threadjacked. Whatcha gonna do about it?
BallsToTheWall 10.03.13	Having a Isis avatar puts you at greater risk of threadjacking than most.
neurisis17 10.03.13	Well I respectfully accept the thread jacking, my nigga. As long as it's a worthwhile topic, and it was, and I thank you for that.
neurisis17 10.03.13	And if an Isis avatar does that, I'll accept it (it would be Rush, but that cover is superb)
Relinquished 10.03.13	"Sputnik Universe" you just crossed the line into faggotry
Smial 10.03.13	this is like the 3rd "women" list in 2 days if there were any women on sputnik they've surely run off now
ZippaThaRippa 10.03.13	way to go guys
SCREAM! 10.03.13	@Relinquished That line was crossed when this list was made
Relinquished 10.03.13	list displays desperation for e-tang and that post was just as bad as wanting a t-shirt with sputnik logo on it
neurisis17 10.03.13	@SCREAM! / Relinquished You guys are totally right! I just love taking it up the ass, in fact, I've got a Steely Dan up there right now (keeping it old school). I'm glad that sexual orientation can be determined so accurately through the internet. I'm also pleased that your insults aren't inane and trite like the idiots who DON'T use "faggot" as a slight towards others online. Now if you'll excuse me I'm about to cum all over a picture of Jeff Mangum.
Relinquished 10.03.13	You guys are totally right! I just love taking it up the ass, in fact, I've got a Steely Dan up there right now (keeping it old school). I'm glad that sexual orientation can be determined so accurately through the internet. I'm also pleased that your insults aren't inane and trite like the idiots who DON'T use "faggot" as a slight towards others online. Now if you'll excuse me I'm about to cum all over a picture of Jeff Mangum.
mryrtmrnfoxxxy 10.03.13	good bbok
neurisis17 10.03.13	good original thought
SCREAM! 10.03.13	"good original thought" Thanks faggot no homo
NordicMindset 10.03.13	lol
mryrtmrnfoxxxy 10.03.13	oh this isnt about the book
neurisis17 10.03.13	No of course no homo, what do you think I am, gay?
Zig 02.28.19	it matters a great deal
guitarded_chuck 02.28.19	reaching back for a 6 year old thread for an excuse to virtue signal nice
Valzentia 02.28.19	[2]
Minushuman24 02.28.19	I fucking read this list/comments for 5 minutes being amazed by all the old school sputnikmusic users being on. Then I realized it was from 2013 and feel stupid. God Damn.