TheGreatQ: Let's Have A Jokes Thread

TheGreatQ 08.28.13	List is digs.
jmnewcomer18 08.28.13	if i wanted a joke id follow you in to the bathroom and watch you take a piss
TheGreatQ 08.28.13	My girlfriend and me were having sex the yesterday when she looked at me and said, "Make love to me like they do in the movies." So I fucked her ass, pulled out, and came all over her face and hair. I guess we don't watch the same movies.
crowing51 08.28.13	Wanna know a funny joke? I'm black
OhCarrots 08.28.13	What's the difference between Elton John and Kurt Cobain? Elton took more shots in the mouth.
JokineAugustus 08.28.13	Black in the Back
jmnewcomer18 08.28.13	Jokine you turn my floppy disk in to a hard drive every time i think of you
JokineAugustus 08.28.13	c: Thats so sweet.
PitchforkArms 08.28.13	A priest and a rabbi were at a wedding. After noticing a young boy dancing on the dancefloor, the priest leans to the rabbi and says, "I'd love to fuck that young boy", the rabbi looks at him and replies, "out of what??"
ffs 08.28.13	two whales are sitting in a bar; the first whale says: bwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo the second whale says: shut up dave you are drunk
ShadowRemains 08.28.13	lolz
jmnewcomer18 08.29.13	hahahaha.
FromDaHood 08.29.13	How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Roll up her sleeve
ButteryBiscuitBass 08.29.13	What's the worse thing you can call a black man starting with 'N' and ending with 'R'? 'Neighbour'
jmnewcomer18 08.29.13	What is black and blue and hates sex? The 4 year old in my trunk.