JaySpiral: Radiohead Ranked

JaySpiral 07.09.13	Kid A at 5, yep.
NationalRadio 07.09.13	How can you not even rate Pablo Honey?
JaySpiral 07.09.13	Because I listened to it like once and quickly realized it wasn't worth listening to again.
DrHouseSchuldiner 07.09.13	1 is 1 ya
DegausserGuernica24 07.09.13	KID A at 5?!?!?! What is this, I don't even.
MeatSalad 07.09.13	2 is de bezt
JaySpiral 07.09.13	And 3.9'd
IbenizGEO1 07.09.13	In Rainbows sounds like butt
CK 07.09.13	45213768
DikkoZinner 07.09.13	Amnesiac is that good?
IbenizGEO1 07.09.13	none of it's that good it's radiohead dude
JaySpiral 07.09.13	I personally love Amnesiac. Only problem is the last 4 songs on it aren't quite as consistent as the first 7.
qwe3 07.09.13	I was in a bar somewhere in Melbourne, on a rooftop overlooking the city. I see this fine honey when I'm ordering my G&T (hey fuck you that shit is delicious) and I think she sees me too. A little walk past her and a less than conspicuous glance at her eyes following me confirm this. I give it ten minutes and I make my approach. I introduce myself and with much more finesse and other abstract nouns that make women want men to bone them than I normally possess, I charm the absolute shit out of her. Things are going well until I try to make my exit. (With her, obviously.) I remember her exact words: "Before we depart I have one question to ask you: "What does the most recent Radiohead Ranked list on Sputnikmusic think about Amnesiac?" With a jolt I realised that I hadn't been on the site in a while and did not know the answer. When I told her this she laughed. Not a nice laugh, a cruel one, a laugh that the kid playing AOEII in the computer lab in high school hears from the guy who is really good at hitting a ball with a stick but whose father probably beats him up at night. She's laughing so hard at this point that others begin to notice, and when they find out what she's laughing about they join in. Some start pelting me with arancini and some lob wedges they are carrying in those awful mini faux-chinese takeaway boxes that people think it's cool to serve hors-d'ouvres in nowadays. They start chanting "BUNDLE OF STICKS, BUNDLE OF STICKS" over and over again until those are the only words I know anymore. Their rage at my lack of knowledge concerning the correct arrangement of Radiohead albums in a scale of quality according to someone on the internet builds until they can't merely express their disgust verbally. They grab me and with no hesitation fling me off the edge of the building where I fall twenty stories.
tempest-- 07.09.13	I am enlightened.
qwe3 07.09.13	It's like 4 a.m. over here and I've woken up with a start. I'm covered with this light film of sweat but it's clearly been going awhile because the sheets are SOAKED. It's like the fucking everglades in my bed except I'm not a mangrove. My heart's beating so fast as well. I'm shaking. It takes me a few seconds to identify the source of this ridiculous bodily fuck-uppery. When it comes flooding back it hits me HARD. I realise that I haven't been on Sputnikmusic in almost a month, which means I haven't been there noting down people's opinions of the quality of Radiohead's albums relative to each other. I logged on as soon as I could gather myself and lo and behold here was your list, JaySpiral. Thank you for your timely creation, I pray someone makes one tomorrow so that I can finally sleep.
wabbit 07.09.13	4.6
MeatSalad 07.09.13	Damn
JaySpiral 07.09.13	...k...
SeaAnemone 07.09.13	oh my qwe
Uranium 07.09.13	no the fuck way is bends better than httt or kid a
qwe3 07.09.13	hey loosey goosey i didnt know you still came here
JaySpiral 07.09.13	@Uranium yes it is. Hail to the Thief sounds like a failed attempt at summing up their discography up to that point.
Uranium 07.09.13	there are a few duds on it and it is a little longer than it should be, but the majority of its songs were written ingeniously imo. i think they really fed off each other's instruments on that one.
Zeneren 07.09.13	rating for Kid A is correct
SeaAnemone 07.09.13	haha good to see ya yeah I was invisible for a while but I've been coming back a little more -- even went so far as to post a list yesterday. it was equal parts refreshing and horrifying.
JaySpiral 07.09.13	@Uranium to me a lot of the songs are just boring rip-offs of themselves such as Sail to the Moon. Boring, boring, boring. Overall it isn't a bad album, just not nearly as interesting as most of their stuff.
zakalwe 07.09.13	2=1 and rated 5
qwe3 07.09.13	I come back every so often for music but most of the users who were interesting are gone and I don't know many of the others so it's not very engaging on a social media level so I don't end up saying much. I made a list and it had fucked up formatting and i shed a nostalgtear
qwe3 07.09.13	also I'm pretty sure andcas posts so fuck the possibility of accidentally reading something written by him
Uranium 07.09.13	Maybe try with a good set of headphones, but if you plain just dont like it than that's cool too. I agree with KOL. It's such an average records by their standards.
MO 07.09.13	"also I'm pretty sure andcas posts so fuck the possibility of accidentally reading something written by him" lol
larrytheslug 07.09.13	qwer*
JaySpiral 07.09.13	I like HTTT, just not as much as the others. I don't even necessarily dislike KOL either, they just took a different route with it that didn't resonate with me.
qwe3 07.09.13	"qwe, you forgot to add a r at the end of your name, you fucking boyband fapping queer" that's what the 3 stands for you fucking spastic
mankycaaant 07.09.13	The Bends is the best Radiohead album. Holla if you hear me.