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| Delivering Asian Food For A Living
Sweet so one of my old co-workers is hooking me up with a job at my favorite Chinese/general-Asian-food restaurant, delivering food and shit. Coming from being a shift manager at a Papa John's, I'm gonna have to work half the hours to make the same amount of money, eat FAR better free food, and put up with way less bullshit. And maybe they'll even show me how to cook some of that shit, which would be SO FUCKING COOL. | | 1 |  | Rhinocervs
Odour of Dust and Rot
The only Asian food I know how to cook is some egg rolls I made the other day, and let me tell you...making sixty-four egg rolls is one of the most tedious culinary experiences of my life. | | 2 |  | August Burns Red
Rescue and Restore
Otherwise I mostly just grill a shitload of beef. | | 3 |  | The Mountain Goats
All Hail West Texas
And I make a killer steak alfredo. Turns out if you put a ton of cream cheese into just about anything, it's delicious. | | 4 |  | David Bowie
Station to Station
Although, duh, I'm gonna be a delivery driver. | | 5 |  | Ed Gein
Bad Luck
Five bucks an hour tax-free, and I'm pretty sure there's not other tasks they have drivers do over there. | | 6 |  | Exhumed
Necrocracy
Basically, if I work fifteen hours a week and get tipped roughly ten bucks an hour, counting in gas I make about as much as I did slaving my ass off for 8.50 as a manager at Papa Johns. | | 7 |  | Hugh Laurie
Let Them Talk
And when I say slaving, I mean it. If you'd like an experiment as to why franchises are soul-destroying, I dare you to become the hardest working employee at a pizza chain. You will regret the hell out of it. | | 8 |  | Psychofagist
Songs of Faint and Distortion
This place is a local restaurant too, so fuck franchises. | | 9 |  | The Meads of Asphodel
Sonderkommando
And I live in a decently affluent suburbia with some REALLY affluent areas to it, and rich people fucking love sushi. And they really fucking love sushi when it can be delivered, and thankfully Habi has killer sushi. | | 10 |  | United Nations
United Nations
I can just drive around, jam out, and blow down ALL DAY LONG. And get paid to do it. And not have to deal with lazy political franchise bullshit. And support a local business that happens to be my favorite restaurant in town! Win-win-win. | | 11 |  | Trophy Scars
Bad Luck
And as you know, first-generation Asian folk aren't very good at telling when Americans are stoned. This has been confirmed by my friend that's getting me the job. She works as a hostess and has to stand around the bosses blazed every time, and they just think she's extra happy some days. | | 12 |  | That Handsome Devil
A City Dressed in Dynamite
AND DID I MENTION FREE FUCKING ASIAN FOOD ALL THE TIME? | | 13 |  | Suicide Nation
Suicide Nation
And perhaps I could even eventually get some table-waiting experience. | | 14 |  | King Conquer
America's Most Haunted
All in all, an exciting new experience for Moses Malone. | | 15 |  | Human Rejection
Decrepit to Insanity
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someguest
08.11.13 | Chinese? Japanese? Thai? | climactic
08.11.13 | sweet | MosesMalone
08.11.13 | It's one of those pan-Oriental restaurants. I believe the owners are Chinese and they serve mostly Chinese dishes, though. | Trebor.
08.11.13 | eatin asian pussy all I needed was sweet and sour sauce | someguest
08.11.13 | I really hate the users here now. | BallsToTheWall
08.11.13 | Good deal Moses, and if the place has cute Asian babes working there then it will be a win-win-win situation. | Cygnatti
08.11.13 | cool, I wish dug asian food more. | tommygun
08.11.13 | nice dude congrats | Acanthus
08.11.13 | Did a list about pizza places a few years ago:
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=82233
Delivery jobs are ok I guess, but can kill your car and since I don't have one they're just out've the question in general. | evilford
08.12.13 | Didn't you make enough $ over your 84 year NBA career? | spillingmercury
08.12.13 | out of all dishes and you know how to make egg rolls? that shit is work. i figured everyone just starts out stir frying everything. I'm glad you have That Handsome Devil up there though, that album was fun as hell. | sideburndude
08.12.13 | Sounds like a pretty sweet job man | MosesMalone
08.12.13 | someguest: yeah well I would work at the Thai place down the street if it, ya know, existed.
Balls: That would be up to whether or not my girlfriend found them hot, unfortunately.
Acanthus: My experience was virtually exactly the same, except around here it's easy as hell to get employed.
ford: haven't you read the statistics on the financial state of retired NBA players?
Mercury: well I mean I've tried stir-fry before but it tasted nothing like what I expected it to and everything like just frying some shit together. Still pretty good I suppose. And I had an anniversary that I wanted to try my hand at some new shit for. I ended up cooking for six excruciating fucking hours, and filled up on egg rolls too much to finish my main course :( and yeah THD is like the best goddamn band on the planet.
Everyone else: thanks! | MosesMalone
08.12.13 | So uhhhh how do line-breaks work? | tommygun
08.12.13 | they freak the fuck out if you edit a comment in a list | Acanthus
08.12.13 | Especially in Chrome. | PitchforkArms
08.12.13 | Man I have an asain place right next to my work and we are pretty tight with the workers there. They showed up how they do their cooking shit and they are too damn fast and precise | Shuyin
08.12.13 | dont drop the sticks | evilford
08.12.13 | Yeah fucking line breaks
Anyways cool sounds like a step in the right direction for u grats | MosesMalone
08.12.13 | And hey, I could even get some bartending experience. Although I don't know if many people drink there. |
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