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User
Reviews 17
Approval 95%
Soundoffs 2
Album Ratings 429
Objectivity 56%
Last Active 01-27-15 3:07 am
Joined 03-31-11
Review Comments 2,476
| Deaths Ranked
Yes, I like falling from a plane more than in dying my sleep | | 1 |  | Boris
Flood
Falling from an airplane with no parachute. Your death from this will be inevitable,
thus it's easier to accept on the way down. Plus, presumably no pain and a fun ride. | | 2 |  | Forest
Like A Blaze Above The Ashes
Stabbed through the heart by a Viking. The most heroic death. | | 3 |  | Earth
Earth 2
Crushed by an enourmous satellite installation. Sean Bean-style. | | 4 |  | The Black Keys
Magic Potion
Icepick, classic death. | | 5 |  | Immolation
Close To A World Below
Immolation, self or otherwise. Painful and shocking, what a way to go. | | 6 |  | Vales
Clarity
Moose/caribou/elk/obese deer through the windshield. The most Canadian way to die. | | 7 |  | Marduk
Fuck Me Jesus
Crucified. Become the ultimate martyr, live on in history. | | 8 |  | Florence And The Machine
Lungs
Inflated with the gun from "Live And Let Die"/rage explosion from "Big Trouble In
Little China". | | 9 |  | Sigur Ros
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Dying in your sleep, peacefully. Pussy. | | 10 | | Bjork
Medulla
Smothered by enourmous breasts. Ranked 10 because it's highly unlikely. | |
ZombicidalMan
10.02.13 | Sacrificed by a cult and anthrax could've made it too. | Smial
10.02.13 | drowning needs to be right behind immolation | Crawl
10.02.13 | immolation is 10 | BigPleb
10.02.13 | Fucking lol at 6 | VisionsFromTheDarkSide
10.02.13 | I know someone who died from 10. | NordicMindset
10.02.13 | choppin off your balls and eating em for your last meal | MO
10.02.13 | this would be the worst way to go
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f3/Zers%C3%A4gen_des_Heiligen_Simon.png | BigPleb
10.02.13 | Omg that is m/ as fuck | VisionsFromTheDarkSide
10.02.13 | "this would be the worst way to go
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f3/Zers%C3%A4gen_des_Heiligen_Simon.png"
If I wasn't on the internet so much I would find that truly shocking | evilford
10.02.13 | 10 is 1, unlikely or not, that's how I want to go | Apollo
10.02.13 | i lol'd reading this | ZombicidalMan
10.02.13 | Wish the bjork artwork would show up | skeames1214
10.02.13 | fantastic list | wacknizzle
10.02.13 | Fuck self immolation, you're so screwed if you fail
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-ffYA2KHFY | laucha1266
10.02.13 | well, make sure u dont screw up the immolation and you should be fine | SIMBOLIC
10.02.13 | Most Canadian way to die would be like impalement on an elk because you lost control playing ice hockey. And your last words would be apologising to the elk |
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