BigPleb
09.20.13 | Fucking best night ever, women rule fuck me. |
oltnabrick
09.20.13 | -__-
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BigPleb
09.20.13 | Pull that face all you want, the girl of my dreams has arrived. |
demigod!
09.20.13 | does she opeth though
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oltnabrick
09.20.13 | -__-
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BigPleb
09.20.13 | Well when I'm having a brill steak tomorrow I'll find out! If she does, then may god have mercy on my soul. |
joomisy
09.20.13 | stop posting this useless bullshit plz |
Relinquished
09.20.13 | "one of the girls said: "do you like Megadeth?" My balls seized up, my face clenched and my dick was at boiling point."
lol wow |
oltnabrick
09.20.13 | -__-
stop posting this useless bullshit plz [2]
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BigPleb
09.20.13 | Wo the fuck are you mate? It's a big moment, this is legit. |
JS19
09.20.13 | There are way more girls than you'd think into cool music, but if you just need them to acknowledge that some less mainstream music exists for you to start ring shopping I think your priorities are kinda fucked...
But it is pretty awesome when you can actually have a real conversation with someone about music, I'll give you that |
avonbarksdale221
09.20.13 | Fuckin' congrats dude! Hope it's all goes well |
BigPleb
09.20.13 | I can't help good music impulses! |
Cygnatti
09.20.13 | Feature plz |
Cygnatti
09.20.13 | Bigpleb, I always imagined that you were as old as me. :x |
Kman418
09.20.13 | i bet she gives bad head |
BigPleb
09.20.13 | Six with indecipherable shit again.
Dunno Kman :/ |
londoncalling457
09.20.13 | successfully interact with female
report the good news back to sputnik |
BigPleb
09.20.13 | EXACTLY |
demigod!
09.20.13 | lol |
BigPleb
09.20.13 | It was more than 'successful interaction', it was fate. |
londoncalling457
09.20.13 | hey guys talked to a girl in class today. she asked me if we had any homework due and i was like idk then she goes idk either, so i was like hey great minds think alike! lol yeah so she's the girl of my dreams just wanted to let you guys know!!! |
avonbarksdale221
09.20.13 | Don't put pussy on a though man |
Cygnatti
09.20.13 | Omg |
BigPleb
09.20.13 | londoncalling looking for comedic acceptance lol. Who the fuck even are you man? Invading a list looking for credibility, fuck
off ya cunt. *waits for 'erm I joined in '06! I'm important nuhuhuhuhuuhihi'* |
Havey
09.20.13 | everyone likes the smiths dude let me know when u find a girl who digs male rape group |
Relinquished
09.20.13 | "Don't put pussy on a pedastal man"
mind over matter but that don't matter when the matter of the matter is an average probably beat-up pussy platter |
BigPleb
09.20.13 | That was an interesting sentence to read out loud. |
Kman418
09.20.13 | i know a girl who likes filth era swans does that count |
BigPleb
09.20.13 | Well why aren't you fucking her yet? |
IbenizGEO1
09.20.13 | I know a girl who like blink 182 and taking back sunday does that count? |
avonbarksdale221
09.20.13 | No. |
Havey
09.20.13 | hmm kman thats pretty cool but does she own leaves turn inside you on vinyl |
Cygnatti
09.20.13 | Not really.
Kman's gay, bigpleb m |
BigPleb
09.20.13 | If 'Oltna's Decade!' Gets a feature then wtf is this doing as normal fuck. |
IbenizGEO1
09.20.13 | cause it has two albums that everyone knows about |
Cygnatti
09.20.13 | Oltna's decade is 'somewhat' comprehensive so |
BigPleb
09.20.13 | Fuck comprehension, a mans inner thoughts should be displayed for all the world to see. |
Kman418
09.20.13 | no clue havey
i thought everyone knew this by now cyg |
IbenizGEO1
09.20.13 | serious gay or lakie gay? |
geasoftime
09.20.13 | I wonder if she likes Pink Floyd? If so then you've found a real keeper. Obscure music ftw |
BigPleb
09.21.13 | She must do man, she's a big Waters fan apparently. |
Kman418
09.21.13 | no srs gay lakes is a poser |
ITsHxCTOASTER
09.21.13 | No way dude you met a fan of two hugely popular groups? |
Cygnatti
09.21.13 | Lakie is a poser [2] |
londoncalling457
09.21.13 | yeah i joined in '06 i been through it all. seen some shit you know. shit changes you
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BigPleb
09.21.13 | You have x's in your name, fuck off. |
IbenizGEO1
09.21.13 | Lakie is a poser [3]
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Rowan5215
09.21.13 | She saw Roger Waters? Marry her |
Cygnatti
09.21.13 | But bigpleb, he recently asked for a name change to just "toaster" plus he listens to like power electronics and bient or some shit like that. |
londoncalling457
09.21.13 | dude this is the worst list |
BigPleb
09.21.13 | Well get off it then? |
Kman418
09.21.13 | power electronics scare me tbh |
sonictheplumber
09.21.13 | dude i go to school with a bitch who digs elp and isnt fat or a teacher, you think youve seen shit? pff megadeth, my granny knows megadeth! |
Cygnatti
09.21.13 | Power electronics...does nothing for me. Except diamond dust. But that was my first power electronics album, before I even knew what that was. |
BigPleb
09.21.13 | Chick ain't fat dude, fuck.
Well your Granny is m/! It's a rarity here in England! |
sonictheplumber
09.21.13 | oh england. i get it now.
nevermind |
Kman418
09.21.13 | i mean i actually find some of that stuff interesting but at the same time it makes me want to claw my ears off and curl up in a ball and cry so |
Havey
09.21.13 | diamond dust
power electronics
what |
Cygnatti
09.21.13 | :x wrong album, goddammit. |
Anthracks
09.21.13 | the smiths and megadeth wow she is so underground with unique taste |
BigPleb
09.21.13 | It's not about underground shit ffs, that shit is rare over here! |
IbenizGEO1
09.21.13 | aren't the smiths from the UK? |
Cygnatti
09.21.13 | I've said this before, but my psych teacher asked my whole class if they knew who thom yorke was an no one knew.
he then asked if they knew the band radiohead. still nothing. you guys have no idea. |
BigPleb
09.21.13 | I'm dumb, but you guys go even further. |
Kman418
09.21.13 | how is it even possible to not know who radiohead are |
Cygnatti
09.21.13 | I don't know...I don't know. |
IbenizGEO1
09.21.13 | "3dpd"
typical lol |
apert
09.21.13 | bet she has a penis |
Relinquished
09.21.13 | she prob likes supercollider megadeth so you're fucked |
Cygnatti
09.21.13 | lol |
chemicalmarriage
09.21.13 | Gilmour > Waters
She probably likes van hagar too |
StallionMang
09.21.13 | Talk about a keeper. |
Rowan5215
09.21.13 | "Gilmour > Waters"
Agreed but Waters is still a god |
StallionMang
09.21.13 | Gilmour >>>>> Waters |
Rowan5215
09.21.13 | Waters is like the best lyricist ever though cmon |
StallionMang
09.21.13 | Yeah, you're right about that, but Gilmour still > Waters. |
Rowan5215
09.21.13 | I'm not saying I disagree dude just putting five greater than signs is unnecessary. Gilmour > Waters by a small margin. |
demigod!
09.21.13 | this thread |
Rowan5215
09.21.13 | rules |
wacknizzle
09.21.13 | Sweet, how big is her dick? |
Cygnatti
09.21.13 | guys, get another joke (maybe something funny plz?) and try again. |
jdennis31
09.21.13 | You didn't even have sex with her and it was the best night ever? |
JokineAugustus
09.21.13 | "I've said this before, but my psych teacher asked my whole class if they knew who thom yorke was an no one knew.
he then asked if they knew the band radiohead. still nothing. you guys have no idea"
So you didn't respond either, for fear of being ridiculed by mainstream listeners? |
Cygnatti
09.21.13 | I did. My friend did as well. We were the only ones.
And don't worry. I've made my general disdain for "mainstream" music somewhat clear, though conversations about music rather ever happens. |
PunchforPunch
09.21.13 | wow she must be ugly |
skeames1214
09.21.13 | I've dated two girls with stellar music taste, and it made the whole process easier, let me tell ya. |
skeames1214
09.21.13 | except then u break up and songs u used to love make u sad or at least plaintive u know? |
Greyvy
09.21.13 | so ur tellin us the girl u like enjoys entry lvl thrash
thx |
BigBlob
09.21.13 | this counts as your "best night ever?" LOL |
Satellite
09.21.13 | ^ what i was gonna say. that story really took a nosedive. |
ShadowRemains
09.21.13 | you really are a bigpleb |
Satellite
09.21.13 | wait, and these are average-looking BRITISH girls? hahaha gross. |
Trebor.
09.21.13 | average looking british chick is like an america 5/10. From all the british tv/movies I've seen it seems like british dudes
are down for a chick who's overweight and has a butt ugly face as long as she has big tits like wtf |
BigBlob
09.21.13 | isn't 5/10 average anyway? |
ResidentNihilist
09.21.13 | Nah it's not so much that Treb as that the guy has to settle for the butt-ugly girl as the guy's already got her pregnant five times beforehand. |
Satellite
09.21.13 | the national ban on toothbrushes isn't helping matters |
BigBlob
09.21.13 | are not all americans fat anyway? |
Satellite
09.21.13 | i'd sooner fuck a chubby girl than one with a hot body and bad teeth |
Greyvy
09.21.13 | the national ban on toothbrushes isn't helping matters
that stereotype is basically a fact lol, they really dont like toothbrushes |
BigBlob
09.21.13 | same way all American's are gun loving bible bashers? pretty much fact. |
Greyvy
09.21.13 | lol good try |
slep
09.21.13 | uggh not even close |
BigBlob
09.21.13 | I try my best. |
ExcentrifugalForz
09.21.13 | still don't get how this could be anyones best night ever. Was this your first time going to a pub? |
Trebor.
09.21.13 | england is known for having the best oral health in the world though
ugly teeth don't mean unhealthy teeth
but yeah I don't care if my girl has cavities as long as those fuckers are straight
Do people just not get braces over there or something? |