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Best Night Ever

So, me and my friends are in the pub drinking, few pints yano standard Friday night? Then these girls come over, average looking but we are down for anything, ya dig? The night progresses, the drinks get doubled and conversation ensues. We get on to music, and one girl blurts out: "I love The Smiths". So right there and then my dick is hard and my mind is spinning at infinite mph. We get on to metal (yes, metal) and one of the girls said: "do you like Megadeth?" My balls seized up, my face clenched and my dick was at boiling point. The desire to fuck this girl was at 110% and my face showed it, for real. So we continued drinking and discussed loads of shit, one of the girls had even been to see Roger Waters at the 02 in London, man my penis was at untold lengths. All I know is, I have the potential date with the girl of my dreams tomorrow...and the Rust in Peace t-shirt is being repped!
1Megadeth
Rust in Peace
2The Smiths
The Smiths
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