BallsToTheWall: I Don't Know My Own Name

BallsToTheWall 08.04.13	Allegedly more than 5 names were juggled at birth, some worse than others, and I have no idea of where my birth certificate is so essentially I could start calling myself Nightcrawler and be more accurate than what im going by now.
MuhNamesTyler 08.04.13	Like off of It's Always Sunny??
BallsToTheWall 08.04.13	Dayman (ah-ah-ah) Fighter of the Nightman (ah-ah-ah) BoysdoorThrough the Door the Boy Would find the Power to Defeat the Troll and thusly The Nightman SemajdraehsAdded by Semajdraehs Champion of the Sun (ah-ah-ah) You're a Master of Karate and friendship For Everyone
MuhNamesTyler 08.04.13	Frank , no one wants to see a 60 year old man dressing up in tights and eating trash!
BallsToTheWall 08.04.13	My favorite episode no doubt. Haven't watched since like season 6 so I need to get caught up on 7 and 8.
Cygnatti 08.04.13	I have a twin brother and we're (supposedly) not identical, but we looked like it when we were younger so our parents gave us name tags. but our dad thinks he may have switched the name tags accidentally at some point, but our mom doesn't think so. so I may be going by my twin brother's real name and he's going by my real name. and our birth certificate is somewhere in new york so we don't know for sure!
henryChinaski 08.04.13	Christy Mack is hot
BallsToTheWall 08.04.13	M/ as fuck. I'm gonna tell my mom you took me to a black person's house Wow, extremely racist!
BallsToTheWall 08.04.13	Christy Mack is hot (2). No other pornstars necessary.
BallsToTheWall 08.04.13	That's Tammy, Trey's ex girlfriend. This is classic Tammy. Trey broke up with Tammy because Marine Cannalan said that she saw Tammy flirting with Walt Timmy at a party, but she was only doing it to make Trey jealous because she thought Trey secretly liked Erin Hennebrary. But Trey didn't like Erin Hennebrary, it was all a bunch of bull.
PayneTiger777 08.04.13	Christy Mack ftw.
ExcentrifugalForz 08.04.13	WILDCARD!!!!
IbenizGEO1 08.04.13	Christy Mack is hot [3]
thumbcrusher 08.04.13	maybe you don't even exist
Scoot 08.04.13	yep best in the biz
someguest 08.04.13	'cuz it's not me or you it's the fucking banks
Mister Twister 08.04.13	Get an official name change, and hold a poll online to let people pick your new name. One guy did that and is now named Sunshine Megatron.
MosesMalone 08.04.13	You're ruining sputnik with all your breakfast talk
oltnabrick 08.05.13	http://www.sputnikmusic.com/images/members/249881.jpg
ZilbelPing 08.05.13	Geoffrey Lazer Ramsey
BallsToTheWall 08.05.13	He's no Sasha Grey.
Poet 08.05.13	You're always Wylie to me.
Days of Future Passed 08.05.13	Is that why you keep changing your sputnik name?
BallsToTheWall 08.05.13	No, that's because I am a Gemini and possibly bipolar.
chemicalmarriage 08.05.13	Why are you eating?!! ... Because I'm incredibly uncomfortable
ZilbelPing 08.05.13	Shit, wylie's had so many sput names. I fondly remember the days of wwII era names like 1st Panzer Commander of the Third Reich or something
BallsToTheWall 08.05.13	No, look, I'm not talking about killing the guy. I'm just talking about going up there with a group of dudes and intimidate him, maybe break his arm. You can't break Tom Brady's arm. Oh yes, I can! No more Super Bowls for that pretty boy.